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Day 1
In this small, quaint town there was a magical, attention-seeking, talking amphibian by the name of Toadesstern who lived by the lake beyond the forest. You could say, perhaps, that most of the town formed...almost like a cult to worship her. One day, however, the group opposed to her presence took action. They kidnapped Toad and held her for ransom, intending to simply make lots of money over the town's incredible stupidity.
Naturally, the cultish town and its leaders were appalled by the heinous act, and were worried sick about their Toad.
"Oh how scared and lonely she must be! I hope they're feeding Toad plenty of her favorite insects," cried one lady.
"Commander Keen, you must save us!" said another, apparently stuck in 1990s DOS-videogame world.
Meanwhile, at the kidnappers' headquarters, Toadesstern was actually completely content with the whole situation. "Naturally, of course I'm fine with you guys. You guys might have bad intentions, but this is all good for me! Why would I ever wish harm to the people who ensure everyone is thinking about me and me alone? That would be crazy!" jabbered Toad, shortly after describing in detail the exact taste and texture of the common housefly.
Within 3 hours the captors had been driven to the brink of Linsanity. Wherebugsgo the leader of the group couldn't take the blabbering anymore, killing himself while hitting his head against a solid but yet very spiky wall and Toad was killed by the rest of the group by being used in the basement slam dunk contest to prevent something worse could happen.
Toadesstern's body was subsequently launched across the lake with a potato cannon, thus beginning World War III, The Revenge of the Toad (also a movie by M. Night Shyamalan)
Wherebugsgo's demolished skull was hence forth used as a decorative bowl.
Day 1 begins. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.
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Noooooo! Not poor Toad! Never to eat another housefly. Never to nibble on mosquitoes. Never to nosh on potato bugs. Never more to babble incoherently while the whole town listens in rapturous attention.
Her killers must be found. Found and punished. To death!
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Oh sandroba playing.
<3 = Drunken Ruination.
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If WBG is dead I think we can all safely say this game started with a successful conclusion.
Let's Partay!!!!
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I don't want to hear a word about policy lynching a hydra for being a hydra. If you must talk about policy lynching, I prefer to hear arguments for policy lynching inactives as lurking is a very viable mafia strategy.
I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everyone that I'm town and definitely NOT scum this game, so feel free to take my posts as you would take them from a confirmed townie. Together, we're going to find the scum and we're going to eliminate the scum. If anyone has a problem with that, they're obviously scum.
Smooches.
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its not really a conclusion then is it, jackal? 
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I don't buy it from VE, no reason to reveal faction at this stage in the game when no one is even accusing you. You may be trying to get our subconscious trust from the very beginning.
But I don't know. You could be lying but you could be telling the truth. It's too early to say which is more likely. But I've got an eye on you.
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Also feel free to medic me every opportunity because, apparently I'm a N1 target these days. I know, I lol'd too.
Moar wasted scum KP = more townies alive to find the scums. It's a good thing.
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On March 18 2012 07:41 johnnywup wrote:
I don't buy it from VE, no reason to reveal faction at this stage in the game when no one is even accusing you. You may be trying to get our subconscious trust from the very beginning.
But I don't know. You could be lying but you could be telling the truth. It's too early to say which is more likely. But I've got an eye on you.
Step one is establishing my innocence. You don't buy it, maybe some will. This is but a step along the path. Walk with me my son.
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Cop, check VE first night. Seems suspicious to me.
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I can assure you no cop is going to need to check me by the end of the day johnnywup.
I can see skepticism in your weary eyes. Perhaps jaded by the scum's repeated attempts at manipulation? Deceit taking it's toll on your very soul?
Those days are over.
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If I were a day vig I'd shoot you for that VE... =)
About policy lynches... I'm game for all of them. Lurkers, Liars, Hydras, Airships, toads, spammers, batmans and plastic ducks. Hang em' all!
Seriously though, people should be active and posting (looking at jackal).
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Yeah.. I can agree with that
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Anyway...
I'm more interested in lynching inactives than any, because I've got opinions about people who don't post in a game that's impossible to play if people don't post. Very low opinions.
I don't like them guys, and I want them to die. Discuss.
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It's only been an hour, lets wait a little bit so we find who the REAL inactives are.
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Wait, did you think we were talking about who's inactive now? Slow down sir, Cheese and Rice. I'm talking about lynching them, and the lynch doesn't happen for hours and hours. We've got plenty of time, not only to determine who's ACTUALLY lurking, but to find an actual scum candidate to render the point moot.
I see what you did there johnnywup, very slick. *wink*
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On March 18 2012 07:38 johnnywup wrote:its not really a conclusion then is it, jackal?
I always feel like a winner when WBG dies.
On March 18 2012 07:49 VisceraEyes wrote:
*also looks at Jackal*
Bitch please. Take a couple of Midol and open a fresh box of bonbons. You're bleeding red all over the place.
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On March 18 2012 08:00 Jackal58 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2012 07:38 johnnywup wrote:its not really a conclusion then is it, jackal? I always feel like a winner when WBG dies. Bitch please. Take a couple of Midol and open a fresh box of bonbons. You're bleeding red all over the place.
Jackal confirmed town / started early.
It's going to be a good game.
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On March 18 2012 08:01 VisceraEyes wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2012 08:00 Jackal58 wrote:On March 18 2012 07:38 johnnywup wrote:its not really a conclusion then is it, jackal? I always feel like a winner when WBG dies. On March 18 2012 07:49 VisceraEyes wrote:
*also looks at Jackal* Bitch please. Take a couple of Midol and open a fresh box of bonbons. You're bleeding red all over the place. Jackal confirmed town / started early. It's going to be a good game.
Only scum can confirm my towniness. Why you scum again Visc?
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