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*sigh*
There should be a law forbidding stupid people to write articles...
don't get me wrong, I love girls...
but... hahah! I never EVER had any thoughts related to sex while playing starcraft (even when i'm drunk!!!!)
There simply is NO hint whatsoever of sexuality in starcraft. Oh, yeah, I did wish that the Terran medic looked sexier, i mean come on! what were you people doing while making SC2? who thought up of the dumbfag medivac?? replacing the possible concept of an uber smoking hot long-haired, long-legged chick with a stupid piece of metallic junk that heals people.... *sigh*
Zerg being the female? HAHAHAA what are you ON woman?? Are you trying to plagiarise Sigmund Freud's work? Jesus, I thought his concept of "everything is sexual" was now outdated, and most people now consider him as a perverted old freak, next to the brand new psychologists who thought up of biopsychology and cognitive psychology concepts.
Zergs do not represent females, Mrs. Allerenson... they are, in fact, extraterrestrial life forms that greatly resemble the morphology of insects. Many of their terms (evolution, Hive, Lair, Larva, Queen, Drone, morph, hatchery, Tavern, Egg) are all definitions frequently found in insectology. Ever heard of a maggot's lair? a bee hive? a drone ant? an ant queen? an ant larva? Their behaviour also resembles very much of those of insects. Ants are known for their ambition to conquer new territory and expand into colonies. Bees, wasps, and ants all use morphology that distinguishes each insect into their specific tasks (just like the zergs who use morphology to allocate the units into different tasks e.g. hydralisks are artillery and zerglings are melee soldiers). And I'm pretty sure all of the units found in the game are ASEXUAL.
So please, PLEASE, get a life, get away for a while, get some fresh air, forget about this stupid crap of an idea of Starcraft being sexist, and please, learn how to write an article with the right aideas and the right topic. Best of Luck, Mrs. Allerenson! Oh and please don't raise children, it scares me to think about your next generation...
Sadir: PS: sunkens make medics moan in three hits....lol
hahah! that's hilarious
Edit: this article could well be offensive to competitive Starcraft fans, as it totally mocks the use of lurkers and sunkens... I mean, do u kno how cool it looks when Jaedong uses a bunch of lurkers to massacre a group of medics, putting aside the insinuation of mass penetration? And, pffff, do journalists (or those that follow their path) have that much free time in their hands as to evoke sexual stuff in a war game like this? man, people should keep them occupied!
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On May 17 2009 07:46 Lemonwalrus wrote:
So apparently Protoss and Terran never attack early, and just build up.
And here I was trying to learn how to deal with bunker rushes and speedlot pushes.
(Or would those just be metaphoric premature ejaculations?)
It's foreplay man. They're just getting ready for the big push at the end.
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Any other political theorists on TL?
I'm ashamed to say that even I, the starter of the thread, am very far from political sciences. I'm in engineering. All I got from it was a 50x50 array of 'LOLWTF!??'
I'm glad you guys get a good analysis on it though, interesting read.
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Lately it seems like nothing promotes misogyny more than extreme feminism.
On May 17 2009 07:07 SonuvBob wrote:
Men are from Mar Sara, Women are from Char
Hahaha.
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That article is EPIC. I want to read it all the time.
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On May 17 2009 04:53 Rekrul wrote:
uh no, but starcraft IS racist
take a look at the scvs
Why? Is it bad to be a worker? You are being very politically incorrect. Hahaha
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I guess she never played brood war where a woman becomes basically owner of the universe.
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Poll: Has playing Zerg ever made you think they represented women?
(Vote): Yes, Nydus Canals symbolize vaginas.
(Vote): No
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On May 17 2009 09:18 cunninglinguists wrote:
I never noticed the 3rd N and first G in your name until just now.
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On May 17 2009 05:07 lololol wrote:Show nested quote +On May 17 2009 04:53 Rekrul wrote:
uh no, but starcraft IS racist
take a look at the scvs The SCV isn't black.
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tbh modern values are still rampantly racist and sexist. It's time people did realise this. Even the acknowledgement of their existence is a sign that they're still there..
This on the other hand is worse than those people trying to boycott the Lord of the Rings movies because they don't contain black characters...
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Wut. Ridiculous. I was laughing through the whole thing.
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Zerg is NOTHING like females  Also females need males to reproduce too!
1. Queen puts larvae in hatcheries
2. ???
3. Chobolings gogo
4. ???
5. Profit
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thanks for clearing this up vicviper.
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Lol the evidence is epic...
Fucking SC I'm going to stop playing SC
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lol, did anyone mention to the writer that a sunken is a large uncircumsized cock? Also every zerg building looks like an anus or the other two.
Also Terran has human kerrigan, valkyrie, and medic, as well as the cyborg woman that runs the user interface.
Protoss has Raszagal which is a woman in huge place of power.
Zerg doesn't have sex afaik. But there are the zerg queen, and infested kerrigan.
Which race has more women?
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On May 17 2009 09:24 vicviper wrote:Show nested quote +On May 17 2009 05:07 lololol wrote:On May 17 2009 04:53 Rekrul wrote:
uh no, but starcraft IS racist
take a look at the scvs The SCV isn't black.
that is a black dude: broad nose, dark hair, dark skin.
Slave controlled vehicle. Confederate earth. "I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight.''. etc
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As I'm sure those of you in college already know, There are radicals everywhere. Some of them go on starcraft on BNet with game titles such as "no niggs" or talk about killing jews in game. They usually talk big and use cheeses. Lose a lot of games. Some correlation for the few that I've seen.
You don't have to understand why they're so radical though, you can ignore these people.
I'm glad we all had a good laugh at this article. If anyone's gone through college, feel free to share some stories of these extremists.
Sadir: PS: sunkens make medics moan in three hits....lol
I think it's four actually XD!
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there's girl's on terran side too stop complaining that zerg are "woman" when this is a fun game that we all enjoy to kill each other with. let us make peace
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