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heroyi
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1064 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-14 20:42:59
September 14 2012 18:25 GMT
#1
*account got timed out and lost the original post ://////// will edit in my contribution of game ideas.

TL has some alcoholics in here xD. So why don't we post some drinking games we play. Especially would love to hear games that is popular in your local area but not known else where. Love to introduce your games into the next social event I participate. Remember to post rules.

* Drink responsibly. If sounds dangerous and/or unlawful (tvz cheesing) please don't do it. Have fun.

Cheers!

wat wat in my pants
davidohx
Profile Joined July 2010
United States114 Posts
September 14 2012 18:31 GMT
#2
Heres a fun one to do with friends if you're into like nature and... drinks

Take one drink if you see:
The introduction
Aflock of birds
The satellite view of Earth
The use ofslowor accelerated motion
Any helicopter views
Anytime something dies
Animals giving birth
Or hear them say Planet Earth
Massive heards of animals
Sexual refrences

Take two drinks if you see:
If you see something that is worthy of saying "wow that's fucking cool."
Larvae or baby animals.
Gay classical music montage during the show
When there are storms or rain

Take three drinks if you see:
A rainbow
Anytime an animal has an unusual feature
A bleeped swear word
An Underwater Camera

Link to website i got it from
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/906352/the-planet-earth-drinking-game
"A dream is like a virus" -Leonardo Dicaprio (Inception)
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
September 14 2012 18:41 GMT
#3
My favourite:

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https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
September 14 2012 19:07 GMT
#4
One of my favorite and most fun: Drinking Jenga

Requirements : 1 set of Jenga (that you can write on with a sharpie)

On each Jenga piece you will write 2 things, one of the top and one on the bottom.

Things like...

Take a swig: Derrppp
Take a shot: Derrpppp
Categories: I say "Types of units in starcraft" and start with Carrier, the next person says brood lord, the next person says Warhound, obviously he has to drink because the warhound isn't a unit in sc2 anymore ^_^
Rules: One person makes a universal rule that will stay in effect until completion of game or another rule is pulled)
No Names: If you say someones name, you take a drink, nicknames count!)
Moose: Each person raises their hands to the sides of the face as fast as they can, last person to do it takes a drink)
Truth or Dare: This can be kinda hit or miss, depends on the group of people your with.
Rhymes: Person who pulled the tile thinks of a word, each person in succession will think of a different word that rhymes with the original word.
KILL IT: Doesn't matter if you've only had a sip of your drink or you have only a sip left... Kill the drink, pour another.
Touch of death: Choose someone playing the game with you, then they choose someone, this continues until only one person is remaining, the last person needs to finish their entire drink. (Be careful if No Names rule is up everyone will have to drink while doing this unless you get clever by pointing and such.)

On each Jenga tile (bottom and top) you will write a different thing. The fun of the game is it's different every time because you can make a rule when you start playing to either play the tops or the bottoms.

Now, when pulling jenga tiles you should make the rule that when you touch a tile, no matter the cost that is the tile you have to pull from the set.

When the tower falls you can make your own rules, I usually play that everyone has to kill their drinks and the person who felled the tower needs to restack it.

RECCOMMENDATION: Add some, more adult-fun rules like, remove an article of clothing, kiss the closest person of the opposite sex. etc... etc...
Put all these tiles in a different color sharpie, NOW you automatically have TWO FULL SETS of drinking jenga, Fun and Adult
Why?
Tempest[OEC]
Profile Joined February 2010
United States417 Posts
September 14 2012 19:12 GMT
#5
Simple yet fun drinking game that I like to play is called "Cheers to the Governor". Heres how it works:
Everyone has a drink in their hands you start off with a rule that can apply to any number from 1-21 (ex. the numbers 6 and 9 are now switched.) So a chosen person starts off counting and when you get the rule, you must apply it or you take a drink. Then you start over. If you managed to get to 21, we all shout Cheers to the Governor! and everyone takes a drink. Afterwards, the person who got to 21 can now add a rule. This goes on until all 21 numbers are filled with rules.

Mind you, you can have whatever number you want and the rules can be almost anything (my friends and I usually stick to verbal things ). I am not sure if this game is more well-known or not. Cheers!
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
September 14 2012 19:12 GMT
#6
Get a N64 and Super Smash Brothers, put 4 AI controlled pikachu on easy up against each other and the bet on them. (make up your rules when to drink, like the one you bet on randomly walks off the stage etc)

OR get the game looping louie, and take shots everytime you lose a coin
Inputting special characters into chat should no longer cause the game to crash.
EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
September 14 2012 19:17 GMT
#7
On September 15 2012 04:12 green.at wrote:
Get a N64 and Super Smash Brothers, put 4 AI controlled pikachu on easy up against each other and the bet on them. (make up your rules when to drink, like the one you bet on randomly walks off the stage etc)


Winner. Love doing this.
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epoc
Profile Joined December 2010
Finland1190 Posts
September 14 2012 19:33 GMT
#8
On September 15 2012 04:12 green.at wrote:
Get a N64 and Super Smash Brothers, put 4 AI controlled pikachu on easy up against each other and the bet on them. (make up your rules when to drink, like the one you bet on randomly walks off the stage etc)

OR get the game looping louie, and take shots everytime you lose a coin


You could do something like this with mario party. The computers are hilariously retarded.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
September 14 2012 19:37 GMT
#9
I'm going to tell you an idea from a friend on facebook.

Basically you take post it notes and draw a mustache cut it accordingly then place it on the TV and when the characters align with the mustache you take a shot LOL
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
September 14 2012 19:40 GMT
#10
My favorite:

+ Show Spoiler +

In light of the documentary about Chloe Prince that will air tomorrow night, I thought we should all be prepared for what looks like it’s going to be a doozy of a predictable documentary.

So, the rules, such as they are, for watching a trans documentary:

1. Putting on makeup. Two drinks for reverse camera shot into mirror.
2. Doing anything better done in jeans and sneakers in heels and a skirt. Examples: cleaning the house, shoveling the sidewalk, yard work, walking the dog.
3. Before picture shown. Two drinks for picture in stereotypical male mode (sports team, facial hair, military, wedding tux)
4. Camera shot putting on or taking off a bra.
5. Photo of any wig, breast form, padding, etc.
6. Surprise disclosure, when a trans woman is introduced and then partway through the piece, her secret is revealed.
7. Camera focus on masculine body parts: hands, feet, Adam’s apple, height, etc.
8. Any reference to genital surgery that refers to “becoming a woman” or “finally a woman”
9. Minor chords played softly on a piano
10. talk show host saying “you go girl”
11. any discussion of plumbing or electricity
12. black and white childhood shots, MTF with cap gun and cowboy hat, FTM as ballerina.
13. Trans woman saying, “I am not a crossdresser. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
14. Trans woman clutching large teddy bear in hospital bed.
15. Birthday balloons after surgery.
16. Trans woman with new boyfriend (after shot of tearful ex-wife).
17. Trans woman sitting in chair in above-the-knee skirt, posed so you can see what great gams she has.
18. Patient wheeled off to surgery …
19. … lingering shot of the hospital bed with the teddy bear (or wife) left behind.
20. Shot of protaganist sitting at the computer keyboard, looking at a trans support website or surgeon’s website….
21. Any helping professional teaching deportment
22. Camera in the operating room – just drink the whole bottle
23. Any and all deployments of soft focus = 1 shot
24. Close up of dotted lines in magic marker on pale fleshy body parts = 1 shot
25. Earnest surgeon describes his motivation as “to help [girlname] become the woman she’s always really felt herself to be” = 3 shots
26. Before picture with extreme facial hair – 1 shot
27. Before picture in uniform – Military, Football, etc… – 2 shots
28. Video from hair removal session : Laser – 1 shot, electrolysis – 2 shots
29. Before picture – Last time she wore a dress (F2M) – 1 shots
30. Breast binding – 2 shots
31. Taking Hormones – Self-injecting -3 shots, orals – 1 shot
32. Did anyone mention an arduous and lonely childhood?
33. Meeting the school bully as “the new me” at the High School reunion?
34. Looking at the old picture of self and saying something to the effect of “he was a nice guy….” or “Ken was a lot of fun, but his time is over. It’s Ginger’s turn now!”
35. Trans woman claiming to have IS chromosomal pattern, an affinity for washing dishes, a sudden dislike of sports, etc.



Link to source: http://www.myhusbandbetty.com/2009/07/20/trans-documentary-drinking-game/

You'll get so smashed you won't remember the documentary--possibly a good thing though.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15326 Posts
September 14 2012 19:46 GMT
#11
Everybody knows:

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http://www.bestdrinkinggame.co.uk/
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Blacktion
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom1148 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-14 20:02:34
September 14 2012 20:00 GMT
#12
On September 15 2012 04:07 VTArlock wrote:
One of my favorite and most fun: Drinking Jenga

Requirements : 1 set of Jenga (that you can write on with a sharpie)

On each Jenga piece you will write 2 things, one of the top and one on the bottom.

Things like...

Take a swig: Derrppp
Take a shot: Derrpppp
Categories: I say "Types of units in starcraft" and start with Carrier, the next person says brood lord, the next person says Warhound, obviously he has to drink because the warhound isn't a unit in sc2 anymore ^_^
Rules: One person makes a universal rule that will stay in effect until completion of game or another rule is pulled)
No Names: If you say someones name, you take a drink, nicknames count!)
Moose: Each person raises their hands to the sides of the face as fast as they can, last person to do it takes a drink)
Truth or Dare: This can be kinda hit or miss, depends on the group of people your with.
Rhymes: Person who pulled the tile thinks of a word, each person in succession will think of a different word that rhymes with the original word.
KILL IT: Doesn't matter if you've only had a sip of your drink or you have only a sip left... Kill the drink, pour another.
Touch of death: Choose someone playing the game with you, then they choose someone, this continues until only one person is remaining, the last person needs to finish their entire drink. (Be careful if No Names rule is up everyone will have to drink while doing this unless you get clever by pointing and such.)

On each Jenga tile (bottom and top) you will write a different thing. The fun of the game is it's different every time because you can make a rule when you start playing to either play the tops or the bottoms.

Now, when pulling jenga tiles you should make the rule that when you touch a tile, no matter the cost that is the tile you have to pull from the set.

When the tower falls you can make your own rules, I usually play that everyone has to kill their drinks and the person who felled the tower needs to restack it.

RECCOMMENDATION: Add some, more adult-fun rules like, remove an article of clothing, kiss the closest person of the opposite sex. etc... etc...
Put all these tiles in a different color sharpie, NOW you automatically have TWO FULL SETS of drinking jenga, Fun and Adult

We did a jenga one once where each block had a little code in washable pen on it.
When you pulled your block you read the code and did the drink associated with it, there were also special codes to make others drink or to do a more harsh drink (something that tastes bad/down a pint/do a line of shots)
Was pretty fun
EDIT: HERP DERP thats exactly what you described.
Also done one at a LAN we hosted, a 5on5 cs match with drinks for actions in the round (one deags, plants, defuses, clutches etc.)
Where's Boxer, there's victory! - figq
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-15 01:04:14
September 14 2012 20:05 GMT
#13
The Team Liquid Drinking Game:

Take a drink when you see:
- General Forum: Any thread devolving into an argument about religion
- General Forum: Any thread discussion having to do nothing with the topic by Page 6
- General Forum: The mods coming in to break up a fight on any music thread, the pics thread, or high thread
- Strategy Forum: Someone giving advice without watching the replay
- Strategy Forum: People whining about one (or more) of the races being OP
- Blogs: Any girl blog that can be summarized by "I'm too shy to talk to her and/or got in the friendzone, what do"
- Blogs: A second drink if one of the comments on said girl blog points out the above.
- Any thread that devolves into a BW vs SC2 flame war

Take two when you see:
- A poster who got banned as you were reading the thread.

Down your glass if the thread you were reading just got closed.

Hardcore Special: Go on the HotS forum and take a drink every time someone types an angry message about the beta being imbalanced.
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WaesumNinja
Profile Joined February 2012
210 Posts
September 14 2012 20:13 GMT
#14
I thought this thread would be about TL drinking games, not drinking games in general, like take a drink whenever someones jokes about destructible rocks or collosus falling over
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
September 14 2012 20:21 GMT
#15
ehh i just play a game of king's cup. most ppl kno how to play it and it gets the job done quicker
im deaf
Flamingo777
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1190 Posts
September 14 2012 20:38 GMT
#16
On September 15 2012 05:05 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
The Team Liquid Drinking Game:

Take a drink when you see:
- General Forum: Any thread devolving into an argument about religion
- General Forum: Any thread discussion having to do nothing with the topic by Page 6
- General Forum: The mods coming in to break up a fight on any music thread, the pics thread, or high thread
- Strategy Forum: Someone giving advice without watching the replay
- Strategy Forum: People whining about one (or more) of the races being OP
- Blogs: Any girl blog that can be summarized by "I'm too shy to talk to her and/or got in the friendzone, what do"
- Blogs: A second drink if one of the comments on said girl blog points out the above.
- Any thread that devolves into a BW vs SC2 flame war

Take two when you see:
- A poster who got banned as you were reading the thread.

Down your glass if the thread you were reading just got closed.

Hardcore Special: Go on the HotS forum and take a drink every time someone types an angry message about the beta being imbalanced.

I nearly lost it xD... This should be added to OP!
AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 14 2012 20:42 GMT
#17
Why putting obstacles between you and your beverage?
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37023 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-14 20:44:44
September 14 2012 20:44 GMT
#18
On September 15 2012 05:05 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
The Team Liquid Drinking Game:

Take a drink when you see:
- General Forum: Any thread devolving into an argument about religion
- General Forum: Any thread discussion having to do nothing with the topic by Page 6
- General Forum: The mods coming in to break up a fight on any music thread, the pics thread, or high thread
- Strategy Forum: Someone giving advice without watching the replay
- Strategy Forum: People whining about one (or more) of the races being OP
- Blogs: Any girl blog that can be summarized by "I'm too shy to talk to her and/or got in the friendzone, what do"
- Blogs: A second drink if one of the comments on said girl blog points out the above.
- Any thread that devolves into a BW vs SC2 flame war

Take two when you see:
- A poster who got banned as you were reading the thread.

Down your glass if the thread you were reading just got closed.

Hardcore Special: Go on the HotS forum and take a drink every time someone types an angry message about the beta being imbalanced.

This should be in the OP. Well done sir
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Thenerf
Profile Joined April 2011
United States258 Posts
September 14 2012 20:54 GMT
#19
At my social gatherings we tend to swear. Take a drink anytime someone swears.
Every atom in your body was forged in a star. Quit being a pussy.
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10145 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-14 20:58:08
September 14 2012 20:57 GMT
#20
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10145 Posts
September 14 2012 21:00 GMT
#21
On September 15 2012 05:42 AngryMag wrote:
Why putting obstacles between you and your beverage?

I like this comment very much. Major props to you. Said like a true German.
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
bluQ
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Germany1724 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-14 21:15:27
September 14 2012 21:02 GMT
#22
My favorite, we call it pyramid:
shuffle some cards (7-Ace or 2-Ace,doesnt really matter).
Lay them out in the form of a pyramid (facing down!).
You can decide (and depending of the amount of cards and players) how many rows you want to make.
Now every player gets two cards. They are allowed to look at them once, then no more (besides you draw a new one ofc).
Now the first card gets turned over (light mode: starting at the bottom of the pyramid, advanced: starting at the top (so the single card)).
Now you can say a persons name and "give" him corresponding sips (1. line of cards -> 1 sip, 2nd line -> 2sips and so on).
If you do that you claim to have the same card (example: turned over 7 spades, you have 7 hearts).
The opponent can know either accept it or say that you lie.
If he accepts your card will remain unrevealed and he needs to drink.
If he declines and says you lie you have to either turn your card over if you think it is the right one (rembember, you are allowed to only look once ) or just accept the punishment for being a liar.
If you lied YOU need to drink double the amount of sips.
If you had the right card and turned it over the opponent needs to drink double the amount.
If you had the right card but turned over the wrong one ... bad for you, have fun drinking, again double the amount :D
If you had to reveal a card you draw a new one.

The next card gets turned over in the pyramid.
Just start at the first line either left of right and go trough it card by card (so next card to the first turned over).

If you have for example spades 8 and hearts 8 and another 8 gets turned in the pyramid you can say two names or one name twice.

Special card: Ace, doubles the final amount of sips to drink. (First row ace -> 2 sips, if one lied/didn't lie 4 sips)

Small example of the destructive force of this game: 7 row pyramide with an Ace in the last row (in advanced mode pretty possible). That will add up to a total of 28 sips if someone lies or believes someone is lying.
If such things happens it also happens alot that TWO people will claim to have an ace, that are the most destructive and yet funniest situations :D

Fun game, "poker" feeling (strategy invovled, bluffing, holding cards back) A LOT of fun, a lot of drunkeness and you can add so much stuff to make it even funnier.0

Sketch to make it clearer:
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www.twitch.tv/bluquh (PoE, Starbow, HS)
Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
September 14 2012 21:39 GMT
#23
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.


This does not sound fun at all
bluQ
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Germany1724 Posts
September 14 2012 21:40 GMT
#24
On September 15 2012 06:39 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.


This does not sound fun at all

And I wonder how many 5liter bottles you need.
www.twitch.tv/bluquh (PoE, Starbow, HS)
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10145 Posts
September 14 2012 21:40 GMT
#25
On September 15 2012 06:39 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.


This does not sound fun at all

Becoming a man is not just about turning a certain age, nor is it about 'having fun'. It's about rising to the challenge.
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10145 Posts
September 14 2012 21:46 GMT
#26
On September 15 2012 06:40 bluQ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2012 06:39 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.


This does not sound fun at all

And I wonder how many 5liter bottles you need.

If 2 pints is about 1 liter (Russian equivalent measure is a half-liter glass, I Americanized it), then I will say from vague experience that the White Bear arrives after 4 or 5 pints. Which means that to make the Bear arrive you need 1 pint of beer, and 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 pint of vodka. So, that equals approximately 2.5 pints, or 1.25 liters of vodka. If assuming the reverse to be true, you need 1 pint, + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 pint of beer, so 3.5 pints, or 1.75 liters of beer. When put in these terms, it seems feasible for one night (4+ hours) of drinking. However, none that I know or heard of even from my father's and grandfather's time have completed the task. Therein lies the mystery of the White Bear... Does it ever Depart? Or does it scar you forever with its Arrival?

^o^
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
alwinuz
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands77 Posts
September 14 2012 22:02 GMT
#27
get to random hots stream.
Take a drink whenever someone complains about the warhound.
Should make you drunk anytime :D
henkel
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands146 Posts
September 14 2012 22:09 GMT
#28
the ones we normally play are the pyramid game(slight variations) posted above and 3 others, Kingzen, Horse races and Mexen.

Kingzen, take a deck of 52 and appoint a simple/small game to each card. Punishment for losing or winning is decided before hand. from a sip to an entire glass depends on how drunk you want to get. Lay them out in a circle and draw one in turn.
for example:
2: Take a sip
3: You can give a away a sip
4: Name a category(sc2 pro players for example) first one who can;t name a new one has to drink.
5: pick a drinking buddy, whatever he drink you drink and visa versa
6: Mosselman(an old well know dutch song): sing the chorus while banging on the table and instead of the standard last line you make up any random sentence or word. sing the chorus again and the person after you has to rhyme to the random added part.
7: Bussen, go around the group calling of numbers in order ,but whenever a 7 a multiple of seven or a double number (11,22,33) comes up you are not allowed to say that number instead you can say anything you want "what did you say"for example" and the direction of the number yelling changes.
etc
Rules vary depending on group but Kings are almost always the same. If you pull the 4e you are fucked.


Horse race.
You take a deck of cards everyone picks one suit to bet one. if you win the race you can give away the amount you bet if you lose drink it yourself. Lay down a race track with cards (face-down)alternating between 2 cards long side vertically, 1 horizontal. We normally do something like 15 cards as a track. Take 1 card of each suit as a horse. Start tuning over cards from the deck and what ever suit comes up the corresponding horse moves up 1 place on the track. When ever someone passes "your" horse you have to drink. when ever a horse reaches a new card on the track turn it over. If the track card is diamond the people who bet on diamond have to drink on long side vertical and can give away on long side horizontal.

Mexen
The goal is to not get the lowest dice trow with 2 dices. The player that starts can trow up to 3 times until he likes the outcome. people after him can trow no more then the starting player. Always put the highest number first. if you trow a 5 and a 6 you score is 65. Double numbers are hundreds( 1:1 is 100) and 2:1 is the highest possible trow, it's called a mex and doubles the drinking stakes. loser has to drink and starts the next round. If one of your first trows is the same as the lowest in that round the person with the lowest number can say "locked" after which you can't trow anymore. if after the last trow 2 or more people are tied for lowest number they duel by trowing one dice.

sorry a bit lazy descriptions, played kingzen tonight, if people want i can elaborate further later.

Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10145 Posts
September 15 2012 00:50 GMT
#29
CharlieMurphy asked me to post this for him:

https://www.facebook.com/notes/mike-macduffee/drunk-jackie/10150238388281409
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
xuanzue
Profile Joined October 2010
Colombia1747 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-15 01:02:10
September 15 2012 00:57 GMT
#30
i'm futurama fan, so...
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when you see the robot, drink!
Dominions 4: "Thrones of Ascension".
Kazahk
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States385 Posts
September 15 2012 01:43 GMT
#31
Watch Scar face and take a drink every time you hear the word "fuck".
Rngesus blessed me with a tooth half, then shunned me with a spinach roll.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 15 2012 01:48 GMT
#32
On September 15 2012 10:43 Kazahk wrote:
Watch Scar face and take a drink every time you hear the word "fuck".

Fun fact! Theres 218 Fuck's in scarface, with 278 total swear words!

goodluck
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
September 30 2012 20:02 GMT
#33
On September 15 2012 06:46 Jealous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2012 06:40 bluQ wrote:
On September 15 2012 06:39 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.


This does not sound fun at all

And I wonder how many 5liter bottles you need.

If 2 pints is about 1 liter (Russian equivalent measure is a half-liter glass, I Americanized it), then I will say from vague experience that the White Bear arrives after 4 or 5 pints. Which means that to make the Bear arrive you need 1 pint of beer, and 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 pint of vodka. So, that equals approximately 2.5 pints, or 1.25 liters of vodka. If assuming the reverse to be true, you need 1 pint, + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 pint of beer, so 3.5 pints, or 1.75 liters of beer. When put in these terms, it seems feasible for one night (4+ hours) of drinking. However, none that I know or heard of even from my father's and grandfather's time have completed the task. Therein lies the mystery of the White Bear... Does it ever Depart? Or does it scar you forever with its Arrival?

^o^


Dude.. 1.25 liters of vodka? Practically straight? I dunno.. That's FORTY shots of vodka..I think you would be dead :p
stormssc
Profile Joined September 2009
Poland125 Posts
September 30 2012 20:10 GMT
#34
If you like memes:

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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 30 2012 20:20 GMT
#35
On September 15 2012 04:12 green.at wrote:
Get a N64 and Super Smash Brothers, put 4 AI controlled pikachu on easy up against each other and the bet on them. (make up your rules when to drink, like the one you bet on randomly walks off the stage etc)

OR get the game looping louie, and take shots everytime you lose a coin


Hahaha, I thought I was the only one who did this
Without the drinks b/c I was too young though. But me and my friends would still bet on who would win.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Luisa_2
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany200 Posts
September 30 2012 20:46 GMT
#36
On September 15 2012 04:12 green.at wrote:
Get a N64 and Super Smash Brothers, put 4 AI controlled pikachu on easy up against each other and the bet on them. (make up your rules when to drink, like the one you bet on randomly walks off the stage etc)

OR get the game looping louie, and take shots everytime you lose a coin


Ok so we do it by playing ourselves with 5stocks death match w/o items 200%. Handycap on auto.
Every time you lose a stock take a shot (we usually do Jaegermeister, but doesn't matter what you like best)
Person who gets last take a shot.
Person whose handycap got dcreased take a shot.
Person whose handycap got increased take a shot.
If one person survived with all lives, all other take a shot.

I also recommend MarioKart drinking game: + Show Spoiler +


Game you can always play is "fingers":

You need a glas and liquor (sum stuff to mix, depens if you want to do shots or longdrink).

Instructions :

Every person put one finger on the glass which is filled with longdrink or shot (the amount is free to chose from the loser of last round, feel free to chose what to start with first round)
Now you goin clockwise and the person who starts counts from 3 to 1 and makes a guess how many fingers will be left one the glass. Every person can decide if they want to leave their finger on the glass or take it off. If the caller made the right guess he's out. Last person stands has to drink whole longdrink/shot.

Example:

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4 people playing: Player1 who starts of is saying 3,2,1 : 2
Player 1,2 left the finger on the glass 3,4 lifted → Player 1 made right guess so he's out. Player 2's turn: 3,2,1 : 1 Player 2 and 3 lifted, Player 3 left on glass → Player 2 is out. Player 3 : 3,2,1 : 0 Player 4 left finger on glass, game goes on Player 3 still in. Player 4: 3,2,1 : 1 P3 left finger P4 lifted → P4 is out so P3 last man standig has to drink and choses how much liquor for next round


Hf
"Tasteless,why did the Colossus fall over?" "Why?" " Because it was imbalanced"
APPSCI
Profile Joined January 2012
United States51 Posts
September 30 2012 20:55 GMT
#37
Does anyone have good rules for a settlers of catan drinking game?
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15326 Posts
September 30 2012 21:20 GMT
#38
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.

Just saw this. This sounds amazing. Amazingly stupid too, but in the end amazing. If only I had people as dumb as I am I would totally do this. Amazing.

Is there a time limit other than "a night"? I imagine this is doable if you start like 9pm and go until sunlight.
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Derrida
Profile Joined March 2011
2885 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-30 21:31:20
September 30 2012 21:30 GMT
#39
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.


Sounds fun, by my calculations it's around 1.5 liters of vodka and beer each, possible if you are really alcohol tolerant and start early and take the whole night.
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Speedbump
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
New Zealand338 Posts
September 30 2012 21:50 GMT
#40
On October 01 2012 05:55 APPSCI wrote:
Does anyone have good rules for a settlers of catan drinking game?
Drink every time you gain a resource. A short night is a good night. XD
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17255 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-30 21:58:52
September 30 2012 21:53 GMT
#41
There's this polish board game for drinking. You roll a die and follow instructions. No one has ever finished it. There's 72 squares that go like that:

START
1. everyone drinks
2. you and the pawn closest to you drink
3. person on your left drinks
4. person in front of you drinks
5. you drink and go to square #32
6. you drink
7. everyone except you drinks
8. -
9. choose a person to drink
10. men drink
11. person on your right drinks
12. choose a person to drink twice
13. bad luck. you drink as many times as the number rolled on the dice and you go back to START
14. persons being farthest and closest to FINISH drink
15. pretty girl of your choosing drinks
16. you drink and the first person to laugh drinks twice
17. you drink and skip one turn
18. -
19. women drink
20. you drink and roll again
21. olive. you go and buy snacks for everybody
22. 2 geese. you drink twice
23. roll a die. if the result is 3 or lower you drink this many times
24. roll a die. if the result is 4 or higher you drink this many times
25. you drink
26. people whose age is even drink
27. people whose age is odd drink
28. -
29. you drink and go back to #9 or drink 4 times
30. whoever doesn't have more than $10 on them drinks
31. roll a die. if the result is even - you drink, if it's odd - you choose someone to drink
32. choose two people to drink
33. choose three people to drink
34. you drink and choose someone to return to #6
35. you return to #6
36. pawn farthest from you drinks and you move your pawn there
37. anyone closer to FINISH drinks
38. -
39. you can't go to the toilet until the game is over, if you do you drink 5 times
40. you drink as many times as you rolled
41. whoever has the least change on themselves drinks
42. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 1 drinks
43. people who have sisters drink
44. you drink and the person to your left chooses someone to drink
45. you drink twice
46. if FC Barcelona lost this week everyone else drinks, if not - you drink
47. choose two people to drink a shot of tequila, if they do, you drink one too, if they don't they drink twice
48. -
49. go back to #7 and roll again
50. choose someone to go back to START and drink twice
51. two persons on your left drink and buy snacks for everyone
52. everyone with even ID number drink
53. person on your left and right drinks
54. person on your right drinks and chooses someone to drink
55. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 6 drinks
56. you drink and go back to #11
57. everyone with odd ID number drink
58. -
59. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 1 drinks twice and goes back to START
60. everyone sings "Rebel Yell", whoever doesn't sing drinks five times
61. people who don't wear glasses/contacts drink
62. roll 5 times, sum up your results and go back this many squares
63. whoever is wearing jeans drinks
64. if you'll drink three shots in a row, everyone else drinks one. if you won't, you drink extra two
65. everyone goes back one square and there's 2 minute break
66. you and the pawn farthest from you drink
67. you're close. everyone except you drinks twice
68. -
69. choose two persons to french kiss each other, if they won't they both drink five times
70. you drink and go to FINISH
FINISH

You can write it down and print it out easily
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
TheFish7
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States2824 Posts
September 30 2012 22:07 GMT
#42
Has beer pong made it to other countries yet?


My friends and I play a simple card game. We call it Fuck You.

Take 2 decks of cards and shuffle them together. Arrange some of the cards in a pyramid, face down, so you have a top row with one card, second row with 2 cards, 3rd row has 3 cards, etc. Go up to 8 rows, and then deal out the rest of the cards.

Players take turns flipping over a card of their choice. As soon as a card is revealed, the first person to put down any number of matching cards and yells "fuck you, ____" gets to deal out seconds of drinking to the person whose name they called. The number of seconds of drinking for that person is = the row that the card was flipped in * the number of cards thrown.

So for example, I might play with mike and lindsay. lindsay goes first and flips a jack from the 4th row of cards. I have 3 jacks in my hand, and throw them down before mike can throw his jack, yelling "fuck you, mike" . mike now must drink for 12 seconds (3 jacks times 4th row of cards). Alternately, I could yell "fuck you mike and lindsay" in which case they'd each drink for 6 seconds.

This continues until all the cards are flipped. Be careful who you give many drinks to because they may get you back later!
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Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
September 30 2012 23:55 GMT
#43
On October 01 2012 06:30 Derrida wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.


Sounds fun, by my calculations it's around 1.5 liters of vodka and beer each, possible if you are really alcohol tolerant and start early and take the whole night.


And I'll point out yet again that if you drink a 40 in one night you'll die. Most alcohol tolerant people have trouble with a 26..
Diminisherqc
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada220 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-01 00:11:53
October 01 2012 00:08 GMT
#44
On October 01 2012 08:55 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2012 06:30 Derrida wrote:
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.


Sounds fun, by my calculations it's around 1.5 liters of vodka and beer each, possible if you are really alcohol tolerant and start early and take the whole night.


And I'll point out yet again that if you drink a 40 in one night you'll die. Most alcohol tolerant people have trouble with a 26..



no you wont die .. one of ym friend when he was younger used to drink most of his 40 so thats at least 30 ,and there are clip over the internet of people drinking more , hell even in cky2k the fat guy drinks 60 s1 ounce shot in like 2-3 hours .... and he is not dead... but it wase not pretty hahaha
Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
October 01 2012 04:06 GMT
#45
40 shots (which is still less then what you will probably have to drink) would put a 200 lb guy at over .6 BAC. Considering getting greater then .5 has a risk of death.. And that's without accounting for any of the beer.. :s
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
October 01 2012 04:15 GMT
#46
God damn, you guys have some hardcore drinking games....either hardcore or just super interesting (sometimes both).

These are insane haha. I'd like to see that Polish drinking board game keke.
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Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
October 01 2012 04:22 GMT
#47
On September 15 2012 05:38 Flamingo777 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2012 05:05 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
The Team Liquid Drinking Game:

Take a drink when you see:
- General Forum: Any thread devolving into an argument about religion
- General Forum: Any thread discussion having to do nothing with the topic by Page 6
- General Forum: The mods coming in to break up a fight on any music thread, the pics thread, or high thread
- Strategy Forum: Someone giving advice without watching the replay
- Strategy Forum: People whining about one (or more) of the races being OP
- Blogs: Any girl blog that can be summarized by "I'm too shy to talk to her and/or got in the friendzone, what do"
- Blogs: A second drink if one of the comments on said girl blog points out the above.
- Any thread that devolves into a BW vs SC2 flame war

Take two when you see:
- A poster who got banned as you were reading the thread.

Down your glass if the thread you were reading just got closed.

Hardcore Special: Go on the HotS forum and take a drink every time someone types an angry message about the beta being imbalanced.

I nearly lost it xD... This should be added to OP!


That shit is pure gold.
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Sassback
Profile Joined September 2012
United States718 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-01 04:39:09
October 01 2012 04:29 GMT
#48
On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.

Holy banana peels batman! that is ridiculous.

Well i got a drinking game that is a little more tame. First get a bottle of whiskey and one shot glass.
Then everyone roll a dice, whoever rolled the highest doesn't have to roll again. Repeat until only one person is left, and that person drinks the shot. Then fill up the shot and repeat. It's a pretty fun way to down a bottle pretty quick if you are pre-gaming before a party. And i would recommend playing with more than 3 people probably.
Every night I pray for TL to give me my SAD Boys flair, and every morning I wake up disappointed.
CyDe
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1010 Posts
October 01 2012 04:31 GMT
#49
On September 15 2012 10:48 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2012 10:43 Kazahk wrote:
Watch Scar face and take a drink every time you hear the word "fuck".

Fun fact! Theres 218 Fuck's in scarface, with 278 total swear words!

goodluck

I think this would work well with District 9 as well.
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MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
October 01 2012 04:35 GMT
#50
More related to watching streams linked from TL, but still:

1 drink when you hear:
- "huge fungal"
- "soooo much"
- stephano's name in a game not involving stephano
- "top korean" when they are a perennial code A player

If you want to get drunk faster, here's an even easier set of rules:
- one drink per stutter step by a terran. If it hits five, then you must finish the whole drink
- each time stalkers are blinked
- each time you think you and the commentator are watching completely different games

Gems of drunkness:
- one full drink per mention of an EG player.
- 2 shots per mention of a retired player
- 3 shots per bitbybit reference
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Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
October 01 2012 04:45 GMT
#51
On October 01 2012 06:53 Manit0u wrote:
There's this polish board game for drinking. You roll a die and follow instructions. No one has ever finished it. There's 72 squares that go like that:

START
1. everyone drinks
2. you and the pawn closest to you drink
3. person on your left drinks
4. person in front of you drinks
5. you drink and go to square #32
6. you drink
7. everyone except you drinks
8. -
9. choose a person to drink
10. men drink
11. person on your right drinks
12. choose a person to drink twice
13. bad luck. you drink as many times as the number rolled on the dice and you go back to START
14. persons being farthest and closest to FINISH drink
15. pretty girl of your choosing drinks
16. you drink and the first person to laugh drinks twice
17. you drink and skip one turn
18. -
19. women drink
20. you drink and roll again
21. olive. you go and buy snacks for everybody
22. 2 geese. you drink twice
23. roll a die. if the result is 3 or lower you drink this many times
24. roll a die. if the result is 4 or higher you drink this many times
25. you drink
26. people whose age is even drink
27. people whose age is odd drink
28. -
29. you drink and go back to #9 or drink 4 times
30. whoever doesn't have more than $10 on them drinks
31. roll a die. if the result is even - you drink, if it's odd - you choose someone to drink
32. choose two people to drink
33. choose three people to drink
34. you drink and choose someone to return to #6
35. you return to #6
36. pawn farthest from you drinks and you move your pawn there
37. anyone closer to FINISH drinks
38. -
39. you can't go to the toilet until the game is over, if you do you drink 5 times
40. you drink as many times as you rolled
41. whoever has the least change on themselves drinks
42. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 1 drinks
43. people who have sisters drink
44. you drink and the person to your left chooses someone to drink
45. you drink twice
46. if FC Barcelona lost this week everyone else drinks, if not - you drink
47. choose two people to drink a shot of tequila, if they do, you drink one too, if they don't they drink twice
48. -
49. go back to #7 and roll again
50. choose someone to go back to START and drink twice
51. two persons on your left drink and buy snacks for everyone
52. everyone with even ID number drink
53. person on your left and right drinks
54. person on your right drinks and chooses someone to drink
55. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 6 drinks
56. you drink and go back to #11
57. everyone with odd ID number drink
58. -
59. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 1 drinks twice and goes back to START
60. everyone sings "Rebel Yell", whoever doesn't sing drinks five times
61. people who don't wear glasses/contacts drink
62. roll 5 times, sum up your results and go back this many squares
63. whoever is wearing jeans drinks
64. if you'll drink three shots in a row, everyone else drinks one. if you won't, you drink extra two
65. everyone goes back one square and there's 2 minute break
66. you and the pawn farthest from you drink
67. you're close. everyone except you drinks twice
68. -
69. choose two persons to french kiss each other, if they won't they both drink five times
70. you drink and go to FINISH
FINISH

You can write it down and print it out easily


My liver is trembling......
feanor1
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1899 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-01 05:32:13
October 01 2012 05:20 GMT
#52
Our go to drinking game.

Bet Your Liver

What you'll need
A ton of beer(Preferable cheap), a deck of cards and a large mug or cup
4 to 5 friends

1. You "bet" how much you want to by pouring into the center cup and calling the color of the next card to be drawn(Most bets are around a quarter to a half beer unless someone is feeling like they need to slow down).
2. Someone flips over the top card on the deck
3. If you correctly guessed the card congratulations you have survived your turn and the next person adds their bet to the center and so on. When someone guesses wrong they must finish the cup(If it is over two beers we let you have a buddy if you want it).

Sometimes someone with a mixed drink or just straight liquor talks their way into the game. We just have them bet normally and hate ourselves when we have to drink the results.

Best if played at a fast pace(Ie finish the drink within 30 sec at a maximum)

Literally the fastest drinking game I have ever played

Other games
FlunkyballWe do one two liter in the middle with a volleyball
Beeriocart(N64 Mariocart)
Waterfall(Kings Cup)
ey215
Profile Joined June 2010
United States546 Posts
October 01 2012 05:21 GMT
#53
It was the spring of 1995 and as finals week dawned on us we joined a friend on a shopping trip at the Goodwill so he could buy some cheap books and things for his future classrooms as an elementary school teacher. We may or may not have been in a small town in the south but cannot either confirm or deny.

We happen across:

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for something like 50 cents.

Lets just say Jim Beam, Buttershots, a lot of beer, NASCAR (I think the Days of Thunder game) and bass fishing on the Super Nintendo were all involved over about a five day period.

Oh and we may have taken finals in there as well.

As for an actual TL drinking game, I think "General Forum: Any time someone assumes that all Americans and or Republicans are stupid." should be added. Would make pretty much any thread about any topic entertaining.

Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 01 2012 05:25 GMT
#54
http://internetdrinkinggame.com/ is pretty great actually
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Verator
Profile Joined June 2010
United States283 Posts
October 01 2012 05:36 GMT
#55
My favorite game.

Its called drinking.

You go to the bar.

You get a drink, just one.

Then you finish your drink.

Then you get another one!

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So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. -- Bertrand Russell
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
October 01 2012 06:48 GMT
#56
The Day9 Drinking Game is classic.
I usually play Kings Cup at parties.
Best drinking game has got to be Beer Pong though!
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Luisa_2
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany200 Posts
October 01 2012 11:03 GMT
#57
On October 01 2012 14:20 feanor1 wrote:
We do one two liter in the middle with a volleyball


Dude with a Volleyball?! Thats way to easy... Tennisball is the way to go
"Tasteless,why did the Colossus fall over?" "Why?" " Because it was imbalanced"
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