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On September 29 2008 14:32 il0seonpurpose wrote:
aww that sucks, lol btw has someone ate out a girl and it smelled really bad?
I actually have a story about this.
There was this half ugly girl at our school kinda chubby and not a great face.
This guy was her boyfriend and they were 69ing and apparently it smelled like pure shit
and he told her to get off and went home. The guy also broke up with her the next day and told everyone he knew about it and everyone in the school knew about the poopy 69.
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On December 20 2008 07:54 Iankill wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2008 14:32 il0seonpurpose wrote:
aww that sucks, lol btw has someone ate out a girl and it smelled really bad? I actually have a story about this. There was this half ugly girl at our school kinda chubby and not a great face. This guy was her boyfriend and they were 69ing and apparently it smelled like pure shit and he told her to get off and went home. The guy also broke up with her the next day and told everyone he knew about it and everyone in the school knew about the poopy 69.
Ouch poor girl but its kinda her own fault for not washing enought i guess
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On December 20 2008 03:00 pirate cod wrote:
I had just transferred from private school to public school during my Junior year of high school. Before I transferred I spoke with the soccer coach (along with basketball and baseball coaches) to play for the school who were ecstatic to have me. Soccer practice began a month before the first day of classes (organized by the players with the coaches present) and I would be a walk on for varsity. Now, I lived in a fairly rich (collar popped) neighborhood in Connecticut, having moved from Newark, New Jersey which was a bit of a culture shock. I hated this school the moment I set eyes on these little spoiled brats with egos twice the size of themselves. And likewise, they hated me, being the new guy from a poor background, a walk on, and most likely taking the starting position as goalie from everyone's best bud some whiny senior who was almost a foot shorter than me, we'll call him Steve. They gave me shit which I think stemmed from Steve's insecurities, I took it, and during a scrimmage while I was playing defense a kid had tried to grab my balls as the offense was setting up and I was defending him and I knocked him out and got kicked off the team. Kids at my school were fucking weird. Anyways, about a month after school began I mostly kept to myself. I had class with one of Steven's friends (another soccer player) who warmed up to me and while I would never consider us friends, he kept me entertained. He invited me to one of his parties while his parents were out. I decided to go with a couple friends from home. The party was pretty good. I smoked before I came, they had some beirut going on and some other stupid beer drinking games, didn't care much for it. There was probably over 100 people there, a good portion of the upperclassmen. I drank a bit, talked to a bunch of people and watched as Steve was agitated that I was there. I never cared too much for the girls at my school. They were hot, but wouldn't last a night with me (attention whores, drama queens etc.). During the party three hot girls came up to me and my friends and we started talking, cracking jokes and ripping on Steve and his buds (one of the girls was Steve's girlfriend whom we'll call Sue). Well, Sue apparently had a crush on me, and as the night went on began flirting with me as Steve was too into throwing pingpong balls into a cup not even realizing where his girl was at. Well, eventually Sue had enough of the party and with some alcohol in her decided to bring me to Steve's friend's parents bedroom (she knew the way in this big fucking house, made me wonder). Anyways, we hooked up and before I knew it, she began giving me head. Now this where it gets a bit fucked. We had been up there about fifteen minutes and according to my friends people began to wonder, and someone just made the connection that both of us were gone. Steve began to panic and get angry and him and his friends started to call Sue who turned off her phone after seeing who it was. Well, I was about ready to finish up and right at that moment, Steve with a crowd of people wedged in the hallway trying to see what was going on, opened the door. Sue jerked her head to turn around, and while doing so pointed my dick to where she was looking at and at that moment my spunk nailed Steve's already furiously red face. And for about 10 long fucking seconds there was silence before I started cracking up, told him to go clean himself up you look like a mess and Steve ran away with Sue repeating omg omg omg who promptly ran after him. I zipped up and left and Steven never looked me in the eyes again.
If you said Sue's face instead of Steven's, I might have believed.
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I'm so reading all 20 pages of this and then writing my own xD
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If you were as tired as me from playing Starcraft all night till 2 in the AM throughout my senoir year. I would fall asleep in my last period because my teacher was so god damn boring, But i would still have all this bottled up energy from lunch food that i had eaten, and so when i was sleeping i would randomly twitch. One of the twitches were so bad that it made me fall out of my chair when i was sleeping... yeah pretty bad.
And also i recall the teacher catching me asleep a few times and just have all the kids stare at me while i slept.. awkward as well.
Theres more but i can't think of em at the moment
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I once had the hottest girl sitting on my lap.. i had my hands on her knee. she wore a skirt with naked legs.
that was a cool day 
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in first grade i was sitting indian style on the floor listening to a story with everyone around me. I was holding a massive shit in and i was sittin like right in front of my first crush. when i raised my hand and asked to go to the bathroom, she said yes, but as soon as I got up, I couldnt hold it anymore and i ripped one of the loudest farts ever right in her face. I still talk to herknow and luckily she doesnt remember lol.
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ok i've spent almost 2 hours reading this thread and i'm just barely over half done so enough for now xD
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On December 02 2008 17:47 GGQ wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2008 17:43 lilsusie wrote:
My high school principal was caught jerking off to our school's students at the local YMCA. He wasn't principal anymore after that. we had a teacher who did that! his wife caught him. he wasn't married anymore after that
a teacher at my school had sex with a student. I think he's in jail right now, either that or his wife bailed him out. His wife is still with him :|
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On December 20 2008 09:49 wo0py wrote:I once had the hottest girl sitting on my lap.. i had my hands on her knee. she wore a skirt with naked legs. that was a cool day
And then you got a boner and scared her off?
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During gym class I spinned around like a helicopter and hit a girl in her tits, and screamed so loud the whole class stopped their activity and stared straight at me. I pretended to ignore my predicament and proceeded to do awkward pushups with a newly found bump below.
That is all.
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On December 22 2008 19:01 QuietIdiot wrote:
During gym class I spinned around like a helicopter and hit a girl in her tits, and screamed so loud the whole class stopped their activity and stared straight at me. I pretended to ignore my predicament and proceeded to do awkward pushups with a newly found bump below.
That is all.
Lol, why did you scream?
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No I think he screamed. Did you apologize to her?
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On December 23 2008 02:01 il0seonpurpose wrote:
No I think he screamed. Did you apologize to her?
fail
*she*
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I remember in Freshman year at highschool none of the girls would ever Dress for PE and would just wear sweatpants over there jeans to make it looked like they dressed, so I was fuckin around with my friend breana and I pulled down her sweats thinkin she had jeans underneath, much to my surprise and dismay she had on nothin but a G-string...
I got suspended for a week lol, she thought it was funny and understood however my asshole PE teacher did not... xD (during this week I was not allowed to play sc if my memory recalls correctly)
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On December 23 2008 07:15 GearitUP wrote:
I remember in Freshman year at highschool none of the girls would ever Dress for PE and would just wear sweatpants over there jeans to make it looked like they dressed, so I was fuckin around with my friend breana and I pulled down her sweats thinkin she had jeans underneath, much to my surprise and dismay she had on nothin but a G-string...
I got suspended for a week lol, she thought it was funny and understood however my asshole PE teacher did not... xD (during this week I was not allowed to play sc if my memory recalls correctly)
LOL HAHAHAHAHAH NICEEEEEEEEEEE
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Few years ago I got kicked out of high school. The school principal caught me fingering one of the girls from my class. When I was leaving school, he told me that he was very sorry, because I had been the best maths teacher they ever had.
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On December 23 2008 09:19 closed wrote:
Few years ago I got kicked out of high school. The school principal caught me fingering one of the girls from my class. When I was leaving school, he told me that he was very sorry, because I had been the best maths teacher they ever had.
This is why if I have daughters, they'll be homeschooled :O
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On December 23 2008 09:19 closed wrote:
Few years ago I got kicked out of high school. The school principal caught me fingering one of the girls from my class. When I was leaving school, he told me that he was very sorry, because I had been the best maths teacher they ever had.
O_O if it's real...
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