The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 25

Fucking shit protoss. Fuck ur forcefields and fuck ur colossus. Fuck ur fucking 4gate, hope u regret that shit later. Fuck terran. Fuck ur MnMs and fuck ur thors and fuck ur helions. Fuck ur blue flame shit too. Fuck. I forgot ur fucking banshees but there an exception cause of their boobs. God fuck u terran and protoss. The only time u fuckers have it hard is latter game where u can't macro for shit.

FUCK ZERG PLAYERS WHO THINK TERRAN IS EASY. How about you try to play this fucking race and get into masters.

Piece of shit battle.net.

http://imgur.com/txgWw

Honestly bro, why the shit does anyone who playes zerg think they know all about the game and complain about zerg being UP? It's not my fucking fault you go drone to 80 before you make more than 2 zerglings and think that u are good at zerg when u just die.

Why the hell everytime I get promoted to higher league I go on insane losing streak??
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SOOO FUCKING HUNGRY!?!?!?!??!

its because terran can have 10 apm and beat a 130 apm zerg, yet 10 apm zerg would never beat 130apm terran. i doubt even a 40apm zerg can not miss injects while microing, but terran can just chuck 15 mules at gold no probs 2.5k income

Like seriously. ZvP. I'd like to show you the variety of units and how every single toss unit is OP. ZEALOT: Completely rape lings. They have charge, and they rape lings. Did I say that? I don't think so. THEY RAPE LINGS. WTF STALKER: .... blink d00ds? i have 25 roaches vs 15 stalkers and stalkers win hurr durrrrrrrrrrrrrr SENTRY: wtf. you have something I can't break until i get to hive and ultralisk which takes forever to make? WTF? and dont say burrowed roaches. its called an observer. and mass sentries. hurr durrr IMMORTAL: One of the most underused units of toss. Rhapes roaches, so if u scout mass roaches you make immortals and win. OBSERVER: a cloaked flying unit that can detect cloaks? Yeah, u say OL but i say u can kill it and u say get speed and i said u can see it and make stalkers in 3 secs anywhere in ur base. wtf. COLOSSUS: ... as someone said before AOE with range 9 that can walk over cliffs. hur durrrrrr and corrupter gets rhaped by blink stalker. VOID RAY: Hur durrrrr completely rapes and kills zerg unless u fully scout and make 1000000 spores and 10000000 queens and then u move on to PHOENIX: which picks up queens and vr just kill spores. no gg n00b CARRIER: if u ever get to this i say WTF cause u'll mass them and I'll die cause i probs dont have 10000000 corrupters which u need to kill carriers. DT: ............ nothing to say its just bs. HT: feedback on my infestors hur durrrr and aoe that kills my hydras = sadface MOTHERSHIP: wtffffffffffffffffff cloakes everything???? and can suck mah shit in a toilet???? and can mass recall sh*t? fukin bs. list of toss cheeses: cannon rush, 4gate, 2gate, vr rush, mothership rush list of terran cheeses: banshees (kinda), 2rax w/ bunker list of zerg cheeses:6pool. see the difference?

ZvT is balanced until u get a combo called marine/tank. also this

ZvZ is a diceroll, but atleast we play a race that takes skill. i'm silver and i can marine micro and a complete newb can ff and cheese.

*QUADRUPLE FLAME SHIELD UP*

Essentially I meet an amazing girl who has a boyfriend, things go great though, and we end up sleeping together, which obviously we both regret, but now I cant get her out of my head, and she is still banging her boyfriend whilst probs laughing at me. graaaaaaah

I fucking hate getting denied by a girl I have loved for a long time now ;_; SOMEONE HOLD ME

SCREW YOU ZERG PLAYERS YOU MAKE LIKE 6 OR 7 LURKERS AND JUST BURROW THEM SOMEWHERE AND THEY KILL EVERY SINGLE MARINE I HAVE. TRY PLAYING TERRAN FOR A CHANGE WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR TANKS ARE BEHIND YOUR MARINES WHICH ARE PROTECTING YOUR SCIENCE VESSELS WHICH GET SNIPED BY FLYING INSECTS OF THE SWARM THAT KILL THINGS IN TWO HITS. AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH YOU HAVE DEFILERS THAT HAVE INFINITE MANA AND MAKE EVERYTHING INVINCIBLE TO ANYTHING THAT IS RANGED. HOW MANY UNITS DOES TERRAN HAVE THAT ARE RANGED? OH THAT'S RIGHT EVERY ONE OF THEM. AND IF THATS NOT ENOUGH YOU CAN JUST SPRAY RED GOO OVER MY ARMY AND REDUCE IT ALL TO ONE HP. THEN YOU GET IMBALISKS THAT HAVE TO BE IRRADIATED AND EVEN THEN THEY WONT DIE. CAN'T MACRO. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU FLOAT COZ U JUST MORPH ALL UR LARVA INTO IMBALISKS AND YOU'VE SPENT UR MONEY LOLOLOLOL. TRY HAVING TO MAKE 19 DIFFERENT STRUCTURES JUST TO HAVE AN ARMY THAT DISAPPEARS INTO THIN AIR IN 5 SECONDS

BUT APPARENTLY LATE GAME'S NOT OP ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS SO YOU JUST GO AND MAKE A POOL AND A BILLION KAZILLION LINGS AND RUSH ME. I EVEN HAVE A FRIGGIN BUNKER UP AND YOU JUST DECIDE TO RIGHT CLICK THEM INTO MY BASE.

WHAT THE HELL PROTOSS WHO INVENTED YOU AS A RACE? OOOHH LETS MAKE A RACE WITH SHINY WEAPONS AND OVERPOWER SPELLS OF DOOM. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE THERE JUST FOR HALO PPL EVEN THOUGH STARCRAFT WAS MADE 12 YEARS BEFORE XBOXES. I MEAN EVEN YOUR WORKERS ARE OP WITH SHIELDS AND SPEED AND THEIR PZAP PZAP WORKER BEAM ATTACK WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS IS CALLED ITS OP. SRSLY YOU JUST MAKE A DT OR TWO AND SHWANG SHWANG EVERYTHING DIES. OH YOU FORGOT AN EBAY WELLLLLL SOOOORRRY I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LOSE THE GAME. OH YOU PLACE SOME MINES AROUND YOUR TANKS? OH LOOK YOUR MINES ARE NOW ON MY SIDE COZ THEY JUST DESTROYED HALF YOUR ARMY. OH HEY LOOK AN ARBITER I THINK I'LL JUST HIT RECALL INSIDE YOUR BASE AND STASIS YOUR RAMP EL OH EL. WHO CARES IF GOONS CAN'T MOVE WELL YOU JUST 36 ZEALOTS AND MOVE THEM INTO MY TANKS. OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOOOO GOSU WITH STORM. I LIKE HOW YOU THINK STORMING SIEGED UNITS IS HARD. THEY CAN'T FRIGGIN' MOVE. YOU JUST T CLICK T CLICK T CLICK EVERYTHING AND IT DIES.

FRIGGIN NOOBS THAT PLAY MMORPGS PISS ME OFF I MEAN WHY CAN'T THEY PLAY A REAL GAME INSTEAD OF PRETENDING THAT THEY'RE SPECIAL WITH THEIR LEVEL 18000 ARMOR OR WHATEVER THE CRAP THEY USE. OH YOU HAVE A SHINY HORSE YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR REAL MONEY? YEAH I FEEL SO PROUD OF YOU COME BACK AND TALK TO ME ONCE YOU HAVE MORE THAN 60 APM CLICKING THOSE BUTTONS IN THAT RAID SIPPING THAT ENERGY DRINK OR WHATEVER (PROBABLY MORE LIKE A GREEN TEA OR CHAI LATTE). OH YOU'RE SO HARDCORE YOU SPEND 2 HOURS EVERY DAY GRINDING FOR IN GAME ITEMS? DO YOU HAVE A LIFE OR ARE YOU JUST OBSESSED WITH VIRTUAL FAME AND FORTUNE. OH YOU BOUGHT A WORLD CHAT MICROPHONE SO YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE ON THE GAME SERVER ABOUT YOUR STRUGGLING LOVE RELATIONSHIP IRL? I'VE ALREADY IGNORED YOU ALREADY

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

DONT YOU JUST LVO EIT HWO
WHEN YOUR GAME CRAARSH
THE GUY GOES:

"WHAT WERE U DOING?????"

GUESS WAHT DIPSHIT I WAS PLAYING YOUR GAME

UNTIL YOUR SHITTY CODE FUCKED ME OVER

I don't like ZvZ D: Dice-rolling isn't really my thing. *sigh* Playing a reactionary race vs a reactionary race is the most retarded thing ever invented Mirror matches should be banned. I go banelings, he goes roaches. I go roaches, and he goes more roaches D: And the most painful thing on Earth is probably ZvZ on Scrap Station. My most hated match-up accompanied with my most hated map. What a combo. I'm not a big fan of TYPING IN ALL CAPS, so yeah, this is a pretty mild rant.

Fuck ME. Fuck me and my pathetic life, being granted everything in my self-righteous little secure world, and have the tenacity to squander it, even though I know I shouldn't. Fuck my narrow minded sense of overcoming things, my infatuation with being depressed and sad, my pessimism and the general bleakness of life attitude that I attend to every time something doesn't go my way. Fuck my over thinking and over analyzing everything, instead of just doing it. Wanting to control everything, every detail, JUST FUCKING LET GO, you dumb piece of shit. You know what you accomplish by sitting around thinking about shit you never get around to doing? NOTHING.

So quit slacking off, make something of yourself to be proud, respect your fucking family, because they GAVE you this stupid little life, they gave you a fucking future, this country gave you a head start in life, so don't go around pissing it away...

Start taking some fucking responsibility for your life for 5 minutes once in your fucking life, grow the fuck up, and get yourself situated. You think girls dig guys who are insecure about their future? Deeply dependent on having people there to help him get through life? You think mom and dad are proud of you deep down, even though they say the opposite thing? You're privileged. Don't fucking waste it away.

But you know... Even after this confession, you're probably not going to do ANYTHING about it, are you?

FUCK YOU.

I guess I'll have to add my zerg rant as well.

First off...protoss. What the fuck! Whenever a match against a protoss starts I feel like a timer for my death just started. I MUST attack early regardless if I have over 9k bases and 500 korean apm. Why? The FUCKING deathball. Stalkers, sentries, colossus. Lots of colossus. That's all you need to vaporize a zerg!! What else is in the menu? Oh yeah, you can also use storm to turn our hard-worked units into cheap chinese soup. Is there more? DTs! Of course we have no buildings so it's just a cake-walk to our mineral line and take out a few drones before we morph an overseer, no big deal. You get on 2 bases we have to hurry up before you get unkillable. You get on 3, we have to pull an "IdrA". This is of course if you don't 4gate your way to victory.

Terran. Drops are gay but we can handle it fine. Cloaked banshees 5 minutes into the game...NOT FUCKING FINE. Against terran I feel like we have to use our inner-gypsy abilities when we scout (lol) with our soon-to-be sniped overlord because we need to predict those invisible flying devils destroying our drones and making fun of our queens while we run them around the creep clueless what to do. Detection is up! Yayyyyy!! Killed them with the last of my 4 queens built only to kill those fuckers! Hurray! Now to remake the 30 drones I lost....wtf, marines just sniped my natural! Where did my 4 lings go? Oh shit! gg.

ZvZ is where it's at! Wait...nevermind it's just a coinflip. Heads or Tails! At least it's better than ZvP.

I know that feel

Seriously.....wtf is with all the fucking zerg rage here? If your really losing so much to P where you have to come and bitch about it in a thread then you seriously are either horrid, or are doing it fucking WRONG. You guys do have this pretty OP caster called an INFESTOR that has that other OP ability fungal and that other army destroying ability called Neural Parasite. I mean SERIOUSLY how fair is it that you can steal the only unit that fucking makes that match up viable (Colossus) Get a fucking life you whiny ass Zerg bitches.