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Eskii
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada544 Posts
July 05 2008 23:22 GMT
#61
Tool ;/
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
July 06 2008 00:48 GMT
#62
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
July 06 2008 01:00 GMT
#63
This is a great story. I wonder how true it is.
Live to win.
Dosed
Profile Joined June 2008
Australia47 Posts
July 06 2008 01:30 GMT
#64
On September 28 2005 21:37 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Personally I think cuddling > stable finances > sex > shopping

very true my friend!
It's right on time
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 06 2008 01:44 GMT
#65
sex > shopping?

So, I've been doing it all wrong then.

I should just be going up to girls in clothing stores and saying, "Wanna upgrade your current activity?"
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 06 2008 01:49 GMT
#66
i cant believe i read that big ass story about a snake,for that lame ass punch line..i just wasted like 10 minutes of my life
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
July 06 2008 02:00 GMT
#67
Actually, I thought that it was a great story. I just wish it had a better ending ;D

Where was it from?
Moderator
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
July 06 2008 02:04 GMT
#68
On July 06 2008 10:44 Funchucks wrote:
sex > shopping?

So, I've been doing it all wrong then.

I should just be going up to girls in clothing stores and saying, "Wanna upgrade your current activity?"

[image loading]
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
July 06 2008 02:05 GMT
#69
these kind of stories remind me of "seinfeld"...
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
July 06 2008 02:11 GMT
#70
I say we finish the story :D
Running is the essence of battle
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
July 06 2008 03:08 GMT
#71
never bump a zia thread again
demo1
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada145 Posts
July 06 2008 03:27 GMT
#72
fucking owned. GGGGGGGGGGG
yeyeyey
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
July 06 2008 03:35 GMT
#73
On July 06 2008 11:04 HeadBangaa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2008 10:44 Funchucks wrote:
sex > shopping?

So, I've been doing it all wrong then.

I should just be going up to girls in clothing stores and saying, "Wanna upgrade your current activity?"

[image loading]


http://www.instantrimshot.com/
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 06 2008 04:20 GMT
#74
That is an epic story though. What a way to end a relationship...
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 06 2008 04:44 GMT
#75
epic bump and an epic story, can't think of anything better
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Danzepol
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States211 Posts
July 06 2008 07:12 GMT
#76
i read that entire story here on TL awhile back, its kind of ridiculous
in a fox with a box
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
July 06 2008 17:14 GMT
#77
On September 28 2005 21:21 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
tee hee zia has a girlfriend


Conspiracy?
Sze-Yuen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada23 Posts
July 06 2008 17:33 GMT
#78
har har. funny story, i gotta try that sometime hah.
Can You Take Me?~~ PrOToSS FTW ~~
ZpuX
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden1230 Posts
July 06 2008 18:21 GMT
#79
I really am living in the stereotype relationship... insane how much I can relate to those stories....
Really, play for fun!
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
July 07 2008 00:21 GMT
#80
On July 06 2008 07:53 randombum wrote:
Super long story, but one that I enjoyed reading coming up. It will take at least an hour of your time. You have been warned. Also it does not follow the normal pattern of male vs female stereotypes this thread has. But it fits rather well with a current TL trend.


Ahahaha, I read that whole fucking thing, took like 30 minutes...
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
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