The confessions Thread Part 2

On April 25 2007 18:19 SonuvBob wrote:
I'm not really from Aiur.

On April 25 2007 18:29 Headlines wrote:
I have to finish the reviews of three chapters in biology before tomorrow, but i'm online playing starcraft.

On April 25 2007 18:32 mAKiTO wrote:
Im fucking a girl that has a boyfriend..and im probably gonna get my ass kick for it

On April 25 2007 18:34 bdams19 wrote:
I am fairly shy when trying to pick up girls (without alcohol) and often find myself thinking that they will view me differently if they find out I have money.

On April 25 2007 18:31 istealhotelsoap wrote:
when nobody's watching i like to practice skipping stairs on the way down because i find it difficult. i almost fell one time. it's so much easier climbing two stairs then skipping one while going down =X

On April 25 2007 18:53 orionClan wrote:
ive done cocaine to bring me from coming down after bad micro, just simply say its the phone and pause, then snort. then happy go get em!

On April 25 2007 18:35 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Same thing as bdams19 said, except replace alcohol with chlorophorm, and money with herpes.

On April 25 2007 18:32 mAKiTO wrote:
Im fucking a girl that has a boyfriend..and im probably gonna get my ass kick for it

On April 25 2007 19:24 ZaplinG wrote:
Im writing a story for my fiction writing class about a farmer chasing a rabbit told by a turnip who cant finish the story because he gets picked halfway through

On April 25 2007 19:29 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


If you really are writting that story plz upload, I would love to read it!

On April 25 2007 19:30 evanthebouncy~ wrote:
I have a physics exam tomorrow and 56 questions to go and I don't know how to address 80% of them yet.
T_T
CMON EVAN!
And i'm wasteing time on TL! :<

GOd should smite me

On April 25 2007 19:42 rpf wrote:
I'm insecure.

On April 25 2007 19:51 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


Do what I do in Chemistry write down random equations and random numbers and get enough partial credit for each question to pass the exam. This has worked so many times for me! I cannot recite to you one thing that I have learned in that class and I have a solid 3.0 in their. !

On April 25 2007 19:46 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
I really want to make a help with a girl thread but with my low post count i'm afraid i'll get flamed TT_TT

On April 25 2007 19:52 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


haha, those are really popular. I don't think you'll get banned if you show pics.

On April 25 2007 19:54 fusionsdf wrote:


If you show pics of the girl.

On April 25 2007 19:55 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


Right! ... the girl. >.>

On April 25 2007 20:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
I like to play when walking in the street "not stepping on the lines" that are on the ground. Sometimes i dont realize and start walking evry weird to "win". Until i do notice it and start walking normal again :#

On April 25 2007 20:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
I like to play when walking in the street "not stepping on the lines" that are on the ground. Sometimes i dont realize and start walking evry weird to "win". Until i do notice it and start walking normal again :#

On April 25 2007 20:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
I like to play when walking in the street "not stepping on the lines" that are on the ground.

On April 25 2007 20:22 MYM.Testie wrote:
I used to do a lot of those with that stepping on the lines game. Sometimes on, sometimes off, sometimes revised.
I.e. I imagine X's in the middle going from one corner to the other, and I can only step where the X or lines do not touch. And some other variations. But that's the easiest to explain. ;p

Haven't done that in a while. ;o

On April 25 2007 20:28 Seraphim wrote:



tuffen up, be a man! driving's not hard I was scared too at first.

EVERYTHING takes practice to be good at. Nothing will ever come to you. That's what I discovered a few years ago. I was in your situation during that time. Just think: if you try hard and work hard, you can accomplish many things


I haven't, but I sure hope to someday

On April 25 2007 20:28 SonuvBob wrote:
I don't like big butts.

And I can lie.

On April 25 2007 20:28 SonuvBob wrote:
I don't like big butts.

And I can lie.

On April 25 2007 21:24 Coagulation wrote:
i CAN beleive its not butter.

On April 25 2007 21:58 kimseongchan wrote:
- the 3rd day I got my car I reversed into my garage ( first time learning stick, I was self-teaching myself, I under estimated reverse gear) I broke my right tail light, and crushed in my bumper

- around a week later I went too fast on a turn and almost slid right into a statue thing by a church

- this tuesday I was driving into a curve, went too fast (and I've been in a "drifting mood" these days) and started sliding. I almost spun out, swerving to the left and right 3-4 times before I finally regained control, scared the shit out of my friend. That night on the way home I was being stupid, and on the phone. I needed to turn around, so went into a parking lot but couldn't make the turn all the way. I was in a hurry so I reversed as fast as I could, and it was dark so I couldn't see shit... I backed into a tree.

- yesterday I underestimated the slickness of roads when it rains, I was giving my friend a ride and suddenly he said "LEFT HERE!! *pointing* " I slow down from 40 to around 20mph braking hard while turning, but it was still too fast and I lost traction, I could've made it if the road was a bit wider but... I ended up in a ditch. The front bumped snapped off, and I was stuck for a a minute or two, but luckily I was able to reverse out of the ditch, and since the bumper was held together by plastic clips I was able to snap them back on, no damage noticeable

- currently it's been a month since I've gotten my car, and I'm not even thinking about fixing the damage on my rear bumper and broken tail light until it's been at least 3-4 monthes because even though I got pretty lucky so far, I have a feeling this isn't the end of my close calls

On April 25 2007 22:22 mAKiTO wrote:


rofl, dude i remember when i first started driving stick i almost crashed so many times

On April 25 2007 19:19 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I want to have anal sex with a woman someday.

On April 25 2007 20:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
I like to play when walking in the street "not stepping on the lines" that are on the ground. Sometimes i dont realize and start walking evry weird to "win". Until i do notice it and start walking normal again :#

On April 25 2007 22:58 Dustin wrote:
I haven't showered in over 4 days...and I dont plan to anytime soon.

On April 25 2007 22:56 rpf wrote:
I'm weird. I'm introverted, I keep to myself, and I'm lazy. I probably have some kind of anxiety disorder because I worry about everything. I've gained weight over the last semester and so I hope to get rid of it soon so I can get some fucking self-esteem back.

On April 25 2007 23:10 Bill307 wrote:

In elementary school and in the first year or two of high school, it was standard for me to shower once a week (at most).

Nowadays, on average I shower once every 3 to 4 days, and sometimes I have gone for a whole week without showering (this includes washing my hair, by the way). My primary motivation for showering is if I am going to be meeting a girl later that day and haven't showered in 2-3 days. So if I don't see any girls for a while then I tend to just let myself go =P.

On April 25 2007 23:20 Dustin wrote:



Does anyone here ever scratch n' sniff their balls? It's the greatest!

On April 25 2007 23:10 Bill307 wrote:

In elementary school and in the first year or two of high school, it was standard for me to shower once a week (at most).

Nowadays, on average I shower once every 3 to 4 days, and sometimes I have gone for a whole week without showering (this includes washing my hair, by the way). My primary motivation for showering is if I am going to be meeting a girl later that day and haven't showered in 2-3 days. So if I don't see any girls for a while then I tend to just let myself go =P.

On April 25 2007 23:13 Bill307 wrote:

rpf, I think you need to stop reading topic and go read something more uplifting and entertaining. Like that Counter to All the Depressing Topics topic.

..... Wait nevermind, it looks like you've already taken care of that.

On April 25 2007 23:23 Bill307 wrote:

What the FUCK?!



Get out of my head!

On April 25 2007 23:27 azndsh wrote:
I'm socially inept and have been single my entire life. I always come up with excuses like I'm too lazy to care or too busy for girls.

Oh, and I cry during sappy and sometimes during not-so-sappy movies
The Notebook -_-

On April 25 2007 23:02 Bill307 wrote:

I like to play "dodge the cannonballs" as I walk through parking lots. The painted lines resemble cannons and they shoot out cannonballs, and my objective is to step over any areas that are in the path of a cannon. I imagine if you were to watch me coming, I would periodically look to the sides to see where the lines are, then step funny to avoid stepping in the paths of those lines.

If the parking lot is empty, then I usually try to avoid stepping on the actual cannons (lines) too. But if faced with the dilemna of stepping in the path of a cannonball or on a cannon itself, I instinctively choose the latter.

On April 25 2007 22:58 Dustin wrote:


When was the last time you even saw your penis?




I haven't showered in over 4 days...and I dont plan to anytime soon.

On April 25 2007 23:11 Kennigit wrote:
In "RL" im the complete anti-nerd. Infact almost none of my friends know of my teamliquid existence. I play varsity soccer, party/club way too much, im popular with almost everyone i meet and the feeling is mutual. I dont want to sound like an arrogant asshole no matter how that came out - thats just who i am in real life :p . Oh and i tried my very best to hide my arrogance online because i get offended very easily and people are more prone to it on the internet when they cant see you .

I think Rek said it best - "i'm good at life".

On April 26 2007 00:33 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
I saw this girl in a coffee shop the other day and she was like the hottest person i ever seen!!
I find out that my roommate's friend is like best friends with her.
So I'm officially canceling the debt he owes me from losing bet on starcraft... Which is around $160 in order to get closer to get girl... I want to make a thread, but again...
low post count + "help girl problem" = massive flame

p.s - I actually have few pics of her XD

On April 26 2007 00:49 intrigue wrote:
how old are you?

On April 26 2007 01:11 Lycaeus wrote:


21

On April 26 2007 01:11 Lycaeus wrote:


21

On April 25 2007 19:19 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I want to have anal sex with a woman someday.

On April 26 2007 00:46 Lycaeus wrote:
Im starting to feel extremely attracted to 16 + year olds... not the ones who look like their kids. But the mature looking ones, that are just nicely built.

Just the other day i was hitting on my cousin's friend who was an acquaintance from school, then i found out she was 16 and surprisingly i didnt care.

On April 25 2007 23:47 Kau wrote:
How could you fall asleep!? That movie was so boring.

On April 25 2007 18:31 istealhotelsoap wrote:
when nobody's watching i like to practice skipping stairs on the way down because i find it difficult. i almost fell one time. it's so much easier climbing two stairs then skipping one while going down =X

On April 25 2007 18:31 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I'm logged on to this site like 50% of my day because I'm stuck at work doing nothing.

On April 26 2007 04:20 Navane wrote:



and i had sex with the ugliest girl i'v ever seen irl, just a few days back. She was too easy, couldn't resist

On April 25 2007 20:15 PTC-Hurricane wrote:

You mean I'm not the only one?

I do this all the time. Everywhere. It pisses me off because I know I look retarded but I can't stop.

On April 26 2007 06:01 nitram wrote:

me two, but when i do step on a line, i have to step on a line with my other foot too, so its even between feet. Same goes for stepping in shade...

On April 26 2007 06:01 nitram wrote:

me two, but when i do step on a line, i have to step on a line with my other foot too, so its even between feet. Same goes for stepping in shade...

On April 26 2007 06:31 StimD wrote:
some jerkoff on abyss kindly asked if I could give him vision so I did and it turns out the game doesn't count then.

On April 25 2007 18:35 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Same thing as bdams19 said, except replace alcohol with chlorophorm, and money with herpes.

On April 26 2007 08:38 Purind wrote:
I once read an entire Moltke post (like, one of those page long ones)

On April 26 2007 00:17 mAKiTO wrote:
Bill wtf why wont u shower? is just like having self esteem? like being clean? at least do it once a day lol

On April 25 2007 18:34 CharlieMurphy wrote:


They will.

On April 26 2007 09:58 ManaBlue wrote:


Truth.

On April 26 2007 10:37 Bill307 wrote:
Hahahaha. You could make a comment about it on the super secret sexy porn admin forum and "accidentally" forget that I have access there too

On April 26 2007 10:37 Bill307 wrote:
Hahahaha. You could make a comment about it on the super secret sexy porn admin forum and "accidentally" forget that I have access there too .

Actually, I am curious about how I smell to others after a few days with no shower. I've noticed that many people have a smell to them, but usually it's not offensive or bothersome. Sometimes it's their shampoo or fabric softener or something obviously scented, other times it's just... them? Anyway, it's rare that I'm around someone who smells bad. Maybe it's because I'm rarely around people who exercise a lot? God, I remember once in class I sat down beside my friend and the other guy next to me, he was a big muscular white guy and he smelled awful, like he had just been to the gym and never showered. As usual, I made no attempt to hide this fact, as I moved up against the other side of my chair as far as I could go, gasping for clean air. I don't know if he took the hint because obviously I was never going to risk sitting next to him again.

During my exams a couple of weeks ago, there was a period where I'd gone for about 5-7 days without a shower, and (stll without a shower) ended up meeting this girl to study for an exam together. I guess that says something about how interested I was in her. Anyway, I don't think she noticed and generally we had a fun and productive time together. Although, she did stress the fact that she had to shower between today and tomorrow otherwise she'd feel gross. Maybe it was a hint?

On April 26 2007 10:42 Vin{MBL} wrote:
yes, i think it was
but bill what's so bad about showering once/twice a day?
whats the hard part about it? :S

On April 26 2007 10:51 Bill307 wrote:

What's so bad about not showering once a day? I honestly don't think it makes a difference if I go one or even two days without a shower .

Our skin was never meant to be cleaned with soap anyway, so with the exception of girls who use exotic plant oils and stuff all over their body, my skin is probably in better condition than most other people!

On April 26 2007 10:51 Bill307 wrote:

What's so bad about not showering once a day? I honestly don't think it makes a difference if I go one or even two days without a shower .

Edit: The only reason I would shower more frequently than that is if I am going to see a girl and I feel insecure about how she feels about me.

Our skin was never meant to be cleaned with soap anyway, so with the exception of girls who use exotic plant oils and stuff all over their body, my skin is probably in better condition than most other people!

On April 26 2007 08:49 gulii wrote:
I like wc3.

On April 25 2007 18:21 EscPlan9 wrote:
It's been nearly 3 months since I've played SC.

and

I'm queer but have never dated a guy yet.

On April 26 2007 10:51 Bill307 wrote:

What's so bad about not showering once a day? I honestly don't think it makes a difference if I go one or even two days without a shower .

Edit: The only reason I would shower more frequently than that is if I am going to see a girl and I feel insecure about how she feels about me.

Our skin was never meant to be cleaned with soap anyway, so with the exception of girls who use exotic plant oils and stuff all over their body, my skin is probably in better condition than most other people!

On April 26 2007 11:24 Vin{MBL} wrote:



well i live in a tropical climate so we sweat more... that;'s probably it huh?

On April 26 2007 11:39 Vin{MBL} wrote:
i always wonder why so much of tl.net does drugs...
like wtf??!!
why do so much of you smoke weed etc;?

On April 26 2007 11:39 Vin{MBL} wrote:
i always wonder why so much of tl.net does drugs...
like wtf??!!
why do so much of you smoke weed etc;?

On April 26 2007 11:24 Vin{MBL} wrote:



well i live in a tropical climate so we sweat more... that;'s probably it huh?

On April 26 2007 18:53 CapO wrote:
im pretty sure i failed on my physics test today. i blame it all on tl.net

On April 26 2007 19:57 NastyMarine wrote:
i felt like a little school girl when i interviewed oov at wcg italy.

On April 26 2007 14:54 Purind wrote:
Mana has to shower so much cuz he sweats so much after writing art OSL reports.

On April 26 2007 11:05 bine wrote:


Welcome to the club

On April 26 2007 20:08 kyari_ wrote:


this relates to my confession >_>

me, a guy, have just started dating this boy and we've already had anal and we do stuff a lot. <____<. but none of our parents know we're going out and none of them know that im gay. and only his mom knows that he's gay. and my parents dont know he exists.

and he's only 16 and i'm 20 >______>

bine pm me X_X

edit: and im the taker <_<

On April 26 2007 20:34 HonestTea wrote:
and... and... I'm not a tea!

On April 26 2007 20:34 HonestTea wrote:
This is kinda obvious, but I'm actually not that honest.

and... and... I'm not a tea!

On April 26 2007 18:49 defenestrate wrote:
In the single-player campaign, I've been stuck on the prelast zerg level for a long time. Original Starcraft, not BW.

On April 26 2007 20:48 Equinox_kr wrote:


What level? What's prelast -_-

On April 27 2007 08:25 rest_less wrote:
i am not interested in girls (yet, though i am 17)
... nor in anything other, naturally

On April 27 2007 12:20 rpf wrote:
Porn rarely excites me.

On April 26 2007 20:34 HonestTea wrote:
and... and... I'm not a tea!

On April 27 2007 12:27 mistapooh wrote:


Me too lately, shame =/.

On April 27 2007 12:57 rpf wrote:
Well, it's that I know it isn't real. The girl isn't enjoying it, the guy probably doesn't anymore either. All those groans and moans are fake, and I'd never have sex with a girl like that. Just the idea of having sex with a girl I mutually care for excites me more than some blonde airhead with implants getting railed.

On April 27 2007 12:26 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


Same don't feel left out. Me 19 btw.

On April 27 2007 12:26 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


Same don't feel left out. Me 19 btw.

On April 27 2007 18:04 rpf wrote:
The other day Dknight walked by me in the hallway when I was on my way to my class, and he smacked me on the arm in a friendly manner.

It hurt.

On April 27 2007 17:18 Bill307 wrote:

I have at least one friend who's 20+ who doesn't find anyone sexually attractive (at least not yet). Is that what you mean?

Think of it as a blessing: as long as you don't feel attracted to them, you will never have to worry about becoming a slave to a girl . And you will never fall into depression over a girl. And you will never waste money on a girl. And without porn or dates, you'll have more time to focus on school or work or progamer training or whatever you want. Come to think of it, you're probably much better off than the rest of us!

On April 27 2007 18:13 Hot_Bid wrote:
i wrote a shitty program in 10 minutes and lied that it was amazing and had all these features that everyone wanted. i then cheated, lied, and manipulated everyone by building an elaborate web of lies using smoke, mirrors, and eye-covering wool until it all came tumbling down like a house of cards. i then proceeded move to thailand, where i currently am employed as a renegade street fighter. my special moves are knee, uppercut, and saying my own name repeatedly.

On April 27 2007 18:08 Metal[x] wrote:


stop playing sc, and start pumping some iron yo!

On April 27 2007 18:52 Lemonwalrus wrote:
My APM is 50-60, unless I spam, which I don't. And that's the sad truth.

On April 27 2007 18:48 XCetron wrote:
I like this one girl who plays sc with me and Ive known her for at least 3 years now. We get along fine and everything and have bunch of stuff in common. Most people can tell I like her and even her brother, but Idk why I havent told her yet, though I'm fairly certain she knows.
She only has 40 APM tho >_>

And I also play that jumping over the crack thing, except when on car I do it mentally and sometimes I just cant stop, and I subtitude cracks with cars and other objects like buildings or lamppost.

On April 27 2007 18:58 intelinside wrote:

tell her~~~~~~ how you feel~~~~~~~~ gogogoggogoggo gg

On April 27 2007 19:10 Vin{MBL} wrote:


lol ya you should

i like this chick too but she likes some other guy XD
ya i got leik pwnt!