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Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 06 2009 04:00 GMT
#1
This day should be dedicated exclusively to the most sinuous troll to ever roam the forums.

Hope you are on EDT ^ ^

Happy Birthday MoltkeWarding!!!!!
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 06 2009 04:01 GMT
#2
Happy birthday Moltke!
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
July 06 2009 04:06 GMT
#3
Oh, it's that time of the year...AGAIN.

Happy Birthday!
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
July 06 2009 04:07 GMT
#4
hbd moltkeee
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Self Help
Profile Joined July 2009
45 Posts
July 06 2009 04:10 GMT
#5
If I was troll, I would make a troll account to make happy birthday threads for myself too.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 06 2009 04:14 GMT
#6
On July 06 2009 13:10 Self Help wrote:
If I was troll, I would make a troll account to make happy birthday threads for myself too.


I am honored
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
July 06 2009 04:14 GMT
#7
happy birthday moltke
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
July 06 2009 04:17 GMT
#8
alles gute
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
July 06 2009 07:05 GMT
#9
Happy bday moltke!!
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 06 2009 07:18 GMT
#10
i wonder what moltke does on his birthday

which is hopefully happy
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
July 06 2009 07:19 GMT
#11
Happy birthday moltke
aka myheronoob
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 07:34:25
July 06 2009 07:20 GMT
#12
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!~

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I mean that in the most ironic, philosophical way possible
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 06 2009 07:26 GMT
#13
lol
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
July 06 2009 07:34 GMT
#14
Happy Birthday Moltke!
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
July 06 2009 07:41 GMT
#15
I fail to see the purpose of celebrating a day of no significance other than the passing of another revolution of the Earth since my exit from my mother's womb. This is a most silly holiday, which must have been perpetuated by those not sharing in my German heritage.

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Happy Birthday Moltke!
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
July 06 2009 07:43 GMT
#16
happy b-day to my favorite poster here in TL!!!


haha
fromis_9 enjoyer
Stormich
Profile Joined August 2003
Croatia336 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 09:59:18
July 06 2009 07:56 GMT
#17
On July 06 2009 16:41 Try wrote:
I fail to see the purpose of celebrating a day of no significance other than the passing of another revolution of the Earth since my exit from my mother's womb. This is a most silly holiday, which must have been perpetuated by those not sharing in my German heritage.


Sounds like something Stewie would say
I even came out of lurking to wish a happy birthday to Moltke, the weirdest and greatest poster around here.
hi
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
July 06 2009 08:15 GMT
#18
HB!
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 06 2009 08:15 GMT
#19
Happy birthday!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 06 2009 08:16 GMT
#20
Happy birthday Moltke!
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 06 2009 08:30 GMT
#21
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Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
shimmy
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Poland997 Posts
July 06 2009 09:12 GMT
#22
Happy Birthday.
Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 06 2009 09:22 GMT
#23
I'd laugh is Moltke actually looks like stewie griffin
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..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
July 06 2009 09:41 GMT
#24
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
July 06 2009 09:48 GMT
#25
Yeaaah MoltkeWeirding!
too easy
Imagination
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
243 Posts
July 06 2009 09:54 GMT
#26
please someone quote that post of him regarding girls and his requirements on them.
ZhenMiChan
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Netherlands1181 Posts
July 06 2009 10:32 GMT
#27
happy bday moltke
Studying Chinese~
Smorrie
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2925 Posts
July 06 2009 10:59 GMT
#28
Happy Birthday!!

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It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
warding
Profile Joined August 2005
Portugal2394 Posts
July 06 2009 11:02 GMT
#29
Happy Birthday Moltke!
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
July 06 2009 11:04 GMT
#30
Happy Birthday Moltke
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
aqui
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany1023 Posts
July 06 2009 11:42 GMT
#31
<3 moltke
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
July 06 2009 13:11 GMT
#32
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOLTKE

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ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
July 06 2009 13:50 GMT
#33
Happy moltke day TL.
Congrats to moltke too.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 14:23:08
July 06 2009 14:22 GMT
#34
SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!

edit: oh, and happy birthday ^^
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
July 06 2009 14:59 GMT
#35
lol nyovne :D

you are one of the few persons who actually get away with posting smth like that ^^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. DING
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
July 06 2009 14:59 GMT
#36
moltke spit some philosophical shit yo
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
ydg
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States690 Posts
July 06 2009 16:43 GMT
#37
On July 06 2009 18:54 Imagination wrote:
please someone quote that post of him regarding girls and his requirements on them.

The point is none of these women are marriable.

Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is.

How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know

-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=28177&currentpage=14#278
Happy Birthday!
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
NiTenIchiRyu
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom273 Posts
July 06 2009 16:46 GMT
#38
Happy bday mate!
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 06 2009 20:31 GMT
#39
Moltke you go girl! Sexy piece of ass
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
July 06 2009 20:50 GMT
#40
god, my WoW account is Moltke so when I read this I was like omg wtf it's not my birthday xD
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 06 2009 20:54 GMT
#41
Change your wow account now or be banned from tl.net!
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
July 06 2009 20:56 GMT
#42
nein, Helmeth Kahrl Von Moltke the Elder was one of the greatest Military Commanders in history.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 06 2009 21:04 GMT
#43
Omg you two will get along great
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 21:06:24
July 06 2009 21:06 GMT
#44
As long as he is about Moltke the Elder of Prussia and not his nephew who faught in World War One, maybe.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
July 06 2009 21:08 GMT
#45
happy birthday!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 06 2009 21:40 GMT
#46
On July 06 2009 19:59 Smorrie wrote:
Happy Birthday!!

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[image loading]

The point is none of these women are marriable.

Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is.

How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know

-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl
frozenclaw
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada410 Posts
July 06 2009 21:48 GMT
#47
Happy Birthday Mr. Moltke
Quint
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
467 Posts
July 06 2009 21:53 GMT
#48
Happy birthday, moltke.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
July 06 2009 21:54 GMT
#49
I bet he is not celebrating, but instead sitting in his room brooding about why his mother punished him by bringing him into this cruel, ignorant world full of people like me.

Anywho, have a dignified, cold, and uneventful birthday. I guess that's what you like best.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
July 06 2009 22:15 GMT
#50
On July 07 2009 06:54 Cpt Obvious wrote:
I bet he is not celebrating, but instead sitting in his room brooding about why his mother punished him by bringing him into this cruel, ignorant world full of people like me.

Anywho, have a dignified, cold, and uneventful birthday. I guess that's what you like best.


Don't drag your self-pity into my birthday thread.

To everyone else: thanks for your benedictions.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 06 2009 22:36 GMT
#51
I'm pretty sure Moltke is clever enough so he won't attach too much sentimental value to a thing like a birthday. Also I'm convinced Moltke is actually a happy person!
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
July 06 2009 22:43 GMT
#52
Happy Birthday Moltke, I promise if you have sex with a real girl you will be a much happier person!
Hi
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
July 06 2009 23:51 GMT
#53
MoltkeWarding has leveled up!! +2 intelligence!!
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
July 07 2009 00:17 GMT
#54
Leaving my benediction.
Moderator<:3-/-<
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
July 07 2009 00:18 GMT
#55
happy birthday
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 07 2009 00:31 GMT
#56
On July 07 2009 09:17 IntoTheWow wrote:
Leaving my benediction.


/takes it before moltke can get to it
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
July 07 2009 00:37 GMT
#57
HBD
Entusman #51
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
July 07 2009 02:30 GMT
#58
he reminds me of Jordan Schlansky from the late night with conan o'brien show heh.
anyways happy birthday man, enjoy it ;]
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
July 07 2009 03:09 GMT
#59
On February 18 2007 15:35 dronebabo wrote:
hahahaha


HBTY
HBTY
HBDM
HBTY!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 07 2009 05:29 GMT
#60
Ich wünsche dich einen Glücklichen Geburtstag Moltke!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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