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infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
March 06 2007 04:58 GMT
#61
hahaha this made my day =D
Official Entusman #21
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27177 Posts
March 06 2007 05:31 GMT
#62
Ive read it a hundred times and laugh every time.
ModeratorGodfather
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
March 06 2007 05:34 GMT
#63
On March 06 2007 12:41 poilord wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2007 08:19 Hot_Bid wrote:
Ally Chat KTF:
Yellow: they are massing in the midd--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: go go counter at 6 o'clo--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: help they comi--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: he--
Reach: REACH!
Yellow: i--
Reach: REACH!

Ally Chat SKT1:
Boxer: interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terran's variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes
Iloveoov: oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win.
Boxer: please time your build order to coincide with mine.
Iloveoov: macro?


:D hilarious!


ahhahah wtf could someone explain this joke to me?
Only communists disconnect.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
March 06 2007 05:34 GMT
#64
hahaha thats so awesome

awesome post
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
March 06 2007 05:38 GMT
#65
On March 06 2007 14:34 j0ehoe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2007 12:41 poilord wrote:
On March 06 2007 08:19 Hot_Bid wrote:
Ally Chat KTF:
Yellow: they are massing in the midd--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: go go counter at 6 o'clo--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: help they comi--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: he--
Reach: REACH!
Yellow: i--
Reach: REACH!

Ally Chat SKT1:
Boxer: interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terran's variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes
Iloveoov: oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win.
Boxer: please time your build order to coincide with mine.
Iloveoov: macro?


:D hilarious!


ahhahah wtf could someone explain this joke to me?

Reach is a manly man and is expressing his manliness by roaring his name, oov is a simpleton compared to boxer (demonstrated by his fixation with the banana (oov is also called the gorilla/ape for his size))
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
March 06 2007 05:40 GMT
#66
lol!
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
March 06 2007 06:27 GMT
#67
rofl,

Iloveoov: oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win.

-my favorite line. i lol
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8919 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-06 08:30:24
March 06 2007 08:29 GMT
#68
On March 06 2007 08:19 Hot_Bid wrote:
2. The Moral Advantage

During arguments there exists a morality quotient (MQ) for each participant. The higher your MQ is relative to your victim the stronger attacks he or she will accept without resorting to violence. This invisible line is called the violence threshold (VT). If crossed, the situation is no longer an argument--it is a fight. Therefore, at all times it is optimal to maintain or increase your own MQ while decreasing (or containing) your victim's. This can be accomplished by following two simple rules:

(a) Turn everything into a personal attack.
(b) Take as much offense as possible.


Awesome

Awesome

Awesome

Awesome post Hot_bid. But I was curious if you've ever used the off-shot of Moral Advantage: Assumed Moral Highground.

Without getting too much into it, all it involves is cutting the guy off at the peak of his argument and injecting with some nonsense about how 'it's not worth getting worked up over'. It's CRUCIAL you inject this exactly at the moment you begin to lose the argument. I only have two fingers and typing is hard so I'll cut right to the example:

(after 20 minutes of heated argument)
Hero: Soccer really does require the best physical fitness out of any mainstream team sport
Victim: Give me a break, have you ever played hockey? played American football? You have no idea what you're talking about.
Hero: Well, that's my opinion but it's not really worth getting worked up over
Victim: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? We've been arguing this for almost half an hour?
Hero: Hey man, we've got more important things to worry about, this isn't a big deal. Can't you just let it go??
Victim: LET IT GO??? You brought it up, you cunt.
Hero: Come on, let's just forget about it. Life's too short to argue over stuff like this. Stop being stubborn and let it go.
Victim: FUCK YOU!

Really though, nothing pisses a fellow arguer off like completely side stepping things with an approach of indifference and snobbery when things turn out of your favor. But as stated, it's essential you do this at the breaking point of the argument, when emotions are running high, you're both firmly entrenched, and, well, you're starting to lose. Essentially you derail the debate into an accusation.

Blow it off like it aint no thaaang.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44256 Posts
March 06 2007 08:38 GMT
#69
Awesome. I've been following these for years but never seen them so codified.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands4015 Posts
March 06 2007 08:46 GMT
#70
The beginning is rather funny (no you're not), the liar part is just lame and childish.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44256 Posts
March 06 2007 08:53 GMT
#71
On March 06 2007 14:34 j0ehoe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2007 12:41 poilord wrote:
On March 06 2007 08:19 Hot_Bid wrote:
Ally Chat KTF:
Yellow: they are massing in the midd--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: go go counter at 6 o'clo--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: help they comi--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: he--
Reach: REACH!
Yellow: i--
Reach: REACH!

Ally Chat SKT1:
Boxer: interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terran's variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes
Iloveoov: oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win.
Boxer: please time your build order to coincide with mine.
Iloveoov: macro?


:D hilarious!


ahhahah wtf could someone explain this joke to me?


Reach is the mantoss and Yellow is everybodys bitch (see Boxers scv rush, 3x bunker rush, anytimes dark rush). Therefore Reach shouts down Yellow whenever he tries to say anything constructive simply by declaring himself to be Reach. In a somewhat proud and very stupid way.

The other one is just a joke on oov only being able to macro and indeed, it being the only word he knows. Boxer is there to say something obscenely complicated to which the Gorilla terran answers with macro?

There was a similar post made a while back in a thread discussing micro.
iloveoov: Oov like banana. You give oov banana, oov macro, oov win.
evanthebouncy: Dance your melee units.
iloveoov: Macro?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
March 06 2007 09:09 GMT
#72
LOL =o funniest thing I've read in awhile ;o
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
March 06 2007 09:13 GMT
#73
On March 06 2007 17:53 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2007 14:34 j0ehoe wrote:
On March 06 2007 12:41 poilord wrote:
On March 06 2007 08:19 Hot_Bid wrote:
Ally Chat KTF:
Yellow: they are massing in the midd--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: go go counter at 6 o'clo--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: help they comi--
Reach: I AM REACH!
Yellow: he--
Reach: REACH!
Yellow: i--
Reach: REACH!

Ally Chat SKT1:
Boxer: interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terran's variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes
Iloveoov: oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win.
Boxer: please time your build order to coincide with mine.
Iloveoov: macro?


:D hilarious!


ahhahah wtf could someone explain this joke to me?


Reach is the mantoss and Yellow is everybodys bitch (see Boxers scv rush, 3x bunker rush, anytimes dark rush). Therefore Reach shouts down Yellow whenever he tries to say anything constructive simply by declaring himself to be Reach. In a somewhat proud and very stupid way.

The other one is just a joke on oov only being able to macro and indeed, it being the only word he knows. Boxer is there to say something obscenely complicated to which the Gorilla terran answers with macro?

There was a similar post made a while back in a thread discussing micro.
iloveoov: Oov like banana. You give oov banana, oov macro, oov win.
evanthebouncy: Dance your melee units.
iloveoov: Macro?

I still say it's Reach's manliness.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
March 06 2007 09:15 GMT
#74
way to breed douchebags.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
March 06 2007 09:17 GMT
#75
well i didn't like the oov joke because oov knows way more than 'just macro.' But the reach one is pure gold.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
March 06 2007 09:21 GMT
#76
lol im lovin this.
"We have unfinished business, I and he."
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
March 06 2007 09:21 GMT
#77
On March 06 2007 18:15 evanthebouncy~ wrote:
way to breed douchebags.

angry evan!? wth!?
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
March 06 2007 09:27 GMT
#78
On March 06 2007 08:27 ilovezil wrote:
Hot_Bid's still got it. ~_~

*Foresees an argument:

ilovezil: Hot_Bid's still got it
Hot_Bid: Got what? Herpes? Why do you accuse me of having herpes?
ilovezil: I never accused you of having herpes...
Hot_Bid: You calling me a liar now?
ilovezil: No..wtf? I never called you a li-
Hot_Bid: LIAR! YOU CALLED ME A LIAR!
ilovezil :No I di-
Hot_Bid: LIAR!
ilovezil: ...
ilovezil: You win.


ahaa that was good
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
March 06 2007 09:33 GMT
#79
On March 06 2007 18:21 DeadVessel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2007 18:15 evanthebouncy~ wrote:
way to breed douchebags.

angry evan!? wth!?

haha iono... this sort of argument doesn't really promote the well-being of mankind so I don't really like it. ~_~
Unless you can point out in which way this argument can benefit/increase human's efficiency in this world then I'll love it.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
GuYuTe-
Profile Joined February 2005
United States550 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-06 09:38:22
March 06 2007 09:34 GMT
#80
Hilarious. And how ironic is it that the guy who asked if the Progamer's chat was real is named "Cpt Obvious?"
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