The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 23

I'm so, so sorry D:

FUCK TERRAN AND FUCK THEIR COMPLAINING? YOU JUST HERP DERP YOUR WAY ACROSS THE MAP AND SIEGE UP AND RUN MARINES BACK AND FORTH LIKE FUCKING FAGGOTS AND DROP THE REST OF MY BASES...HOW CAN I DEFEND MY BASES WHEN I CAN'T EVEN GET MY FUCKING ARMY OVER THERE BECAUSE OF A WALL OF TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT HARD TERRAN YOU DUMB FUCKS JSUT GET GOOD WITH TANKS....AS ZERG YOU HAVE TO ENGAGE PERFECTLY OR U GET OBLITERATED AND THE TERRAN LOSES NOTHING!!!!! FUCKIN EZ RACE

i fucking hate mass roach. i know its balanced and shit but i just cant deal with it. FUCK

Also, fuck this toilet paper that's like sandpaper...i swear to fucking everything that im gona end up fingering my own asshole one day cuz of this brittle crap

Ok this has been pissing me off for years now. Why the fuck can't I get a girlfriend, seriously. I'm nice, I try to be funny, I actually give a shit about your life and problems unlike every other piece of shit guy you will end up with. What the hell is it then? I just get friend-zoned time after time after time. I honestly can't take being "just friends" anymore. What the fuck. I don't smother you. Sure, I'm a nerdy kid with a goofy sense of humor, but there's a reason you took interest in me in the first place. Why can't I capitalize on anything? Right now I just don't have any willingness to try anymore. I only know like forty girls and I hate all but ten of them, but guess what? those ten are either already taken or friend zoned me. What the fuck. I've been so close. So close, but I messed it up because I'm a stupid fucking retard. God damn.

Fuck standardized testing. What's the point? My school is so into "progressive education" that I don't even have the skills necessary to do those inane grammar questions. I'm a very smart kid. I know that. But seriously, straight As in every class and apparently the SATs think I don't speak English. I can do calculus, but I can't solve a God damn linear equation. I can write a better history essay in 25 minutes than most people can in a day, but apparently I didn't present my argument well enough for at least a 10? seriously? You expect me to write like a middle schooler. Please allow me to argue my point like an intelligent human being without detracting points. Now I have to spend my summer studying fucking SAT material in addition to writing my college essay. I hoped to have some time to read this summer, but I guess that won't happen now. Fuck.

True. Those fucking assholes at the balance team, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! Zergs have been fucking crying about Protoss for AGES, what do those fucktards do? -FUCKING NOTHING- except buff Protoss even more. Fucking blinkstalkers counter every fucking Zerg unit, oh my god these fucking idiot Protoss's "Döö GW-units suck *Sucks dick*" Blinkstalkers. FUCKING MY ASS WITH A FUCKING BARBER POLE FEELS BETTER THAN PLAYING AGAINST FAGTOSS!!

And then the ZvT. Zergs have been crying about marines for a fucking year, still nothing blizzard made. THEN ZERGS GET TO LATEGAME IN 4O MIN GAMES AND USES BLORDS TERRAN FUCKTARDS ARE JUST: "Döö, why wont our siegetanks win? *Proceeds to finger asshole*" And Blizz is like "NERFNERF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AHAHAHA >ERG LOLOLOLOL YOU LOSE FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" OH MY GOD FUCK YOU BLIZZARD FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU DONT EVEN PLAY THIS GAME YOU DONT LISTEN TO Z PROS ONLY FUCKING ASSHOLE T/P. FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKERS I FUCKING HATE YOU. Those fuckers also said they dont know how to play Zerg. OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME? GOD! FUCK YOU DICKHEADS!!

rawr rawr im mad grrrowl i hate my life i hate stuff rawrrrrrrrrr

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Fuck ZvP. Fuck it forever. Its the shittiest matchup in any RTS I have ever played. I'm not even saying that its imbalanced or unfair. Its just shitty. I have never played a fun ZvP ever. Even when I win I hate it so much that I usually play SC2 until I play a protoss. You literally cannot have fun playing this matchup and I am not playing SC2 again until the expansion which had better fucking fix it.

At least I can lose a ZvZ or ZvT and feel like I had fun.

I wish I had some friends that at least OWNED sc2, instead all my friends just make fun of it and shit on me for playing it. I can't tell you how many times my fuckface friends used the same awful starcraft joke whenever it came up in conversation. "Oh, I would get Starcraft, but I enjoy having a life." and the worst one: "Oh hey, what level is your paladin?". WHAT THE FUCK. These are the same friends that are bigger losers than I am. They do nothing but sit around watching sportscenter and playing dumbass PS3 games all day. Honestly, getting 6 platinum trophies makes you a far bigger loser than I am. They refuse to even try it, let alone entertain the notion that it is a good game.

Please, please if anyone here lives in the Rhode Island/ Massachusetts area, PM me or something because I want someone to play some games with.

I hate zvz so much I don't think i'm going to be playing WoL for very much longer. It literally feels like punishment for having fun. When I played random all I would get were mirror matchups. Now that I only play zerg, at least 50% of my games are mirror matchups. What the fuck blizzard. Why are you so fucking out of touch with what I find fun? I don't like "rush" maps, I don't like herpaderp mirror matchups where my opponent either cheeses because he hates the mu as much as I do, or does the exact same thing I do. Factor in the racial piss poor early scouting, I'd say zvz is worse than pvp ever was. At least in pvp you knew what was coming.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccck how did i get fired when i clearly got the shit down? this is bullfucking shit.

So chilled right now.

if you get friendzoned thats only your fault. Make your intentions clear very shortly after youve met someone and dont just be all nice and friendly and sensitive while the girl doesnt even fucking know you want to be more than friends.

I HATE PHYSICS OMGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. i just cant wrap this stuff around my head. and my final is on monday. damnnnnnn it njfdkshgdsljfhsl

how are people so fucking ridiculous. i look into the thread cheering on FXO and 20 pages in i find a ton of people complaining about an FXO member claiming they are going to kick ass in the gstl, saying that they shouldn't make such claims if they can't back it up. that sooo fucking stupid it pisses me off. anyone that browses around tl all day looking to start drama don't deserve to be here. show some fucking respect.

The fucking "we know all about human nature" threads are retarded beyond resoning.
Those people are the dumbest and sadest fucks on the entire internet.

Seriously fuck those internet sosiologists who judge everybody in the world, including me.

Im mostly pissed of over how stupid people are, some random idiot conducts something he claims to be spesific and now everyone suddenly think they are the smartest people on the planet, since they totaly go with the "science". -_-
awmahgawd, remove the general forum please its the refuge of TL's retards.

I hate stupidity when its done in the name of inteligence. Or more specific, hypocrisy.

Yep, sounds like you're just too nice. Don't be a dick, but tread the fine line between pretending you don't give a fuck and making your interest known.

If that sounds like it makes no sense, it's because it doesn't.

On topic; I actually managed to get out the friend zone recently. I felt like a genius scientist, discovering the atom or some shit. I got a guy to spread rumours that I still liked her, waited till she heard about it, vehemently denied it but made jokes about it, and lo and behold she asked me to come out with her one time. I said no I was busy and maybe next week.

My father is such an asshole.

I'm going to be careful to not sound like some whiny spoiled bitch but this shit is really unfair.

So our laundry machine breaks a couple of weeks ago. No big deal, right? We'll just get someone to fix it. Oh, it requires some part to be ordered, great. I guess we'll just have to do laundry next week. But the part never comes. And then my dad tells me "Hey, I know how you can contribute to the household, go to the laundromat and do all the laundry this weekend." Wonderful.

This shit has now been going on more than a month. The fucking part never comes, and I end up taking all the laundry for six fucking people and doing it myself, paying out of my own pocket, every fucking Sunday. Fuck his implication that I don't contribute to the house. What about the seven fucking years of my life I spent taking care of my two little brothers basically by myself while he was working and my mother was getting drunk repeatedly? Not that I fault him for working, but how about a little appreciation for the contribution? No, I've always been the "lazy slacker" who needs more and more shit piled on top of him for his own good. I work 50 hours a week, I drive my little brothers all over the god damn state, I clothe and feed myself, the ONLY thing that I rely on my father for is the house, and to be honest, I could move out if I wanted to, but my little brothers would have heart attacks. There are three other perfectly capable people in this house who can do the fucking laundry, so why do I always end up with it? I didn't do my homework as a kid, I get it, you have a bad perception of my work ethic. Stop punishing me for shit that happened 10 years ago, Jesus Christ.

And for fuck's sake, get on the repairman's ass. If it was my house, I'd be ready to strangle the lazy asshole myself.

When will the beat boxing stop?! The guy on the stream is really good, but for mercies sake NANIWA vs HuK, get to the fucknig match!