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"I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either."
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Valhalla18444 Posts
tee hee zia has a girlfriend
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Baltimore, USA22247 Posts
On September 28 2005 21:21 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: tee hee zia has a girlfriend
GIRL ON GIRL IS HOT
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wow thats a good read. hehe bookmark this for future use.
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wow read this on entensity. very funny story still.
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its very sad story because its true-.-;;
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"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." I don't understand that.
"You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." I understand that.
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
I have never figured out why men put up with crap like this in the first place (i.e. why doesn't he just dump her and move on).
Oh wait yes I have. It's for the sex.
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Lmao thank you so much, this made my day!
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ohh, that means she does not love/know you enough to have sex with you?
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On September 28 2005 21:31 StimpackAbuser wrote: ohh, that means she does not love/know you enough to have sex with you? it means that men are turned on by female body, and women are turned on by how sweet cute and romantic you are to them. blah blah blah
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Personally I think cuddling > stable finances > sex > shopping
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On September 28 2005 21:37 MoltkeWarding wrote: Personally I think cuddling > stable finances > sex > shopping
i dont follow? spooning is for queers
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On September 28 2005 21:39 ColdSoup wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2005 21:37 MoltkeWarding wrote: Personally I think cuddling > stable finances > sex > shopping
i dont follow? spooning is for queers well when youre as old as moltke you need a stable retirement fund and sex can be too tiresome and cause heart attack.
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Yeah, good oldie. Read it a few years ago, but it's still funny.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 21:39 ColdSoup wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2005 21:37 MoltkeWarding wrote: Personally I think cuddling > stable finances > sex > shopping
i dont follow? spooning is for queers
Bahahahhahahaha
best post ever
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haahah that was a good read thx
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lol i had forgotten about this
thanks a lot for reminding zia it was a really funny read
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On September 28 2005 21:41 Sfydjklm wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2005 21:39 ColdSoup wrote:On September 28 2005 21:37 MoltkeWarding wrote: Personally I think cuddling > stable finances > sex > shopping
i dont follow? spooning is for queers well when youre as old as moltke you need a stable retirement fund and sex can be too tiresome and cause heart attack.
Moltke is 19?
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you're on our side smurfette?
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