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iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-03 04:12:52
May 03 2011 04:11 GMT
#721
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Night 3

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

In his previous profession, the man known as tnkted was gambler. It appears that he still hasn't learned his lesson.

During the daily town meeting, tnkted strode in and revealed himself to the townfolk. "I am not one of you!", he claimed. "But I am a friend!" The Liquidians would not hear any of this, however, and quickly tried to capture him. tnkted tried to escape, bursting out the door and quickly scaling the wall of the building next door. What happened next? We asked Deputy Director Chaoser for the details:

"At approximately 6:30 pm, we received an alert that the man known as "tnkted" was fleeing across the rooftops of Liquidville. He managed to evade all patrol cars simply by being higher above ground, and so we dispatched a Helicopter unit. After he continued to refuse to come peacefully, our Heli-team opened fire.

We had suspected tnkted for a long time, but upon further (post-mortem) investigation, we have discovered that he was merely a harmless bum. We regret this tragic incident."


We would say he would be missed, but in all honesty, that guy gave me the creeps. He just seemed so scummy.

In other news, BrownBear narrowly survived a lightning strike today. Doctors say he was incredibly lucky and unlikely to survive another.

This has been another Channel 4 News Report, brought to you by the "Vote or Die" Campaign. Never say you don't have a choice!

This is iGrok, signing off.

tnkted the Down-on-your-luck Stock Broker is dead.

BrownBear survived because I gave him late notice of his replacement.

Night ends at 05:00 GMT (+00:00) May 4th.
MOTM | Stim.tv | TL Mafia | Fantasy Fighting! | SNSD
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
May 03 2011 04:13 GMT
#722
Oh wow, and oh wow.
you gotta dance
Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
May 03 2011 04:14 GMT
#723
Wow, so he was telling the truth. I guess he's the only one that had a color coded PM then.
Math me up, scumboi. - Acrofales
Varpulis
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States2517 Posts
May 03 2011 04:14 GMT
#724
dammit
For he is the Oystermeister, lord of all the oysters.
Varpulis
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States2517 Posts
May 03 2011 04:15 GMT
#725
g'night guys.
For he is the Oystermeister, lord of all the oysters.
BrownBear
Profile Joined March 2010
United States6894 Posts
May 03 2011 05:28 GMT
#726
Oh wow, missed this. Derp.

Thanks for not killing me ^^
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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
May 03 2011 13:31 GMT
#727
lylo it is.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
tnkted
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1359 Posts
May 03 2011 13:36 GMT
#728
Great work everybody, I think you've all done a helluva job.

No hard feelings though. I was scummy due to inactivity, I would have done the same. GL!
'I think "tnkted" may have justified this entire thread.' - Mjolnir
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
May 03 2011 19:27 GMT
#729
Dammit Twinkles. A beautiful role and wtf did you claim it for.

Life can only kill you once.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
May 03 2011 19:36 GMT
#730
Guys, this is the 2nd time now where Jackal has evaded a lynch, even though it was definitely the best choice of action. And, in turn, we fucking lynched a townie.

I swear, if he does turn out to be GF or red of any kind, any of you guys who have been pushing for other lynches instead are going to be auto day-one lynches from me for now on.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
May 03 2011 19:37 GMT
#731
Unless you're red. In which case, well done.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
May 03 2011 19:42 GMT
#732
Dammit man. I'm not scum. Seriously. Am I pushing scum agendas? Am I pushing for stupid shit? No. My last 2 votes were basically in self preservation the second on a really bullshit looking role posted by a lurker.
If Ace really had a night shot why am I still alive? Because I'm a great lynch target and a constant distraction to town. Thank you Bum.
Life can only kill you once.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
May 03 2011 19:54 GMT
#733
The fact is - we'd have learned a lot of info from lynching you on either of those nights.

While we did learn more by lynching a blue and an un-night-killable green, neither of those outcomes favored the town at all. And we didn't learn any information that can help lead us to other reds, even if they did show red. That isn't the case with you.

And, now that we can't afford a mislynch, we don't have the ability to take the 50/50 with you and then be able to identify at least 1 or 2 others as reds. We have to get a good one right now.

To be honest, even if you're a blue role, you'd have been more useful to the town dead than alive.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
May 03 2011 19:59 GMT
#734
I'm just green man. My role PM is verbatim what's in the OP. No sense in posting that.
The only thing you'll learn from me is I'm green. And Bum got a 25% rng'd DT return. That's it man.
Life can only kill you once.
BrownBear
Profile Joined March 2010
United States6894 Posts
May 03 2011 20:49 GMT
#735
It's too late to policy lynch him as is - tomorrow's lynch will have to be based off pure analysis, given that apparently our DT checks are not 100% accurate.
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Varpulis
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States2517 Posts
May 03 2011 20:56 GMT
#736
BrownBear, could you post your thoughts on each player? Who are on your suspect list and why? Who do you think is town?

Darmousseh didn't leave us with much to work with.
For he is the Oystermeister, lord of all the oysters.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
May 03 2011 21:29 GMT
#737
Jackal, maybe I'm stubborn, but you're not convincing me at all.



So, out of the players that are left:

Neither Ace nor sandroba will die tonight. Everyone knows their fates are intertwined.

darmousseh/BrownBear seemed scummy due to inactivity and bandwagoning, but there is nothing conclusive. The mafia probably won't kill him tonight.

Same goes for Eiii.

Jackal has been a good distraction if he's town, or has had a lot of help staying alive as mafia. He won't die tonight.

Wiggles and I have that message about us. I'm not sure what it means, but it applies to one of us. If we get caught up on it, it'll likely cause us problems. The mafia know this, and would probably try to keep us alive, to push Ace's message for a lynch on one of us tomorrow. Although, this is still pretty weak.

Which leaves us with VarpuliS. The most pro-town, and the least under suspicion right now. If he doesn't die tonight, I'd be surprised. Why? Because his death leaves us with no information. That is, unless he is actually a member of the Mafia. However, at the same time, him being left alive won't actually tell us much about who the mafia is, because they could kill someone else to try to make VarpuliS look suspicious.

So, out of the obvious people who won't be around tomorrow, it seems like it could be me, Wiggles, or VarpuliS. Potentially BrownBear and Eiii, but I find this to be less likely.

Why? Because we're the ones who's give away the least information as to who is actually mafia, or will be more difficult to convince the town to lynch in a lylo situation.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
May 03 2011 23:05 GMT
#738
On May 04 2011 06:29 Impervious wrote:
Jackal, maybe I'm stubborn, but you're not convincing me at all.



So, out of the players that are left:

Neither Ace nor sandroba will die tonight. Everyone knows their fates are intertwined.

darmousseh/BrownBear seemed scummy due to inactivity and bandwagoning, but there is nothing conclusive. The mafia probably won't kill him tonight.

Same goes for Eiii.

Jackal has been a good distraction if he's town, or has had a lot of help staying alive as mafia. He won't die tonight.

Wiggles and I have that message about us. I'm not sure what it means, but it applies to one of us. If we get caught up on it, it'll likely cause us problems. The mafia know this, and would probably try to keep us alive, to push Ace's message for a lynch on one of us tomorrow. Although, this is still pretty weak.

Which leaves us with VarpuliS. The most pro-town, and the least under suspicion right now. If he doesn't die tonight, I'd be surprised. Why? Because his death leaves us with no information. That is, unless he is actually a member of the Mafia. However, at the same time, him being left alive won't actually tell us much about who the mafia is, because they could kill someone else to try to make VarpuliS look suspicious.

So, out of the obvious people who won't be around tomorrow, it seems like it could be me, Wiggles, or VarpuliS. Potentially BrownBear and Eiii, but I find this to be less likely.

Why? Because we're the ones who's give away the least information as to who is actually mafia, or will be more difficult to convince the town to lynch in a lylo situation.

This post is pure scum bullshit.
I'm not even worried about how stubborn you are. Keep pushing me.
The only way you can state that Ace won't die tonight is if you're scum and you know Ace is scum That also makes sandroba scum.
If you think for a second that scum would let a real DT live through the night you're insane. But no. It's "Neither Ace nor sandroba will die tonight" Your words not mine. It's Sandroba,Ace and you the Canadian.
I haven't been a distraction to town. The only time I distract town is when you call me scum. That's not me distracting town bucko that's you. You're already setting up all of your wifom for who dies tonight.
You scummy guys might as well kill me cause I just put on my tunneling hat. You are the scummy Canadian.
Life can only kill you once.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
May 03 2011 23:14 GMT
#739
On May 04 2011 08:05 Jackal58 wrote:
The only way you can state that Ace won't die tonight is if you're scum and you know Ace is scum That also makes sandroba scum.

That's exactly why he won't die tonight. It'll basically confirm sandroba as town, making it much more likely that a mafia member will be targetted for a lynch tomorrow. Think it through, man.

Oh, wait, you don't need to.

This type of response is exactly what I expected from a red.

If you think for a second that scum would let a real DT live through the night you're insane. But no. It's "Neither Ace nor sandroba will die tonight" Your words not mine. It's Sandroba,Ace and you the Canadian.

Where did Ace admit to being a real DT? He's not. He claimed that he can intercept messages. There is a fucking massive difference there.

The DT check was merely icing on the cake. Now I'm 100% convinced you're scum.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
May 03 2011 23:23 GMT
#740
On May 04 2011 08:14 Impervious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 04 2011 08:05 Jackal58 wrote:
The only way you can state that Ace won't die tonight is if you're scum and you know Ace is scum That also makes sandroba scum.

That's exactly why he won't die tonight. It'll basically confirm sandroba as town, making it much more likely that a mafia member will be targetted for a lynch tomorrow. Think it through, man.

Oh, wait, you don't need to.

This type of response is exactly what I expected from a red.

Show nested quote +
If you think for a second that scum would let a real DT live through the night you're insane. But no. It's "Neither Ace nor sandroba will die tonight" Your words not mine. It's Sandroba,Ace and you the Canadian.

Where did Ace admit to being a real DT? He's not. He claimed that he can intercept messages. There is a fucking massive difference there.

The DT check was merely icing on the cake. Now I'm 100% convinced you're scum.

Keep it going scummy. Your logic processor broke. Now you're playing the same semantics game Ace was. He intercepts messages. Same fucking thing. Except he doesn't. It's a bs role. Thanks for helping me choose between the Canadians.
Life can only kill you once.
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