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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-01 15:59:20
February 01 2007 06:48 GMT
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Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.

A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, as well as Smurg , who does the great photoshop work for us. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Enjoy!


We need YOUR help to keep LiquiScoop alive. Whenever you see a funny, scoop-worthy post or image and you want to reply with some form of "LOL" or "ROFL" please take 30 seconds and PM me or PM dronebabo and let us know about it.

Weeks of 01/15/07 to 01/31/07 [018]

Notable Threads
  • mnm was nice enough to create a TeamLiquid Gallery where you can view pictures of all your favorite forum members. Discuss looks, style, and the 300:1 guy:girl ratio in the thread.

  • A referendum by ManaBlue shows that an alarmingly large percentage of TL.net uses only the five topic tabs on the left. Please use the Forum Button to browse!

  • Confess and read others' confessions in Beyonder's Confess something thread.

  • Missed SuperFight 4? Don't worry! Click for the live reports, Mani's TL bracket contest (with final tournament), my and FakeSteve's diary/chat, and the vods.

  • In the near future, there will be a need for a ladder administration team at TL.net. Apply in the thread or by sending a PM to Manifesto7.


Image of the Week
  • suffeli went on a photoshop rampage in the latest picture thread:
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Image of the Week #2
  • Can you tell from thedeadhaji's post activity graph when he started doing live reports?.
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    Also, check out the graphs for mnm and zia, guess which one is which:
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Funny Post of the Week
  • In Weird Ideas, go share yours!:
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    On January 22 2007 21:07 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
    umbrella with a radio
    go figure

    On January 22 2007 21:27 CrownRoyal wrote:
    I have written several things trying to decipher on my own some of the unanswerable questions in life, such as things about god and in general just all of the difficult questions in the world. I don't necessarily agree with any of them, they are just theories that I formed.

    Here is one of them, it's the latest one I thought of and most of the ideas aren't completely thought out or even right, but I think it's an interesting idea.

    X = Life "Theory"

    In mathematics one encounters several things. One of these things being equations. Equations can be made for literally ANYTHING. These equations enable us to have a completely accurate prediction of, as I said earlier, literally anything.

    Knowing this, that anything can be predicted via mathematics, I am hypothesizing that human life also must have an equation where one can predict what anyone will do in any given situation, thus human life has no free will and fate is very much so real, to the point that we are all merely points on the graph of an XY chart. The end of the world can be predicted, the creation of our world can be found, we can understand nearly all of the questions that life has left us unanswered without ever leaving our rooms, we can travel through time, we can essentially understand everything by finding an equation for every single living person to figure out what they would do in any situation presented in front of them.

    I believe this hypothesis is valid for the reason that I have no reason to believe human beings are special, if I can predict how a ball will roll across the ground, I should be able to predict how someone will react if I punch them in the face, though, the equation is going to be very complex there is most definitely one to achieve the answer that I am looking for.

    To say that I am looking for an equation where I will know how Johnny Walker will react to being hit in the face is completely wrong, however, I am moreso looking at the idea of an equation that would set the path of your life, from your first action to your last. I’m not sure at this point how the equation would have to work to accomplish this, I would hypothesize that the answer to how you reacted would be iterated back into the formula somehow, but the exact details are unimportant to me. In this hypothesis I am forced to assume it is possible to create this complex equation merely because I see no reason not to believe it, if I can predict other things it is my belief then I can predict human behaviors.

    If I could somehow possess this wonderful tool, I could work the equations backwards or forwards through every generation(time travel). I would essentially possess the ability to know when anything would happen. What a scary idea...

    In conclusion: My hypothesis is that it is possible to create an equation that will lay out the path of any man's life and if this is possible, free will is nonexistent and life isn't quite as magical as one might expect.

    On January 22 2007 21:30 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
    still thnk an umbrella witth a radio attached wud be better than whatefver the fuck you typing about


Funny Post of the Week #2
  • In multi-millionaire steals birthday cake:
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    On January 18 2007 14:09 lil.sis wrote:
    thats pretty funny. he was probably high.

    On January 18 2007 14:13 CoralReefer wrote:
    when you're high you don't just throw away a $190 chocolate cake


Funny Post of the Week #3
  • In TL IRC Channel:
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    MoltkeWarding> If I woke up beside some random woman tomorrow you know what I would think?
    BEYONDER> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE THESE THINGS ON HER CHEST?"
    BalloonFight> "WHAT ARE THESE BUMPS ON MY GENITALIA"
    BEYONDER> "I WONDER HOW THIS GIRL WOULD LOOK WITH HER CLOTHES ON"
    SonuvBob> "why is she still here?"
    BalloonFight> "I GUESS IM NOT GAY"
    BEYONDER> "SHE MUST BE BLIND AND DEAF"
    DeadVessel> why did she sleep with me ?
    BalloonFight> "WHERES THE CHLOROFORM SHES WAKING UP"


Forum Statistic of the Week
  • All these statistics are 100% true.
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    9% of TL.netters come to an international forum dedicated to English coverage of the Korean Starleagues and do NOT follow the OSL.

    Even the guy that does the OSL results thread!
    On January 27 2007 14:21 GrandInquisitor wrote:
    i uh...don't watch the live games. never have. or watched a VOD in full (excepting highlight vids) >_>

    Also, from IRC:
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    (11:31:04) <+MBC_evantheboun> what is ogn
    (11:31:05) <+MBC_evantheboun> u silly
    (11:31:07) <+MBC_evantheboun>
    (11:31:15) <@SKT1_Carnac> ongamenet?
    (11:31:17) <+MBC_Balloon> O____O
    (11:31:20) <+MBC_evantheboun> yeah
    (11:31:22) <+MBC_evantheboun> but
    (11:31:24) <+MBC_evantheboun> wtf is it?
    (11:31:25) <+MBC_evantheboun> they host progames?
    (11:31:27) <@SKT1_Carnac> ??


Crusade against Homework Threads
  • Crusade has officially ended. When you see a homework thread you believe is bad, instead of spamming it (and thus inadvertantly bumping it) please just leave it alone, do not reply, and PM a Moderator, who will then decide whether to close it or not.

    Thank you everyone who listened and followed with good intentions!


Old Closed Forum Thread of the Week
  • Each week, we at LiquiScoop find one thread from the Closed Forum. These threads are diamonds in the rough, underappreciated secret threads that the Mods did not want you to see. They will now get their well-deserved time in the spotlight. Unfortunately you can't post in them, but you can view them, jaws agape in utter awe, mouth salivating in anticipation at what hidden treasures the Closed Forum will yield next week.

    This week's OCFTotW is not a thread, but Keke[Faith]'s attack on the Articles Section:
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Ban of the Week
  • This week's honor goes to Carnac, who banned pr0n. An example:
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    [QUOTE]On January 26 2007 20:24 pr0n wrote:
    I'm sorry that i disagree with you. Clearly you are the only person on this forum entitled to an opinion.

    EDIT: Actually if you want me to counter your point, I'm probably in the top 5% of the forum for intelligence, and top 1% for education. And yes, I have the test scores and degrees to back that up. But that doesn't matter. What matters is you didn't even counter any of my points; you just ask me to be banned for being right.


LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
  • Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey, and the LiquiScoop staff.

    We sit here at our computers eagerly awaiting any of your questions or problems. Please send us something!

    Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com or PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo.


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Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
February 01 2007 07:02 GMT
#2
Nice way to go guys keep up good work :D
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-01 07:07:14
February 01 2007 07:06 GMT
#3
FINALLY

just when i almost lost the addiction

nice addition as always

question:

is this now weekly, bi weekly, monthly, wheneverthehellyouguysfeellikeitly?
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
February 01 2007 07:07 GMT
#4
OMG those cards are so awesome! Makes me wish they were used in a real game...
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
February 01 2007 07:21 GMT
#5
its once every two weeks, possibly once every month depending how the staff feels
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
SainT
Profile Joined February 2005
Chile1067 Posts
February 01 2007 07:24 GMT
#6
On February 01 2007 16:21 Hot_Bid wrote:
its once every two weeks, possibly once every month depending how the staff feels

Excellent Great Job
Well i'm a lucky man...
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 01 2007 07:27 GMT
#7
i wonder how long it takes for Carlo[Dajin] to realize they did two freaking Boxer cards in this liquiscoop, he will most likely ejaculate right in his pants. :D

nice as always, i'm gonna think of a question to ask Bubbles, you guys seem desperate.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
February 01 2007 07:30 GMT
#8
lmao at the 1st funny post of the week
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Gandalf
Profile Joined August 2004
Pakistan1905 Posts
February 01 2007 07:51 GMT
#9
omfg, suffeli's photoshopping is fucking amazing!
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
February 01 2007 07:52 GMT
#10
Hawt!
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
February 01 2007 07:58 GMT
#11
Good jobs guys!
Moderator<:3-/-<
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
February 01 2007 07:59 GMT
#12
Props to mnm who made the gallery, really nice effort indeed. Also, great job with the liquiscoop, i enjoy it very much. Thanks guys!
Teamliquidian townie
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
February 01 2007 08:00 GMT
#13
Good stuff.

Let us mourn the loss of crusading.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
February 01 2007 08:04 GMT
#14
Lol @ deadhaji's activity graph! :D
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
February 01 2007 08:09 GMT
#15
lol @ TL IRC chat
Moonlight Shadow
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
February 01 2007 08:20 GMT
#16
Your third liquiscoop card warmed my heart a little...
XIII
Profile Joined September 2005
483 Posts
February 01 2007 08:21 GMT
#17
LiquiScoop ROCKS
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
February 01 2007 08:22 GMT
#18
I'm sad to have to say that I told Keke[Faith] about TLNet
I didn't think he would be such a douche though --;
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
February 01 2007 08:23 GMT
#19
the cards are the best things EVAR
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
February 01 2007 08:30 GMT
#20
YAY FOR UPDATES
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