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shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
September 16 2008 00:17 GMT
#1
Hey TL, for my school yearbook, each senior has to submit a quote that shows up under his/her picture. Does anyone have any GOOD quotes that are deep/funny/inspirational etc. Good as in, nothing inappropriate or none of those poor SC puns/jokes which aren't very funny.

So far I can only think of a few...

“It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16987 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 00:32:49
September 16 2008 00:18 GMT
#2
"Look at all these w's which only serve to mess up your formatting: WWWWWWWWWW"

[Don't intentionally break the layout with text. - Mod]
Moderator
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
September 16 2008 00:19 GMT
#3
"A real man's pride are in his zealots."
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 16 2008 00:22 GMT
#4

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty." - Mahatma Gandhi

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mahatma Gandhi
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 16 2008 00:23 GMT
#5
"Only a fool quotes himself." -(your name)
this is my quote.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
September 16 2008 00:24 GMT
#6
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
September 16 2008 00:27 GMT
#7
wow. the quote by oscar wilde is pretty good
Oracle
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada411 Posts
September 16 2008 00:27 GMT
#8
i wouldnt use like an inspiratonal/motivational quote... seems kind of awkward for a yearbook imo.. id aim for a funny pun sort of thing
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
September 16 2008 00:28 GMT
#9
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. "+ Show Spoiler +
-Steven Wright
♞
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 00:33:10
September 16 2008 00:32 GMT
#10
Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching and play like you are the best.
- Aurora Greenway
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
September 16 2008 00:36 GMT
#11
Stole this from jeremy, not exact but still the paraphrased idea

One day I was praying by my bedside talking to god, I opened my eyes and i was talking to myself.
hoorah
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
September 16 2008 00:37 GMT
#12
Highschool is like toilet paper.. You only miss it when it's gone.
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
September 16 2008 00:39 GMT
#13
"Jeremy spoke in class today"
-Eddie Vedder

Then proceed to commit suicide.
saltywaffles
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States91 Posts
September 16 2008 00:39 GMT
#14
On September 16 2008 09:37 SnowFantasy wrote:
Highschool is like toilet paper.. You only miss it when it's gone.


This.
it's what i used for mine actually ^^
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
September 16 2008 00:39 GMT
#15
"A black belt is just a white belt who never quit."

"In a way it is even humiliating to watch coal-miners working. It raises in you a momentary doubt about your own status as an 'intellectual' and a superior person generally. For it is brought home to you, at least while you are watching, that it is only because miners sweat their guts out that superior persons can remain superior. You and I and the editor of the Times Lit. Supp., and the poets and the Archbishop of Canterbury and Comrade X, author of Marxism for Infants--all of us really owe the comparative decency of our lives to poor drudges underground, blackened to the eyes, with their throats full of coal dust, driving their shovels forward with arms and belly muscles of steel."

-George Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8099 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 00:43:25
September 16 2008 00:41 GMT
#16
My senior quote was "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets?" - Castevania

Any quote will do as long as you don't fucking quote 311. I don't know how many fucking people in my school quoted them >.<
Free Palestine
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
September 16 2008 00:52 GMT
#17
Mines was:
"Silicon parts are made for toys."

I tried to put "No glove: no love." but they did not let me
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
September 16 2008 00:54 GMT
#18
"My life for Aiur."
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
September 16 2008 00:54 GMT
#19
Get money stay true!
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
September 16 2008 00:56 GMT
#20
"Never gonna give it up, Never gonna let it down..." ~ Serial Rickroller
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Enrique
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States377 Posts
September 16 2008 01:01 GMT
#21
Though my quote was pretty weak by comparison, one of my friends used a quote by Plato: "The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know." At least that's what I think it was. I rather liked it.
~Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges~
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
September 16 2008 01:04 GMT
#22
On September 16 2008 09:24 BroOd wrote:
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde

This is actually an inevitability. We are who we are with, the culture we live in, to some extent everyone conforms.
Liquid | SKT
LordofAscension
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States589 Posts
September 16 2008 01:05 GMT
#23
"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smilling and everyone around you is crying."
- Raghda Zaid ( aka Baghdad Girl)

"Weep if you must, Parting is hell, But life goes on, So sing as well" -Joyce Grenfell

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." —Goethe

~LoA
~WelCoMe tO My rEaLm SC:L - sclegacy.com
goldenkrnboi
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3104 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 01:08:22
September 16 2008 01:07 GMT
#24
"Whenever you're feeling extremely competitive, just remind yourself that you already won the big one."

+ Show Spoiler +
i'm gonna use a different one for mine, but just throwing out suggestions ^^
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11579 Posts
September 16 2008 01:08 GMT
#25

If defeat has more to teach us than victory, then perhaps a defeat is victory unto itself?


You must learn to allow patience and stillness to take over from anxiety and frantic activity... The good player is patient. He is observant, controlling his patience, and organizing his composure. When he sees an opportunity, he explodes.


A tiny leak will sink a great ship
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 01:13:00
September 16 2008 01:12 GMT
#26
"Honeys play me close like butter play toast."
Hates Fun🤔
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 16 2008 01:14 GMT
#27
Colbert quotes.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Ra.Xor.2
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1784 Posts
September 16 2008 01:27 GMT
#28
If music be the food of love, play on. - Shakespeare

There are only two things that are inevitable in life, Death and Taxes. - Ben Franklin

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea - Eric Cantona.
#1 Flash Fan
teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
September 16 2008 01:32 GMT
#29
I know the quote I'm gonna use: "The unexamined life is not worth living."

Damn I'm cool.
Mass Dark Archons FTW
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 02:15:54
September 16 2008 01:35 GMT
#30
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. -Will Rogers
=)

edit: actually i like this one
"Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time, but with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit."
-lance armstrong xD
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
September 16 2008 01:36 GMT
#31
"I'll split you in more pieces than when Jesus broke bread"

-CunninLynguists
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 16 2008 01:36 GMT
#32
[image loading]
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
September 16 2008 01:37 GMT
#33
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
September 16 2008 01:46 GMT
#34
"George Bush: great president or greatest president?"
-stephen colbert
zXk3
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Mexico1178 Posts
September 16 2008 01:47 GMT
#35
you and your friends should figure out how to rick roll the yearbook
GraphicsNo soy dominante, solo tengo mejores ideas...| Sorry Oshi, 4-1 shows that im better than you =D i wont do any more mistakes now
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
September 16 2008 01:50 GMT
#36
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

mo money mo problems
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
September 16 2008 01:54 GMT
#37
Is is gay if it doesn't feel wrong?

You will lose money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 01:55:27
September 16 2008 01:54 GMT
#38
Please do not use anything remotely "inspirational" or "wise". If you do, it will either turn out stupid ("Why'd you have to make life so complicated?!?!?!" - Avril Lavigne), pretentious ("The territorial indignation of nations in the determination of sovereignty is emotionally undignified" - Mitchell Kissinger Neitzsche Plato the 3rd, PhD.), or cliche (GANDHI GANDHI GANDHI). Instead, distinguish yourself with something funny that shows you're about the only guy who doesn't take himself way too seriously: "STOP! Hammer time!"
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Red9
Profile Joined May 2008
United States64 Posts
September 16 2008 01:58 GMT
#39
lol i wish i would have used "STOP! Hammer time!" that's awesome hahaha
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 16 2008 02:13 GMT
#40
When I die I'll got to heaven, because I've spent my time in hell.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Elgar
Profile Joined May 2007
United States231 Posts
September 16 2008 02:58 GMT
#41
"So what I'm saying is that although I've won all the major leagues it will eventually become a forgotten past. The only choice is to keep moving forward, instead of dwelling on how well you did in the past."
Pain, fear leaving the body. Pride, what your team is made of.
jingXD
Profile Joined May 2007
United States283 Posts
September 16 2008 03:04 GMT
#42
Some people say money can't buy you happiness, but what's the point of having all that happiness anyway? It can't get you more money.
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1654 Posts
September 16 2008 03:07 GMT
#43
My senior quote was: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"- Ralph Wiggum
Graphics
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 03:23:01
September 16 2008 03:09 GMT
#44
[image loading]
[image loading]

Poll: I think he should go with MC Hammer
(Vote): yes
(Vote): no

in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
chennis
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Taiwan227 Posts
September 16 2008 03:12 GMT
#45
rickroll them.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 03:16:22
September 16 2008 03:15 GMT
#46
On September 16 2008 12:09 ahrara_ wrote:
[image loading]

[image loading]

Poll: I think he should go with Vanilla Ice
(Vote): yes
(Vote): no


What does that have to do with Vanilla Ice?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Fatmatt2000
Profile Joined January 2006
United States159 Posts
September 16 2008 03:22 GMT
#47
"All great world shaking events have been brought about, not by written matter, but by the spoken word"
+ Show Spoiler +
-Adolf Hitler
Quote?
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
September 16 2008 03:22 GMT
#48
hahaha I'm retarded. I meant MC Hammer
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 03:26:32
September 16 2008 03:25 GMT
#49
That is many tank yes?

My real senior quote (while back now) was:

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 03:47:04
September 16 2008 03:46 GMT
#50
"THIS IS KANG MIN! THIS IS PROTOSS!"

edit: Was it the other way around? :S
^-^
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 03:55:24
September 16 2008 03:54 GMT
#51
[image loading]

hey look typo, too lazy submit quote as is thx
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 16 2008 03:57 GMT
#52
We shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the fields, we shall fight in the cities and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, we will never surrender.

~winston churchill

mo money mo problems

~biggie smalls
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
September 16 2008 04:05 GMT
#53
"Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
returns upon momentous occasions.
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
September 16 2008 04:07 GMT
#54
"Im taking one for the team like Martin Luther taking one for a dream." - Method Man

Rap quotes ftw?
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
September 16 2008 04:27 GMT
#55
(insert long story here that ends in a fight)

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

-Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
September 16 2008 05:03 GMT
#56
"Why miss heaven by inches?"
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
September 16 2008 05:10 GMT
#57
I'm gonna rock out with my cock out and you're gonna jam out with your clam out.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
September 16 2008 05:15 GMT
#58
On September 16 2008 09:32 Pads wrote:
Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching and play like you are the best.
- Aurora Greenway


Dance like it hurts, love when you need the money, and work when nobody's watching.
May the BeSt man win.
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
September 16 2008 05:25 GMT
#59
Dr. Seuss quotes are probably my favourites =D

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go.”

“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”

“And will you succeed?Yes! You will indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed)”
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
September 16 2008 05:41 GMT
#60
how can she slap?
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 16 2008 05:42 GMT
#61
On September 16 2008 13:05 HonestTea wrote:
"Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"


Damn, that was my runner-up choice after the comic
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
boongee
Profile Joined November 2004
United States967 Posts
September 16 2008 05:44 GMT
#62
There's a bomb in the lasagna
-Doug Funnie
xhuwin
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States476 Posts
September 16 2008 05:59 GMT
#63
My friend from a few years back used "I like girls. I like starcraft. I like girls who play starcraft." as his senior quote. He posts here too >.> <.<
xyn
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 16 2008 06:03 GMT
#64
I know what you should have in your year book.

"I voted for Mahnini"
Terranator
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada286 Posts
September 16 2008 06:08 GMT
#65
On September 16 2008 14:41 Skittled wrote:
how can she slap?


This made me laugh.
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
September 16 2008 09:42 GMT
#66
my bear book quote literally said "Starcraft Ruined My Life"
Follow me on twitter: CallMeTasteless
blind3x3
Profile Joined February 2008
United States49 Posts
September 16 2008 09:57 GMT
#67
"Love is the existence of 2 souls in a single body" - Aristotle

"I'll have what she's having" - from When Harry Met Sally

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KELLY CLARKSON!" - Steve Carell
In a world where only gosu survive, i would be dead
liosama
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Australia843 Posts
September 16 2008 10:04 GMT
#68
"I got this quote from an internet form www.teamliquid.net"
Free Palestine
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
September 16 2008 10:07 GMT
#69
EEEHAN TIMING!
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 10:11:23
September 16 2008 10:09 GMT
#70
edit: Stupid arrow.

Anyway see my quote.
"If I think, everything is lost"
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
September 16 2008 10:20 GMT
#71
"Genius is not the answer to all questions, it's the question to all answers." -Tablo from Epik High
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
September 16 2008 10:33 GMT
#72
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 16 2008 10:36 GMT
#73
"If I ever see any of you again I swear to God I will kill you"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 10:37:27
September 16 2008 10:37 GMT
#74
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life" - Terry Pratchett

"Yesterday's sorrows, tomorrow's white lies" - Iron Maiden

"We moeten rennen vliegen sprinken duiken vallen opstaan en weer doorgaan" - Herman van Veen
(We have to run, fly, jump, dive, fall, get up and keep going on)

+ Show Spoiler +
"I haven't slept since I woke up" - Slipknot (utter genius, lolz)
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
APurpleCow
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1372 Posts
September 16 2008 10:54 GMT
#75
If you don't want to look like an idiot, put a short funny in. Stop, hammertime is perfect.
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
September 16 2008 11:09 GMT
#76
On September 16 2008 19:36 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
"If I ever see any of you again I swear to God I will kill you"


hahahahahaha
shade_nexus7
Profile Joined July 2008
United States2 Posts
September 16 2008 11:18 GMT
#77
"here i sit
with a broken heart
i tried to shit
but could only fart"
I read that in a public toilet.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
September 16 2008 11:19 GMT
#78
On September 16 2008 19:36 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
"If I ever see any of you again I swear to God I will kill you"

good one.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
September 16 2008 11:26 GMT
#79
Definitely go for a funny one, but here are some inspirational anyways:

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If you don’t discover what you’d die for, you aren’t fit to live.
Martin Luther King
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I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life.
And that is why I succeed.
- Michael Jordan
--------
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
September 16 2008 11:49 GMT
#80
On September 16 2008 14:41 Skittled wrote:
how can she slap?

looooooooool
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51449 Posts
September 16 2008 11:49 GMT
#81
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Commentator
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
September 16 2008 11:51 GMT
#82
“Since the dawn of time, human beings have felt the need to share - from food to art. Sharing is part of the human condition. A person who does not share is not only selfish, but bitter and alone.”
Paulo Coelho
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
September 16 2008 18:07 GMT
#83
State the nature of your medical emergency.
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
September 16 2008 18:12 GMT
#84
"it isnt gay unless balls touch"
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Tacticas
Profile Joined July 2007
Israel74 Posts
September 16 2008 19:03 GMT
#85
"that is many tank? yes?"
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9619 Posts
September 16 2008 19:14 GMT
#86
mine was(were cause we had space)

Wake up everyday like you did it on purpose.
and
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they fly by"

i dont remember the authors
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 16 2008 19:16 GMT
#87
"I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success." Michael Jordan
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
September 16 2008 19:46 GMT
#88
Turn your face towards the sun and let the shadows fall behind you
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
September 16 2008 19:46 GMT
#89
On September 16 2008 20:49 GTR-2-Go wrote:
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery

wow it really took until page 5?

“In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert's mind there are few”
Shunryu Suzuki (Japanese Zen priest, ?-1971)

well it works for BW but i guess i wouldnt put it in my yearbook... maybe put it in ur BW profile
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
StripedBlueCrow
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States506 Posts
September 17 2008 03:41 GMT
#90
My senior quote was "You are my one and only, my dimsum girl." - Notorious MSG
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
tyr0
Profile Joined September 2008
United States125 Posts
September 17 2008 03:44 GMT
#91
draw a pylon heart
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 17 2008 03:49 GMT
#92
"YOU SOUND LIKE A BITCH"
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
September 17 2008 03:59 GMT
#93
"if you read this you are gay"
Moderator<:3-/-<
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
September 17 2008 04:02 GMT
#94
"Dyslexia for cure I found"
Moderator<:3-/-<
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-17 04:06:40
September 17 2008 04:03 GMT
#95
On September 16 2008 20:49 GTR-2-Go wrote:
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery


aaaaaaaaaawww, I was reading through all the posts to confirm that this quote hadn't been posted before. I was getting excited when I saw my scroll bar coming to an end, then I saw your post. DAMN YOU GTR-2!!!!!!!!! (I don't curse often).


edit: just thought of one, "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!"
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11579 Posts
September 17 2008 04:04 GMT
#96
I swear Officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
SkepTicAL
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada872 Posts
September 17 2008 04:10 GMT
#97
"Yes its true, I gave my math teacher herpes."
AeriALsLighT @AerialsLight
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
September 17 2008 04:26 GMT
#98
"dont take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway."
BooBoogers
Profile Joined March 2007
United States229 Posts
September 17 2008 04:40 GMT
#99
"The kid beside me is gay"
Hmmm.....??
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5425 Posts
September 17 2008 05:03 GMT
#100
"Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 17 2008 05:21 GMT
#101
"Opportunities are cleverly disguised as impossible situations"
Moderator
Siefu
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia205 Posts
September 17 2008 05:34 GMT
#102
Mine was stupid as hell
"The Sichuan Sage, Iron Chef Chinese, Chen Kenichi!"
alternatively you could use
"Bang a gong, we are on!"
He walks among us, but he is not one of us.
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-17 05:40:34
September 17 2008 05:39 GMT
#103
GOODZZZIIRRRRRRAAAA!!
[image loading]
I'm like, the coolest
Tibs
Profile Joined October 2006
United States148 Posts
September 17 2008 05:46 GMT
#104
"Success, is pouring yourself into something."

"Death awaits those who stand still, to avoid death all you have to do is move. Success comes to those who ask for it. One life one legacy... that is you. Be all that you can possibly dream of being for it is time for making dreams come true."

"The people and the friends we have lost, or the dreams that have faded... Never forget them."

"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven."
- FT.aCt)Sony -
qaswedfr25
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States212 Posts
September 17 2008 06:08 GMT
#105
If you really want a good quote, open up starcraft and rapidly click one of your favorite units.

+ Show Spoiler +
jk, but I really like this quote.
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
September 17 2008 06:18 GMT
#106
"to remember is to live again...and thinking about it, i did it for thge LULZ"

;D
:)
Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
September 17 2008 06:32 GMT
#107
"I don't have time for this shit"
ArC_man
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States2798 Posts
September 17 2008 07:07 GMT
#108
"Nobody likes Milhouse!"
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 17 2008 07:14 GMT
#109
On September 17 2008 14:46 Tibs wrote:
"Success, is pouring yourself into something."


i'm gonna invent a coffee maker that pours itself into a cup

it will be the most successful coffee maker ever
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 17 2008 07:20 GMT
#110
On September 17 2008 16:14 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2008 14:46 Tibs wrote:
"Success, is pouring yourself into something."


i'm gonna invent a coffee maker that pours itself into a cup

it will be the most successful coffee maker ever

Why would you want to have your coffee maker in a cup?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 17 2008 07:24 GMT
#111
Make as few assumptions as possible, trimming away all unnessecary ones - Occams Razor

'What we do in life echoes in eternity' - Maximus Decimus Meridius
why so 진지해?
FoieGras
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada270 Posts
September 17 2008 17:32 GMT
#112
Never give up! Never surrender! Never say Never! Give up and surrender?!
Tacticas
Profile Joined July 2007
Israel74 Posts
September 17 2008 19:59 GMT
#113
there are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-17 20:09:14
September 17 2008 20:02 GMT
#114
"Man is a pupil, pain is his teacher."

- Alfred de Musset

"Where there's a will there's a way."

- GOKU

EDIT: "Fellatio won't fill the hole in your heart."

- Tucker Max
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 17 2008 20:06 GMT
#115
On September 16 2008 18:42 MyLostTemple wrote:
my bear book quote literally said "Starcraft Ruined My Life"

I submitted that questionnaire (for the quote and favorite memories and all that) with BS responses because I was high. My quote was "Arbeit macht frei." My hero was Stalin AKA Soviet Steel!. I wonder what they ended up doing, I was in the yearbook even though I dropped out... I should ask my friends lol. Probably left it blank ):
Peace~
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
September 17 2008 20:11 GMT
#116
"She has chlamydia -->"
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
September 17 2008 20:13 GMT
#117
On September 18 2008 04:59 Tacticas wrote:
there are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

I don't know why but this made me laugh. It's so random I guess.
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
September 17 2008 20:17 GMT
#118
On September 16 2008 14:15 Djabanete wrote:

Dance like it hurts, love when you need the money, and work when nobody's watching.


i laughed. excellent
Resistance ain't futile
qaswedfr25
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States212 Posts
September 17 2008 20:20 GMT
#119
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-17 20:24:34
September 17 2008 20:21 GMT
#120
hmmm

no one is going to look at their yearbook 10 years down the road and look at your quote and be like "wow, that's a good quote".

Leave a quote of something you regularly say or some trademark expression - when they see your picture and read your quote, they will remember you/who you were; much better than glazing over some wise quote. This one chick at my school always said 'Rad rad rad' and put it as her quote. It was super annoying in highschool, but maybe in another 5 years it won't still make me want to stab myself in the eye? lol

that being said, if you're going to go with a quote, there are tons of good ones in here.

Make as few assumptions as possible, trimming away all unnessecary ones - Occams Razor
Happiness only real when shared.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 17 2008 20:54 GMT
#121
"Fck my life" - Dan Schreiber
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
September 17 2008 20:56 GMT
#122
My hero was Stalin AKA Soviet Steel!. I wonder what they ended up doing, I was in the yearbook even though I dropped out.

Why does that sound so appropriate? Bwahhahaha.

I don't like all the serious quotes of pseudo deep minded individuals in the yearbook... Cause then I look at their name and picture and go "Wait... aren't you a huge ditz? You don't live by that quote at all!"

Funny quotes are the best (y) I think I had a friend who's quote was just him ranting about fighter planes and Nazi bastards. My school was retarded though, I don't think I even got my picture in the yearbook despite the fact that I graduated... If I may quote King of the Hill:

CONNIE: Maybe sports wasn't such a good idea. Maybe I should do yearbook instead, or chess club.
PEGGY: Connie, don't you say that. Yearbook is a shameful, squalid waste of time.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
hasuprotoss
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States4612 Posts
September 17 2008 21:08 GMT
#123
"If I went around claiming I was king because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

"It's not a matter of where he grips it, it's a matter of weight ratios! A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut. Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow must flap its wings 43 times a second. Am I right?"

Of course since it's school related: "HELP! HELP! COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM! I'M BEING REPRESSED!"

Or any quote from that movie... (If you don't know what movie it is, you live a sad, sad life).
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?viewdays=0&show_part=5 <--- Articles Section on TL
nood
Profile Joined September 2003
Zaire8 Posts
September 17 2008 21:44 GMT
#124
“go to work, send your kids to school
follow fashion, act normal
walk on the pavements, watch T.V.
save for your old age, obey the law
Repeat after me: I am free”

source :
link
nice to be important but not important to be nice
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
September 17 2008 22:04 GMT
#125
On September 18 2008 06:08 hasuprotoss wrote:
"If I went around claiming I was king because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

"It's not a matter of where he grips it, it's a matter of weight ratios! A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut. Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow must flap its wings 43 times a second. Am I right?"

Of course since it's school related: "HELP! HELP! COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM! I'M BEING REPRESSED!"

Or any quote from that movie... (If you don't know what movie it is, you live a sad, sad life).


GOOOOOOONE, nice woody word, GOOOOOOONE.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
September 17 2008 22:05 GMT
#126
On September 17 2008 15:32 Crisis_ wrote:
"I don't have time for this shit"

i second this
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
September 17 2008 22:19 GMT
#127
"Go balls deep"
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
September 17 2008 22:22 GMT
#128
i tried so hard to get my class to agree to have "go balls deep" as our class motto

i fucking hate girls
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
September 17 2008 22:24 GMT
#129
it totally would have passed through everything too and how fucking awesome would it have been to have that quote all over everything

instead we had "I will not follow the beaten path. Instead I will make a new path" or something equally as retarded as that
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
Terranator
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada286 Posts
September 17 2008 22:39 GMT
#130
"Here's to living single, seeing double, threesomes, fourplay, five of a kind, six packs, seven days a week"
tyr0
Profile Joined September 2008
United States125 Posts
September 18 2008 01:42 GMT
#131
On September 17 2008 16:14 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2008 14:46 Tibs wrote:
"Success, is pouring yourself into something."


i'm gonna invent a coffee maker that pours itself into a cup

it will be the most successful coffee maker ever

I would so buy that thing.
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
September 18 2008 01:51 GMT
#132
On September 18 2008 07:19 CrownRoyal wrote:
"Go balls deep"


On September 18 2008 07:22 CrownRoyal wrote:
i tried so hard to get my class to agree to have "go balls deep" as our class motto

i fucking hate girls


On September 18 2008 07:24 CrownRoyal wrote:
it totally would have passed through everything too and how fucking awesome would it have been to have that quote all over everything

instead we had "I will not follow the beaten path. Instead I will make a new path" or something equally as retarded as that


theres a difference of 5 seconds in your three posts... you couldn't wait 5 whole seconds to put your posts as one?

And don't go with philosophical crap, go something funny that you can read to and a laugh at.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
September 18 2008 01:53 GMT
#133
On September 18 2008 10:51 randombum wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2008 07:19 CrownRoyal wrote:
"Go balls deep"


Show nested quote +
On September 18 2008 07:22 CrownRoyal wrote:
i tried so hard to get my class to agree to have "go balls deep" as our class motto

i fucking hate girls


Show nested quote +
On September 18 2008 07:24 CrownRoyal wrote:
it totally would have passed through everything too and how fucking awesome would it have been to have that quote all over everything

instead we had "I will not follow the beaten path. Instead I will make a new path" or something equally as retarded as that


theres a difference of 5 seconds in your three posts... you couldn't wait 5 whole seconds to put your posts as one?

And don't go with philosophical crap, go something funny that you can read to and a laugh at.


300*
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
September 18 2008 02:02 GMT
#134
hey man i post on liquidpoker and learned how to post from vital[myth] im sorry
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
September 18 2008 02:02 GMT
#135
but not really
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
September 18 2008 02:02 GMT
#136
gfy
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
A Cup of Zerg
Profile Joined March 2008
United States40 Posts
September 18 2008 02:08 GMT
#137
“Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” - J.D. Salinger
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
September 18 2008 02:11 GMT
#138
"Together, but separate. Like oatmeal" - My cousin
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Whyzguy
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada263 Posts
September 18 2008 02:14 GMT
#139
"It's better to get pissed off than to get pissed on."
"He who throws dirt, is losing ground." - Fortune Cookie [May 2011]
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
September 18 2008 02:21 GMT
#140
you wanna piece of me boy?

need a light?

GARBLEGARGGARGF!

but serious...

"MY LIFE FOR AIUR!"
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 04:13:38
September 18 2008 04:13 GMT
#141
i'd probably go with power overwhelming if we're doing sc quotes
or "The light that blinds"
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 18 2008 05:03 GMT
#142
He clearly said no to SC quotes ): How unfortunate.
Peace~
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 05:11:11
September 18 2008 05:10 GMT
#143
Picking a quote really depends on how you want people to remember your last words.

Do you want to be religious?
Do you want to be witty?
Do you want to be funny?
Do you want to be geeky?
...sound more intelligent than you are?
...sound more stupid/immature than you are?
mention something about your passions?

or you can be true to yourself and pick something that you lived your life by.

EDIT: OMG this was post 5000. What a waste.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 05:24:00
September 18 2008 05:22 GMT
#144
On September 16 2008 18:57 blind3x3 wrote:
"Love is the existence of 2 souls in a single body" - Aristotle



Shouldn't it be love is the existence of two bodies in a single soul?

On September 18 2008 05:13 ShAsTa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2008 04:59 Tacticas wrote:
there are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

I don't know why but this made me laugh. It's so random I guess.



It's from snakes on a plane, a movie. if thats what you meant by random
anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
September 18 2008 05:43 GMT
#145
here is what I putted on mine
"GG no re noobs" SlayersBoxeR o(o")
Sky
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Jordan812 Posts
September 18 2008 06:35 GMT
#146
"Dear god, they stuck me in this tiny picture!"
...jumping into cold water whenever I get the chance.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8836 Posts
September 18 2008 17:22 GMT
#147
"No moe dick in yo pussy just stick wit yo throat
You ain't gonna get no chile suh-poat"


Lil' Jon
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
September 18 2008 17:54 GMT
#148
"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Winston Churchill

"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow."
Billy Connolly


"Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money."
Gary Bolding
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
September 18 2008 17:58 GMT
#149
penis.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
September 19 2008 04:04 GMT
#150
"Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls."
Randy
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
zXk3
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Mexico1178 Posts
September 19 2008 05:13 GMT
#151
anything from groucho marx =D

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

Now, there's a man with an open mind. You can feel the breeze from here.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.


almost anything..
GraphicsNo soy dominante, solo tengo mejores ideas...| Sorry Oshi, 4-1 shows that im better than you =D i wont do any more mistakes now
mister.bubbles
Profile Joined September 2008
Canada171 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-19 05:24:01
September 19 2008 05:22 GMT
#152
"I don't need to pay taxes, I'm from the future!"
-Futureman

It's a real quote by a real guy trying to get out of a tax fraud charge in court. It's the one I used.

"All your base are belong to us." is always a classic too.
http://808seppuku.bandcamp.com/ <---Quick! Go here!
Element)LoGiC
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada1143 Posts
September 19 2008 05:54 GMT
#153
""
Elgar
Profile Joined May 2007
United States231 Posts
September 19 2008 06:56 GMT
#154
"Plagueaaaaaaaaaaaa" should work. If not....

"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the opposite direction." -George Carlin
Pain, fear leaving the body. Pride, what your team is made of.
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
September 19 2008 07:00 GMT
#155
On September 16 2008 11:58 Elgar wrote:
"So what I'm saying is that although I've won all the major leagues it will eventually become a forgotten past. The only choice is to keep moving forward, instead of dwelling on how well you did in the past."
iloveoov quotes are class <3
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
kransekake
Profile Joined December 2007
Norway24 Posts
September 19 2008 10:45 GMT
#156
"You should try everything in life once, except incest and folkdance"
I was in Beijing once, and holy shit do they have a big Chinatown!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 20 2008 16:08 GMT
#157
"Inside my heart is breaking, my make up may be flaking, but my smile still stays on."

"Whatever happens, I'll leave it all to chance; another heartache, another failed romance."

QUEEN
Peace~
NaejeOn-X17
Profile Joined September 2008
13 Posts
September 20 2008 16:27 GMT
#158
Heres a realy good quotes

"I dont just use my zealots for sex i use my sieged tank"

"Im so gosu its against the law"

"Hey baby momma....you looking at my spawning pool ?"

DekkuM
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States149 Posts
September 20 2008 16:34 GMT
#159
My senior quote was SUPPOSED to read:

"Acts of men are better than acts of God." --Misato Katsuragi

They typo'd it and left the n out of men, so everyone thought I was being arrogant. *sigh*

I wanted to put "'Miracles aren't something that just happen--people make them happen' --Misato Katsuragi" but it was too long.
MUD: staticchaos.mudhosting.net:1982
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
September 20 2008 17:49 GMT
#160
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'- Homer Simpson
Yes.
joewest
Profile Joined December 2007
United States167 Posts
September 20 2008 19:03 GMT
#161
"Sex on the tv isn't dangerous unless you fall off"

I guess that goes under inappropriate though. I'm just trying to live vIicariously through you though since I missed my chance with my own yearbook.
HnR)hT
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3468 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-20 20:03:54
September 20 2008 19:56 GMT
#162
A sacred delightful deceit,
A soul's magical had gleamed...
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-20 21:02:09
September 20 2008 20:58 GMT
#163
"Life has no meaning a priori … It is up to you to give it a meaning, and value is nothing but the meaning that you choose."

"Hell is other people"




Jean-Paul Sartre

EDIT: Lots of philosophical quotes are awesome. If you don't like Sartre, Nietzsche has tons of good ones as well.
Trying is the first step towards failure, and hope is the first step towards disappointment!
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
September 20 2008 20:59 GMT
#164
"I like anything that connects me to noobs and allows me to own them, ya know?"

Jeremy "teh_ownerer"
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
September 20 2008 21:06 GMT
#165
"Don't beg, earn it and you shall receive it."
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
September 20 2008 21:13 GMT
#166
One of my favourites, might be slightly off in translation
Everything should be simplified as far as possible.
Though not any further.
-Einstein.
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
September 20 2008 22:53 GMT
#167
pretty good quotes here btw... (some)

i'd use something funny rather than inspirational.
Teamliquidian townie
FaCE_1
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada6172 Posts
September 20 2008 23:25 GMT
#168
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!

Homer Simpson :D
n_n
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 21 2008 08:21 GMT
#169
"I fly like paper get high like planes."


Lol.
Peace~
relaxxl
Profile Joined June 2007
Japan78 Posts
September 21 2008 13:56 GMT
#170
^Barf^
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
September 21 2008 15:04 GMT
#171
"EE HAN TIMING!"
Brood War loyalist
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
September 21 2008 16:28 GMT
#172
On September 21 2008 06:13 KlaCkoN wrote:
One of my favourites, might be slightly off in translation
Everything should be simplified as far as possible.
Though not any further.
-Einstein.


i think it goes..

make things as simple as possible
not simpler
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
xxsaznpride
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States506 Posts
September 21 2008 16:36 GMT
#173
"School's finally over... let's go home, load up that bong, and watch POKEMON!!!"


inappropriate, but nonetheless perfect for your situation
“Life is too short to embrace a woman I don’t love. I also think a woman’s life is too short to be embraced by a man she doesn’t love.” | CSGO: Cure Moonlight
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
September 22 2008 01:40 GMT
#174
"I want to be the very best... like no one ever was."
I know where my towel is.
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
September 22 2008 02:36 GMT
#175
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life."

-John Hodge, Trainspotting

Could be too long for your yearbook though.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
September 22 2008 02:52 GMT
#176
"How can she slap?"
Sawajiri
Profile Joined June 2007
Austria417 Posts
September 22 2008 02:53 GMT
#177
"Gee honey, I was trying to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me!" - Carlin
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
September 22 2008 03:09 GMT
#178
On September 16 2008 19:33 Pholon wrote:
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"



10/10
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
goldenkrnboi
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3104 Posts
September 22 2008 04:09 GMT
#179
On September 16 2008 19:33 Pholon wrote:
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you'll be warm for the rest of your afterlife"



fixed
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
September 22 2008 04:49 GMT
#180
"Always look for toilet paper BEFORE you sit down."
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
September 23 2008 02:52 GMT
#181
"Don't drink water. Fish fuck in it."
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
tyr0
Profile Joined September 2008
United States125 Posts
September 23 2008 04:28 GMT
#182
On September 23 2008 11:52 Sean.G wrote:
"Don't drink water. Fish fuck in it."

you just ruined water for me.
ZOMGWTFBBQz
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1 Post
September 23 2008 07:07 GMT
#183
"Who told you that I wanted to be happy, Severo? That's the last adjective I would use to define the future I aspire to. I want an interesting life, adventurous, different, passionate--in short, almost anything other than happy." -Nivea to Severo in Isabel Allende's Portrait in Sepia, 101
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
September 23 2008 07:14 GMT
#184
Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money.
Karma is a bitch
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
September 23 2008 07:36 GMT
#185
"If the river runs red, take the dirt road."

Someone actually got that into the yearbook.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
September 23 2008 09:47 GMT
#186
To take off my pants and jacket.

kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
September 23 2008 10:00 GMT
#187
I put on my robe and wizards hat.

Im personally going to go with:

In a revolution one wins or dies, if it is a real one
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 23 2008 13:35 GMT
#188
On September 23 2008 16:36 Last Romantic wrote:
"If the river runs red, take the dirt road."

Someone actually got that into the yearbook.


haha, I was just thinking, "What's so wrong about tha-- ohhhhhhhhhh!"

You'd think they would have caught that.
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
September 25 2008 06:34 GMT
#189
"SCV ROUSH! SCV ROUSH!!!!!!" =O =O =O
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
September 25 2008 06:42 GMT
#190
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
goldenkrnboi
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3104 Posts
September 28 2008 17:23 GMT
#191
THE NAKED MAN FEARS NO PICKPOCKET
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
September 28 2008 18:07 GMT
#192
"Life is far too important to take seriously"-- Oscar Wilde
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-28 18:18:02
September 28 2008 18:15 GMT
#193
"I STOOD FOR U"

Alternatively, anything by Ragnar Birko.

EDIT:
On September 19 2008 02:22 Flaccid wrote:
"No moe dick in yo pussy just stick wit yo throat
You ain't gonna get no chile suh-poat"


Lil' Jon


Or that. Actually, yeah, go with that.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
September 28 2008 18:18 GMT
#194
"WHO IS THE CROTCHMASTER?"

Instant win.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
October 06 2008 23:49 GMT
#195
Albert Camus:
All men have a sweetness in their life. That is what helps them go on. It is towards that they turn when they feel too worn out.
If its a inappropriate bump, sorry
I just wanted to get more quotes out of this....
(Looking towards more life, love, relationship quotes )
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
October 07 2008 00:20 GMT
#196
Nothing turns me on more than fast nexus.
Oh no
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
October 07 2008 00:24 GMT
#197
"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space." -Tyler Durden, Fight Club

Was a very tough choice for me between like 13 I picked.
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
Spider-Man
Profile Joined September 2008
United States5 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-07 00:47:24
October 07 2008 00:43 GMT
#198
“I am the eagle, I live in high country, in rocky cathedrals that reach to the sky;
I am the hawk and there's blood on my feathers, but time is still turning they soon will be dry;
All those who see me, and all who believe in me, share in the freedom I feel when I fly.”

John Denver

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
Donnie Darko
Country Road
TS-Rupbar
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Sweden1089 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-07 00:52:56
October 07 2008 00:52 GMT
#199
"MY SCROTUM ALWAYS SMELLS AS FRESH AS MY JAMS" - FakeSteve
Dromar
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States2145 Posts
October 07 2008 01:09 GMT
#200
"A part of me is growing."

I don't know if this joke was in your time, and it was pretty lame back then, but I think it would have a good surprise factor now.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
October 07 2008 02:54 GMT
#201
On September 23 2008 16:36 Last Romantic wrote:
"If the river runs red, take the dirt road."

Someone actually got that into the yearbook.

Oh god I spent half a minute thinking about why that was inappropriate as a yearbook quote, then it clicked and LOOOOL
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-07 03:01:52
October 07 2008 03:00 GMT
#202
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
-Some guy in the medieval times (probably), obviously a reference to boxer sucking in Intel-Classic S2
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
October 07 2008 03:02 GMT
#203
"Thank you to my family. Thank you to my friends. Goodbye to everyone, I love you all!"
Brood War loyalist
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