Insane Mafia 2 - Page 18

On March 24 2011 11:25 Jackal58 wrote:

I defended the fuck out of you and LSB.

On March 24 2011 11:24 GMarshal wrote:


Well, not counting anything else, theres the fact that I will be doing constant, active analysis, weather sucessful or unsucessful remains to be seen, but I'll be constantly stirring the hornets nest to keep scum from lurking, obviously if I'm dead then thats going to put a hamper in my lynch all lurkers plan. I'd actualy be more than happy to have a better scumhunter in this position, if I were sure he was town, at the moment the only person I can know with any certanty is town is my, so I'd rather deny the scum or third party the ability to require two townies to DIE before they can be night killed

On March 24 2011 11:21 Jackal58 wrote:

I don't defend scum.
I don't get every vote wrong.
I don't like banana puppies.

Only a mafia mayor will endorse a day 1 lynch. Day 1 is a crapshoot. Day 1 is controlled by scum. A mayor that abdicates his power of lynch on day 1 to a vote is a scum mayor.
He knows town can't find his ass with both hands on day 1.
He knows scum is strongest on day 1
He knows a vote will be wrong.

A vote for me is a vote for town. I'm not promising you guys a bandwagon vote.
I'm promising you guys I will vote for who I think is scum. I also promise I can listen to all arguments for and against everybody and will accept or reject what I believe to be right or wrong.

A mayor that promises to lynch according to votes is scum.

On March 24 2011 11:31 annul wrote:
hi, elect me for mayor

i am a townie with no abilities apparently (???), so give me something to do pl0x.

Green Town- These are the normal townies. Well, not so normal. Every single townie has a power. So there like super townies, but very squishy.

On March 24 2011 11:34 chaoser wrote:
Later dude, day 1 i think

On March 24 2011 11:31 Jackal58 wrote:

Mayor is much more susceptible to lynching than night kills.
Only scum would bring up being night killed.

On March 24 2011 11:32 tnkted wrote:


You're awful quick to accuse me of being scum based on... what exactly? I'm just a townie, minding my own business.

And all three of your reasons are not good reasons. They are fake reasons/assertions. The third one is a joke. The first two are assertions which you have certainly not demonstrated. To me, at least. I don't know if you have a history in this game, but unless you are the van helsing of scum hunting I don't believe you have the cajones to talk like that. I'm not saying you're scum, just that you aren't playing like a town at the moment. If you think there is something wrong with my plan, explain what that is and I will happily step down.

Now, just so that nobody thinks i'm not really running, here are my three reasons:
1. I'm a noobie. This means that i am absolutely not a threat to anyone, and am therefore a prime target for early mafia kills. I could use the human shields!
2. I'm smart. I'm a psych minor in college atm, and while that doesn't exactly make me Freud it does give me a little bit of an edge over your average TLer with an engineering degree.
3. I don't forget easily. I don't forget what people have said in the past which will come in handy in late game situations. If I was one of the last few guys left I would dedicate myself to a indepth study of every remaining player, and would then write up an exhaustive analysis on their play.

So... that's my platform I guess. Mayor seems like a scary, important job, but I'm willing to step up and do it!

On March 24 2011 11:37 annul wrote:
yeah but dont i get an item?

On March 24 2011 11:36 GMarshal wrote:


Are you forgeting the fact that there are TWO factions in play, scum is going to be gunning for the third party and the third party is going to be gunning for scum because enemy night kills cannot be as easaly manipulated as town lynches can, this is why scum is going to be 100% guaranteed to be gunning for the mayorship, as is the third party, if the scum team can grab the mayorship they can be slightly less worried about the third party and if the third party grabs it they can be slightly less worried about mafia. That means they have more freedom to go after troublesome townies. Did I honestly need to explain that? Also the free day 1 lynch is a delicious treat for either group

On March 24 2011 11:39 Lemonwalrus wrote:

Actually it is black and baby-blue.

This is tl.

On March 24 2011 11:37 chaoser wrote:
His three reasons are in-jokes tnkted, GM didn't do so well last game, that's all.

1. I'm a noobie. This means that i am absolutely not a threat to anyone, and am therefore a prime target for early mafia kills. I could use the human shields!

Actually noobies usually don't get NKed till late game cause mafia obviously wants to kill all the vets.