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Aegraen
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1225 Posts
May 23 2009 04:07 GMT
#81
On May 23 2009 12:34 Mindcrime wrote:
His "best people in the world" also aren't. oh noez!

You aren't one of those people who think Colbert is a conservative are you?


No. I don't watch Colbert anyways. I tend to drift to the more constitutional crowd those with you know, principles and values, then create platforms around those. Arrgh, who am I kidding anyways, the people in politics now-a-days with that gumption is less than 5% and thats being generous.
"It is easy to be conspicuously 'compassionate' if others are being forced to pay the cost." -- Murray N. Rothbard -- Rand Paul 2010 -- Ron Paul 2012
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
May 23 2009 04:08 GMT
#82
So when do we get to drown you, again?
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
May 23 2009 04:11 GMT
#83
headbangga, 4/5, over TWO blogs, final offer
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
May 23 2009 04:16 GMT
#84
On May 23 2009 13:11 CTStalker wrote:
headbangga, 4/5, over TWO blogs, final offer

coming from you, that's generous.. lol
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-23 04:24:18
May 23 2009 04:16 GMT
#85
On May 23 2009 11:30 Aegraen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 10:33 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
On May 23 2009 10:24 HeadBangaa wrote:
It's a damn good thing nobody offered me $1000 per second to be waterboarded. I would certainly die.

Hey is anybody else surprised neither of these guys could last longer than 3 seconds? I mean, even if their air supply were completely eliminated, I don't understand how they only lasted that long.

It does make me want to try. I promise to record and post it if I do, but only if you bastards promise to rate it 5/5. =D


With adequate proof that it is you, I will literally pay you $100 for every second above 5 seconds you are waterboarded


I'll do it.

Its about a state of mind more than anything else. The intention when you are waterboarded is not to kill you. It is to extract information. Once you know this you can last as long as your will is there. Most of us in the military have epicly fucking huge wills.

How much is in your bank account?


Most people in the military also lack any degree beyond a high school diploma. You may be an exception. I dont know, but I highly doubt your state of mind can immediately overpower years of evolutionary adaptation aimed at avoiding drowning. With your hands and feet and body bound, do you really believe you'll remain calm. With practice who knows what anyone can accomplish. Surely your self assured faith in your "epically fucking huge will" can help you here.

Live to win.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 23 2009 04:40 GMT
#86
On May 23 2009 13:07 Aegraen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 12:34 Mindcrime wrote:
His "best people in the world" also aren't. oh noez!

You aren't one of those people who think Colbert is a conservative are you?


No. I don't watch Colbert anyways. I tend to drift to the more constitutional crowd those with you know, principles and values, then create platforms around those. Arrgh, who am I kidding anyways, the people in politics now-a-days with that gumption is less than 5% and thats being generous.


As opposed to the unconstitutional crowd? The one prohibited by the supreme law of the land? oh wait, wat

:|
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
May 23 2009 06:33 GMT
#87
On May 23 2009 11:30 Aegraen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 10:33 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
On May 23 2009 10:24 HeadBangaa wrote:
It's a damn good thing nobody offered me $1000 per second to be waterboarded. I would certainly die.

Hey is anybody else surprised neither of these guys could last longer than 3 seconds? I mean, even if their air supply were completely eliminated, I don't understand how they only lasted that long.

It does make me want to try. I promise to record and post it if I do, but only if you bastards promise to rate it 5/5. =D


With adequate proof that it is you, I will literally pay you $100 for every second above 5 seconds you are waterboarded


I'll do it.

Its about a state of mind more than anything else. The intention when you are waterboarded is not to kill you. It is to extract information. Once you know this you can last as long as your will is there. Most of us in the military have epicly fucking huge wills.

How much is in your bank account?
O M G!!!

This is our chance to start a fund raising campaign to watch Aegraen get waterboarded live on Mogulus!! I got 5 bucks!
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
May 23 2009 06:49 GMT
#88
On May 23 2009 11:30 Aegraen wrote:
Its about a state of mind more than anything else. The intention when you are waterboarded is not to kill you. It is to extract information. Once you know this you can last as long as your will is there. Most of us in the military have epicly fucking huge wills.


Gee, and the conservatives being waterboarded didn't know that they weren't going to be killed? I really want to see how long your "epicly fucking huge will" would last. Somehow, I think attempting to "outwill" the feeling of drowning is a lot harder to "outwill" your standard pain.
Writerptrk
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
May 23 2009 06:50 GMT
#89
This is very insightful, mad props to those who actually did it to prove a point, whether or not in the end they proved the point they wanted or not.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
May 23 2009 06:53 GMT
#90
This is very insightful, mad props to those who actually did it to prove a point, whether or not in the end they proved the point they wanted or not.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
May 23 2009 08:56 GMT
#91
On May 23 2009 10:24 HeadBangaa wrote:
It's a damn good thing nobody offered me $1000 per second to be waterboarded. I would certainly die.

Hey is anybody else surprised neither of these guys could last longer than 3 seconds? I mean, even if their air supply were completely eliminated, I don't understand how they only lasted that long.

It does make me want to try. I promise to record and post it if I do, but only if you bastards promise to rate it 5/5. =D


your nose and mouth fill up regardless of breathing. your lungs burn immediately. your brain flips out within seconds.

it is not about holding your breath.
:O
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
May 23 2009 09:05 GMT
#92
On May 23 2009 13:16 aRod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 11:30 Aegraen wrote:
On May 23 2009 10:33 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
On May 23 2009 10:24 HeadBangaa wrote:
It's a damn good thing nobody offered me $1000 per second to be waterboarded. I would certainly die.

Hey is anybody else surprised neither of these guys could last longer than 3 seconds? I mean, even if their air supply were completely eliminated, I don't understand how they only lasted that long.

It does make me want to try. I promise to record and post it if I do, but only if you bastards promise to rate it 5/5. =D


With adequate proof that it is you, I will literally pay you $100 for every second above 5 seconds you are waterboarded


I'll do it.

Its about a state of mind more than anything else. The intention when you are waterboarded is not to kill you. It is to extract information. Once you know this you can last as long as your will is there. Most of us in the military have epicly fucking huge wills.

How much is in your bank account?


Most people in the military also lack any degree beyond a high school diploma. You may be an exception. I dont know, but I highly doubt your state of mind can immediately overpower years of evolutionary adaptation aimed at avoiding drowning. With your hands and feet and body bound, do you really believe you'll remain calm. With practice who knows what anyone can accomplish. Surely your self assured faith in your "epically fucking huge will" can help you here.


%100 guaranteed he'll freak the first time, it has nothing to do with will power. When I did it earlier...there is really nothing to compare the feeling of panic. However I think after the first time you know what to expect and with practice you will be able to endure it.
yes.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
May 23 2009 09:40 GMT
#93
I've been in the pool and accidentally breathed water in through my mouth and water got in to my nose at the same time (I was seeing how many forward rolls I could do underwater with one breath). I think its comparable to some degree, I wasn't completely filled up, but I can still recall the feeling over a decade later.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
May 23 2009 10:07 GMT
#94
On May 23 2009 07:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
ah controlled drowning basically.. fucked up.


Yeah except that it feels like your going to die right away after a few seconds because your nose fills up with water and your extremely fast heartbeat will deplete your oxygen in a matter of seconds, which causes an immense fear/panic reaction
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Aegraen
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1225 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-23 11:34:58
May 23 2009 11:34 GMT
#95
On May 23 2009 13:40 Mindcrime wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 13:07 Aegraen wrote:
On May 23 2009 12:34 Mindcrime wrote:
His "best people in the world" also aren't. oh noez!

You aren't one of those people who think Colbert is a conservative are you?


No. I don't watch Colbert anyways. I tend to drift to the more constitutional crowd those with you know, principles and values, then create platforms around those. Arrgh, who am I kidding anyways, the people in politics now-a-days with that gumption is less than 5% and thats being generous.


As opposed to the unconstitutional crowd? The one prohibited by the supreme law of the land? oh wait, wat

:|


Yes, as opposed to the crowd who does anything for power, disregards the intent and wording of the constitution and panders to groups.

I'm sure you think taking over industries is constitutional. Never mind the fact that the founders sought to strictly LIMIT the power to the federal government.

Conservative/Libertarian/Constitutionalist. Yes.

Progressive, which now-a-days just means socialist, marxist, etc. No.

Really, you think the (D)'s who spend every waking moment to limit the 2nd amendment and impose restrictions on the first amendment, and bypass the 10th amendment, or just skip right over it, have this immense gratitude and upholding of the you know, supreme law of the land. This same group who doesn't enforce any immigration laws at all. Yes, that group who are blatantly, un-constitutional.

Don't worry, the (R)'s are just one little step behind them.
"It is easy to be conspicuously 'compassionate' if others are being forced to pay the cost." -- Murray N. Rothbard -- Rand Paul 2010 -- Ron Paul 2012
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28808 Posts
May 23 2009 12:01 GMT
#96
On May 23 2009 13:16 aRod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 11:30 Aegraen wrote:
On May 23 2009 10:33 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
On May 23 2009 10:24 HeadBangaa wrote:
It's a damn good thing nobody offered me $1000 per second to be waterboarded. I would certainly die.

Hey is anybody else surprised neither of these guys could last longer than 3 seconds? I mean, even if their air supply were completely eliminated, I don't understand how they only lasted that long.

It does make me want to try. I promise to record and post it if I do, but only if you bastards promise to rate it 5/5. =D


With adequate proof that it is you, I will literally pay you $100 for every second above 5 seconds you are waterboarded


I'll do it.

Its about a state of mind more than anything else. The intention when you are waterboarded is not to kill you. It is to extract information. Once you know this you can last as long as your will is there. Most of us in the military have epicly fucking huge wills.

How much is in your bank account?


Most people in the military also lack any degree beyond a high school diploma. You may be an exception. I dont know, but I highly doubt your state of mind can immediately overpower years of evolutionary adaptation aimed at avoiding drowning. With your hands and feet and body bound, do you really believe you'll remain calm. With practice who knows what anyone can accomplish. Surely your self assured faith in your "epically fucking huge will" can help you here.



oh now dont bother trying to convince Aegraen through referring to evolution
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omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
May 23 2009 12:10 GMT
#97
one of the biggest "stories" of the last two years is "waterboarding". thats pretty telling of these times. the public debates what is and what isnt torture. as if anything the public knows has anything to do with what is done behind closed doors. waterboarding is child's play compared to what really goes on. the fact that it has even entered the public/media discourse is evidence that it is a red herring, a non-issues, just something to put on in between commercials.
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
May 23 2009 12:11 GMT
#98
If I was fighting against US army and knew stuff like that being done to my comrads, I would shoot americans like dogs :/
Except I do kinda like dogs...
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
Diomedes
Profile Joined March 2009
464 Posts
May 23 2009 12:13 GMT
#99
Why would anyone even spend a penny on that Aegraen guy?
Aegraen
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1225 Posts
May 23 2009 12:14 GMT
#100
On May 23 2009 21:01 Liquid`Drone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 13:16 aRod wrote:
On May 23 2009 11:30 Aegraen wrote:
On May 23 2009 10:33 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
On May 23 2009 10:24 HeadBangaa wrote:
It's a damn good thing nobody offered me $1000 per second to be waterboarded. I would certainly die.

Hey is anybody else surprised neither of these guys could last longer than 3 seconds? I mean, even if their air supply were completely eliminated, I don't understand how they only lasted that long.

It does make me want to try. I promise to record and post it if I do, but only if you bastards promise to rate it 5/5. =D


With adequate proof that it is you, I will literally pay you $100 for every second above 5 seconds you are waterboarded


I'll do it.

Its about a state of mind more than anything else. The intention when you are waterboarded is not to kill you. It is to extract information. Once you know this you can last as long as your will is there. Most of us in the military have epicly fucking huge wills.

How much is in your bank account?


Most people in the military also lack any degree beyond a high school diploma. You may be an exception. I dont know, but I highly doubt your state of mind can immediately overpower years of evolutionary adaptation aimed at avoiding drowning. With your hands and feet and body bound, do you really believe you'll remain calm. With practice who knows what anyone can accomplish. Surely your self assured faith in your "epically fucking huge will" can help you here.



oh now dont bother trying to convince Aegraen through referring to evolution


I think what he meant to say was 'fight or flight response'...no no...'instincts'...possibly...oh rubbish, everyone knows the things people will do for money.

I'm a pretty calm demeanored guy, so yeah there would be no reason for my heart rate to increase. It takes quite a bit to get me anxious, nervous, scared, etc.

I'm also acutely aware of the 'fear of drowning' since you know, I am part of a Sea going service.
"It is easy to be conspicuously 'compassionate' if others are being forced to pay the cost." -- Murray N. Rothbard -- Rand Paul 2010 -- Ron Paul 2012
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