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+ Show Spoiler +WHAT THE FUCK!? COMCAST EMAIL WONT LET ME RECOVER MY MYSPACE PASSWORD? You're probably wondering "why the fuck does he still use myspace?" My ex gf / fiancee sent me like three private messages a couple days ago.
My God was she a sexy nympho! She definitely had the T&A factor going for her. We'd smash at least two times a day... every day. FUCK YOU MYSPACE! I can't login to check my MOTHERFUCKING PRIVATE MESSAGES. I could be missing a booty call.
OH WAIT I FORGOT I AM MARRIED. FUCK ME!!! What am I thinking... I can't be thinking about smashing my ex GF when I am married. I need Jesus or something in my life... rofl
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+ Show Spoiler +QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ, i lost my mouse/mousepad/keyboard/headphones and my bag that they were in, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. My idiocy makes me rage super hard, i want to play sc2 but i cant now :{ fuck..and all my experiments in my research are fucking up at the moment, the autoclave has to die and i can't fucking complete shit for another few days when i need results NOWWWWWW. ffs...-_-
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+ Show Spoiler +THE FUCKING PHOTON CANNON IS A DEFENSIVE UNIT YOU BRAINLESS MONKEYS!
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+ Show Spoiler +Joined in Playhem today, was in Semi-finals against this stupidly cheesy zerg.. A matchup to be cheesy, it had to be ZvZ...
First game I won convincingly, saw his lings try to sneak out, those motherfuckers cant hide from me..
Second game, he's probably like "Oh shit, this mofo had me figured out.. well what if I make more banelings this times" A poorly placed overlord caused me the game.
Shit, that's all right, I get to pick next game map.. Tal' Darim, its bad for Zerg, but maybe if I am able to just drag out to mid-game I can beat him with Muta play into mass roach and infestors.
But fuck no, our first overlords crosses paths and now he knows where i am and ling all-in me again with spines. Stupidly did not make my own spines and suicided my drones..
Fuck this guy
Although, my 3rd place match, my opponent was M.I.A. So got into 3rd place for free, overall.. Did not fucking learned anything in the tourny or improved in my play.. Just got $2.00 off it
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+ Show Spoiler +Please stop busting me with roaches and banelings, it worked 1 time ever and the ladder decides to put me up against 3 zergs in a row who think the solution to a forge fast expand by the protoss is to make a lot of stuff and suicide it into a wall. I don't even undestand it but I end up just making multiple wall layers so they break like a pylon and a forge with 20 banes. How am I supposed to get better if you just let me forcefield the ramp!
Also fuck mutas omg I can't mass stalkers and I gotta get phoenix for them =/ and then I never remember to get the new upgrade for them.
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+ Show Spoiler +Fuck people who need to quote the full OP when they post in a thread. They could just say "@op" if they want to address him directly and even if they don't, everyone will know they're referring to the original post. That's not what the "quote" function was invented for and it's littering the thread without serving any purpose.
God this is so annoying.
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+ Show Spoiler +Fuck you fucking scumbag monitor. Every time I go to play a game pops up interface options. I have had you for six years but now you are being the biggest piece of shit ever and I thought we were friends. You keep popping up all these random messages on the screen. Fuck I don't know why it makes me so mad but having to do homework on a broken monitor for some reason really makes me super angry. I guess having popups in the middle of your screen despite moving stuff around it and typing makes me super fucking angry. I feel like a jerk now sorry monitor I feel much better remembering that you've been with me for six years. RIP CRT monitor.
Edit: Fuck I hate it when people ask me for stupid fucking shit. I'm not doing you tons of favors. I try and be nice but seriously just cause I'm nice do you really expect to do your fucking shit for you. Man I just want to punch people in the face sometimes with all the retarded shit I get asked to do at either work or school. I'm also not letting you borrow my private stuff. Then you seriously have the fucking balls to get mad at me. LOL. Fuck you. GG.
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+ Show Spoiler +Fuck hypocrite people in Swedish television talking about shit they don't know nothing about. So fucking annoyed. PEOPLE IN SWEDEN REALIZE YOU KNOW NOTHING HOW THE WORLD OUTSIDE OF SWEDEN WORKS SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MORALIZE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG. FUCK U AND GET EDUCATED BEFORE OPENING YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCK PEOPLE WHO USE FUCKING HASHTAGS WHEN NOT ON TWITTER AND THE ABBREVIATION YOLO AND ARE SLUTS AND BITCHES AND FUCKERS IN GENERAL. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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+ Show Spoiler +What the fuck is wrong with protoss. He can be giving himself a blowjob and play with his feet and still kick my ass sideways with zealots forcefield and colossi. What the fuck is wrong with this game. I sit here twiddling my thumbs and hope to God he doesn't pressure me or I trip balls and build defensive blind bunkers like a retard. Then he just sits in his base, gets colossi out, and roflstomps my face in. What the fuck am I to do except 1/1/1 herp derp a move to victory. Terrans, we're all fucked. Even MKP can't save us now.
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On March 01 2012 13:54 gunman103 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2012 13:42 Kamais Ookin wrote:On February 28 2012 13:17 gunman103 wrote:+ Show Spoiler +I hate it when you like someone and you think they like you back but you aren't 100% sure and your afraid that if you ask them out, then they wouln't be your friend anymore. I've wanted to ask out my best friend for a while now, and I'm pretty sure she likes me. She said "will you sleep with me tonight" in French while we were in art. And while everyone at our table was playing spin the bottle only replace kissing with hypothetical sex (we were bored while we were waiting to leave lunch lol) so we were "picked" i guess you would call it, and she sort of loudly wispered yessssss in an obvious way. Also it's not just those 2 instances that have given me the feeling that she likes me, those were just the biggest ones. Anyway I know it looks really stupid from the outside, but i'm actally really terrified that we woln't be friends if she says no. I also hate the fact that i can't get one damn second alone with her. After litteraly 2 months, not a single moment alone. Also, I'm in middle school and our group of friends is errotic as hell (not really a problem per se). First world problems indeed. Any advice? Dude man the fuck up, she's giving you so many indicators of interest that it's ridiculous. Her pussy is WET for you bro, dive in. Thanks bro, just realized that I think wayyyy to much about this sort of stuff
I totally agree with Kamais, you just need to risk it. You will never know or taste her wet pussy if you dont try to ask her out. Its like playing zerg, if you drone hard you will reap the rewards later but you are in danger of early presure. Or just expanding in sc2 in general.
OR in a moment when you both are all happy and joking around - you can ask her in a bit of a half baked jokely way and when she turns serious and says no - just back out and say: Dude, I was joking. We are Bros dude. TROLOLOLOLOL!!
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+ Show Spoiler +fuck! why the fuck do good stories end? fuck! why do i read stories so fucking quickly? fuck! why is there nothing else to read or watch? fuck! there is but i don't know where it is or even care to find it. fuck! why can't i sleep for more than 4 hours at a time? fuck! why do i feel so depressed when i finish a good story?
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On July 29 2011 05:19 tdynasty wrote:+ Show Spoiler +
This is probly silly but foreal.
Why the fuck... is salad... so ....
NOT FILLING!!!...........
I love salad, It's the most eatible thing I can think of, it's easy to chew on, bite size all the time and general is apatizing.
SERIOUSLY! I just ate a giant bowl of salad with chiken and shit I paid 12 dollars.
AND
I
AM
STILL
HUNGRY!
FUCK HUMAN BODIES FOR ALWAYS NEEDING TO BE FED!
Like holy fuck, Can I just eat a goddam meal size salad and not feel hungry 30 minutes later?
It's like I just ate a giant bowl of fuck all!
Seriously it's so lame. I have to eat so much to feel healthy, but it's so irritating trying to eat something that seems healthy and it does nothing about my hunger.
It's like eating fruit you know, you get full from the water and then 30 minutes later you're hungry........
BRO! I tell myself, BRO !!!! Why do I have to constantly EAT! AND I'M SKINNY!
I know my problems are silly, but seriously, between work, video games, random girls, I have to feed myself!
Who the fuck wants to get their ass outa bed cause you're hungry?
Who the fuck feels like eating when you could be sleeping an extra 15 minutes?
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SPEND HALF THEIR LUNCH EATING WHEN YOU COULD BE SPOTTING SEXY GIRLS DOWNTOWN!
(at this point i'm trolling cause I'm a e-fag)
And on another Note.
NOSE HAIRS! GET THE FUCK OUT!
STOP PISSING ME OFF WITH RANDOM TICKLES!
THATS SO OP!!!! TICKLING ME INSIDE MY NOSE?????
FOREAL? WHOEVER EVOLVEd TICKLING NOSE HAIRS SHOULD OF GOTTEN EATEN BY A BISON HERD!
Eat Rice = Full win!
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCK I GOT SO MUCH HAIR ON MY BODY ! HOW IS THIS SHIT EVEN POSSIBLE ! HAIR EVERYWHERE ! GOT IN ON MY TUMMY, ARMS, SHOULDERS,CHEST, WEEWEE,ASS, EVERYWHERE ! HATE THIS, I HATE THIS FUCKING HAIR ! FUCK YOU ! FUCK YOU !
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On March 30 2012 01:11 NIIINO wrote:+ Show Spoiler +FUCK I GOT SO MUCH HAIR ON MY BODY ! HOW IS THIS SHIT EVEN POSSIBLE ! HAIR EVERYWHERE ! GOT IN ON MY TUMMY, ARMS, SHOULDERS,CHEST, WEEWEE,ASS, EVERYWHERE ! HATE THIS, I HATE THIS FUCKING HAIR ! FUCK YOU ! FUCK YOU !
LOL, get a trimmer and some acetone, should do the job nicely, for the pubic region use mostly trimmer but a quality hair removal gel should do the trick, shove the stuff right up into the hard to reach places 
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On March 28 2012 10:36 Ozarugold wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Dear bitch,
Fuck you.
From,
your ex
lol this kind of brightened my day
My own:
+ Show Spoiler +Screw this stupid final report for school. It's like the final boss of the program. you don't graduate until you do a big ass presentation in front of the dean and all faculty and other students and shit and a presentation to go with it. Has to be 40+ pages, not including pictures, etc, and that's the very minimum to graduate. Mine is on SNMP and how it can be used to better manage my schools network in the case of them having some kind of makeover. SNMP is not fucking simple at all to learn from scratch. Fuck this shit. I just now understand my topic and am now left with a week to write 35+ pages on top of other courses case studies and finals and shit. fuck fuck fuck this next week month is going to be hell.
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+ Show Spoiler +Why watch Asian drama when your life pretty much is one? Best friend/ not-quite girlfriend called yesterday to inform me her cancer is actually a lot worse than it is, outlook is not 3 years, but closer to 1, fucking doctors are useless. ISN'T THIS FUCKING SHIT ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN A FUCKING ASIAN DRAMA? HOLY FUCK I'M TAKING IT WORSE THAN HER TOO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.
Oh, and I failed my bio test today. Well, I didn't do as well as I'd hoped at least.
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+ Show Spoiler +so i play a TvP and this idiot decides to 4gate me when he scouts 1rax gasless expo, i make 3 bunkers fill them with marines and have a couple marrauders behind them so i should be fine i think. NOPE! he just amoves through my bunkers like its nothing and kills evrthing no skill required. FUCK PROTOSS!
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+ Show Spoiler +oh and there was also this retard 6pooling me on tal'darim (lol) when i hold it off easy he goes into roach allin but afocourse that also fails, at this point i have a pretty decent marine marrauder ball and just walk over the little army he has. the he has the nerve to talk shit saying i allined him and that 6pool into roachrush an econ build is... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?!?!?
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