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We are extremely close to shutting down this thread for the same reasons the PUA thread was shut down. While some of the time this thread contains actual discussion with people asking help and people giving nice advice, it often gets derailed by rubbish that should not be here. The moderation team will be trying to steer this thread in a different direction from now on.

Posts of the following nature are banned:
1) ANYTHING regarding PUA. If your post contains the words 'alpha' or 'beta' or anything of that sort please don't hit post.
2) Stupid brags. You can tell us about your nice success stories with someone, but posts such as 'lol 50 Tinder matches' are a no-no.
3) Any misogynistic bullshit, including discussion about rape culture.
4) One night stands and random sex. These are basically brags that invariably devolve into gender role discussions and misogynistic comments.

Last chance, guys. This thread is for dating advice and sharing dating stories. While gender roles, sociocultural norms, and our biological imperative to reproduce are all tangentially related, these subjects are not the main purpose of the thread. Please AVOID these discussions. If you want to discuss them at length, go to PMs or start a blog. If you disagree with someone's ideologies, state that you disagree with them and why they won't work from a dating standpoint and move on. We will not tolerate any lengthy derailments that aren't directly about dating.
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland27230 Posts
January 14 2014 17:50 GMT
#7481
Surprisingly she changed her mind on that front lol
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
SixStrings
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Germany2046 Posts
January 14 2014 19:54 GMT
#7482
I've been with my first girlfriend for five years. We met when we were fifteen and moved in together when we were seventeen.

Now, six years later, she is married. I visited her this weekend, because we kept 'in touch' for most of the time and her husband was working. I made her call him when while she was going down on me, not too obvious of course, but enough so that it really drove me crazy.

So the next noon, he comes back, early of course, because apparently life is a cheap romance novel, and attacks me.
One would assume he would be furious at his wife...

Anyway, I still sometimes consider her 'mine', and I had a fair bit to drink, so when he attacks me, physically I might add, I don't run away but try and fight, he kicks my ass, his wife cries, and I puke on his feet from a punch in the gut...

Here's to exes...
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
January 14 2014 20:00 GMT
#7483
you deserved it you dumbass
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
January 14 2014 20:02 GMT
#7484
ya, sounds like you're just a scumbag
SixStrings
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Germany2046 Posts
January 14 2014 20:27 GMT
#7485
If you have had sex with someone more than two thousand times, they have a hold on you like glue.
We made love to each other for eleven years,

I've never cheated on anyone in my life, and I figure if she's cheated with me as often as she did, she probably cheated on me quite a bit as well, so why would I want to protect her marriage?
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland27230 Posts
January 14 2014 20:50 GMT
#7486
That logic aside why did you make her call him at that juncture?
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-14 20:59:44
January 14 2014 20:59 GMT
#7487
On January 15 2014 05:27 SixStrings wrote:
If you have had sex with someone more than two thousand times, they have a hold on you like glue.
We made love to each other for eleven years,

I've never cheated on anyone in my life, and I figure if she's cheated with me as often as she did, she probably cheated on me quite a bit as well, so why would I want to protect her marriage?


That's some pretty backwards and messed up justification. Especially the "probably" part.
Calanthe
Profile Joined October 2012
United States148 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-14 22:43:31
January 14 2014 22:21 GMT
#7488
He made her call her husband because it was a power trip.
my heart's the bitter buffalo
SixStrings
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Germany2046 Posts
January 14 2014 22:48 GMT
#7489
I just get strangely possessive when I'm around her.

Call me a hopeless romantic, but it might be love, even after all these years.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
January 14 2014 23:25 GMT
#7490
had sex w her thousands of times
calls her husband while going down on you
she probably cheated on you

LOVE BABY
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
SixStrings
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Germany2046 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-14 23:37:28
January 14 2014 23:33 GMT
#7491
From my side, not from hers...

And I'm obviously joking, I'm not assuming this will end in a romantic car-ride into the sunset.
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
January 15 2014 00:32 GMT
#7492
On January 15 2014 04:54 SixStrings wrote:
I've been with my first girlfriend for five years. We met when we were fifteen and moved in together when we were seventeen.

Now, six years later, she is married. I visited her this weekend, because we kept 'in touch' for most of the time and her husband was working. I made her call him when while she was going down on me, not too obvious of course, but enough so that it really drove me crazy.

So the next noon, he comes back, early of course, because apparently life is a cheap romance novel, and attacks me.
One would assume he would be furious at his wife...

Anyway, I still sometimes consider her 'mine', and I had a fair bit to drink, so when he attacks me, physically I might add, I don't run away but try and fight, he kicks my ass, his wife cries, and I puke on his feet from a punch in the gut...

Here's to exes...



your the lowest kind of person
¯\_(☺)_/¯
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
January 15 2014 00:47 GMT
#7493
As others have noted, you're a scumbag of the worst kind and he probably should have beaten you harder if you're able to talk about it this freely.

I know I would've. You've got some major ego issues to say it lightly.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
Calanthe
Profile Joined October 2012
United States148 Posts
January 15 2014 01:09 GMT
#7494
Uh, that's probably a little unnecessary. He totally deserved to get his ass kicked and he should think for a long time before inflicting himself on another woman, but idk if he shoulda had a worse beating. (I want pics tho. Do you have pics of any black eyes, SixStrings?)
my heart's the bitter buffalo
SixStrings
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Germany2046 Posts
January 15 2014 01:18 GMT
#7495
On January 15 2014 10:09 Calanthe wrote:
he should think for a long time before inflicting himself on another woman, )


What? I never mistreated a woman. I did something selfish, I got my ask kicked, even Stevens.
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4783 Posts
January 15 2014 01:26 GMT
#7496
On a brighter note: I'm going on a date tomorrow with a beautiful girl, former figure skater and now doing her masters at a business school. Should be interesting
chadissilent
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada1187 Posts
January 15 2014 04:13 GMT
#7497
On January 15 2014 04:54 SixStrings wrote:
I've been with my first girlfriend for five years. We met when we were fifteen and moved in together when we were seventeen.

Now, six years later, she is married. I visited her this weekend, because we kept 'in touch' for most of the time and her husband was working. I made her call him when while she was going down on me, not too obvious of course, but enough so that it really drove me crazy.

So the next noon, he comes back, early of course, because apparently life is a cheap romance novel, and attacks me.
One would assume he would be furious at his wife...

Anyway, I still sometimes consider her 'mine', and I had a fair bit to drink, so when he attacks me, physically I might add, I don't run away but try and fight, he kicks my ass, his wife cries, and I puke on his feet from a punch in the gut...

Here's to exes...

If you did that to me/my wife, you wouldn't have enough healthy fingers to be typing right now.
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7393 Posts
January 15 2014 04:22 GMT
#7498
On January 15 2014 10:26 Ghostcom wrote:
On a brighter note: I'm going on a date tomorrow with a beautiful girl, former figure skater and now doing her masters at a business school. Should be interesting


I like this notion of a brighter note.

Good luck on your date! Hope it goes well, make sure to come back with some details or a story so we can continue the brighter note thing.
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
MightyBill
Profile Joined October 2013
93 Posts
January 15 2014 08:14 GMT
#7499
On cheating girls I do have a funny story. About 7 years ago I was banging a girl on a regular basis for like 2 months. So we were enjoying ourselves when suddenly she got a phone call which she answered, after which she said "you got to leave now, my boyfriend is coming over in 10 minutes". So my reaction was more along the lives of "what the fuck you have a boyfriend?".

Anyway she went to have a quick shower after she shoved me out of her room (in a big student house). I couldn't really think straight for my next plan of action, because about 5 minutes before I was happily exercising my carnal lusts, so I went to the toilet to call a buddy for advise, like should I wait for the guy and tell him? Or just walk away? His advice was pretty golden: "don't be a white Knight, you'll just get punched. Just steal something that is hers, she'll never dare to call you again anyway!"

So I took her toasti maker from the kitchen. And believe me, the tosti's still taste good
Mikau
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Netherlands1446 Posts
January 15 2014 08:53 GMT
#7500
On January 15 2014 13:13 chadissilent wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2014 04:54 SixStrings wrote:
I've been with my first girlfriend for five years. We met when we were fifteen and moved in together when we were seventeen.

Now, six years later, she is married. I visited her this weekend, because we kept 'in touch' for most of the time and her husband was working. I made her call him when while she was going down on me, not too obvious of course, but enough so that it really drove me crazy.

So the next noon, he comes back, early of course, because apparently life is a cheap romance novel, and attacks me.
One would assume he would be furious at his wife...

Anyway, I still sometimes consider her 'mine', and I had a fair bit to drink, so when he attacks me, physically I might add, I don't run away but try and fight, he kicks my ass, his wife cries, and I puke on his feet from a punch in the gut...

Here's to exes...

If you did that to me/my wife, you wouldn't have enough healthy fingers to be typing right now.

While agree that he's a total scumbag, I'd say the wife is at least as guilty here, if not more. He didn't do this 'to the wife', the wife and him did something awful to the husband.
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