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TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
June 28 2009 17:34 GMT
#21
On June 29 2009 02:30 StorZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 02:28 fanatacist wrote:
Both 50 wtf. Wtf.


yeah wtf?

Perhaps he was deeply attached to Michael Jackson?

Like one soul 2 different bodies.

Billy Mays got all the manliness.

"I'm commin michael, hold on!"
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
June 28 2009 17:34 GMT
#22
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
</3
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
June 28 2009 17:35 GMT
#23
damn he was just on Conan O'Brien's show a few days ago, too
blabberrrrr
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 28 2009 17:39 GMT
#24
On June 29 2009 02:32 Chuiu wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [dont read this if you care for him] +
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:

Step 1: Yell a lot.
Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does).
Step 3: Yell some more.

(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)

I hope you get banned.

1. There have been 0 convictions on Michael Jackson of child molestation. He has physical and mental infantilism (Russian term idk the English equivalent) which means he was probably incapable of sex or maybe even romantic feelings. He never touched the kids with any pedo or sexual intent. Childhood trauma fucked his life, yet he still managed to revolutionize the music business and become the King of Pop, with music that bridged genres that millions enjoy to this day. You are no one to talk down to him. He deserves to be mourned, he deserves to be remembered.

2. Why do you even know who Billy Mays is? Why is some guy from commercials making headlines? Because he was good at what he did, even if it was annoying or seems simple to you. I'd like to see you be as successful at doing what either of these two individuals did. He is not responsible for the product he sells, but how he sells it, and he sold it well. Why? Because he wasn't used in just Oxyclean and he is famous (or infamous, an irrelevant distinction though).

3. Nice, using the death of one person to insult an unrelated other. No one cares what you think by the end of the post you just made, unless they are people like you.

4. Learn some respect, if not for what they did in their lives, then at least have the decency to not DISrespect them when they die.
Peace~
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
June 28 2009 17:43 GMT
#25
Heard he got hit on the head during a rough landing from an airplane flight yesterday. Could that have cause for this? Will be interesting to hear more.

I'm very sad though I loved that guy.

RIP.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 28 2009 17:46 GMT
#26
Man that guy was rly cool. On that discovery show they always showed his kids and his daughter is like really young. At least he's done all that he could for her wellbeing
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
June 28 2009 17:46 GMT
#27
Wow this is a weird week, I loved his commercials, they were so convincing! RIP
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
June 28 2009 17:49 GMT
#28
Chuiu your signature pisses me off like no other.
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Powerpill
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States1693 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-28 17:54:00
June 28 2009 17:51 GMT
#29
On June 29 2009 02:35 blabber wrote:
damn he was just on Conan O'Brien's show a few days ago, too


Yea, saw him on Conan several days ago as well.. he looked great, wtf, the week of death continues

RIP Billy.. will miss Pitch men


edit: where was the sham-wow guy at the time of death? :p
The pretty things are going to hell, they wore it out but they wore it well
anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
June 28 2009 18:04 GMT
#30
i thought this was the Top Gear guy at first.
but then, no.
RIP
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
June 28 2009 18:05 GMT
#31
HI BILLY MAYS HERE...

or not anymore
"We have unfinished business, I and he."
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 28 2009 18:06 GMT
#32
Chuiu's sig is lol.

Lots of deaths lately, kinda depressing month, jeez.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
June 28 2009 18:08 GMT
#33
On June 29 2009 02:39 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 02:32 Chuiu wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [dont read this if you care for him] +
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:

Step 1: Yell a lot.
Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does).
Step 3: Yell some more.

(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)

I hope you get banned.

1. There have been 0 convictions on Michael Jackson of child molestation. He has physical and mental infantilism (Russian term idk the English equivalent) which means he was probably incapable of sex or maybe even romantic feelings. He never touched the kids with any pedo or sexual intent. Childhood trauma fucked his life, yet he still managed to revolutionize the music business and become the King of Pop, with music that bridged genres that millions enjoy to this day. You are no one to talk down to him. He deserves to be mourned, he deserves to be remembered.


None of us know the truth, so arguing back is just as silly.

They say celebrities die in 3's. I guess that means 2 more celebrities are going to die since Mays is #4
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 28 2009 18:16 GMT
#34
On June 29 2009 03:08 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 02:39 fanatacist wrote:
On June 29 2009 02:32 Chuiu wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [dont read this if you care for him] +
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:

Step 1: Yell a lot.
Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does).
Step 3: Yell some more.

(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)

I hope you get banned.

1. There have been 0 convictions on Michael Jackson of child molestation. He has physical and mental infantilism (Russian term idk the English equivalent) which means he was probably incapable of sex or maybe even romantic feelings. He never touched the kids with any pedo or sexual intent. Childhood trauma fucked his life, yet he still managed to revolutionize the music business and become the King of Pop, with music that bridged genres that millions enjoy to this day. You are no one to talk down to him. He deserves to be mourned, he deserves to be remembered.


None of us know the truth, so arguing back is just as silly.

They say celebrities die in 3's. I guess that means 2 more celebrities are going to die since Mays is #4

None of us know the truth but 0 convictions is pretty damn convincing. It's hard to cover up/defend molestation, especially multiple times. The physical and mental infantilism would be fucking impossible to fake for so many decades just for the sake of a few sleep-overs with little kids, which he ended up not getting off to anyways. Childhood trauma is a fact. His contributions are a fact. I am not pretending to have definitive evidence, I was stating my informed opinion.
Peace~
Niton
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2395 Posts
June 28 2009 18:17 GMT
#35
+ Show Spoiler [Poor Taste?] +
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Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
June 28 2009 18:20 GMT
#36
omg...just yesterday one of my friends showed me all the parodies of his commercials on youtube for the first time, then I wake up to find that he is dead?! WTF!?
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-28 18:21:30
June 28 2009 18:20 GMT
#37
On June 29 2009 02:32 Chuiu wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [dont read this if you care for him] +
What the fuck is this world coming to indeed? People mourning the death of pedophiles and now sleazy salesmen? Seriously his technique for selling shit was:

Step 1: Yell a lot.
Step 2: Use camera magic to make shit look like it works (or in the case it actually does work make it look like it doesn't suck as much as it actually does).
Step 3: Yell some more.

(Co-incidentally step 1 and 3 are the same approach taken by Dane Cook for his comedy acts)

losing my hope for humanity everyday, make a blog or something and get the fuck out.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 28 2009 18:20 GMT
#38
Chill with the fucking jokes in this thread, just because a moderator hasn't made it an oficial announcement you guys should know better. Save it for some pic dump thread or some shit.
Peace~
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
June 28 2009 18:21 GMT
#39
More like infamous for his infomercials.
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
SuBlue
Profile Joined April 2009
United States59 Posts
June 28 2009 18:22 GMT
#40
WHAT THE FUCK!!!

I JUST WATCHED PITCHMEN LAST NIGHT, THIS IS HORRIBLE!

What about little billy mayes?!!?!?!?
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