What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:
Step 1: Yell a lot. Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does). Step 3: Yell some more.
(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)
I hope you get banned.
1. There have been 0 convictions on Michael Jackson of child molestation. He has physical and mental infantilism (Russian term idk the English equivalent) which means he was probably incapable of sex or maybe even romantic feelings. He never touched the kids with any pedo or sexual intent. Childhood trauma fucked his life, yet he still managed to revolutionize the music business and become the King of Pop, with music that bridged genres that millions enjoy to this day. You are no one to talk down to him. He deserves to be mourned, he deserves to be remembered.
None of us know the truth, so arguing back is just as silly.
They say celebrities die in 3's. I guess that means 2 more celebrities are going to die since Mays is #4
i believe it's 3s and 7's, so there's 3 more to die
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:
Step 1: Yell a lot. Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does). Step 3: Yell some more.
(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)
I hope you get banned.
1. There have been 0 convictions on Michael Jackson of child molestation. He has physical and mental infantilism (Russian term idk the English equivalent) which means he was probably incapable of sex or maybe even romantic feelings. He never touched the kids with any pedo or sexual intent. Childhood trauma fucked his life, yet he still managed to revolutionize the music business and become the King of Pop, with music that bridged genres that millions enjoy to this day. You are no one to talk down to him. He deserves to be mourned, he deserves to be remembered.
None of us know the truth, so arguing back is just as silly.
They say celebrities die in 3's. I guess that means 2 more celebrities are going to die since Mays is #4
None of us know the truth but 0 convictions is pretty damn convincing. It's hard to cover up/defend molestation, especially multiple times. The physical and mental infantilism would be fucking impossible to fake for so many decades just for the sake of a few sleep-overs with little kids, which he ended up not getting off to anyways. Childhood trauma is a fact. His contributions are a fact. I am not pretending to have definitive evidence, I was stating my informed opinion.
You were stating your opinion but he should get banned for stating his?
NOO! I just watched his show Pitchman for the first time last week. I was gonna post "wow, another celebrity's dead?" before I realized who he was. His voice was instantly recognizable.
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:
Step 1: Yell a lot. Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does). Step 3: Yell some more.
(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)
I hope you get banned.
1. There have been 0 convictions on Michael Jackson of child molestation. He has physical and mental infantilism (Russian term idk the English equivalent) which means he was probably incapable of sex or maybe even romantic feelings. He never touched the kids with any pedo or sexual intent. Childhood trauma fucked his life, yet he still managed to revolutionize the music business and become the King of Pop, with music that bridged genres that millions enjoy to this day. You are no one to talk down to him. He deserves to be mourned, he deserves to be remembered.
None of us know the truth, so arguing back is just as silly.
They say celebrities die in 3's. I guess that means 2 more celebrities are going to die since Mays is #4
None of us know the truth but 0 convictions is pretty damn convincing. It's hard to cover up/defend molestation, especially multiple times. The physical and mental infantilism would be fucking impossible to fake for so many decades just for the sake of a few sleep-overs with little kids, which he ended up not getting off to anyways. Childhood trauma is a fact. His contributions are a fact. I am not pretending to have definitive evidence, I was stating my informed opinion.
You were stating your opinion but he should get banned for stating his?
It's more slander than stating an opinion. Free speech has consequences.
OMG I SWEAR TO GOD YESTERDAY I WAS LIKE GOD DAMN MJ IS DEAD, WHOS NEXT BILLY MAYS? I WAS TOTAL JOKING WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BILLY MAYS WAS THE GREATEST MEME EVER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:
Step 1: Yell a lot. Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does). Step 3: Yell some more.
(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)
Have you seen the show pitchmen?? Have you seen all the testing and the stuff they do to ensure they're not selling pieces of shit? I used to think like you, but his business is legit, and Billy Mays was the best at what he did.
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:
Step 1: Yell a lot. Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does). Step 3: Yell some more.
(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)
This is why he is awesome. Watching his infomercials makes you feel good that you arent actually stupid enough to buy his products. Its just entertainment.
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:
Step 1: Yell a lot. Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does). Step 3: Yell some more.
(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)
Have you seen the show pitchmen?? Have you seen all the testing and the stuff they do to ensure they're not selling pieces of shit? I used to think like you, but his business is legit, and Billy Mays was the best at what he did.
RIP
Actually from what I've seen Oxyclean doesn't really work well at all...
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:
Step 1: Yell a lot. Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does). Step 3: Yell some more.
(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)
I hope you get banned.
1. There have been 0 convictions on Michael Jackson of child molestation. He has physical and mental infantilism (Russian term idk the English equivalent) which means he was probably incapable of sex or maybe even romantic feelings. He never touched the kids with any pedo or sexual intent. Childhood trauma fucked his life, yet he still managed to revolutionize the music business and become the King of Pop, with music that bridged genres that millions enjoy to this day. You are no one to talk down to him. He deserves to be mourned, he deserves to be remembered.
They say celebrities die in 3's. I guess that means 2 more celebrities are going to die since Mays is #4
None of us know the truth but 0 convictions is pretty damn convincing. It's hard to cover up/defend molestation, especially multiple times. The physical and mental infantilism would be fucking impossible to fake for so many decades just for the sake of a few sleep-overs with little kids, which he ended up not getting off to anyways. Childhood trauma is a fact. His contributions are a fact. I am not pretending to have definitive evidence, I was stating my informed opinion.
You were stating your opinion but he should get banned for stating his?
Did you read his? Did you see what he said about people who are not criminals, how it's ridiculous "People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen?" Are you trolling? None of us know the truth, so arguing back is just as silly.
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:
Step 1: Yell a lot. Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does). Step 3: Yell some more.
(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)
Have you seen the show pitchmen?? Have you seen all the testing and the stuff they do to ensure they're not selling pieces of shit? I used to think like you, but his business is legit, and Billy Mays was the best at what he did.
RIP
I'll check it out, but from I've seen Oxyclean, Ding King, Fix It, and Kaboom don't work or don't work nearly as good as they say they do.
The only product he advertises that I actually know does work is the oder eliminator one.
EPT
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