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samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
May 10 2009 15:35 GMT
#1
I started to wonder, since there are so many hidden gems of retardation in closed, it is such a shame someone cannot take a look at them. I hope this doesn't piss off the mods or go against the rules of TL. But how about making this thread the closed thread thread where you post some threads that are so terrible that are hilarious. In a way it shows new posters how not to behave and gives us lots of entertainment after all . Lets make this thread as good as the banned thread. I love frequenting the Closed forum once a week since it brings a lot of entertainment. It might be offensive making fun of the trolls ,but if the mods dont like this thread you can close.

So I will start with a gem from today:

Did mans live with Dinosaurios?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92990


This made me smile . Put in closed threads that entertained you and made you smile.

Also(to mods) is it possible to post drama bomb threads *cough*LS*cough* for entertainment value?
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
Xenixx
Profile Joined June 2008
United States499 Posts
May 10 2009 15:46 GMT
#2
On SA they have the comedy goldmine. You are essentially an attempt at the archives.
Danka
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Peru1018 Posts
May 10 2009 15:51 GMT
#3
haha i like this thread idea
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
May 10 2009 15:52 GMT
#4
Lol that thread was gold.
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
May 10 2009 16:06 GMT
#5
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92874

Chill's response made me lol.

Is it possible that we can know why threads were closed?

Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
May 10 2009 16:24 GMT
#6
actually they should just add a new section to the Pony Express, the Closed Gem section.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
May 10 2009 16:29 GMT
#7
On May 11 2009 01:24 Etherone wrote:
actually they should just add a new section to the Pony Express, the Closed Gem section.


They really should - I second this ^^

On May 11 2009 01:06 omfghi2u2 wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92874

Chill's response made me lol.

Is it possible that we can know why threads were closed?



If it's not really obvious, the moderator that closed it will usually have an explanation as the last post in the thread.
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StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
May 10 2009 16:36 GMT
#8
Liquiscoop had the best ones. Check 'em out!

http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44930
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45249
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46622
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47192
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47487
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48924
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=49427
Retired BW Noob
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
May 10 2009 18:28 GMT
#9
On May 11 2009 01:24 Etherone wrote:
actually they should just add a new section to the Pony Express, the Closed Gem section.


I would gladly pick this up once I am done with the IB exams. Should be pretty good and entertaining.

On May 11 2009 01:36 StarN wrote:
Liquiscoop had the best ones. Check 'em out!

http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44930
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45249
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46622
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47192
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47487
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48924
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=49427


It will be hard to top that with the amount of moderation and banned users we have now, but a really retarded thread pops up once a week or so.
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
May 11 2009 21:09 GMT
#10
lol dinosaurs
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-11 21:14:02
May 11 2009 21:12 GMT
#11
I browse all the closed threads and i used to make blogs about the really funny ones.. Every time latest ban match one of the makers of the latest closed threads I always chuckle and know i'm in for a treat (especially if mod had the last word in the thread).

Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-11 21:33:38
May 11 2009 21:19 GMT
#12
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92947

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92991&currentpage=2

rofl (same guy as in the OP)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-11 21:35:13
May 11 2009 21:32 GMT
#13
On May 11 2009 01:24 Etherone wrote:
actually they should just add a new section to the Pony Express, the Closed Gem section.


Lost/Forbidden/Hidden Gem imo

btw this is the OG hidden gem http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33498
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 11 2009 21:39 GMT
#14
On May 11 2009 00:35 samachking wrote:
It might be offensive making fun of the trolls ,but if the mods dont like this thread you can close.

wait wat? r u trolling me??
ggyo...
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
May 11 2009 21:46 GMT
#15
This one made me lol so hard:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=85993

Btw funny that you posted this thread, I was actually thinking of making a thread just like this yesterday.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 11 2009 21:51 GMT
#16
wait can ppl plz just post closed threads? not old ones?

make a new thread if u guys want old ones...
ggyo...
prOxi.Beater
Profile Joined December 2008
Denmark626 Posts
May 11 2009 22:40 GMT
#17
man that video has got to be a joke video, seriously... Nobody could be that dumb and newb >.<
Nobody beats the Beater
Disintegrate
Profile Joined April 2009
United States182 Posts
May 11 2009 22:42 GMT
#18
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=93022

GF, IntoTheWow, GF...
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
May 11 2009 22:46 GMT
#19
There is a mythical place called the thread hall of fame where gems from old and new can be beheld at one's... behest...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/articles.php

Scroll down to the bottom.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Eg!
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium49 Posts
May 11 2009 22:54 GMT
#20
omg this is hilarious! OPs thread was amazing. Thanks for realizing this creative idea
Made with balls (Draco 1st TSL finals interview)
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-12 06:01:20
May 12 2009 05:51 GMT
#21
On May 12 2009 06:19 Patriot.dlk wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92947

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92991&currentpage=2

rofl (same guy as in the OP)


Yeah this kid was pretty hillarious. Wonder what crap they are injecting him with in school.


Edit:
This is one of the greatest posts on TL ever if you didnt see it before:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46991
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 12 2009 06:07 GMT
#22
On May 12 2009 07:42 Disintegrate wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=93022

GF, IntoTheWow, GF...


Thank you, I try.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 12 2009 06:16 GMT
#23
On May 12 2009 14:51 samachking wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 12 2009 06:19 Patriot.dlk wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92947

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92991&currentpage=2

rofl (same guy as in the OP)


Yeah this kid was pretty hillarious. Wonder what crap they are injecting him with in school.


Edit:
This is one of the greatest posts on TL ever if you didnt see it before:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46991


Wow... It's been such a long time since i've laughed out loud because of the internet but yea that got me.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-12 06:18:55
May 12 2009 06:18 GMT
#24
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There's crashing?
Valio
Profile Joined March 2009
Finland77 Posts
May 12 2009 06:26 GMT
#25
HAHAHAH that dinosaur thread... OH MY GOD. A gem of retardnes indeed. The funniest thing i've heard in long time. Btw evolution is a hyphothesis not a theory as far as i've understood.
Why are the pirates called pirates? Because they YARRRRrrrr!!
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 12 2009 07:25 GMT
#26
On May 12 2009 15:26 Valio wrote:
HAHAHAH that dinosaur thread... OH MY GOD. A gem of retardnes indeed. The funniest thing i've heard in long time. Btw evolution is a hyphothesis not a theory as far as i've understood.


It's classified as a Theory actually. It transcended hypothesis after countless scientists poured over Darwin's work and such and piled more and more evidence onto it.

It won't become a law/fact though until they figure out the origin of life and such and are able to generally chart the progression of species from start to finish. Once something becomes a law it's generally viewed as final... it's done very rarely.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
May 12 2009 07:34 GMT
#27
On May 12 2009 16:25 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 12 2009 15:26 Valio wrote:
HAHAHAH that dinosaur thread... OH MY GOD. A gem of retardnes indeed. The funniest thing i've heard in long time. Btw evolution is a hyphothesis not a theory as far as i've understood.


It's classified as a Theory actually. It transcended hypothesis after countless scientists poured over Darwin's work and such and piled more and more evidence onto it.

It won't become a law/fact though until they figure out the origin of life and such and are able to generally chart the progression of species from start to finish. Once something becomes a law it's generally viewed as final... it's done very rarely.

Evolution is a fact. The theory of evolution is a theory. Just like gravity is a fact, and Newton's theory of gravity is a theory. Get your heads around it.

Not sure about the validity of this thread. We have an entire forum for that, and threads are moved there for a reason.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
May 12 2009 07:37 GMT
#28
hidden gems lol
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 12 2009 07:38 GMT
#29
On May 12 2009 16:34 zatic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 12 2009 16:25 Jayme wrote:
On May 12 2009 15:26 Valio wrote:
HAHAHAH that dinosaur thread... OH MY GOD. A gem of retardnes indeed. The funniest thing i've heard in long time. Btw evolution is a hyphothesis not a theory as far as i've understood.


It's classified as a Theory actually. It transcended hypothesis after countless scientists poured over Darwin's work and such and piled more and more evidence onto it.

It won't become a law/fact though until they figure out the origin of life and such and are able to generally chart the progression of species from start to finish. Once something becomes a law it's generally viewed as final... it's done very rarely.

Evolution is a fact. The theory of evolution is a theory. Just like gravity is a fact, and Newton's theory of gravity is a theory. Get your heads around it.

Not sure about the validity of this thread. We have an entire forum for that, and threads are moved there for a reason.


Yes sir, I have been properly cowed by faulty language
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
May 12 2009 07:53 GMT
#30
On May 12 2009 14:51 samachking wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 12 2009 06:19 Patriot.dlk wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92947

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92991&currentpage=2

rofl (same guy as in the OP)


Yeah this kid was pretty hillarious. Wonder what crap they are injecting him with in school.


Edit:
This is one of the greatest posts on TL ever if you didnt see it before:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46991

I'm proud to have remembered that thread, but not have posted in it!
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
May 12 2009 23:30 GMT
#31
Just relax it.
I read all 8 pages, my TvZ has improved tenfold.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 06 2009 03:32 GMT
#32
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=59103

this thread made me smile at how
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the smaller a guy's dick is at birth, the more likely the mom might die


That just made sense
Arbiter[frolix]
Profile Joined January 2004
United Kingdom2674 Posts
July 06 2009 10:14 GMT
#33
On May 12 2009 06:19 Patriot.dlk wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92947

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92991&currentpage=2

rofl (same guy as in the OP)


"Should we let the mods be outlaw bandits like in the wile wile west?"

Awesome line. Did he figure the spelling by listening closely to Will Smith?
We are vigilant.
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
July 06 2009 10:39 GMT
#34
it's not a closed thread thread unless the saga of rpf is in here

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=76842
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
July 06 2009 10:50 GMT
#35
FACEBOOK THREAD!!!

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=75160
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
July 06 2009 10:57 GMT
#36
On July 06 2009 19:50 Sunyveil wrote:
FACEBOOK THREAD!!!

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=75160

Uhm, that was actually me...lol...
*seriously, check the tl member gallery*
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