The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 22

Graduated from the swedish high school, i guess junior high in America, with the stellar record of 170 points. I'm not even going to get in to my third fucking choice, the one who were there just in case it all went to fucking hell.

Fucking insomnias ruining my life.

FUCK those mother fucking Bing commercials. No one is going to use your shitty ass search engine because, guess what? GOOGLE FUCKING BEAT YOU TO IT. SUCK IT UP LIKE A BIG GIRL MICROSOFT, YOU CAN'T FUCKING MOOCH OFF OF EVERY ONLINE INDUSTRY. You've ruined my streaming experience. I now have to be cautious whenever I decide to minimize my browser. I have to constantly pay attention to keywords or phrases which might hint at the coming on of a commercial break. Because guess why? YOUR FUCKING MARKETING REPS DECIDED TO MAKE THE VOLUME ON YOUR GOD DAMN ADVERTISEMENT 5020%. MY EARS BLEED EVERY TIME, AND IT'S ALWAYS COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED. I jump out of my god damn chair every single time I hear the "WEEEEEEEEEE CA...." Gone.... it's gone.... my hearing, it's completely gone, because I've thrown my headset 10 feet across my room into the wall. It's now completely broken, shattered, into pieces, like teeny-tiny puzzle pieces. THANKS A LOT FUCKING MICROSOFT. You've plagued my SC2 E-Sports streaming experience with your GOD DAMN USELESS SEARCH ENGINE ADVERTISING. THE MORE I HEAR YOUR ADVERTISEMENT, THE LESS WILLING I AM TO USE YOUR PRODUCT. Guess what? I DREW A FUCKING GRAPH FOR YOU TO VISUALIZE THIS CONCEPT:


Notice how it starts at 0? THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO FUCKING USE YOUR PRODUCT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Do yourself a favor and GO FIX WINDOWS. YOU HAVE US PRACTICALLY LOCKED IN FOR LIFE. WE'RE YOUR SLAVES AND YOU'LL FOREVER PROFIT FROM US BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE ON THE GOD DAMN EARTH MAKES A DECENT OS. STOP BEING A SELFISH, GREEDY, MONEY MOOCHING CORPORATE BUNCH OF FUCKING SELL OUTS.

godamn shit, 4 tvt inna row. all losses. Why is 1 rax fe so impossibly hard on ladder! no one wants to fucking macro anymore! wtf, you think your going to learn the game by pushing at 8 mins everygame. fuck that, lets get to 5 bases and make some decisions goddammit.

Why isn't this thread bumped and no more rage is comming!

WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK!!?? IM PLAYING A 1V1 DESPITE TH BROKEN FUCKIN LADDER, AND AS I PLAY THE MATCH, I BECOME SURE I CAN BEAT THIS FUCKIN SCRUB... BUT NO!!!!! FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAYS GOD, AND MY FUCKING WIRELESS MOTHER FUCKING MOUSE RUNS THE FUCK OUT OF BATTERY (YES IT RUNS OFF OF ONE LITTLE FUCKIN AA) AND IM FORCED TO USE MY LAPTOPS THUMB PAD FOR 5 MINUTES, AS I STRUGGLE TO DO ANYHTHING... I THEN BANK 1K MINERALS AT 10 MINUTES UNNABLE O PROPERLY DO ANYTHING, AND THE TERRAN FUCK JUST A MOVES INTO MY BASE WITH MARINES AND TANKS, (LIKE THEY ALWAYS FUCKIN DO) AND PROCEDES TO VICOUSLEY RAPE ALL OF MY ATTEMPTS TO UNFUCK MYSELF

FMMFGASFL
(fuck my mother fuckin gay ass shitty fuckin life)

9/10 times I queue with Spanish or Brazilian speakers in LoL I have a completely terrible experience. Most of them suck at the game and will just spam chat with Spanish. They will only use English to swear and shit on teammates.

I forgot to auto-leave queue today vs. these 2 Spanish premades and now my fun is ruined. There are a lot of scumbags in LoL not limited to Spanish speakers of course, but I've met a much greater percentage of decent (in both skill and attitude) players who speak English than Spanish.

This game is making me so fucking racist (I keep telling myself about how they're not representative and all that but it gets harder each day).

YOU FUCKING SCRUB, YOUR NOT SUPPOST TO MASS BCS FOR FUCK SAKES, I SHOULD'VE JUST AMOVED LIKE A TOSS USUALLY DOES WITH TWO FCKING TANKS AT YOUR CHOKE, I"M SUCH AN IDIOT. AND MR I MASS BCS TERRAN GO DIE I HOPE SOME ZERG FOUR POOLS YOU FOR AGES

was shopping at costco today and I stood in line for bbq pork chili samples because it smelled amazing. the old lady in front of me took the last two samples so i had to wait 3min for a new batch to get microwaved. what a cunt.

Yo fuck terran for real. This 40 apm noob do nothing for 8 minutes herping derping and then comes out with 8 blue flame hellions to kill me. Fucking guy was banking 1200 minerals at 8 minutes and had more than 100 energy on his CC. How the fuck I lose to this scrub?

Look mate,

you speak like 5 words of Japanese, you dont enjoy bland Japanese food as much as you pretend you do, you know like 2-3 Japanese singers and yet you act like you were brought up in fucking Tokyo. YOU ARE FUCKING BRITISH, YOU KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT JAPANESE CULTURE APART FROM ANIMES. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING JAPANESE YOU ASSHOLE!

JUST BECAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS JAPANESE DOESNT MAKE YOU A FUCKING JAPANESE CULTURAL EXPERT NOR DOES IT MAGICALLY CHANGE YOUR WHITE AS FUCK GENES TO ASIAN/JAPANESE!

AND STOP PUTTING JAPANESE WORDS IN YOUR SENTENCES, AND "NEEE" AT EVERY END OF A SENTENCE!!! Example: That is so cute-neeee! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? JESUS CHRIST!

I am tired of every video game coming out lately being horrible, or games that exist already getting destroyed by horrible new "innovations". All I want is a game I can play for years on end without getting tired of it like I used to. Nowadays all we have coming out is a new version of Call of Duty every six months.

Battlefield 3 and Skyrim, you better be as good as I am expecting or I will have lost all hope in good games.

One last note, screw each and every person that says they can beat me at an FPS using an xbox controller while I am on a keyboard and mouse, you are WAY wrong. Try playing a shooting game in your life that doesn't aim for you once you get close to the target you want to shoot at...

Seriously wtf TvZ...Zerg just sits around all fucking day taking bases. They have absolutely no need to be aggressive, because they can just sit back and wait for fucking brood lords. Defense is so easy too. Just leave 1 ling at the terran entrance and the second he pushes out just make 100 banelings and roll over the push the second it gets anywhere near your base. Easy win from there. Every. Fucking. Time. If the terran sits back and turtles on 4 bases all he can do is make fucking more marines and more tanks that'll die the instant he decides to push. Absolutely nothing to look forward to on the tech tree. And drops? Just fucking make 6 mutalisks. End of threat permanently unless you happen to be playing fucking MMA.

I fucking hate you. I hate you so much because I want you to be more interesting and/or better than you are. I hate that I loved you so much in BW and expected so much from you in SC2. I hate that siege tanks are pea-shooters. I hate that marines are the most overpowered unit in the game to the point where going MMM is a viable strat vs. every fucking race.

I want my beastly siege tanks back. I want a sea of tanks that makes people avoid that area of the map at all costs - not these fucking tanks where your opponent says "Oh, I'll just have to make one more round of units to break that." Who the fuck ever heard of marines being a viable counter to tanks - what. the. fuck.

Fuck reapers being nerfed because people were too impatient to figure out a solution.

Fuck tanks being nerfed because people were too lazy to consider avoiding them instead of a-moving into them.

Fuck Bio for being the go-to strat in all terran matches.

Fuck stim. Fuck marauders. And motherfucking fuck the marines and their upgraded 55 hp.

Fuck MULEs. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck, fuck MULEs. Fuck every Terran asshat who drops 8 MULEs because they can - even though they forgot to bother with them ages ago.

I hate you Terran because I loved you. Now you are so easy and boring I've been forced to play with insects and shit creep just so I don't fall asleep at the keyboard.

I'm an Idra fan.

The blizzard balancers can fucking suck my dick. You are looking into infestor broodlord, when the terrans can't fucking understand that ghosts exist? It doesen't even get to the point where broodlords can enter the field. You know why? BECAUSE TERRANS CAN FUCKING 2 RAX. YOU DONT NEED ANY FUCKING SKILL TO PULL IT OFF PERFECTLY, AND NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE ZERG DEFENDS IT, THE TERRAN COMES OUT OF IT EQUAL OR AHEAD OF THE ZERG. WTF? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!??! AND EVEN IF THE TERRAN FAILS MISERABLY, HE JUST SALVAGE IT, AND GET HIS MINERALS BACK. BTW, GOOD JOB ON GIVING THEM ONLY 75% OF THE MINERALS BACK. HELPED A LOT. REALLY. FUCK YOU!

Infestors. Just... infestors. God damn. I play Zerg, believe it or not, and I absolutely hate how ZvT and ZvZ absolutely REQUIRES the use of infestors against all but the stupidest player or rarest build. It's true that I actually have a lot of success against Protoss without using them, but that's taken a lot of hard work, and it's only one of the three matchups. Banelings are a workable substitute against Terran, but only if they don't go mech, because if they do you're 100% FUCKED if you don't have brood lords or infestors. And don't even get me started on ZvZ, it used to be far and away the best matchup in SC2, but since the infestor buff there is litterally ONE viable mid/late game composition: roach/infestor. The infestor actually hard-counters litterally every single Zerg unit except for tier 3 and queens, and the roaches make queens and ultralisks near-useless, too. I'm sick and fucking tired of Blizzard not looking at the dynamics of mirror matchups because of their idea that they're necessarily balanced, and I'm sick and FUCKING TIRED of them forcing the game into a bottleneck where only standard play has any chance of winning.