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We are extremely close to shutting down this thread for the same reasons the PUA thread was shut down. While some of the time this thread contains actual discussion with people asking help and people giving nice advice, it often gets derailed by rubbish that should not be here. The moderation team will be trying to steer this thread in a different direction from now on.

Posts of the following nature are banned:
1) ANYTHING regarding PUA. If your post contains the words 'alpha' or 'beta' or anything of that sort please don't hit post.
2) Stupid brags. You can tell us about your nice success stories with someone, but posts such as 'lol 50 Tinder matches' are a no-no.
3) Any misogynistic bullshit, including discussion about rape culture.
4) One night stands and random sex. These are basically brags that invariably devolve into gender role discussions and misogynistic comments.

Last chance, guys. This thread is for dating advice and sharing dating stories. While gender roles, sociocultural norms, and our biological imperative to reproduce are all tangentially related, these subjects are not the main purpose of the thread. Please AVOID these discussions. If you want to discuss them at length, go to PMs or start a blog. If you disagree with someone's ideologies, state that you disagree with them and why they won't work from a dating standpoint and move on. We will not tolerate any lengthy derailments that aren't directly about dating.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
January 12 2014 22:33 GMT
#7461
Just let her cook, done. =P
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
January 13 2014 01:39 GMT
#7462
She cooks the whole year xD
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
IAmWithStupid
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Russian Federation1016 Posts
January 13 2014 05:17 GMT
#7463
On January 13 2014 07:12 chadissilent wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 13 2014 01:18 IAmWithStupid wrote:
I actually prefer to celebrate the 13th of February aka International Desperation Day. Don't get me wrong, I don't take advantage of lonely girls, I love the atmosphere: the pubs are full, standards are low, expectations are even lower and the decisions are poor...

I think we could be good friends.

I'll call you, if I move to Canada!
On January 13 2014 07:24 rezoacken wrote:
I'll probably still forget about valentine's day, get reminded the day itself or the day before and have to think of something to do at the last minute. Like trying to put my not so great cooking skills at work. And then two weeks later, it's her birthday.

Your post reminds me of the show "Young Justice". Wally West (Kid Flash) almost forgets about VD:
+ Show Spoiler +
Insert wise words here
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
January 13 2014 06:04 GMT
#7464
With regards to Phyren's post. I've been in that situation for nearly 2 years now. College and what not. It's varied from us breaking up and breaks and whatever to staying together. It's basically a matter of how much of a fuck you give. If you truly don't care that much about her where you don't want to marry her or you don't see a future with her you shouldn't necessarily break up with her, but you should make sure she knows how you feel so she can break up with you. Right now, unless it's very clear to her, she's being lead on unintentionally.
User was warned for too many mimes.
toxifly
Profile Joined May 2010
Poland24 Posts
January 13 2014 18:03 GMT
#7465
On January 10 2014 11:16 Zooper31 wrote:
Took some advice and tried some new online dating sites with some new invigoration, Okcupid and Match.

Alrdy have a date with a super cute girl this weekend. Excited, not going to let chances slip and not overthink things.


How did it go?
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26359 Posts
January 14 2014 01:40 GMT
#7466
Oh dear god I really screwed the pooch the other night lol.

Was getting on quite well with this girl throughout the evening. I was doing my whole 'routine' (which is actually just me without any pretense) and standing around in a bar talking to my friend. She took umbrage at my lack of dancing chops and whatnot and dragged me onto the floor, which was surprisingly fun as I generally hate dancing.

Anyway, long story short, I was taking her number on my phone and as I was doing so accidentally opened up my camera roll, last image of which for some reason was a picture of my dick. FFS
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
January 14 2014 01:56 GMT
#7467
On January 14 2014 10:40 Wombat_NI wrote:
Oh dear god I really screwed the pooch the other night lol.

Was getting on quite well with this girl throughout the evening. I was doing my whole 'routine' (which is actually just me without any pretense) and standing around in a bar talking to my friend. She took umbrage at my lack of dancing chops and whatnot and dragged me onto the floor, which was surprisingly fun as I generally hate dancing.

Anyway, long story short, I was taking her number on my phone and as I was doing so accidentally opened up my camera roll, last image of which for some reason was a picture of my dick. FFS


>Well Played!
>Game is hard.

But seriously why do you have a dick picture on your phone like that at all?
chadissilent
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada1187 Posts
January 14 2014 02:29 GMT
#7468
On January 14 2014 10:40 Wombat_NI wrote:
Oh dear god I really screwed the pooch the other night lol.

Was getting on quite well with this girl throughout the evening. I was doing my whole 'routine' (which is actually just me without any pretense) and standing around in a bar talking to my friend. She took umbrage at my lack of dancing chops and whatnot and dragged me onto the floor, which was surprisingly fun as I generally hate dancing.

Anyway, long story short, I was taking her number on my phone and as I was doing so accidentally opened up my camera roll, last image of which for some reason was a picture of my dick. FFS

If you have to take dick pics, you fail at life.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
January 14 2014 02:32 GMT
#7469
Wait where is the problem?
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26359 Posts
January 14 2014 02:41 GMT
#7470
On January 14 2014 11:29 chadissilent wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 14 2014 10:40 Wombat_NI wrote:
Oh dear god I really screwed the pooch the other night lol.

Was getting on quite well with this girl throughout the evening. I was doing my whole 'routine' (which is actually just me without any pretense) and standing around in a bar talking to my friend. She took umbrage at my lack of dancing chops and whatnot and dragged me onto the floor, which was surprisingly fun as I generally hate dancing.

Anyway, long story short, I was taking her number on my phone and as I was doing so accidentally opened up my camera roll, last image of which for some reason was a picture of my dick. FFS

If you have to take dick pics, you fail at life.

While I'm not offended as such, the fuck?

I thought it amusing me accidentally exposing pictures that were sent between me and my (now ex) partner, who reciprocated in kind to a stranger. This thread encompasses all things from amusing fails, to genuine queries and advice and everything in between, no need to be a prick.
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
January 14 2014 02:59 GMT
#7471
<3 I thuoght that was funny actually. Wonder why you keep them on your cellphone though.
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26359 Posts
January 14 2014 03:05 GMT
#7472
My PC is in my garage atm to record music, and my ethernet port packed in so I can't even use Homeports and my Wi-Fi barely reaches. Basically have to go inside to do anything internet-related, sent one with the Facebook app and didn't realise it auto-saved to the camera roll anyway lol
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5711 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-14 04:09:06
January 14 2014 04:04 GMT
#7473
On January 14 2014 03:03 toxifly wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 10 2014 11:16 Zooper31 wrote:
Took some advice and tried some new online dating sites with some new invigoration, Okcupid and Match.

Alrdy have a date with a super cute girl this weekend. Excited, not going to let chances slip and not overthink things.


How did it go?


Had coffee and talked and hung out for several hours. Had lots in common and had a good time, no shortage of stuff to talk and laugh about. Gave her a massage and we kissed. Plan to see her later this week.

Side note. Ex is messaging me about how she's been horney lately and thought about me in a couple dreams, and how she hasn't gotten any in awhile from her current bf. And then 2days later she informs me she's single, I can see where this is going alrdy.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
January 14 2014 04:57 GMT
#7474
On January 14 2014 13:04 Zooper31 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 14 2014 03:03 toxifly wrote:
On January 10 2014 11:16 Zooper31 wrote:
Took some advice and tried some new online dating sites with some new invigoration, Okcupid and Match.

Alrdy have a date with a super cute girl this weekend. Excited, not going to let chances slip and not overthink things.


How did it go?


Had coffee and talked and hung out for several hours. Had lots in common and had a good time, no shortage of stuff to talk and laugh about. Gave her a massage and we kissed. Plan to see her later this week.

Side note. Ex is messaging me about how she's been horney lately and thought about me in a couple dreams, and how she hasn't gotten any in awhile from her current bf. And then 2days later she informs me she's single, I can see where this is going alrdy.



sounds like a classy girl. you should totally date her again
¯\_(☺)_/¯
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
January 14 2014 05:05 GMT
#7475
And that guy didn't want to use online dating : )
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
January 14 2014 05:49 GMT
#7476
On January 14 2014 10:40 Wombat_NI wrote:
Oh dear god I really screwed the pooch the other night lol.

Was getting on quite well with this girl throughout the evening. I was doing my whole 'routine' (which is actually just me without any pretense) and standing around in a bar talking to my friend. She took umbrage at my lack of dancing chops and whatnot and dragged me onto the floor, which was surprisingly fun as I generally hate dancing.

Anyway, long story short, I was taking her number on my phone and as I was doing so accidentally opened up my camera roll, last image of which for some reason was a picture of my dick. FFS

Haha that's unfortunate :/. Well unfortunate if we assume taking a picture of your dick is a good move.
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
January 14 2014 09:42 GMT
#7477
On January 14 2014 13:57 Kojak21 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 14 2014 13:04 Zooper31 wrote:
On January 14 2014 03:03 toxifly wrote:
On January 10 2014 11:16 Zooper31 wrote:
Took some advice and tried some new online dating sites with some new invigoration, Okcupid and Match.

Alrdy have a date with a super cute girl this weekend. Excited, not going to let chances slip and not overthink things.


How did it go?


Had coffee and talked and hung out for several hours. Had lots in common and had a good time, no shortage of stuff to talk and laugh about. Gave her a massage and we kissed. Plan to see her later this week.

Side note. Ex is messaging me about how she's been horney lately and thought about me in a couple dreams, and how she hasn't gotten any in awhile from her current bf. And then 2days later she informs me she's single, I can see where this is going alrdy.



sounds like a classy girl. you should totally date her again


Fuck dating, just fuck buddies.

Inb4 you or her gets all clingy.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
January 14 2014 15:40 GMT
#7478
On January 14 2014 10:40 Wombat_NI wrote:
Oh dear god I really screwed the pooch the other night lol.

Was getting on quite well with this girl throughout the evening. I was doing my whole 'routine' (which is actually just me without any pretense) and standing around in a bar talking to my friend. She took umbrage at my lack of dancing chops and whatnot and dragged me onto the floor, which was surprisingly fun as I generally hate dancing.

Anyway, long story short, I was taking her number on my phone and as I was doing so accidentally opened up my camera roll, last image of which for some reason was a picture of my dick. FFS

hahahahahahaha that's fantastic
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
January 14 2014 15:56 GMT
#7479
On January 14 2014 18:42 FractalsOnFire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 14 2014 13:57 Kojak21 wrote:
On January 14 2014 13:04 Zooper31 wrote:
On January 14 2014 03:03 toxifly wrote:
On January 10 2014 11:16 Zooper31 wrote:
Took some advice and tried some new online dating sites with some new invigoration, Okcupid and Match.

Alrdy have a date with a super cute girl this weekend. Excited, not going to let chances slip and not overthink things.


How did it go?


Had coffee and talked and hung out for several hours. Had lots in common and had a good time, no shortage of stuff to talk and laugh about. Gave her a massage and we kissed. Plan to see her later this week.

Side note. Ex is messaging me about how she's been horney lately and thought about me in a couple dreams, and how she hasn't gotten any in awhile from her current bf. And then 2days later she informs me she's single, I can see where this is going alrdy.



sounds like a classy girl. you should totally date her again


Fuck dating, just fuck buddies.

Inb4 you or her gets all clingy.

I can't tell if that's a great or terrible idea. I'd personally probably stray from it unless I was sure they'd be the one to get clingy and I wouldn't.
User was warned for too many mimes.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
January 14 2014 16:09 GMT
#7480
On January 14 2014 11:41 Wombat_NI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 14 2014 11:29 chadissilent wrote:
On January 14 2014 10:40 Wombat_NI wrote:
Oh dear god I really screwed the pooch the other night lol.

Was getting on quite well with this girl throughout the evening. I was doing my whole 'routine' (which is actually just me without any pretense) and standing around in a bar talking to my friend. She took umbrage at my lack of dancing chops and whatnot and dragged me onto the floor, which was surprisingly fun as I generally hate dancing.

Anyway, long story short, I was taking her number on my phone and as I was doing so accidentally opened up my camera roll, last image of which for some reason was a picture of my dick. FFS

If you have to take dick pics, you fail at life.

While I'm not offended as such, the fuck?

I thought it amusing me accidentally exposing pictures that were sent between me and my (now ex) partner, who reciprocated in kind to a stranger. This thread encompasses all things from amusing fails, to genuine queries and advice and everything in between, no need to be a prick.


Wait so...did she go through with giving you the number? You didn't actually resolve the story.
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