The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 26

I want to play GTA4 on PC, but apparently I need some 'XBOX gamer tag' through Windows Live. That's fine, I'll sign up np, BUT FUCK. Seriously, I'm 17 years old and they want a parent email address. Are you fucking joking? Windows Live and their shiny graphics can go fuck themselves for shit logic and common sense.

FUCKING PROTOSS SHIT!
Idra lost a game with a 70 supply lead versus minor blink stalker micro. WTF DOES ZERG HAVE to counter blink stalkers OR Colossi? Corrupters are you retarded? If he has stalkers and colossi dont you think corrupters will fall fast? BLINK STALKERS own everything lings cant hit all the stalkers and they are too larvae innefficient and not a fighting unit. DAVID KIM DOES A SHIT JOB WITH BALANCING PROTOSS REQUIRE NO SKILL COMPARED TO ZERG/TERRAN AND IS MORE REWARDING.

Yeah, you guys have it so rough. You can only get away with taking bases like mad once you know theres no pressure. Zealots rape lings? No shit, Zealots cost 100 minerals. 4 lings will beat a Zealot, meaning thats equal cost. Roaches are the cheapest unit for what they're able to do (after Marines imo). 75/25? Yeah, that makes perfect sense. And you can only make what, 14 after each injection spawns? Man I envy you, since I can only make like 4 Stalkers every 40 seconds.

If you lose to VRs, you're a scrub. Build more Queens, build spores, and maybe... Scout? durr.

Seriously, you have to be able to scout and predict what T/P is doing, since that is what your race is ABOUT. 2 fast gases? Gee, I wonder if he is going Blink Stalkers or DTs? Don't know, but maybe I should make a Spore!

You guys can reinforce in a heart beat, whereas Toss are too slow to keep up, meaning that puts pressure on us to pretty much win fights without losing much, or else we get worn down by your 3458956345 bases pumping Roaches/Infestors/Lings/Ultras/whatever the hell you have, since your economy is ridiculous and you should have more bases than either T/P at all times. Your upgrades and tech should be better, or else you deserve to lose.

Your race is such a bunch of babies. Man up and stop crying imba for your shortcomings in your ability to play Zerg.

FUCKING STOP CRYING
since beta all you have done is cry cry cry. Zerg is not as hard as you cry. Try playing terran and protoss. Sure you dont have to inject, but remember you can not stop being aggressive vs zerg or its game over. Zerg doesnt require nearly as much micro as T/P do in fights so you can focus much more in macroing
OH and macroing as zerg is so hard. 4s<spam ur unit here>
l2p and stop crying.
The only imbalanced thing here are collossi. and zealots.
and carriers which are op but i havent dealed with many so no worries (atm)
(nah i actually believe the game is pretty balanced now, im worried about hots tho, i think they will add to many fancy and stupid units)

FUCKING CRYING ZERG PLAYERS, BECAUSE OF YOU I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO ORIGINALLY POST HERE

HI!

This will sound EXACTLY like a bragpost in disguise, but I'm definitely not bragging here. Okay.

GAH I'M AT THIS AMAZING AND AWESOME RESEARCH PROGRAM THING AND ALL THE OTHER KIDS ARE COOLIO AND THE STUFF WE D IS AWESOME AND FUN AND ENJOYABLE TO THE MAX AND THIS COULD BE THE BEST SUMMER EVER

but

I GOT CHOSEN AS AN HONORS PANEL WINNER (for piano, representatives chosen from norcal and socal) WHICH IS ALSO COOL BUT I HAVE TO PLAY AT A CONVENTION AND MY MIND IS NOT FOCUSED AT ALL ON PIANO RIGHT NOW AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HAVING A FREAKING SWEET TIME HERE OR THE CONSIDERABLE WORK THAT WE HAVE TO DO.

Anyway back to the convention.

I HAVE TO PERFORM AT A CONVENTION WITH REPRESENTATIVES OF THE BEST AND MOST TALENTED YOUNG PIANISTS FROM ALL OVER CALIFORNIA AND I'M ACTUALLY REPRESENTING CALIFORNIA HERE AND I HAVE TO PLAY A PIECE THAT IS THANKFULLY QUITE SHORT BUT I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT PLAYING IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF EXTREMELY CRITICAL KIDS AND TEACHERS AS A FRIGGIN REPRESENTATIVE OF NORCAL WHO HAS TO PLAY SO WELL THAT PEOPLE CRY TEARS OF JOY OR I JUST HAVE TO PLAY PERFECTLY AND I JUST DO NOT WANT TO PRACTICE OR EVEN THINK ABOUT PERFORMING IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE RIGHT NOW AT ALL WITH EVERYONE STARING AT ME THE COMING SATURDAY AS I PLAY AN EFFING MODERN PIECE (I.E. SOUNDS TERRIBLE) ASDLF;KAJSD;LFKJASDL;KFJAS;LDKFJEIORU

AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY DO NOT WANT TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE SECLUDEDISH PLACE (@DINING COMMONS BUT SERIOUSLY NO ONE REALLY GOES THERE) WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY PRACTICE IN PEACE

but

THE PIANO IS AN UPRIGHT THAT SUCKS AND THE PIANO BENCH IS WAY TOO FREAKING HIGH AND THE OTHER UPRIGHT PIANO (WHICH IS LOCATED IN THE DORM BUILDING SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR) IS EVER CRAPPIER AND THE SEAT IS WAY TOO FREAKING LOW (there are only normal chairs) AND THIS DISCOURAGES ME FURTHER FROM PRACTICING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I DON'T WANT TO FAIL IN FRONT OF A TON OF EXTREMELY CRITICAL PEOPLE THOUGH AND IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO PRACTICE WITH ALL OF THE INSANE FUN+INSANE WORK+INSANELY CRAPPY PIANOS+INSANELY CRAPPY CHAIRS/BENCHES ;;

yeah, first world problems and all that

and wow I probably could have conveyed that a lot better/could have said it in such a way that doesn't feel like I'm antagonizing/confusing the reader (my impression from reading this failurepiece)

OH AND ALSO I ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED A DOOR ON MY FOURTH FINGERTIP AND HALF OF THE NAIL TURNED BLACK FROM BRUISING AND IT ENDED UP NOT FALLING OFF BUT IT LOOKS TERRIBLE AND MY FINGERTIP STILL HURTS LIKE HECK IF I PLAY AND ALSO I JUST PLAYED A LITTLE TENNIS YESTERDAY AND I'M SUPER SORE ALL OVER AND I ALSO SEMI-HURT MY WRIST (I.E. IT'S NOT NECESSARILY INJURED BUT IT REALLY GETS IN THE WAY OF PRACTICE ARBLGARBLGARBLGARBLGARBLGARBLGARBLSDFKDSAJLF)

When your going to fucking shout! Use These!!!!!!!! <!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> NOT Capital fucking letters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking yes. I get so tired of all the fucking QQ against me because I play terran. Zergs, fucking realize that I HAVE TO BE AS AGGRESSIVE AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP YOUR ECONOMY FROM GETTING TOO BIG, THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT. I get it, you hate 2 rax pressure/hellion openings/banshees but we need to do all that we can to keep your drone count low. Also, stfu about marines, banelings are ridiculously cost effective versus them and fungal completely destroys marine balls. It's not exactly all that easy to micro against banelings either, one patrol misclick and I lose half my marines.

TvP and TvT I actually enjoy for the most part, but god does TvZ make me rage, I always feel so on edge because any fuckup can lose me the game.

Fuck MMOs. They're so damn addicting. Everytime a new MMO or WoW patch comes out, I start spending like 3 hours just reading about it to see if I should go back...then I realize it gets old after about a damn week. It is the addicting factor that gets to you though. Everything is so tangible in an MMO, whether it be the most useless fucking vanity pet or something, I get it and I have it forever. But they get so boring and I feel like I waste my time after the cool new thing goes stale. Fuck, I want to be addicted to Starcraft. I really like Starcraft, but sometimes I cannot motivate myself to play because it is too hard. I guess I just need to grind games until I get good and go pro or something. FUCK MMOs. I almost feel that I wasted too much of my life on WoW, but then again, it made me who I am today, so I'm pretty happy. I am hardly even ranting, but I guess it is because you guys cannot feel what I'm feeling right now. I have this really big urge to go into an MMO, but I know it isn't worth it. Some part of me is just telling me to waste my life.

GOD DAMN IT! YOU FUCKING OWN THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYOENE THEN LOSE TO POLT THEN SOME GUY NAMED PUZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET BACK UP MMA! OWN THE SHIT!

I just read this post and im the same fucking way, derp derp derp.. :[

I understand that this is primarily a Starcraft website, but really?
Most you asses have nothing more to complain about than a fucking video game?
You're doing fine at your job. Your love life in fine. Your education is going well. Your family is fine. Your life is fantastic.
A couple of fucking details of a motherfucking video game is what sets you off? Putting those types of rages side by side with others' legitimate ones it fucking insulting -_-

F me and my procrastinating, insecure ways, especially as it pertains to the opposite sex. You screwed around for 5 years doing jack, too scared or just too farking lazy to try and make a move on any of like 10 awesome girls you could have at least farking asked out. But no, I'm a farking doofus, and now I wake up one morning and realize every single farking one of the them is in a serious relationship, and I'm standing on the outside with a stupid look on my face. Just F me. It's the one thing in my life that I am completely dissatisfied with and just thinking about it farking kills me sometimes. F myself, seriously. I've completely transformed my previously miserably useless life from a mere 5 years ago, and am 100% pleased with where I'm at.............except for this one farking thing. Why did I neglect that? I guess I assumed once I fixed everything else in my life, that would just just come without me even trying. Well, guess what, retard, it didn't. And now i don't even know what the fark to do. Probably will just play more HoN or sit in my room playing sad Chopin Nocturnes on my piano, wondering why I'm sitting there by myself. FML

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ps: I play T :p.

FUCK YOU, JUST MAKE BANELINGS AND YOU WIN IF TERRAN HAS 10 APM. A-MOVING BLINGS AIN'T THAT FUCKIN HARD. TERRAN IS UP AS SHIT . YOU HEARD HERE FIRST. LET THE NERFHAMMER FALL.

I hate how you have infinity and 1 roaches that makes my zealots useless, ruin my precious few immortals because they are constructed by one old toss living in the robo fac taking his sweet time. I hate how when I push out I hope you are on no more than three bases and even when I kill your whole damn army I have to run right back home or I will run out of forcefields and then everything I own dies. Which is GG for me, unlike your disposable fucking roaches.
I hate how all you had to do was keep mining gas after 100 to have a brutal timing attack but you were so busy whining it took forever to come up with it. Fungal is bullshit, its like a psy storm you cant run from. If all my sentries die before I'm on three bases I lose almost automatically and then I GG but when I win games I never see a GG, I get balance whine more often than I get a GG, I guess this is what happens when Idra is a model for foreigner zergs, can't say I'm surprised.

Hitting "r" to build roaches is easier than hitting "f" and placing a forcefield.

Take a note from Sheth's book and manner the hell up.

Side note: fuck three base muta and fuck the damn zerg deathball too. That's right, you can have one of your very own, but you have to build infestors and broodlords, not just mass tier 1 units all game, cry and then leave.

God fucking DAMNIT I hate fucking zerg. Ever wonder why there are no zergs asking for help in ZvT? Because it's the fucking easiest shit ever. Christ all you have to do is stop whatever aggression T tries to throw at you which every fucking zerg has seen 10000x by now and collect your free win. It's tears me apart that zergs can fucking complain about balance when they're playing on fucking easy mode all day long. FUCK