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hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
January 20 2009 08:47 GMT
#101
oh really.. i thought there was more to it than that O.o
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 20 2009 08:55 GMT
#102
The ending's funny but sad at the same time :[
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
January 20 2009 09:09 GMT
#103
i didnt like it
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NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
January 20 2009 09:40 GMT
#104
i think it sucks because "better late than never" doesn't make any sense there. so it's just a random saying with the letters switched. and this isnt a case where i feel such randomness makes it better
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
January 20 2009 11:07 GMT
#105
Started nicely, ended badly.Nothing special~~
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
January 20 2009 11:18 GMT
#106
i didn't find it funny at all O.o
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
January 20 2009 11:24 GMT
#107
the ending killed the fantasy for me
It's better to burn out than to fade away
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
January 20 2009 11:33 GMT
#108
On January 20 2009 18:40 Liquid`NonY wrote:
i think it sucks because "better late than never" doesn't make any sense there. so it's just a random saying with the letters switched. and this isnt a case where i feel such randomness makes it better


Spoiler for those who haven't read it:

+ Show Spoiler +
I believe the story was first circulated as a sort of "longest joke ever". The thing about the story was that it was so long and kind of decent in plot that it made you forget you were reading a joke, until at the end which refers back to the original intent. That puts "better late than never" into the perfect context for the punchline.


Brilliant, personally.
Think. :)
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
January 20 2009 12:28 GMT
#109
On January 20 2009 20:33 MTF wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2009 18:40 Liquid`NonY wrote:
i think it sucks because "better late than never" doesn't make any sense there. so it's just a random saying with the letters switched. and this isnt a case where i feel such randomness makes it better


Spoiler for those who haven't read it:

+ Show Spoiler +
I believe the story was first circulated as a sort of "longest joke ever". The thing about the story was that it was so long and kind of decent in plot that it made you forget you were reading a joke, until at the end which refers back to the original intent. That puts "better late than never" into the perfect context for the punchline.


Brilliant, personally.


Still, I think someone should rewrite the story so it has some deep philosophical ending about humanity's crimes or something else.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
January 20 2009 12:34 GMT
#110
haha, i think the spoiler tags here are funny.

people follow the rule of spoilers so well, but they suck at reading the OP

the result is that if you reply to the OP, you feel like you have to spoiler tag the content of the OP. hahahaha
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
pirate cod
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
810 Posts
January 20 2009 13:46 GMT
#111
This is my new favorite story. It is absolutely brilliant and I loved every moment of it. The writing itself is too shoddy to be taken seriously, but the story is captivating and the ending is the greatest thing I have ever read and makes me laugh just thinking about it. No one in their right mind would attempt changing it and would only do so in vain.
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
January 20 2009 14:13 GMT
#112
On January 20 2009 20:33 MTF wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2009 18:40 Liquid`NonY wrote:
i think it sucks because "better late than never" doesn't make any sense there. so it's just a random saying with the letters switched. and this isnt a case where i feel such randomness makes it better


Spoiler for those who haven't read it:

I believe the story was first circulated as a sort of "longest joke ever". The thing about the story was that it was so long and kind of decent in plot that it made you forget you were reading a joke, until at the end which refers back to the original intent. That puts "better late than never" into the perfect context for the punchline.

Brilliant, personally.


Yeah I was going to say that too, it works perfectly.
You spend the whole story waiting for a joke... and the joke is "better late than never!".
It's genius; agreeably not laugh out loud humour but genius none the less.
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