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Kim Jong Il has 'pancreatic cancer'

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zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 18:05:51
July 13 2009 18:01 GMT
#1
North Korea's reclusive leader Kim Jong Il has pancreatic cancer, it has been reported.

Seoul's news channel network YTN television said Kim, 67, was diagnosed with the cancer around the time he was felled by a stroke last summer.

The report cited unidentified intelligence officials in South Korea and China.

Kim's health is a focus of intense media speculation due to concerns about instability and a power struggle if he were to die without naming a successor.

His third and youngest son, Kim Jong Un, has widely been reported as being groomed as heir, but the regime has made no announcement to the outside world.

The YTN report cited the officials as saying the disease was "threatening" Kim's life.

Pancreatic cancer is usually found in its final stage and, considering Kim's age, he is expected to live no more than five years, the report said.

It came after Kim made a rare public appearance last week, in an annual memorial for his late father and North Korea's founder, Kim Il Sung.

Television footage showed him markedly thinner and with less hair. It was only the second state event he had attended in person since the reported stroke.

He also limped slightly and the sides of his tight-lipped mouth looked imbalanced in what were believed to be the effects of a stroke. The images touched off speculation that he could have other health problems.


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its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 13 2009 18:03 GMT
#2
Hahahaha, love the picture.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
July 13 2009 18:08 GMT
#3
Lol. The picture is great. :p
觀過斯知仁矣.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5459 Posts
July 13 2009 18:09 GMT
#4
did you make that picture yourself lol?
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 13 2009 18:20 GMT
#5
More capitalist dog propaganda. The glorious leader is immortal.
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b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
July 13 2009 18:25 GMT
#6
rofl that picture is amazing.
meh. this has been the news about him for awhile hasn't it?
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 13 2009 18:29 GMT
#7
the picture gave me quite a laugh :D
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Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 18:32:47
July 13 2009 18:31 GMT
#8
Awesome.

edit: ....picture.
"Eyes in the sky."
simfarm
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Ireland75 Posts
July 13 2009 18:34 GMT
#9
LOLOLOLOL
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
July 13 2009 18:39 GMT
#10
He got cancer?
Awesome!
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 13 2009 18:44 GMT
#11
So thats why he's called "Kim Jong ILL"
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uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
July 13 2009 18:46 GMT
#12
ahha the pic is gold
blomsterjohn
Profile Joined June 2008
Norway463 Posts
July 13 2009 18:46 GMT
#13
hahaha epic picture

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Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
July 13 2009 18:46 GMT
#14
On July 14 2009 03:44 Megalisk wrote:
So thats why he's called "Kim Jong ILL"


comedic gold!
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ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 18:53:13
July 13 2009 18:51 GMT
#15
I hate that bastard as much as Bush, even if that monster dies and one of his sons takes over will anything even change? Will the labour/brainwashing/prison/execution camps still be running, will they still continue to live in isolation like they have the last 50 years and plan on nuking America wich they hate so much...din't they have nuclear test explosions or something some months ago. (It was on the radio) I don't care about politics but I have seen the documentaries and google, North-Korea is one fucked up place to live in.

Edit : Kim Jong Il hurry up and die.
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Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
July 13 2009 18:53 GMT
#16
LOL
aka myheronoob
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 18:58:10
July 13 2009 18:57 GMT
#17
The picture though, I can't stop laughing.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
July 13 2009 18:57 GMT
#18
He does have a sucessor, though. But we have very little information about this.
:]
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
July 13 2009 19:00 GMT
#19
On July 14 2009 03:51 ChaseR wrote:
I hate that bastard as much as Bush, even if that monster dies and one of his sons takes over will anything even change? Will the labour/brainwashing/prison/execution camps still be running, will they still continue to live in isolation like they have the last 50 years and plan on nuking America wich they hate so much...din't they have nuclear test explosions or something some months ago. (It was on the radio) I don't care about politics but I have seen the documentaries and google, North-Korea is one fucked up place to live in.

Edit : Kim Jong Il hurry up and die.


It can change a lot once a new regime comes, as it has been shown again and again in old dynasties when an emporer dies (I think this is a good comparison). I see this in positive light and once the new leadership takes over North Korea may undergo reformation.
:]
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
July 13 2009 19:02 GMT
#20
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
July 13 2009 19:03 GMT
#21
Wait a minute... he won't live longer than 5 years... hmm... 2009... + 3 = 2012..... and that's within 5 years....

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..

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GASP, 2012?!?!?! KIM JONG ILL WILL BE THE CAUSE OF THE END OF THE WORLD?!?!
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Olorin.SVK
Profile Joined December 2008
Slovakia136 Posts
July 13 2009 19:04 GMT
#22
Serves him right. But he may be even more dangerous now I am affraid.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
July 13 2009 19:08 GMT
#23
On July 14 2009 04:02 Adeny wrote:
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?


It's not that simple as him lifting a finger, though. While commoners might be brain-washed enough to follow him without questions, those with high political positions (such as his sub-coordinates) are most likely well-educated and knows what the fuck they are doing - and what they shouldn't do. At the end if Kim Jong Il wants to do something major it has to be passed to his sub-coordinates, and I doubt they will listen to a dying person.
:]
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
July 13 2009 19:17 GMT
#24
On July 14 2009 04:08 illu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 04:02 Adeny wrote:
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?


It's not that simple as him lifting a finger, though. While commoners might be brain-washed enough to follow him without questions, those with high political positions (such as his sub-coordinates) are most likely well-educated and knows what the fuck they are doing - and what they shouldn't do. At the end if Kim Jong Il wants to do something major it has to be passed to his sub-coordinates, and I doubt they will listen to a dying person.


While that is mostly true, you gotta realize back in the old ancients days in a system of monarchy, emperors and all where it is somewhat similar to North Korea's state atm, all the people, even his sub-coordinates, subjects and all alike were super loyal and would do anything and everything their leader would tell them to do even committing suicide. Who and what is to say that the case isn't similar here with Kim Jong il and his sub-coordinates?? If anything, I can see calling himself and everyone around him "Emperor".
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Tomed
Profile Joined August 2005
United States176 Posts
July 13 2009 19:23 GMT
#25
On July 14 2009 03:09 redtooth wrote:
did you make that picture yourself lol?


Source of the image: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3162647
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 19:29:26
July 13 2009 19:27 GMT
#26
On July 14 2009 04:17 QuickStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 04:08 illu wrote:
On July 14 2009 04:02 Adeny wrote:
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?


It's not that simple as him lifting a finger, though. While commoners might be brain-washed enough to follow him without questions, those with high political positions (such as his sub-coordinates) are most likely well-educated and knows what the fuck they are doing - and what they shouldn't do. At the end if Kim Jong Il wants to do something major it has to be passed to his sub-coordinates, and I doubt they will listen to a dying person.


While that is mostly true, you gotta realize back in the old ancients days in a system of monarchy, emperors and all where it is somewhat similar to North Korea's state atm, all the people, even his sub-coordinates, subjects and all alike were super loyal and would do anything and everything their leader would tell them to do even committing suicide. Who and what is to say that the case isn't similar here with Kim Jong il and his sub-coordinates?? If anything, I can see calling himself and everyone around him "Emperor".


I agree with your analogy of "Emperor", and I used that terminology as well. But you have to also understand this is not the ancient time anymore, where technology allows people to go everywhere very easily.

Think about it this way. Suppose you are a North Korea diplomat on foreign affairs. While you have probably been loyal to the regime, but due to your position you have to go out and see the world - South Korea, Japan, and China - and suddenly you realize you had lived your life in a crap-hole. How will you feel about the regime now? Surely, for those never gone outside of their villages, they may think North Korea is the best country in the world. But it is certain that many people who have exposures of the foreign world will think differently about the life they are having now and the life they could be having. Of couse they may not express such things openly unless absolutely needed, but I highly doubt everything will be followed through.

:]
Xenixx
Profile Joined June 2008
United States499 Posts
July 13 2009 19:31 GMT
#27
Great picture, my plan for these ruthless totalitarians from little countries with no military arm is waiting until they die. Lets see how this pans out...
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
July 13 2009 19:32 GMT
#28
On July 14 2009 04:31 Xenixx wrote:
Great picture, my plan for these ruthless totalitarians from little countries with no military arm is waiting until they die. Lets see how this pans out...

They do have a huge army.
:]
Xenixx
Profile Joined June 2008
United States499 Posts
July 13 2009 19:36 GMT
#29
On July 14 2009 04:32 illu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 04:31 Xenixx wrote:
Great picture, my plan for these ruthless totalitarians from little countries with no military arm is waiting until they die. Lets see how this pans out...

They do have a huge army.


Correction: They have a huge paramilitary. There is a huge difference.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 19:39:39
July 13 2009 19:38 GMT
#30
On July 14 2009 04:36 Xenixx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 04:32 illu wrote:
On July 14 2009 04:31 Xenixx wrote:
Great picture, my plan for these ruthless totalitarians from little countries with no military arm is waiting until they die. Lets see how this pans out...

They do have a huge army.


Correction: They have a huge paramilitary. There is a huge difference.


I doubt it's "para-", since it is government funded and the only military force (probably) in North Korea.

Are you thinking about conscription instead? I don't think they are the same.
:]
Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
July 13 2009 19:44 GMT
#31
On July 14 2009 03:20 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
More capitalist dog propaganda. The glorious leader is immortal.



hahahahahaha great comment
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Loverman
Profile Joined September 2007
Romania266 Posts
July 13 2009 20:14 GMT
#32
What is it with these "sub-coordinates" really... it's subordinates!
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
July 13 2009 20:38 GMT
#33
Guys im not blind to what Kim Jong Il has done but wishing a man to die is... wrong...

Just my thoughts...
Sneaky
Profile Joined July 2009
United States14 Posts
July 13 2009 20:39 GMT
#34
I wonder if the invinceable one has a plan to rise his body to the sky when he croaks so he can try to keep the hearts and minds, It'd would be amuzing if I do say so myself. But really the north koreans are gonna get a wake up call real soon that they have been lied to by there so called god/leader. But hell what part of the population isnt lied to by there leaders. Hes just the most tyranical one left around really.
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
July 13 2009 20:42 GMT
#35
On July 14 2009 04:02 Adeny wrote:
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?


jugding by the picture, he already did and it backfired
You are now breathing manually.
Mystlord *
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10264 Posts
July 13 2009 21:13 GMT
#36
I'm pretty skeptical about this news. Whenever you see images of him moving, you only see him suffering from the aftereffects from stroke and diabetes. He's also moving around more this year than last year. Also, how many times has the media speculated on his health? I lost count a while ago.
It is impossible to be a citizen if you don't make an effort to understand the most basic activities of your government. It is very difficult to thrive in an increasingly competitive world if you're a nation of doods.
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
July 13 2009 21:16 GMT
#37
On July 14 2009 06:13 Mystlord wrote:
I'm pretty skeptical about this news. Whenever you see images of him moving, you only see him suffering from the aftereffects from stroke and diabetes. He's also moving around more this year than last year. Also, how many times has the media speculated on his health? I lost count a while ago.


agreed. buts thats the overspeculative media for you
You are now breathing manually.
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
July 13 2009 21:20 GMT
#38
On July 14 2009 04:02 Adeny wrote:
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?


Rofl. Soon hopefully
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VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
July 13 2009 21:29 GMT
#39
Hahahah img!
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
July 13 2009 21:36 GMT
#40
He's probably got final attack linked with nuclear bomb
sushiman
Profile Joined September 2003
Sweden2691 Posts
July 13 2009 21:50 GMT
#41
On July 14 2009 04:17 QuickStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 04:08 illu wrote:
On July 14 2009 04:02 Adeny wrote:
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?


It's not that simple as him lifting a finger, though. While commoners might be brain-washed enough to follow him without questions, those with high political positions (such as his sub-coordinates) are most likely well-educated and knows what the fuck they are doing - and what they shouldn't do. At the end if Kim Jong Il wants to do something major it has to be passed to his sub-coordinates, and I doubt they will listen to a dying person.


While that is mostly true, you gotta realize back in the old ancients days in a system of monarchy, emperors and all where it is somewhat similar to North Korea's state atm, all the people, even his sub-coordinates, subjects and all alike were super loyal and would do anything and everything their leader would tell them to do even committing suicide. Who and what is to say that the case isn't similar here with Kim Jong il and his sub-coordinates?? If anything, I can see calling himself and everyone around him "Emperor".

A more proper analogy would probably be the USSR after Stalin; most power being in the hands of the people behind him in the party, with him being forced to abide to their decisions in order to stay in his position as the figurehead which legitimize the policies enforced by the government. Kim Jong-Il dying shouldn't really make a difference, unless his successor somehow manage to outmaneuver the old hawks in the government, but that is probably unlikely and the situation will most likely remain the same until the old guard have died off from old age.
1000 at least.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
July 13 2009 21:51 GMT
#42
On July 14 2009 04:36 Xenixx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 04:32 illu wrote:
On July 14 2009 04:31 Xenixx wrote:
Great picture, my plan for these ruthless totalitarians from little countries with no military arm is waiting until they die. Lets see how this pans out...

They do have a huge army.


Correction: They have a huge paramilitary. There is a huge difference.

You are quite incorrect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_active_troops
Simple
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States801 Posts
July 13 2009 22:03 GMT
#43
well, i think we all guessed he had some sort of cancer or ailment, given the hush on his health over the last few months, and NK ramping up their nuclear activities

wonder how things will change for the people of NK. i doubt theyll be pulled out of their dictatorship, but maybe KJI's successor will be more benevolent. or not.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
July 13 2009 23:01 GMT
#44
The picture... LOL
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NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
July 13 2009 23:03 GMT
#45
That manip did make me lol.
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Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
July 13 2009 23:10 GMT
#46
Hell, it's about f-ing time?

+ Show Spoiler +
hoHO! I don't think theres anything wrong to wish 100% certified monsters to die. I hope he doesn't decide to 'have a last laugh' against SK/Japan/the US ....in his final days
Xenixx
Profile Joined June 2008
United States499 Posts
July 13 2009 23:16 GMT
#47
On July 14 2009 06:51 3clipse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 04:36 Xenixx wrote:
On July 14 2009 04:32 illu wrote:
On July 14 2009 04:31 Xenixx wrote:
Great picture, my plan for these ruthless totalitarians from little countries with no military arm is waiting until they die. Lets see how this pans out...

They do have a huge army.


Correction: They have a huge paramilitary. There is a huge difference.

You are quite incorrect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_active_troops


Ah ok you're right I was thinking about Vietnam.
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
July 13 2009 23:59 GMT
#48
On July 14 2009 05:39 Sneaky wrote:
I wonder if the invinceable one has a plan to rise his body to the sky when he croaks so he can try to keep the hearts and minds, It'd would be amuzing if I do say so myself. But really the north koreans are gonna get a wake up call real soon that they have been lied to by there so called god/leader. But hell what part of the population isnt lied to by there leaders. Hes just the most tyranical one left around really.

Dude... all the North Koreans know that the propaganda is complete bullshit. I mean, honestly, they know far better than you just how shitty their lives are and they only accept the propaganda because they are forced to. Its oppression that's keeping them in line, not the lies. It pisses me off how you think the North Korean people, who are just as human and aware as you, are so blind and gullible.

And its not like Kim Jung Il's death is going to change anything in the status of North Korean propaganda. For instance, you do know that Kim Jung Sung is still the official President of North Korea, right? North Korea will just continue praising Kim Jung Sung and Kim Jung Il, only they'll start praising Kim Jung Un now too.
PaeZ
Profile Joined April 2005
Mexico1627 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-14 00:16:31
July 14 2009 00:16 GMT
#49
Pancreatic cancer? sweet! he has at most 1 year :D (pancreatic cancer is the most aggresive one).
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 14 2009 00:26 GMT
#50
On July 14 2009 08:59 Insane Lane wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 05:39 Sneaky wrote:
I wonder if the invinceable one has a plan to rise his body to the sky when he croaks so he can try to keep the hearts and minds, It'd would be amuzing if I do say so myself. But really the north koreans are gonna get a wake up call real soon that they have been lied to by there so called god/leader. But hell what part of the population isnt lied to by there leaders. Hes just the most tyranical one left around really.

Dude... all the North Koreans know that the propaganda is complete bullshit. I mean, honestly, they know far better than you just how shitty their lives are and they only accept the propaganda because they are forced to. Its oppression that's keeping them in line, not the lies. It pisses me off how you think the North Korean people, who are just as human and aware as you, are so blind and gullible.

And its not like Kim Jung Il's death is going to change anything in the status of North Korean propaganda. For instance, you do know that Kim Jung Sung is still the official President of North Korea, right? North Korea will just continue praising Kim Jung Sung and Kim Jung Il, only they'll start praising Kim Jung Un now too.

At least get the name right, man.
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
July 14 2009 00:44 GMT
#51
Unswerving resolve to develop nuclear weapons -> Lots of gamma radiation/Lots of free radicals -> DNA replication distorted -> Proto-oncogene and tumour suppressor gene damaged -> Cancer.

Just goes to show that you reap what you sow.
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
July 14 2009 00:48 GMT
#52
hahaha hilarious image

see ya sucka
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 14 2009 01:10 GMT
#53
On July 14 2009 04:03 QuickStriker wrote:
Wait a minute... he won't live longer than 5 years... hmm... 2009... + 3 = 2012..... and that's within 5 years....

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GASP, 2012?!?!?! KIM JONG ILL WILL BE THE CAUSE OF THE END OF THE WORLD?!?!

The death of Kim Jong Il is the end of the world, as it is the end to all progressive-minded and harmonious peoples whose goal it is to spread happiness and prosperity to all corners of the Earth even in the face of dastardly mentally retarded war-mongering bestial regressive capitalist murderers who spend 27 hours a day through the use of a bourgeoisie and imperialist time machine that runs on the sorrow and misery of honest hard working people and therefore with no one left to defy these dog raping jay walking intellectually devoid mongrel backwards minded oppressive hate-spewing capitalist imperialists the world can have no course but destruciton.
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Sneaky
Profile Joined July 2009
United States14 Posts
July 14 2009 01:18 GMT
#54
Dude... all the North Koreans know that the propaganda is complete bullshit. I mean, honestly, they know far better than you just how shitty their lives are and they only accept the propaganda because they are forced to. Its oppression that's keeping them in line, not the lies. It pisses me off how you think the North Korean people, who are just as human and aware as you, are so blind and gullible.

And its not like Kim Jung Il's death is going to change anything in the status of North Korean propaganda. For instance, you do know that Kim Jung Sung is still the official President of North Korea, right? North Korea will just continue praising Kim Jung Sung and Kim Jung Il, only they'll start praising Kim Jung Un now too.[/QUOTE]

Lol your name is very fitting. There just as gullible as any other human, anyone can be tricked. Id just think itd be amuzing for him to pull some antics such as him rising to the heavens.... cause I dont believe anyone in there right mind could really take that seriously, but hey I guess thats why theres religion, keep the masses entertained and in fear of the unknown. If they do adore his son as a god, didnt you just prove your own statement that they are gullible?
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
July 14 2009 01:20 GMT
#55
On July 14 2009 09:16 PaeZ wrote:
Pancreatic cancer? sweet! he has at most 1 year :D (pancreatic cancer is the most aggresive one).


i have mixed feelings about this post
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 14 2009 01:38 GMT
#56
I hear his son is actually pretty Westernized.
Sneaky
Profile Joined July 2009
United States14 Posts
July 14 2009 01:42 GMT
#57
Hopefully, as long as he treats his people unlike cattle/pawns. I think the entire worlds governments could do that a little bit better.
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
July 14 2009 02:55 GMT
#58
On July 14 2009 09:26 koreasilver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 08:59 Insane Lane wrote:
On July 14 2009 05:39 Sneaky wrote:
I wonder if the invinceable one has a plan to rise his body to the sky when he croaks so he can try to keep the hearts and minds, It'd would be amuzing if I do say so myself. But really the north koreans are gonna get a wake up call real soon that they have been lied to by there so called god/leader. But hell what part of the population isnt lied to by there leaders. Hes just the most tyranical one left around really.

Dude... all the North Koreans know that the propaganda is complete bullshit. I mean, honestly, they know far better than you just how shitty their lives are and they only accept the propaganda because they are forced to. Its oppression that's keeping them in line, not the lies. It pisses me off how you think the North Korean people, who are just as human and aware as you, are so blind and gullible.

And its not like Kim Jung Il's death is going to change anything in the status of North Korean propaganda. For instance, you do know that Kim Jung Sung is still the official President of North Korea, right? North Korea will just continue praising Kim Jung Sung and Kim Jung Il, only they'll start praising Kim Jung Un now too.

At least get the name right, man.

Yeah my bad... dunno why I said Kim Jung Sung...

On July 14 2009 10:18 Sneaky wrote:
Lol your name is very fitting. There just as gullible as any other human, anyone can be tricked. Id just think itd be amuzing for him to pull some antics such as him rising to the heavens.... cause I dont believe anyone in there right mind could really take that seriously, but hey I guess thats why theres religion, keep the masses entertained and in fear of the unknown. If they do adore his son as a god, didnt you just prove your own statement that they are gullible?

Let me reiterate: the North Korean government hails Kim Jung Il as a supreme leader, but the North Korean people do not. People can see injustice and falsehood when they see it, and with half of the country on the brink of starvation while government officials drive around in Mercedes, its definitely there. Have you ever talked to someone that used to live in the USSR or Communist China? If citizens do not at least pretend to agree with what it says, they will be persecuted. And in case you don't know, there have been several (don't know how many) North Koreans that have escaped from the country and testified to how horrible it was there.

Ok, sure you don't believe in religion, how impressive of you. Don't you think that there are people in North Korea as well that don't believe in Kim Jung Il as a god? See, it's not that hard to contemplate. Whether Kim Jung Il believes it or not matters little- he's batshit crazy. As for his son, once again, I said that the government hails the family, not the people.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 14 2009 04:49 GMT
#59
Pancreatic cancer is what you get when you starve your own population
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
July 14 2009 04:56 GMT
#60
On July 14 2009 06:36 Epicfailguy wrote:
He's probably got final attack linked with nuclear bomb


lol. just hope he doesnt have final attack linked with phoenix
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GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
July 14 2009 05:02 GMT
#61
On July 14 2009 03:03 Archaic wrote:
Hahahaha, love the picture.


I hope you get cancer after suffering a stroke and then have people laugh at how you look. He is lucky he can move after suffering a stroke and an asshole like you is laughing at how this has left him? Hope you die.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Xenixx
Profile Joined June 2008
United States499 Posts
July 14 2009 06:37 GMT
#62
On July 14 2009 14:02 GreEny K wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 03:03 Archaic wrote:
Hahahaha, love the picture.


I hope you get cancer after suffering a stroke and then have people laugh at how you look. He is lucky he can move after suffering a stroke and an asshole like you is laughing at how this has left him? Hope you die.


seriously?

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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
July 14 2009 08:29 GMT
#63
mhh, in the last video I saw of him he didn't look too healthy... Let's see how Kim Jong-un will do once he succeeds his father.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 14 2009 08:35 GMT
#64
U know the first pic reminds me of vader...
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
July 14 2009 08:41 GMT
#65
On July 14 2009 14:02 GreEny K wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 03:03 Archaic wrote:
Hahahaha, love the picture.


I hope you get cancer after suffering a stroke and then have people laugh at how you look. He is lucky he can move after suffering a stroke and an asshole like you is laughing at how this has left him? Hope you die.


Um, really? I'm normally all for anti-internet insensitivity, but seriously, you're going to defend Kim Jong Il?
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jello24
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada327 Posts
July 14 2009 08:41 GMT
#66
i think the only good thing to come out of Kim Jong Il is that he is afraid of China, although he has been more of a loose cannon recently. that relationship is the only thing keeping that peninsula peaceful.

Once KJI dies, I'm not really sure how his sons are gonna deal with the shitstorm of a country they'll be left with... more than likely they're gonna continue ruling the north like they're father did...
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-14 08:45:20
July 14 2009 08:45 GMT
#67
Haha that picture is classic. And yeah the sooner KJI is gone the better, but it's probable his sons will be just the same -_-
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Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
July 14 2009 12:07 GMT
#68
Here's to hoping one of his sons is more sane than he is. Pancreatic cancer has a very low survival rate. He's got 4-5 months TOPS.
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
July 14 2009 12:09 GMT
#69
On July 14 2009 03:20 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
More capitalist dog propaganda. The glorious leader is immortal.

only good post in the thread
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42694 Posts
July 14 2009 12:35 GMT
#70
Pancreatic cancer is super lethal. He's got 2 weeks MAXIMUM.
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TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
July 14 2009 13:18 GMT
#71
On July 14 2009 04:02 Adeny wrote:
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?

I hear it's more of a crimson.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
July 14 2009 13:28 GMT
#72
Too bad it isn't contagious... It sounds like a wrong thing to say but maybe this would be the only shot north Koreans have @ freedom. But even if he and his sons died probably some general would try to keep the dictatorism.
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StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
July 14 2009 13:43 GMT
#73
On July 14 2009 04:02 Adeny wrote:
How long 'til he goes "MEHHH, fuck it all" and presses the big red nuke button under his desk?


thats what i wanna know
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Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-14 14:09:53
July 14 2009 14:09 GMT
#74
On July 14 2009 03:20 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
More capitalist dog propaganda. The glorious leader is immortal.


qft hahaha
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-14 14:24:01
July 14 2009 14:21 GMT
#75
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Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
July 14 2009 14:21 GMT
#76
Its finally ok to laugh at someone who has cancer :D
the picture is awsome
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TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-14 15:36:43
July 14 2009 15:35 GMT
#77
On July 14 2009 14:02 GreEny K wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 03:03 Archaic wrote:
Hahahaha, love the picture.


I hope you get cancer after suffering a stroke and then have people laugh at how you look. He is lucky he can move after suffering a stroke and an asshole like you is laughing at how this has left him? Hope you die.

Has to be a troll.

Specially being that hypocritical Yes everyone be nice to the poor old asshole dictator! But people who laugh at people who are sick on internet threads should certainly die immediately. Makes total sense.

If you're a psychotic asshole dictator who would rather risk the lives and well being of a country for the sake of one massive ego, people get to laugh at you if you get cancer. Specially if the whole western(ized) world views you as "the enemy". Thats the way it works...if sweet old ladies or actresses get cancer, we feel bad, but if douche bags get it...meh.

Morality is not blind.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
July 15 2009 02:48 GMT
#78
I wonder what will happen if one of the nukes actually goes off.

Everyone will be like "Omfg we should've seen the signs, it was so obvious it was gonna happen and you just sat by and watched, your job is to prevent this, blah blah..blahblah-blah"

It will be 9/11 all over again.
s_side
Profile Joined May 2009
United States700 Posts
July 15 2009 03:03 GMT
#79
On July 14 2009 03:51 ChaseR wrote:
I hate that bastard as much as Bush, even if that monster dies and one of his sons takes over will anything even change? Will the labour/brainwashing/prison/execution camps still be running, will they still continue to live in isolation like they have the last 50 years and plan on nuking America wich they hate so much...din't they have nuclear test explosions or something some months ago. (It was on the radio) I don't care about politics but I have seen the documentaries and google, North-Korea is one fucked up place to live in.

Edit : Kim Jong Il hurry up and die.


Now there is a reasonable statement.








Idiot.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
July 15 2009 03:07 GMT
#80
Lets compare deaths and see how stupid it is.
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 15 2009 05:34 GMT
#81
I heard the sanctions were finally starting to bite because they couldn't import the medical equipment needed to treat his cancer. That's why Steve Jobs is back on the job and Kim Jong Il is not.
Sentient66
Profile Joined July 2009
United States651 Posts
July 15 2009 05:46 GMT
#82
Nice picture haha.
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