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On January 09 2017 04:40 jeeeeohn wrote:+ Show Spoiler ++ Show Spoiler +Hearthstone is the biggest piece of shit card game I've ever played. I've been playing it obsessively for the past few days, stuck at rank 20, and I honestly don't know what kind of fucking crack the developers were smoking when they thought to themselves, "Hey, let's make cards that copy RANDOM cards from OTHER CLASSES or just GIVES YOU FIVE FREE FUCKING LEGENDARIES."
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK. How the fuck can anyone take this game seriously when this kind of random bullshit is in the game? I was actually having fun at first, until I realized I was literally years behind everyone else and would forever be unless I bought hundreds of dollars worth of digital merchandise. The sad part is I love the artwork, and really would love to collect physical copies, but alas, for the sake of RNG, they chose to make it digital only.
And to think I could actually just jump in and have some fun. It felt like everyone I played against had decks that cost hundreds of dollars (or thousands of hours of playtime). For every game I somehow won, I lost maybe 3-5.
Copy my consecration and use it on my recruits? WOW SO SKILL, MUCH BALANCE FUCKING ASSHOLE. THANK GOD THEY PUT MALCHAZAR IN THE GAME TO GIVE EVERYONE 5 RANDOM OVERPOWERED PIECE OF SHIT CARDS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE A DECK SOLELY MADE TO COPY MY SHIT. WHY DOES THAT EXIST. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING TROGS MADE THIS GAME.
+ Show Spoiler +Have you tried arena? I found that a lot of the bullshit I've encountered isn't there.
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+ Show Spoiler + Trying to push my alt account up to Master 1 in 4's but it's soo fucking annoying! Keep queing into low level dias with no clue what to do and I lose cause I can't keep 1v4'ing other Masters players when I just get diamond teammates.. Why is road to rank 1 so fucking hard.
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+ Show Spoiler +Every protoss player who complains about terran right now. Fuck you.
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+ Show Spoiler +Also fuck Elder Scrolls Legends. Fuck card games. Shit makes me so mad. One win away from rank 8 and 5 losses in a row, 2 to the same person running the most ridiculous fucking nonsense I've ever seen, just about as bad as Hearthstone bullshit.
What's worse is I literally played it for, like, 6 hours straight. I don't know why I do this to myself.
Edit: This reminds me of how Starcraft II was for me when I played it. Hours and hours of raging only to be mediocre. Man, something is screwed up about me.
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+ Show Spoiler +MmmMMmmMmMmM ALL THESE LOVELY 13/12 or 12/13 variations 5K mmr zergs gaining 30+ mmr per win then they play someone twice and fall flat on their ass, MmmMmMMMMM i love randomly losing 30+ mmr
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+ Show Spoiler +1-1 lings losing to +1 lings? lmao? fuck ZvZ seriously, this match up makes no fucking sense and its all i get
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+ Show Spoiler +how do you scout a protoss that doesnt want to be scouted? you dont  )))))))))))))))) then suddenly mass oracle comes and wins the game despite you having mass hydra because hydras are the fucking worst anti air in the game ))))))))))))) #FEELSGOODMAN
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+ Show Spoiler +PSA to all protoss players that go mass air: Kill yourself today, and you will get super many virgins when you go to paradise. The more violently you end your shit life the more you get
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+ Show Spoiler +Terran in Legacy of the Void is fucking retarded. Like you can't have any diversity in your play whatsoever. You have to do that one build everyone does because if you dont, youre handicapping yourself and if you make mistakes doing that build its gg. It's fucking stupid. Hots was a great game for different playstyles. Lotv is this 24/7 adhd cancerfest. Fuck you blizz.
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+ Show Spoiler +WHY ARE THESE FUCKING NES CLASSICS SO FUCKING HARD TO FUCKING FIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+ Show Spoiler +OH FUCK A STARPORT WITH A TECHLAB!!!
i wonder if its going to be banshee, cloak banshee, bc teleport rush, ranged libs, banshee hellbat timing, hellion banshee with 3rd hmmmm so many possibilities!
oh he just made 4 hellions and ran into my nat and killed some drones
oh he just made more hellions and ran into all my other bases
oh theres the 3 cloak banshees
oh lol he has a 3rd too huh
yep theres the hellbat push
yeeeep i hate sc2 right now
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+ Show Spoiler +nice i lost to some fucking waste of life cunt that did like 8 gate chargelot
OH FUCK YES HE THOUGHT I DID WHAT EVERY TWILIGHT BUILD MEANS, ADEPTS!
HEHE LITTLE DID HE KNOW I FREE WIN EVERY TIME MY OPPONENT DOESNT A BANELING NEST
fucking piece of shit game, half the strategy involved is simply to have the right fucking unit at the right time
luckily he was also 400mmr lower than me so there goes 48mmr. i finally realised how fucking annoyed top players were at random no-name ladder-hero protosses during the challenger ladder races
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+ Show Spoiler +god i fucking hate how this game just becomes the most retarded fucking excercise in autism as soon as someone decides they want to be a fucking asshole
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+ Show Spoiler +WHYYHYYYYYYYYY
god i fucking hate this game, i just cant fucking read ZvZ
OH hes not going for a fast 3rd, hes got an extra queen and hes got a late bane nest
EVO CHAMBER OR FAST LAIR IM GONNA LING BANE ALL IN THAT AND WIN
no, he doesnt have either he simply have no fucking idea how to play optimally
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+ Show Spoiler +A zerg takes his 3rd at the normal time? Gee, i should've known he was gonna build 50 zerglings and send them to my nat : )
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+ Show Spoiler +Feel like I might as well just quit SC2. Too many annoying players on ladder and nothing left to do when i already maxed out ladder + it's boring AF. Fuck SC2 Tbh.
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+ Show Spoiler +hello marauder heavy bio my old friend, ive come to rage at you again
WHY THE FUCK DONT THE UNITS EVER DIE
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+ Show Spoiler +why are so many people so toxic and cancerous - why cant people give be friendly - sigh
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