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Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-23 02:03:06
May 23 2012 01:57 GMT
#3521
BTW best of d1 and 2 host-irc:

1)
Explanation: D0, Caller AFK, being at least 3 hours late on the deadline he himself set for the election and d1-post and I postpone the deadline.
He gets on irc and posts this:
04[00:28] * Caller slaps Toad| around a bit with a large fishbot
04[00:29] * Caller slaps Toad| around a bit with a large fishbot
04[00:29] * Caller slaps Toad| around a bit with a large fishbot
04[00:29] * Caller slaps Toad| around a bit with a large fishbot
04[00:29] * Caller slaps Toad| around a bit with a large fishbot
01[00:29] <@Toad|> sup
01[00:29] <@Toad|> am here
[00:29] <Caller> ok
[00:29] <Caller> so what we need to do
01[00:29] <@Toad|> you've got 50 mins left to do a daypost
01[00:29] <@Toad|> or you post the one i prepared just in case
03[00:29] * Toad| sets mode: +o Caller
[00:29] <@Caller> okay
[00:29] <@Caller> so who won


2)
d1 lynch: Maju has 11 guys voting him d1 and out of those 11 are 9 guys who have not a single voting power and on top of that 8 guys didn't vote at all.
Only mattchew had a vote (3) and Potato (3) which made a final of 6 votes.
Sinani managed to get 6 votes out of 5 people who wanted him dead as well. So it was a tie but Maju had 6 votes first

3)
The emperor vote was a tie as well if I remember correctly. Acro having the same as amount of votes as the #2 guy (but faster) and syllo/sandro had 1 less.

4)Igrok had the best role ever. Anarchist who kills one guy per night, infinite bullets and he keeps all the powers of the people he kills. Goal: Get all votes in the game

5) Someone shot mattchew when he was a knight reducing him to 1 life. Igork pm'ed me to kill mattchew as well which would have saved him according to the rules back at that time because he would have gotten the knight role and dodged the hit like that. We decided to make knights not get the one additional life after that.
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
May 23 2012 01:57 GMT
#3522
On May 23 2012 10:53 Drazerk wrote:
and there we have it

Igrok: Post restriction was fake btw

die Caller T_T

You're was real? Probably because your role was actually "Fool"
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
Drazerk
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom31255 Posts
May 23 2012 01:58 GMT
#3523
On May 23 2012 10:57 ~OpZ~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2012 10:53 Drazerk wrote:
and there we have it

Igrok: Post restriction was fake btw

die Caller T_T

You're was real? Probably because your role was actually "Fool"


Now you know where my frustration came from
~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
May 23 2012 01:59 GMT
#3524
On May 23 2012 10:58 Drazerk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2012 10:57 ~OpZ~ wrote:
On May 23 2012 10:53 Drazerk wrote:
and there we have it

Igrok: Post restriction was fake btw

die Caller T_T

You're was real? Probably because your role was actually "Fool"


Now you know where my frustration came from

I can see how that would ruin playing a game. I can also see how that would get you lynched, and increase your power...Kinda makes sense now.
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
Drazerk
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom31255 Posts
May 23 2012 01:59 GMT
#3525
On May 23 2012 10:59 ~OpZ~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2012 10:58 Drazerk wrote:
On May 23 2012 10:57 ~OpZ~ wrote:
On May 23 2012 10:53 Drazerk wrote:
and there we have it

Igrok: Post restriction was fake btw

die Caller T_T

You're was real? Probably because your role was actually "Fool"


Now you know where my frustration came from

I can see how that would ruin playing a game. I can also see how that would get you lynched, and increase your power...Kinda makes sense now.


If I had only 1 vote on me I died instantly
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
May 23 2012 02:04 GMT
#3526
Oh I could make a full role reveal. Still got the pms in my sheet of awesome
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
GreYMisT
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States6736 Posts
May 23 2012 02:05 GMT
#3527
Didnt I vote for you day 1 draz?
"life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery" / Join TL Mafia! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-23 02:14:09
May 23 2012 02:12 GMT
#3528
Hassys role was the 2nd best after igroks role!

We changed some roles even before d1 started. Caller never explained his roles properly so we kept "assuming" what he wants them to be. In fact the following is the only information blub and I had other than you guys:
+ Show Spoiler [host info] +
3 Assassins (One night kill daily)
1 guardsman (protects king & queen)
3 Knights (Two night lives, can protect a player (meaning you take any hits that player would take))
2 Spymasters (May investigate a player and find out who he’s married to, his role, etc. May mason investigated players.)
1 Fool (Speaks only in rhyme, must be targeted by two night hits, is a gallis (doesn’t die to majority lynch, dies if anyone votes for him. This role cannot be inherited).
2 Bastards (Cannot inherit through marriages: may kill one player of their choice during the day time and take whatever role they have: loses bastard status).
1 Anarchist (Kills at night: takes whatever role he kills: 3rd Party, wins when he has all the voting roles)
2 Bishops (May condemn somebody as a heretic: reveal roles in public the following day).

+ Show Spoiler [ALL THE ROLES] +
1. Mattchew: (Frankfurter)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are ze Duke von Dume, just returned from Mars after single handedly saving humanity from aliens! At least, that's what you think. In actuality you're just the inbred lunatic of the Frankfurter Family. It's okay though, you are a duke, so you have three votes.
Your allies are: Sinani206, The_Bard, Bluelightz, MajuGarzett, Jitsu. Your Mafia QT is over here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/FJsXhQtccAvG
"Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night. As a member of the
family of Frankfurter you win when all threats to your
family are eliminated or are no longer able to win the game."

2. A.T.L.A.S.: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are part of a fine underground society called the Assassins of the Hamburger family!
Although it's a society you really don't know anyone else who might be an Assassin, you're solving your problems on your own and you don't trust other people, so that's fine with you.
As an Assassin you are able to kill one person each night if you wish to. You also gain all of your targets powers if you successfully ended up killing him

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

3. P-Body: (Hamburger!?!?!)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You hate order. You don't want to follow some silly Emperor or Empress you want to do what you want to do, easy as that. You are an Anarchist who wants to have some fun. As Anarchist you don't really feel like you belong to one of the big families neither do you care about them. You can choose to kill someone every single night. If you choose to do so and successfully kill someone you inherit all of his powers and votes.

As an Anarchist you win when you possess all of the voting power at some point in the game.

4. Laika: (Wiener)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are the Viscount von Dalist and you are part of the Wiener-Schnitzel family!
You destroy things for a living. Imagine a huge bulldozer demolishing a house. That's you but you're not a pussy, you're doing that with your bare hands or with a big mace, whatever is more charming to you.
So we've got the basic picture, you are a brute and as such you are not very influential around the fancy people here but somehow you managed to get some land, probably by force, giving you at least a tiny bit of power. Therefore your vote counts as 1.
Your allies are: U, QuickSilver7, Drazerk, Vaderseven & Quatol and we've provided a QT for you to talk here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/AnG5y8SsZd2
Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night.

As a member of the family of Wiener-Schnitzel you win when all threats to your family are reduced to ashes or are no longer able to win the game.

5. Companion Cube: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are a Bishop aligned to the family of Hamburger!
You're a catholic and it's the Holy Roman Empire, the church is realy influential and people will do what you tell them to do.
Therefore as a bishop you may condemn somebody as a heretic at night which will result in your targets role being revealed openly in the thread the next day.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

6. OpZ (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
As an Imperial Guardsman you are obviously aligned to the family of Hamburger.
You are the meatshield in front of the Emperor and the Empress protecting them from danger. As long as you are alive both the Emperor and the Empress are immune to night hits. Luckily you're not a crappy meatshield. You don't die while protecting the Emperor and the Empress from night hits. Yes you're that awesome.
An Imperial Guardsman can be quite convincing I heard, espeically someone your size in your massive armor, so you may choose to follow someone at night and ask them a couple of questions. But you're not really a brainiac, your a big strong man that's all, so you questoins don't really give you information at all. If you choose to follow someone at night you end up protecting them from every nighthit that would otherwise hit him and roleblock your target at the same time, because he has to answer your questions. HOWEVER, you don't possess a portal gun or some shit like that, you can only be at one place at once, so if you choose to follow someone else the Emperor and the Empress are unguarded!

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

7. Adam4167 (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are the Duke von Nukkem and you are part of the Hamburger family.
You usually kick ass to protect your family and chew bubblegum in your spare time. However bubblegum seems to be quite rare sees times, so go figure.
As Duke you are one of the most influential men alive. Your possess a vote power of 3 instead of just 1.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

8. U (Wiener)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
As Viscount von Guard you own a little bit of land yourself making you a small but not unimportant piece of the puzzle. You are part of the Wiener-Schnitzel family and highly oppose the rule of the Hamburgers. As Viscount von Guard you have a voting power of 1.
Your allies are: Laika, QuickSilver7, Drazerk, Vaderseven & Quatol and we've provided a QT for you to talk here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/AnG5y8SsZd2
Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night.

As a member of the family of Wiener-Schnitzel you win when all threats to your family are dealt with or are no longer able to win the game.

9. YES_THIS_IS_DOG: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are the Viscount von Couver which probably is a reference to "Vancouver"? I have no clue, go ask Caller for funny fluff about that one. Anyways, you are part of the powerful Hamburger line.
As a Viscount you are a tiny fish in the lake, but you're at least a fish, right? Your voting power is a total of 1.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

10. The_Bard: (Frankfurter)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Count von Duku? You are probably some weird alien monster from the future that somehow made it into the family of Frankfurter although you forgot your light sabers in your other travel bag. Oh and you probably lost all your Jedi powers as well making you pretty much a normal guy. Yes you are an ugly monster but you are a Count, so who cares.
As a Count and as a big, ugly monster you are quite convincing giving you a total voting power of 2!
Your allies are: Mattchew, Bluelightz, Sinani206, MajuGarzett & Jitsu and we've provided a QT for you and your family members to talk here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/FJsXhQtccAvG
Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night.

As a member of the family of Frankfurter you win when all threats to your family are eliminated or are no longer able to win the game.

11. Carolus Magnus: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Knight of the proud family of Hamburger. Yeah that's you.
Besides being a chick magnet a knight is supposed to protect people and that's what you do. You know those hollywood films with a bodyguard that ends up jumping in the line of a bullet protecting the main character of the film? That's pretty much you. But fear not, for you have 2 lives! That's at least one to spare! If you protect someone you end up taking the hit/hits instead, that's why. You may choose one person you wish to protect every night.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

12. QuickSilver7: (Wiener)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
As Viscount von Triloquist you own your own land that's a privilege but given the people you're usually dealing with nothing special. You are part of the Wiener-Schnitzel family and you are trying to make sure that your family is the next to rule with all of your power.
Sadly your power is limited, you're not a nobody but you're not important either making your vote count as 1.
Your allies are: Laika, U, Drazerk, Vaderseven & Quatol and we've provided a QT for you to talk here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/AnG5y8SsZd2
Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night.

As a member of the family of Wiener-Schnitzel you win when all threats to your family are dead or no longer able to win the game.

13. Mr. Potatohead: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are the Duke von Wolfenstein of the mighty Hamburger line.
As Duke you are the royal elite making you a very important man in the Holy Roman Empire. As such your vote counts as 3 votes!
Apparently you're somewhat brutal and you know how to smash nazis but those don't even exist in this time, so you figured those skills won't come in handy and don't have any guns or grenades yet. You might get some if the nazis take over.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

14. Itouchyou: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Meh Viscount von Ished of the Hamburger line?
Not much to say about that. You're a Viscount, you own land, you're somewhat important but not really and therefore your Voting power is a total of 1.
You're missing in action, as is typical of the von Ished family. But you're there. Kind of like Schrodinger. Some guy that may or may not be real.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

15. Hassybaby: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Really? A vampire who's a part of the Holy Roman Empire? Whatever... at least you're not some pussy vampire like those twilight douches right? Now you might ask yourself what business a Vampire has in the Holy Roman Empire but you're not a normal Vampire, you are the Count von Chocula! You somehow got in this weird timeline, don't ask my how or why but it happened and it really is a weird timeline. You grieve for your daily dosis of cereals because we don't have industrialisation yet. How do you get your cereals nevertheless? Right you join the most powerful line of them all, the Hamburgers. With their help you surely can make some sort of cereals for your daily fix happen.
As the Count von Chocula you possess a voting power of 2 but you don't have any special powers besides that, now go and smash all of the enemies who are trying to stand between and your daily bowl of cereals.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

16. Drazerk: (Wiener) (Updated)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are a Fool, literally. Every family has a black sheep somewhere and that someone seems to be you within the line of the Wiener-Schnitzel.
As a fool you are used to being under fire because that's what you are every single second of your life. That natural training comes in handy at times and is disastrous if you're no longer feel that comfortable sense of everyone hitting you.
You are able to survive majority lynches making you invulnerable against usual lynches (not the Emperor one). However you die if people voted you but you're not having majority. Majority = you live, 0 votes = you live, anything between those 2 extremes = you are a goner
Other than that you have a second life protecting you from a single night hit. That 2nd nightlife regenerates but is only capable to block one hit, so 2 nighthits and you're a goner.
Your allies are: Laika, U, QuickSilver7, Vaderseven & Quatol and we've provided a QT for you to talk here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/AnG5y8SsZd2
Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night.

As a member of the family of Wiener-Schnitzel you win when all threats to your family are dead or no longer able to win the game.

Changes:
As a fool you HAVE TO speak in rhymes ever since d1 or you will be modkilled!
Right now it's neither n0 nor d1. Time is freezed until an Emperor and an Empress are elected, so you don't have to speak in rhymes right now, but you have to once the d1 daypost gets posted and ever after.

17. Strongandbig: (Hamburger) (corrected one)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You are the stealthies of all the stealthy Assasins around. While stealthing around someone saw you and although he probably should have thought that you're not that stealthy at all if even he can see you he ended up hiring you. Now you're a part of the Hamburger family.
As an Assain you may choose to kill one person each night which will end up killing them!

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

18. Vaderseven: (Wiener)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Your Dad just died 2 Days ago, he was murded at night when an old lady entered your fatheres chamber stabbing him with a spoon. "It's just an old lady, she's probably got business in that chamber" the guards said, "even if not, it's not like she's a danger at all". You probably should think of some new guy to protect your room at night. You know what the good part about that news is? You get to be the Count von Montechristo! Your family is part of the blue]Wiener-Schnitzel line and your allies will need your help to smash the enemies of your family, so wish away your tears and starting kicking peoples asses.
As Count von Montechristo you are quite charismatic making your vote count as a total of 2!
Your allies are: Laika, U, QuickSilver7, Drazerk & Quatol and we've provided a QT for you to talk here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/AnG5y8SsZd2
Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night.

As a member of the family of Wiener-Schnitzel you win when all threats to your family are dead or no longer able to win the game.

19. Quatol: (Wiener-Schnitzel)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
People have made fun of you, but now it's time for payback! As the mighty Viscount von Quish, use your vote to bring terror to your enemies! One vote to rule them all! Per day!!!!! Only for you!!!!!1!!!! Because of your fearinducing ability, you have become a real cornerstone of your family in the fight for the throne. Show the world what it means to be a real Wiener-Schnitzel[blue]!

Your allies are: Laika, U, QuickSilver7, Vaderseven & Drazerk and we've provided a QT for you to talk here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/AnG5y8SsZd2
"Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night. As a member of the family of [blue]Wiener-Schnitzel you
win when all threats to your family are dead or no longer able to win
the game."

20. Bluelightz: (Frankfurter)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
As a Ḥashshāshīn, or more commonly known as Assassin, you are addicted to your daily blunt. Being baked, you don't care about anything and just do whatever you want. Because of your chilled and uncaring personality, the Frankfurter family has recruited you as an assassinator of it's enemies. You earn your daily joint by breakin' into others housez and killing the inhabitants an shit. Ye, you not hallucinatin. You mothafucken vigi with infinite shots in da house. But only one per night, cuz peace love and understanding shit. Goddamn dat stuff is hard. Whoaaaa o_O. Where da pizza service? No pizza without pot man.

Yo homies be Mattjew, tha crazy guy who speaks rhymes and shit, da MajorGayzett hahaha, and th Jutsu. And some other guy, wait... nisani or shit, that' what he called.
You family kill 1 person tha night and shit and so. Woha, too stoned , ask your homies for tha rest. ahfosdflkshgiuagwegasg
Click dat link for shit and giggles: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/FJsXhQtccAvG

21. Zelblade: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Being the youngest son of the family of the Hamburgers, you got the grateful job of being your family's spiritual support. While you brothers and sisters are whoring around, you, as a bishop, are obliged to abstinence. Don't be sad, atleast you don't have to care about those annoying beings called "children". As a bishop, you are unable to marry. Another advantage is that you can condemn someone as a heretic. That person's role will be revealed to public the following day.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

22. Sinani206: (Frankfurter)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You have been chosen as the Viscount von Detta! Yes, that is like hitting the jackpot! Rejoice! The Viscount von Detta can do awesome things like voting once per day! Such a great person can only originate from the great family of the Frankfurter! Now go out and proclaim the amazing news to your brothers and sisters!

Your allies are: Mattchew, The_Bard, Bluelightz, MajuGarzett, Jitsu. A QT for talking with buddies: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/FJsXhQtccAvG
"Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night. As a member of the
family of Frankfurter you win when all threats to your
family are eliminated or are no longer able to win the game."

23. Kurumi: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Sucks for you that your mother is not some high-born pale lady but a beautiful exotic whore instead. Yeah, as a Bastard you don't have any right on your father's treasures. But do not despair. You can kill one person on a day and take away his/her role. After you did this, you are no longer a bastard! Hallelujah!
As bastard, you can not inherit through marriages, and the bastard role cannot be inherited.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

24. Errandor: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
No hair, no testicles, no dignity. Who are you? Yes, you are a Spymaster of the Hamburger family. Use your inbred abilities to nightly investigate one person's role and marital status. Furthermore, mason that person! Yes, spying into other people's windows gives you satisfaction, you sick pervert.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

25. Acrofales: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Count your votes, because you are the Count von Count! As a count you have two votes daily at your disposal. By the way have you noticed that an unwary person could call you "Cunt von Cunt"? Therefore you need to use your votes in such a way that noone dares to soil your name.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

26. MajuGarzett: (Frankfurter)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Oh, you are a Knight, how very interesting. Boredom has reached a new high since you got in charge of protecting the Frankfurter nobility. You have two night lifes (what a dynamic role!) and you may protect a person each night. If that person takes a hit, you will take a hit instead. (So basically you and your client will hide in a corner and you will have to play the aim of the enemy archers. Yawn.)

Your allies are: Mattchew, The_Bard, Bluelightz, Sinani206, Jitsu. A QT for talking with your buddies: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/FJsXhQtccAvG
Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night. As a member of the family of Frankfurter you win when all threats to your family are eliminated or are no longer able to win the game.

27. Forumite: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
You were begot after your father, an honorable Hamburgisch lord stuck his penis into the rotten cunt of harbour slut. Now you are an ostracised bastard waiting to usurp the position of your oh so noble father. You are able to kill a person during day time, and you will take away their role. After this treachery, you will lose your bastard role. Bastards] are unable to inherit throught marriage, and the bastard role can not be inherited.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

28. Jitsu: (Frankfurter)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
Many children have made fun of your silly name. But now, after your father has died and you became the Viscount von Egir of the glorious Frankfurter family, you are enacting revenge on those who bullied you. You can use your one vote to influence the political affairs of the empire daily. Try to use your vote to kill those who looked down on you! But it will be harder than you think because even the Emperor is laughing at you!

Your allies are: Mattchew, The_Bard, Bluelightz, Sinani206, MajuGarzett. A QT is over here: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/FJsXhQtccAvG
"Your family may choose to kill 1 person per night. As a member of the family of Frankfurter you win when
all threats to your family are eliminated or are no longer able to win
the game."

29. bagmanager: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
After being stupid enough to follow the propaganda of the Hamburger family, you became a knight who bound his life to them. Thanks to your almost undestructible shield you bought on the blackmarket, you have two night lifes. Each night you may choose to protect one person. If that person gets hit, you will take the hit instead. Like a real white knight. Except that all participiants are male which means no sex with a princess for you.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.

30. Bill Murray: (Hamburger)
Welcome to Holy Roman mafia!
As a Spymaster of the family of [b]Hamburger[b/], you have set up an invisible net of little birds who twitter little secrets. Once per night, you may investigate one person and find out their role and their marital status. Additionally, you may mason that person. And you are Bill Murray.

As a Hamburger you win when all threats to town are eliminated.
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<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
May 23 2012 02:40 GMT
#3529
Acro for worst. Seriously dude, we played versus like the worst mafia play in history including a four kill mafia on mafia war night and you still manage to troll us into a draw.

Still pretty pissed you decided to just shoot me after I manage to hit three scum in a row as vig.
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
May 23 2012 02:41 GMT
#3530
Also why in the world did you shoot Forumite before Drazerk?
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
May 23 2012 02:53 GMT
#3531
Also a question for the mods - did I kill mattchew or jitsu? I tried to change targets to jitsu but caller told me I was too late.
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
May 23 2012 02:58 GMT
#3532
Qs says he's been playing for about 2 years.

I'm still calling it on wbg pretending to be ace.
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
May 23 2012 03:02 GMT
#3533
Upon further reflection, it would be pretty stupid for town to just win a caller game; a draw probably is the correct ending.

Acro, you're still a retard.

Wp to Drazerk.
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
May 23 2012 04:13 GMT
#3534
On May 06 2012 04:47 annul wrote:
1:1 odds payable over paypal says this game never properly finishes

PM me for details


who saw this coming? annul saw this coming. is it true? i do i do i do-ooh.
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 23 2012 04:14 GMT
#3535
:3
cat party will one day rise
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
May 23 2012 05:50 GMT
#3536
On May 23 2012 11:41 strongandbig wrote:
Also why in the world did you shoot Forumite before Drazerk?

...Probably because forumite believe I was more town than Drazerk...-_-
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
Forumite
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden3280 Posts
May 23 2012 06:46 GMT
#3537
Damn it. Acro mislynches the few remaining townies, and then Drazerk has got a lynchproof+bulletproof role.
:3
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18114 Posts
May 23 2012 06:59 GMT
#3538
On May 23 2012 11:41 strongandbig wrote:
Also why in the world did you shoot Forumite before Drazerk?

I didn't. We lynched Drazerk and Forumite at the same time.

If I had taken the game seriously at the end, then I would probably have played carefully and not given Drazerk what he claimed he wanted: a majroity lynch. I could've done that by moving my votes to Forumite, rather than Drazerk, leaving Forumite's 3 votes on Drazerk, and imperial lynching Drazerk for good measure.

However, Drazerk had claimed he'd get superpowers in private and at that point I didn't care anymore. I had gobbled up all the interesting powers and wanted to see what happened to Drazerk with a majority lynch. I then sent in 0 night actions, just to make Toad write up the entire list of my powers. Does that sound like someone who takes the game seriously? I *could* have shot Drazerk with 2 bullets at that point, ending the game with a victory for town. Instead I decided to troll.

Even before I did all this, I had decided that if it came down to Hassy, Drazerk and myself, town had won and we could troll the game. I didn't care. I will also LOL at anybody saying I played that badly. The ONLY scum I didn't actually think was scum until very late in the game was Drazerk, who I only suspected at a time I didn't care anymore (try taking a Caller game seriously when you control 2 lynches, 2 night kills and have 4 night lives).

And, S&B, I never really thought you were scum. Up until the endgame, I played everything extra cautiously, planning for the worst case scenario. I, wrongly, thought Opz was scum for rather a long time, but on the offchance that he wasn't, I wanted his protection powers alive. Between the_bard and potato, I thought the_bard was scummier, yet wanted potato dead in the lynch, because I could almost guarantee the_bard would die at night, whereas potato was a knight and would need kills stacking.

If you were town, then it was fine, but on the off chance you were scum, you had to die. Bluelightz got killed first because he actually looked like scum, you got killed after because on the off chance the teams actually were balanced with an assassin each, you were clearly that assassin.

I already explained the rest of the kills. Calling me bad is just plain dumb. I played that game pretty damned well right up until the endgame, when I had gone through all possible scenarios in my head and decided I could win if I played it properly. I knew there was something fishy about Drazerk, but didn't care. Could you blame me for not playing to my wincon? Yes. But I did it FOR LAUGHS. I had fun. Screw you guys.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18114 Posts
May 23 2012 07:02 GMT
#3539
PS: I'm still confused how I got NK'd. I got explicitly told that my knight powers came with +1 night life (at least 2 of them had that explicit mention). You might've wanted to clarify that in your role pms upon inheritance :S
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
May 23 2012 07:06 GMT
#3540
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
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