Unfortunately, if you have never encountered critical theory, structuralism, or queer theory, works like this will seem totally incomprehensible and ridiculous.

edit: is horribly written though

baal

10545 Posts

May 17 2009 00:59 GMT

#163

that bitch clearly needs to get laid

Liquid`Jinro

Sweden33719 Posts

May 17 2009 01:01 GMT

#164

On May 17 2009 09:43 CharlieMurphy wrote:

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that is a black dude: broad nose, dark hair, dark skin.

Slave controlled vehicle. Confederate earth. "I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight.''. etc

Space Construction Vehicle actually, but yes I was reminded of the watermelon line as well (funnily enough, I don't think I knew about that connection before there was a big thread about it on TL yeaaaaars ago - if my memory is correct anyway).

Salv

Canada3083 Posts

May 17 2009 01:08 GMT

#165

I had to stop reading, it was too ridiculous. Talk about grasping at straws.

qaswedfr25

United States212 Posts

May 17 2009 01:10 GMT

#166

edit: my bad, they start out with 1 armor

Nitrogen

United States5345 Posts

May 17 2009 01:13 GMT

#167

don't medics have 1 armor?

HamerD

United Kingdom1922 Posts

May 17 2009 01:18 GMT

#168

dis lesbo needs a slap

Romance_us

Seychelles1806 Posts

May 17 2009 01:20 GMT

#169

Did she allude to the fact that Zerg portrays the women because most of the units are cheap and dirty?

Sentenal

United States12398 Posts

May 17 2009 01:21 GMT

#170

Anyone else think its funny she says Protoss are "Purity of Essence", and Zerg are "Purity of Form", when its actually the other way around? Seems like a crazy rant where she just says stuff.

Cpt.Cocaine

Canada299 Posts

May 17 2009 01:35 GMT

#171

It's a shame because there would've been some decent points to make about how sexualized some of the female units are, medics being a prime example, but instead she bullshits some nonesense about how zerg buildings are giant oozing vaginas.

Besides, what's a zerg spire if not a giant wobbly cock?

n.DieJokes

United States3443 Posts

May 17 2009 01:36 GMT

#172

Hahaha, fuck you protoss and terran. Who gives a shit whether you won or lost, I orgasmed like 8 times XD!

stroggos

New Zealand1543 Posts

May 17 2009 02:11 GMT

#173

On May 17 2009 05:07 lololol wrote:

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The SCV isn't black.

who said it was? are you assuming that all racism is directed towards niggas?

-_-

United States7081 Posts

May 17 2009 02:12 GMT

#174

On May 17 2009 11:11 stroggos wrote:

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who said it was? are you assuming that all racism is directed towards niggas?

You're in a pretty cool thread. You should read it.

stroggos

New Zealand1543 Posts

May 17 2009 02:17 GMT

#175

On May 17 2009 09:43 CharlieMurphy wrote:

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that is a black dude: broad nose, dark hair, dark skin.

Slave controlled vehicle. Confederate earth. "I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight.''. etc

LoL

stroggos

New Zealand1543 Posts

May 17 2009 02:20 GMT

#176

On May 17 2009 11:12 -_- wrote:

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You're in a pretty cool thread. You should read it.

wat?

Tom Phoenix

1114 Posts

May 17 2009 02:27 GMT

#177

On May 17 2009 09:24 vicviper wrote:

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He seems darker then he actually is due to the light coming from below. But even putting that aside, he talks in a stereotypical southern US accent.

KnightOfNi

United States1508 Posts

May 17 2009 02:34 GMT

#178

On May 17 2009 04:39 Megalisk wrote:
Stupid people are the great equalizers of the world, unfortunately, they must exist.

Probably one of the most epic (but sadly true) quotes I've seen in a while.

Good going megalisk

ibutoss

Australia341 Posts

May 17 2009 02:36 GMT

#179

I know it was written a long time ago but imagine the outrage if she watched gomtv and heard nick and superdanielman talking about penetrating that base or hes going to penetrate haha

ktp

United States797 Posts

May 17 2009 02:36 GMT

#180

On May 17 2009 09:43 CharlieMurphy wrote:

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that is a black dude: broad nose, dark hair, dark skin.

Slave controlled vehicle. Confederate earth. "I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight.''. etc

What the hell does that saying even mean? Wtf is a watermelon fight? Do people actually throw watermelon seeds at eachother? And why is a frog getting in between the fight? Is the scv implying the watermelon seed will go into the frogs anus if the fight is not correctly supervised?