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TreK
Sweden2089 Posts
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_PulSe_
United States541 Posts
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
I play goalkeeper for my club soccer team. It was a preseason friendly match and the other team got a breakaway so it ended up being a 1v1. I came out to cut off his angle and right when he pulled his leg back to take a shot I dove for the ball and pushed the ball away from his feet. His leg came down on my tibia [ shin bone ] and broke it completely in half. He then stepped on the same area from the momentum of running so fast. Before I had always been able to come back from pain [ if it wasn't the type that knocked me out ] but this time it was different. I couldn't get up at all. The feeling you get when your leg falls asleep or something went throughout my ENTIRE body. Even on my forehead. My fingers curled up in weird retarded positions and I couldn't relax them at all. I had zero control of my body. I have never broken a bone before in my life. My mom even came to me on the field and told me to quit being a baby and get up. She didn't think it was serious at all. For the next 6 months I was on crutches and it was probably the most difficult time of my life. I'm an only child to a divorced mother so I've always depended on myself for everything. I've never felt so helpless. People gave me weird looks and always asked if I was okay. Not being able to drive was really annoying and I always felt bad around my friends. I sweat more in my entire life the first week of crutches than I have in my entire life. My shorts would always be dripping from sweat [ yeah that's gross ] and people would point at me and stuff. It was really awful. My cast was from the very top of my inner thigh down to my feet. I couldn't wash it or scratch it at all. It was ridiculous and began to smell. I only got it replaced 3 times in 6 months... When I discovered I could finally walk with the leg brace and without the crutches I felt like a person again. I could drive at least and I could not get weird looks from people. Since then I have put my xray on the bottom of my top bunk bed. [ I sleep on the bottom ] and every night I go to bed and wake up in the morning seeing this picture: ![]() It inspires me to think of people who are permanently disabled and to remember how different life was and how fast it can change and how people will treat you differently. I always try to help people, especially people on crutches. I'm so thankful it healed fine but I feel like my nervous system is a little messed up. I get weird sensations every now and then that are like flashbacks of my entire body going numb. | ||
funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
On January 24 2007 15:36 Berg_zerg wrote: Show nested quote + On January 24 2007 15:24 funKie wrote: Yesterday afternoon, while practising drums, my hand got cramps, and It was like shaking. I told my Girlfriend about it, and she asked her Mum, she said, that it was something related to my hand/wrist and that I should reduce my practise times or else I will get the pain again. ![]() LOL you use wrong techniques then. When i was an active drummer i played 4-5 h a day 6 days a week. for 3-4 years never felt any serious pain from it though ![]() I play drums from 1pm to 7pm all days, even sundays. ![]() and I hit them hard...so..that's why ;p. Plus It's fucking cold where I Practice ~ | ||
L!MP
Australia2067 Posts
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Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
On January 24 2007 10:05 Ace wrote: o shit wtf stFz... I'd say getting my wisdom teeth cut out of my gums because they were pointing the wrong way Agree. Wisdom teeth. After the drugs wore off it hurt like hell. I seriously thought at one point that the pain was so excruciating I would rather choose the sweet embrace of death. | ||
mnm
United States4493 Posts
Stomach pains can hurt a lot more when it gets really bad. | ||
j0ehoe
United States2705 Posts
On January 24 2007 17:57 Ack1027 wrote: The worst pain I've ever had was a broken tibia. I play goalkeeper for my club soccer team. It was a preseason friendly match and the other team got a breakaway so it ended up being a 1v1. I came out to cut off his angle and right when he pulled his leg back to take a shot I dove for the ball and pushed the ball away from his feet. His leg came down on my tibia [ shin bone ] and broke it completely in half. He then stepped on the same area from the momentum of running so fast. Before I had always been able to come back from pain [ if it wasn't the type that knocked me out ] but this time it was different. I couldn't get up at all. The feeling you get when your leg falls asleep or something went throughout my ENTIRE body. Even on my forehead. My fingers curled up in weird retarded positions and I couldn't relax them at all. I had zero control of my body. I have never broken a bone before in my life. My mom even came to me on the field and told me to quit being a baby and get up. She didn't think it was serious at all. For the next 6 months I was on crutches and it was probably the most difficult time of my life. I'm an only child to a divorced mother so I've always depended on myself for everything. I've never felt so helpless. People gave me weird looks and always asked if I was okay. Not being able to drive was really annoying and I always felt bad around my friends. I sweat more in my entire life the first week of crutches than I have in my entire life. My shorts would always be dripping from sweat [ yeah that's gross ] and people would point at me and stuff. It was really awful. My cast was from the very top of my inner thigh down to my feet. I couldn't wash it or scratch it at all. It was ridiculous and began to smell. I only got it replaced 3 times in 6 months... When I discovered I could finally walk with the leg brace and without the crutches I felt like a person again. I could drive at least and I could not get weird looks from people. Since then I have put my xray on the bottom of my top bunk bed. [ I sleep on the bottom ] and every night I go to bed and wake up in the morning seeing this picture: ![]() It inspires me to think of people who are permanently disabled and to remember how different life was and how fast it can change and how people will treat you differently. I always try to help people, especially people on crutches. I'm so thankful it healed fine but I feel like my nervous system is a little messed up. I get weird sensations every now and then that are like flashbacks of my entire body going numb. ah man, thats sick. anyone else who had a major injury ever get shock when it happened? when i got hit by a car n dislocated my shoulder, i sprung up right away and fucking laughed. i thought i was 100% ok even tho i just got hit at like 40mph. about 5 minutes later i lifted my hands above my head in just a kinda OMG THANK YOU GOD ROFL HOLY SHIT gesture and my arm locked up in the air. but still no pain. it didnt set in until about 20-30 minutes later gradually. by the time i got on the ambulance i was SCREAMING (potholes were horrible) | ||
EmilyJieunChoi
China246 Posts
All were soccer sustained injuries. I hyper extended my knee when I was in the Nike Friendlies down in Bradenton, FL. Broke my wrist in a match when the goal keeper went to clear and hit my hand and bent it back. Pinched Nerve in my neck. Horrible experiences in soccer, but I still love it :D | ||
kidd
United States2848 Posts
They had to rush me to surgery right away, cause i couldn't walk or move hardly at all and it was extreme pain even if someone touched me. What followed after the surgery was more pain, but thats for another story including tubes being riped out from inside of me and having to piss with a tube up my penis. Great times, and i have a big ass scar on my stomach to always remind me that i almost died 2 years ago ![]() I'll post a picuture if anyone really wants to see it but i doubt it | ||
Wasabi
United States3085 Posts
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draeger
United States3256 Posts
I snapped my arm while arm wrestling. Initially it didn't hurt because of the shock, but the worst pain I've ever experienced was the remaining night that it happened on and the next day before I could get to the hospital to have it operated on. I couldn't lay down, I couldn't move it. I just had to sit there and feel the bones on the inside of my arm slowly move back and forth all night every time my arm even moved a small amount. I now have a metal rod and 6 screws in my arm. | ||
Vi)Chris
United States700 Posts
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Servolisk
United States5241 Posts
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
1. I was in Mexico, in some place where there were a lot of pools, and it was located in the middle of nowhere(surrounded by cactus's and Meskete trees and whatnot). Anyways, it was really sunny, and-I was like 8 years old at the time-I didn't put any sun block, and my mom thought my sister had put sunblock on me(when she obviously forgot, too). Back then I didn't really understand the effects of the sun, but after that day I noticed that when I tried drying myself with the towel IT HURT! I screamed at how bad it hurt when I ran the towel down my back. I tried taking off my shirt but that hurt also. After taking it off I looked in the mirror and saw my whole back was sunburn. My mom took me to my grandmothers house and put this cream on my back. I basically lied on my back in pain, for about a week. After that I always tell my mom to remind me to put on sunblock even when I'm just going out. 2. I was playing Basketball at my house with my cousin. He left and I felt somewhat unsatisfied at the game we just played so I was just shooting some hoops/practicing shots, and etc. It was dark and there was some lighting so I was able to play good. Well, my basketball court, the pole itself, is at the edge of the cement roadway which leads into our garage, and behind the basketball court pole is the front lawn(or side lawn, it's not even a lawn, just a bunch of weeds/oak trees). Well, anyways, the day before my dad had tied wires to the basketball pole (One thick white piece of wire and one black thin one) because the day before I dunked the ball and the court is so old is just broke from the base (it was connected into the sidewalk itself, so imagine the look on my face as I land on the ground and see the court coming straight down.... glad I dodged it). So, my dad ties those two wires to the Oak trees to the sides of the pole. Well, I shoot and it's an air ball so I run to get the ball (for fear of it landing in dog crap or getting lost since it was really dark..). Well, remember when I told you that my dad put up wires to hold up the court? Well, it didn't hit me until I realized I was on the ground, on my back. I ran through the thin, black wire, and it hit my face. I basically was close-lined by the wire and I fell straight on my back. I didn't know what happened until I hit the ground with such a force that I yelped in pain. Landing on my back kind of took my breath away. I got up and I still didn't know what happened. I go inside and look in the mirror and see these bloody marks on the sides of my mouths, and that my tongue is torn and my bottom lip is sliced in half. Also, my teeth were pushed back. I still didn't feel any pain, at all, whatsoever, until my whole face swelled up. Then, that's when the indescribable pain commenced. If I moved my mouth at all, it would hurt. Just breathing hurt. Everything on my face hurt. I couldn't eat because it felt as if my tongue stopped working and my mouth was numb. Worse experience ever. That's about it. | ||
So no fek
United States3001 Posts
2. This was more recent. I bet my friend that the Chicago Bears would lose their first play off game. The stakes: The loser had to masturbate with Tabasco as lubricant. It feels fine at first, and is actually nice and cool, but near the end, everything changes. It hurt, a lot. I figured I'd jump in the shower, and maybe I'd get some relieve there. Well, with the first hot blast of water, I almost keeled over in pain. Lasted for a good two hours. | ||
wXs.Havok
Argentina529 Posts
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EAGER-beaver
Canada2799 Posts
Thinking back it wasn't very painful, but I'll never forget the my first feeble attempt at moving my leg to make sure it wasn't broke, very scary. | ||
Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
Couldnt move for 3 days stuck in my bed on painkillers became sick my mom had to call an ambulance to bring me to the hospital because i couldnt move and i couldnt bear the pain anymore | ||
ishob
Norway143 Posts
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