High Thread - Page 717

On July 10 2012 00:06 CyDe wrote:
holy fuck got so high with my friend and girlfriend yesterday. I hadn't smoked in like a month and a half, and so we bought a gram and split it three ways and smoked ALL of it. Holy shit. I remember it like a dream. I don't think I'd ever smoked a strain like that. It was different, like I had MAJOR synesthesia, especially when I closed my eyes. We watched some Fritz the Cat, HOLY FUCK if you have not seen that shit go and watch it right now. Actually smoke a bowl, THEN go watch it. It's incredible.
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And then fucking shit I went upstairs with my girlfriend who was horny as ALL HELL and we started making out and shit on the third floor, but I couldn't focus at all and couldn't get hard at all. WHAT THE FUCK GODDAMNIT SHIT. I mean, it was still pretty great, but my mind was like racing and I was seeing all these things in my head (there's the synesthesia again), and Sail by AWOL Nation was playing SUPER loud in my head as well. But despite not being hard I still like dry fucked with her, and she seemed to go wild because she was so relaxed (which she usually isn't).
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OH yeah and we bought a pizza before we got high, but I wasn't hungry at that time but of course after smoking I got so hungry and we fucking destroyed that shit EZ. Then we bought some more shit like another pizza, a philly cheesesteak (SO GOOD), and a hamburger. Oh man. I'm not gonna be hungry for a week. I can feel it NOW, of course hahaha.

Oh yeah and my friend who is visiting from Jordan CLAIMED that he smoked a ton in Jordan (I lived there too and lemme say it's hard as fuck to find there) and that he could "hold it really well." I'm guessing that he was smoking some shitty strain (HOLY FUCK DAT ALLITERATION), because he was crazy surprised as to how high he was. Maybe it's 'cause he only smoked joints, and now we used a pipe. I way fucking prefer pipes. Yesterday I got MASSIVE hit after MASSIVE hit and it was insane. Does anyone know how to do that double hit shit? Fuckin' christ that's cool. I did that thing where you can just open your mouth and watch the smoke trail out.

Has anyone noticed how goddamn beautiful smoke is? Holy shit I love smoke. I love that girl too. Man is she something. Especially high. I need to get high with her alone sometime. Things will get so wild, and it'll be so much greater. It's weird I think my friend was like cock-blocking me, what the fuck. I'd be like going upstairs with her alone, and he'd be like, "Where're ya goin'? and I'm thinking, "It's not hard to fucking figure out I'm going upstairs with her so we can get as close to fucking each other without a condom as is possible in this day and age," but out loud I got all weird for some reason even though I usually have low inhibitions and I go, "You know like... we just wanna go be like alone or whatever, 'cause uh.. you know like I'm just gonna upstairs with her." And then he would FUCKING COME WITH US. What is this shit? Hey everyone, if your friend and his girlfriend are going to another room, don't fucking come with them. Yeah? I mean yeah I eventually shook him, but I mean goddamnit just leave us be. One of my other friends does that shit with his girlfriend while high all the time, and I just take the opportunity to like melt into the ground like I usually can't when people are around. Fuckin' A, it's simple etiquette.

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I think I still have a little in my system. FUCK DA SYSTEM. Nah just kidding. I'm really tired. And a little high.

Oh shit! I forgot. We were doing this at my friend's house (the one who fucks his girlfriend while I'm around) which is empty right now because he is in Hawaii with his mom. So we were just totally chilling out, not having to worry about parents or anything, or time. Because that's like how I think about smoking weed. You have to have three things, Time, Weed, and Desire. Wait a sec I'll make a graph in Photoshop

Okay did it holy fuck was that confusing:


So anyway, we had all of those, and it was really relaxing. So great not having to worry,

OH YEAH, what I wanted to say was that we started to walk back to my house (which is very near her house), and my friend was on my right and my arm was around my girl, and then oh man she took my hand in hers and pushed it down to her ass, and like starting prompting me to feel her up. OH MY GOD. THEN I got so fucking hard. Walking around at like 10:20 PM, feeling my girlfriend's FINE FINE ass while also trying to hold conversation with my friend who had no idea what was going on. OH shit. When he leaves in August, I think that her and I are going to so goddamn wild. I can't wait.

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Has anyone ever noticed how beautiful the title screen of 2001: A Space Odyssey is? Jesus christ check dis shit out yo:
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LOOK AT THAT! Perfection! I think it's like the most visually appealing shot in all of film history.
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Look at dat phi! So sick.

I think that phi is the most interesting shit in the world. Goddamn. You guys should look it up. I'm tired. Talk to you later? Why am I saying this. It's a fucking phone call. I mean it's not. It's not a phone call. I made a typo. But I was too lazy to correct. Plus I like typing. OBVIOUSLY HAHA

EDIT: Is my first image working?