|
|
|
On August 25 2016 05:11 JimmiC wrote:
How many people googled spornosexuals?
Hadn't heard of it either. But now I don't see why he thinks it applies to Brits in particular.
|
On August 25 2016 05:30 Dan HH wrote:Hadn't heard of it either. But now I don't see why he thinks it applies to Brits in particular.
Apparently because it was born/popularized in Northeastern England, according to this article
www.esquire.co.uk
|
On August 25 2016 04:45 Djzapz wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 04:36 SoSexy wrote:On August 25 2016 04:24 Djzapz wrote:
I have this friend who lives in Regina, Saskatchwan. His girlfriend lives somewhere in Colorado I think. They're both nerds, so they've been having this long distance relationship for many years now, at least 7 years which is a recipe for disaster. It has had its ups and down, breakups and getting back together in weird circumstances, as you would expect from two undersexed people scrambling to meet up once or twice a year for a week of intense nerdy fucking.
A few months ago they "broke up" for a couple of weeks when she said the long distance thing wasn't working out and they needed to move in together fast. After that they got back together and got engaged, things seemed to get better.
Last weekend she was setup to meet him in Regina, he paid for her flight from Denver (not cheap). The whole day she was traveling and texting him about passing security, about what she was eating in the airport restaurants, she would update him on the details of her travels. When he was about to meet her at the airport, she texted him, saying she had fallen asleep during her layover, before her 2nd flight from Calgary to Regina, so she had to pay a $75 fee to rebook. So 6 hours later, in the middle of the night, he drives over to the airport and as he's waiting there, she texts him that she's back in Denver. Not that she's going back, but that she's actually back. Calgary -> Denver is something like a 2h30 flight, but she informs him that she's not coming when she's back in Denver.
He's since been able to figure out that all of what I explained never actually happened. She never took her flight from Denver to Calgary, she seemingly never left Colorado and she just made shit up about her travels, never having planned to show up. And it's not like she scammed him, he'd met her a bunch of times before. He says that before this whole ordeal, they had seemingly been on good terms. And she suddenly decides to fuck him over like that, after days of talking about how they were excited to see each other. Knowing that she wouldn't make it to the airport in Regina, she allowed him to go there, she allowed him to believe that they would meet up there, she made him stay up all night to pick her up at an airport knowing that she would never be there. And she said she got cold feed, she doesn't know what she wants, etc, the "it's not you it's me" speech thing.
And so now he's pouring his heart out at me, wondering why she did that to him. And I have no answer. What the fuck? Girls are crazy. Ignore and move on. Better now than after 10 years of marriage, kids and a mortgage in common I'm trying to understand, and so is he. Crazy is what I said to him. But what kind of crazy is that? What makes a girl so insecure (or something) and so fucking insane that she does something like that to someone she presumably loves (or has sustained a positive relationship with)? Like as she was webbing her lies she had to know that it would just destroy him emotionally. How do you send those texts? How do you make up "I'm at Subway eating a steak sandwich" and "Fell asleep and have to pay $75 specifically" as she was presumably in Colorado doing whatever the fuck crazy people do in Colorado. What brand of crazy is this?
No point in trying to understand. Women are snakes with tits. Give your friend a man hug and go out drinking together. That's what me and my friends usually do.
|
On August 25 2016 06:44 RvB wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 04:45 Djzapz wrote:On August 25 2016 04:36 SoSexy wrote:On August 25 2016 04:24 Djzapz wrote:
I have this friend who lives in Regina, Saskatchwan. His girlfriend lives somewhere in Colorado I think. They're both nerds, so they've been having this long distance relationship for many years now, at least 7 years which is a recipe for disaster. It has had its ups and down, breakups and getting back together in weird circumstances, as you would expect from two undersexed people scrambling to meet up once or twice a year for a week of intense nerdy fucking.
A few months ago they "broke up" for a couple of weeks when she said the long distance thing wasn't working out and they needed to move in together fast. After that they got back together and got engaged, things seemed to get better.
Last weekend she was setup to meet him in Regina, he paid for her flight from Denver (not cheap). The whole day she was traveling and texting him about passing security, about what she was eating in the airport restaurants, she would update him on the details of her travels. When he was about to meet her at the airport, she texted him, saying she had fallen asleep during her layover, before her 2nd flight from Calgary to Regina, so she had to pay a $75 fee to rebook. So 6 hours later, in the middle of the night, he drives over to the airport and as he's waiting there, she texts him that she's back in Denver. Not that she's going back, but that she's actually back. Calgary -> Denver is something like a 2h30 flight, but she informs him that she's not coming when she's back in Denver.
He's since been able to figure out that all of what I explained never actually happened. She never took her flight from Denver to Calgary, she seemingly never left Colorado and she just made shit up about her travels, never having planned to show up. And it's not like she scammed him, he'd met her a bunch of times before. He says that before this whole ordeal, they had seemingly been on good terms. And she suddenly decides to fuck him over like that, after days of talking about how they were excited to see each other. Knowing that she wouldn't make it to the airport in Regina, she allowed him to go there, she allowed him to believe that they would meet up there, she made him stay up all night to pick her up at an airport knowing that she would never be there. And she said she got cold feed, she doesn't know what she wants, etc, the "it's not you it's me" speech thing.
And so now he's pouring his heart out at me, wondering why she did that to him. And I have no answer. What the fuck? Girls are crazy. Ignore and move on. Better now than after 10 years of marriage, kids and a mortgage in common I'm trying to understand, and so is he. Crazy is what I said to him. But what kind of crazy is that? What makes a girl so insecure (or something) and so fucking insane that she does something like that to someone she presumably loves (or has sustained a positive relationship with)? Like as she was webbing her lies she had to know that it would just destroy him emotionally. How do you send those texts? How do you make up "I'm at Subway eating a steak sandwich" and "Fell asleep and have to pay $75 specifically" as she was presumably in Colorado doing whatever the fuck crazy people do in Colorado. What brand of crazy is this? No point in trying to understand. Women are snakes with tits. Give your friend a man hug and go out drinking together. That's what me and my friends usually do.
We're long distance friends :p
|
ZigguratOfUr
Iraq16955 Posts
Does anyone know any good sources about numbers of people executed in history? After learning that between 1651 and 1871 in Edo Japan hundreds of thousands of people got executed I wanted to compare that to other civilizations, but couldn't find any figures.
|
On August 25 2016 06:53 Djzapz wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 06:44 RvB wrote:On August 25 2016 04:45 Djzapz wrote:On August 25 2016 04:36 SoSexy wrote:On August 25 2016 04:24 Djzapz wrote:
I have this friend who lives in Regina, Saskatchwan. His girlfriend lives somewhere in Colorado I think. They're both nerds, so they've been having this long distance relationship for many years now, at least 7 years which is a recipe for disaster. It has had its ups and down, breakups and getting back together in weird circumstances, as you would expect from two undersexed people scrambling to meet up once or twice a year for a week of intense nerdy fucking.
A few months ago they "broke up" for a couple of weeks when she said the long distance thing wasn't working out and they needed to move in together fast. After that they got back together and got engaged, things seemed to get better.
Last weekend she was setup to meet him in Regina, he paid for her flight from Denver (not cheap). The whole day she was traveling and texting him about passing security, about what she was eating in the airport restaurants, she would update him on the details of her travels. When he was about to meet her at the airport, she texted him, saying she had fallen asleep during her layover, before her 2nd flight from Calgary to Regina, so she had to pay a $75 fee to rebook. So 6 hours later, in the middle of the night, he drives over to the airport and as he's waiting there, she texts him that she's back in Denver. Not that she's going back, but that she's actually back. Calgary -> Denver is something like a 2h30 flight, but she informs him that she's not coming when she's back in Denver.
He's since been able to figure out that all of what I explained never actually happened. She never took her flight from Denver to Calgary, she seemingly never left Colorado and she just made shit up about her travels, never having planned to show up. And it's not like she scammed him, he'd met her a bunch of times before. He says that before this whole ordeal, they had seemingly been on good terms. And she suddenly decides to fuck him over like that, after days of talking about how they were excited to see each other. Knowing that she wouldn't make it to the airport in Regina, she allowed him to go there, she allowed him to believe that they would meet up there, she made him stay up all night to pick her up at an airport knowing that she would never be there. And she said she got cold feed, she doesn't know what she wants, etc, the "it's not you it's me" speech thing.
And so now he's pouring his heart out at me, wondering why she did that to him. And I have no answer. What the fuck? Girls are crazy. Ignore and move on. Better now than after 10 years of marriage, kids and a mortgage in common I'm trying to understand, and so is he. Crazy is what I said to him. But what kind of crazy is that? What makes a girl so insecure (or something) and so fucking insane that she does something like that to someone she presumably loves (or has sustained a positive relationship with)? Like as she was webbing her lies she had to know that it would just destroy him emotionally. How do you send those texts? How do you make up "I'm at Subway eating a steak sandwich" and "Fell asleep and have to pay $75 specifically" as she was presumably in Colorado doing whatever the fuck crazy people do in Colorado. What brand of crazy is this? No point in trying to understand. Women are snakes with tits. Give your friend a man hug and go out drinking together. That's what me and my friends usually do. We're long distance friends :p
Play a low-skill game and get drunk on skype together. Angry Birds, Overwatch or League would do the trick.
+ Show Spoiler +<Hides under a table doing a trollface.>
|
On August 25 2016 12:43 Yoav wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 06:53 Djzapz wrote:On August 25 2016 06:44 RvB wrote:On August 25 2016 04:45 Djzapz wrote:On August 25 2016 04:36 SoSexy wrote:On August 25 2016 04:24 Djzapz wrote:
I have this friend who lives in Regina, Saskatchwan. His girlfriend lives somewhere in Colorado I think. They're both nerds, so they've been having this long distance relationship for many years now, at least 7 years which is a recipe for disaster. It has had its ups and down, breakups and getting back together in weird circumstances, as you would expect from two undersexed people scrambling to meet up once or twice a year for a week of intense nerdy fucking.
A few months ago they "broke up" for a couple of weeks when she said the long distance thing wasn't working out and they needed to move in together fast. After that they got back together and got engaged, things seemed to get better.
Last weekend she was setup to meet him in Regina, he paid for her flight from Denver (not cheap). The whole day she was traveling and texting him about passing security, about what she was eating in the airport restaurants, she would update him on the details of her travels. When he was about to meet her at the airport, she texted him, saying she had fallen asleep during her layover, before her 2nd flight from Calgary to Regina, so she had to pay a $75 fee to rebook. So 6 hours later, in the middle of the night, he drives over to the airport and as he's waiting there, she texts him that she's back in Denver. Not that she's going back, but that she's actually back. Calgary -> Denver is something like a 2h30 flight, but she informs him that she's not coming when she's back in Denver.
He's since been able to figure out that all of what I explained never actually happened. She never took her flight from Denver to Calgary, she seemingly never left Colorado and she just made shit up about her travels, never having planned to show up. And it's not like she scammed him, he'd met her a bunch of times before. He says that before this whole ordeal, they had seemingly been on good terms. And she suddenly decides to fuck him over like that, after days of talking about how they were excited to see each other. Knowing that she wouldn't make it to the airport in Regina, she allowed him to go there, she allowed him to believe that they would meet up there, she made him stay up all night to pick her up at an airport knowing that she would never be there. And she said she got cold feed, she doesn't know what she wants, etc, the "it's not you it's me" speech thing.
And so now he's pouring his heart out at me, wondering why she did that to him. And I have no answer. What the fuck? Girls are crazy. Ignore and move on. Better now than after 10 years of marriage, kids and a mortgage in common I'm trying to understand, and so is he. Crazy is what I said to him. But what kind of crazy is that? What makes a girl so insecure (or something) and so fucking insane that she does something like that to someone she presumably loves (or has sustained a positive relationship with)? Like as she was webbing her lies she had to know that it would just destroy him emotionally. How do you send those texts? How do you make up "I'm at Subway eating a steak sandwich" and "Fell asleep and have to pay $75 specifically" as she was presumably in Colorado doing whatever the fuck crazy people do in Colorado. What brand of crazy is this? No point in trying to understand. Women are snakes with tits. Give your friend a man hug and go out drinking together. That's what me and my friends usually do. We're long distance friends :p Play a low-skill game and get drunk on skype together. Angry Birds, Overwatch or League would do the trick. + Show Spoiler +<Hides under a table doing a trollface.>
I'm incredibly triggered!
|
On August 25 2016 04:40 SoSexy wrote:
Here is my question: when I play games, i love to have some background so i just open a stream and leave it on mobile quality so my ping is not affected. I'd like to do something similar with spotify or similar stuff, but youtube video buffers skyrockets my ping until the video is fully buffered and spotify makes me lag too. Do you know an alternative? I'd like to 'watch' streams of the songs I choose
I have been listening to the podcast history of our world on soundcloud as background. Maybe you can find other things you like there, try it out and see if it lags for you or not. https://soundcloud.com/
Best alternative is to create a local library of music and listen to it from your hard drive. That does not fit your request though.
|
On August 25 2016 04:40 SoSexy wrote:
Here is my question: when I play games, i love to have some background so i just open a stream and leave it on mobile quality so my ping is not affected. I'd like to do something similar with spotify or similar stuff, but youtube video buffers skyrockets my ping until the video is fully buffered and spotify makes me lag too. Do you know an alternative? I'd like to 'watch' streams of the songs I choose
Other than what Yurie mentioned, if you don't mind dropping the 'songs I choose' part, there's thousands of internet radios out there and shouldn't be difficult to find one you like. And they use lower bandwith than Youtube or Spotify.
I've been listening to this one from time to time in the past couple if years when tired of my own playlists http://nicecream.fm/channel/blue
|
On August 25 2016 06:21 OtherWorld wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 05:30 Dan HH wrote:On August 25 2016 05:11 JimmiC wrote:
How many people googled spornosexuals? Hadn't heard of it either. But now I don't see why he thinks it applies to Brits in particular. Apparently because it was born/popularized in Northeastern England, according to this article www.esquire.co.uk
the day you drop porno and sexual in a nerds den and get nothing ... yes, things are that bad here!.+ Show Spoiler +
it's because they need to defend UK from those immigrants.
|
On August 25 2016 06:53 Djzapz wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 06:44 RvB wrote:On August 25 2016 04:45 Djzapz wrote:On August 25 2016 04:36 SoSexy wrote:On August 25 2016 04:24 Djzapz wrote:
I have this friend who lives in Regina, Saskatchwan. His girlfriend lives somewhere in Colorado I think. They're both nerds, so they've been having this long distance relationship for many years now, at least 7 years which is a recipe for disaster. It has had its ups and down, breakups and getting back together in weird circumstances, as you would expect from two undersexed people scrambling to meet up once or twice a year for a week of intense nerdy fucking.
A few months ago they "broke up" for a couple of weeks when she said the long distance thing wasn't working out and they needed to move in together fast. After that they got back together and got engaged, things seemed to get better.
Last weekend she was setup to meet him in Regina, he paid for her flight from Denver (not cheap). The whole day she was traveling and texting him about passing security, about what she was eating in the airport restaurants, she would update him on the details of her travels. When he was about to meet her at the airport, she texted him, saying she had fallen asleep during her layover, before her 2nd flight from Calgary to Regina, so she had to pay a $75 fee to rebook. So 6 hours later, in the middle of the night, he drives over to the airport and as he's waiting there, she texts him that she's back in Denver. Not that she's going back, but that she's actually back. Calgary -> Denver is something like a 2h30 flight, but she informs him that she's not coming when she's back in Denver.
He's since been able to figure out that all of what I explained never actually happened. She never took her flight from Denver to Calgary, she seemingly never left Colorado and she just made shit up about her travels, never having planned to show up. And it's not like she scammed him, he'd met her a bunch of times before. He says that before this whole ordeal, they had seemingly been on good terms. And she suddenly decides to fuck him over like that, after days of talking about how they were excited to see each other. Knowing that she wouldn't make it to the airport in Regina, she allowed him to go there, she allowed him to believe that they would meet up there, she made him stay up all night to pick her up at an airport knowing that she would never be there. And she said she got cold feed, she doesn't know what she wants, etc, the "it's not you it's me" speech thing.
And so now he's pouring his heart out at me, wondering why she did that to him. And I have no answer. What the fuck? Girls are crazy. Ignore and move on. Better now than after 10 years of marriage, kids and a mortgage in common I'm trying to understand, and so is he. Crazy is what I said to him. But what kind of crazy is that? What makes a girl so insecure (or something) and so fucking insane that she does something like that to someone she presumably loves (or has sustained a positive relationship with)? Like as she was webbing her lies she had to know that it would just destroy him emotionally. How do you send those texts? How do you make up "I'm at Subway eating a steak sandwich" and "Fell asleep and have to pay $75 specifically" as she was presumably in Colorado doing whatever the fuck crazy people do in Colorado. What brand of crazy is this? No point in trying to understand. Women are snakes with tits. Give your friend a man hug and go out drinking together. That's what me and my friends usually do. We're long distance friends :p
Well, get over to him and do a crazy weekend of drinking! 
+ Show Spoiler +And when he is about to pick you up at the airport you message him saying you are actually still at home.
|
On August 25 2016 16:00 Dan HH wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 04:40 SoSexy wrote:
Here is my question: when I play games, i love to have some background so i just open a stream and leave it on mobile quality so my ping is not affected. I'd like to do something similar with spotify or similar stuff, but youtube video buffers skyrockets my ping until the video is fully buffered and spotify makes me lag too. Do you know an alternative? I'd like to 'watch' streams of the songs I choose Other than what Yurie mentioned, if you don't mind dropping the 'songs I choose' part, there's thousands of internet radios out there and shouldn't be difficult to find one you like. And they use lower bandwith than Youtube or Spotify. I've been listening to this one from time to time in the past couple if years when tired of my own playlists http://nicecream.fm/channel/blue
thanks, I'll try some radios
|
On August 25 2016 18:04 Cascade wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 06:53 Djzapz wrote:On August 25 2016 06:44 RvB wrote:On August 25 2016 04:45 Djzapz wrote:On August 25 2016 04:36 SoSexy wrote:On August 25 2016 04:24 Djzapz wrote:
I have this friend who lives in Regina, Saskatchwan. His girlfriend lives somewhere in Colorado I think. They're both nerds, so they've been having this long distance relationship for many years now, at least 7 years which is a recipe for disaster. It has had its ups and down, breakups and getting back together in weird circumstances, as you would expect from two undersexed people scrambling to meet up once or twice a year for a week of intense nerdy fucking.
A few months ago they "broke up" for a couple of weeks when she said the long distance thing wasn't working out and they needed to move in together fast. After that they got back together and got engaged, things seemed to get better.
Last weekend she was setup to meet him in Regina, he paid for her flight from Denver (not cheap). The whole day she was traveling and texting him about passing security, about what she was eating in the airport restaurants, she would update him on the details of her travels. When he was about to meet her at the airport, she texted him, saying she had fallen asleep during her layover, before her 2nd flight from Calgary to Regina, so she had to pay a $75 fee to rebook. So 6 hours later, in the middle of the night, he drives over to the airport and as he's waiting there, she texts him that she's back in Denver. Not that she's going back, but that she's actually back. Calgary -> Denver is something like a 2h30 flight, but she informs him that she's not coming when she's back in Denver.
He's since been able to figure out that all of what I explained never actually happened. She never took her flight from Denver to Calgary, she seemingly never left Colorado and she just made shit up about her travels, never having planned to show up. And it's not like she scammed him, he'd met her a bunch of times before. He says that before this whole ordeal, they had seemingly been on good terms. And she suddenly decides to fuck him over like that, after days of talking about how they were excited to see each other. Knowing that she wouldn't make it to the airport in Regina, she allowed him to go there, she allowed him to believe that they would meet up there, she made him stay up all night to pick her up at an airport knowing that she would never be there. And she said she got cold feed, she doesn't know what she wants, etc, the "it's not you it's me" speech thing.
And so now he's pouring his heart out at me, wondering why she did that to him. And I have no answer. What the fuck? Girls are crazy. Ignore and move on. Better now than after 10 years of marriage, kids and a mortgage in common I'm trying to understand, and so is he. Crazy is what I said to him. But what kind of crazy is that? What makes a girl so insecure (or something) and so fucking insane that she does something like that to someone she presumably loves (or has sustained a positive relationship with)? Like as she was webbing her lies she had to know that it would just destroy him emotionally. How do you send those texts? How do you make up "I'm at Subway eating a steak sandwich" and "Fell asleep and have to pay $75 specifically" as she was presumably in Colorado doing whatever the fuck crazy people do in Colorado. What brand of crazy is this? No point in trying to understand. Women are snakes with tits. Give your friend a man hug and go out drinking together. That's what me and my friends usually do. We're long distance friends :p Well, get over to him and do a crazy weekend of drinking! + Show Spoiler +And when he is about to pick you up at the airport you message him saying you are actually still at home.
That's exactly what I had in mind.
|
|
|
United States44439 Posts
Just give your friend a friendly brojob. #nohomo
|
Here's the link to my kickstarter so I can go visit Dave in Regina
+ Show Spoiler +I don't need your money you piece of shit. What do I look like, a charity case?
|
|
|
I'd assume his odds of meeting a woman would increase exponentially in Montreal instead of the great Canadian wastelands.
|
On August 25 2016 20:33 SoSexy wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2016 16:00 Dan HH wrote:On August 25 2016 04:40 SoSexy wrote:
Here is my question: when I play games, i love to have some background so i just open a stream and leave it on mobile quality so my ping is not affected. I'd like to do something similar with spotify or similar stuff, but youtube video buffers skyrockets my ping until the video is fully buffered and spotify makes me lag too. Do you know an alternative? I'd like to 'watch' streams of the songs I choose Other than what Yurie mentioned, if you don't mind dropping the 'songs I choose' part, there's thousands of internet radios out there and shouldn't be difficult to find one you like. And they use lower bandwith than Youtube or Spotify. I've been listening to this one from time to time in the past couple if years when tired of my own playlists http://nicecream.fm/channel/blue thanks, I'll try some radios
If you have a spotify subscription make sure to turn off high-quality streaming, or if you have a pre-set playlist make it available offline to save bandwidth.
|
|
|
|
|
|
EPT
