The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 194

Montreal: Literally 5-6 overlapping structures that take care of urban planning in some capacity. WE REQUIRE ADDITIONAL COORDINATION STRUCTURES.

Seriously what happened to the SC 2 ladder?! Came back to SC 2 after 8-10 weeks and I'm getting completely demolished in silver league. Last season I was plat... My last opponent was ranked in bronze league but played with 200+ apm constantly. WTF?!
And all these other fuckers are doing is some 6-8 min timing. Whenever I play vs Zerg theres a massive roach/bane allin, every protoss does the same fucking 4-gate and... terrans, well they are not that bad but I suck at tvt.

Finished school. Finally was starting to feel relaxed and not just stressed out like I was through most of university, and now everything's going wrong all at once.

I just can't win.

edit: Well at least it is slightly less bad now. At a recent vet appointment for my dog, they found a mass that turned out to be a tumour. She just had a number of scans, blood tests, and other tests and it was confirmed her tumour hasn't spread so it may not be cancerous. She's getting it removed tomorrow so after that we will find out if it truly was cancer or not, but my biggest fear, that it spread to her organs, is at least put to rest.

Tiiiight, SC2 feels like BW now where I'm the only one not using hacks... Half the people don't even bother to lie anymore. they just admit it. It's not like it's GM or anything but WTF?

But where is the dragoon ai?

Fuck that shit Google! How about sending you an email when you plan on deprecating entire libraries on random dates!

The ZvP match up is fucking garbage, holy shit this feels so cancerous and unwinnable

Every fucking midgame im forced into roach hydra just to survive sentry blink stalker play, and then by the time i feel comfortable enough to tech away from it, he has fucking storms and im raped no matter what i do. seriously fuck everything about the state of this game. finally a map pool i feel alright about, but this time its the match ups that feel unplayable

So I'm moving, and several people have already flaked out on subleasing my current room. Someone is supposedly moving in tomorrow night, but we'll see. This might be some preemptive rage, but this guy better not flake. Shit. I started looking for people a month ago and it's been one disappointment after another.

It's funny to me how right now... RIGHT NOW... there are republicans in California who are like hmm, maybe global warming is a real problem because it suddenly is a concern to me, and reality is determined by my perspective at any given time

hahahahahqhqhwahah8usuawibhsdfibuqwufb fucking protoss garbage

another dumbfuck of terran, scum with not even half a brain, just cheesing his way out of bronze to diamond. FUCK ALL TERRANS, THEY NEED TO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE

Gonna preface my explanation with the thing that needs explaining+ Show Spoiler +

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.

So Hearthstone is getting new heroes for each class, so if you're an avid warrior player, but you hate looking at Garrosh's face, you can finally fix things and your hearthstone experience will finally be perfect. Sounds simple enough, and it's something I've been looking forward to for a long time, I always thought the idea was a cool one, since there are so many cool characters that could be heroes in the game. It was a sweet touch, I figured I couldn't be the only one excited for it.

Instead I see the most retarded collective reaction I've seen to literally anything IN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. I never played WoW, so I dunno if this is something I should be used to already, but fuck.

Fuck.

FUCK.

People are so goddamn entitled in their mind to anything Blizzard makes. Convinces me that these people are either half-baked teenagers who don't get it, or fully-baked winos who don't wanna get it. Everyone getting so fantastically angry over a $10 hero for Hearthstone, is just mind-boggling on a level I have not heretofore encountered, certainly something I wasn't expecting from a cosmetic that I thought was pretty damn cool. People acting like Blizzard owes them something, that it should just be given away because we're loyal players of the video game. That's all on you asswipe, they dedicate to making additional content for a game and you want it for next to nothing, classy. The best ones are the ones getting sooooo pissed off that they're threatening to quit. I dunno how you live with yourself, it must suck being that fucking pissy at the world, I can't imagine anyone would wanna have dinner with you. Go take a breather, join a gym, take some yoga, and make some friends, and realize there's more to life than the extent to which Blizzard gently caresses your scrotum.

I started watching GTO recently, which naturally is a contender for the biggest WTF moment of whatever period of your life you're watching it in, but it's going to lose this contest. This literally cannot be beaten for me. Like people wanna be angry over stupid shit that has no impact on them. Have fun guys, if you know how anyway.

literally every zerg on ladder just goes ling allin into muta lol

i have this beautiful little streak of macro games that i win pretty convincingly, just 20 points from top8 master

then i get this bullshit fucking streak of nonsensical ZvZ all ins and the last few days are erased

fuck this gay earth

Fuck "who would you take on a deserted island with you, pick 3" questions. Fuck this shit. I don't want to fucking hear this shit in any fucking interview, ever. Like how the fuck could anyone see it as a good question to put into interview. Fuck you. This is just pure shit. It doesn't bring fucking anything interesting to the conversation. It doesn't draw out any valuable information. No, you fucking numbnut it isn't fucking interesting. It isn't even fucking amusing. It's fucking retarded. Why waste everyone's time asking this stupid crap. Take 3 shits with you and have a 4-some with 3 piles of shit, fucknut. There, have a response that fits your shit question, fucknut. Fuck this stupid retarded bullshit question, how the fuck could anyone ever fucking think that it is a good idea to put shit like this into an interview. FFS.

My skincare routine is more or less perfect at this point and I really want to start using makeup. Problem is, I barely have time to do that as I am working 50-60 hours a week and I do not want to come off as that tranny pervert whenever I walk into the store and ask for help. I have a few friends I could ask, but I live in the middle of nowhere in California and don't have a car. And on top of that, I am too scared to part with my money just to remove my Adam's Apple. The struggle is real.

You know, when I first started visiting this website on a regular basis, I loved Starcraft. It consumed about 70 percent of my life. I just got invited into the LoTV beta, and you know what? I don't fucking care.

This game doesn't matter. I know that's not exactly a popular opinion around here, but that's a fact.

Here's a(n) (incomplete) list of things I've been doing instead of Starcraft:

-Lost 50 pounds
-Got published twice
-Got straight A's
-Started, you know, having a social life
-Sex

And all because I decided to stop wasting 5 plus hours of my life on this stupid game just about every day.

Listen, I know you love this game. That's why you're here. I get it. But look around you: we (as in Americans) live in a country plagued by police brutality, institutionalized racism, corrupt politics, and an ever-growing wage gap--and THIS FUCKING GAME somehow takes priority over all that?

And what's so special about Starcraft anyway? Why do we lavish so much praise, attention, effort, and time onto it, this poorly-written Warhammer 40k clone? Or any other game, for that matter? I mean, I look at all these kids dying at the hands of those who are supposed to protect us and I just get so angry, and I wish I had someone to get angry with. But, fuck, people, cut out the bullshit, stop wasting your own fucking time. Go outside, go get drunk, go get laid, go exercise, read a book, learn something new, go do something, anything. This fake science fiction war between space Australians, bugs, and blue-crystal people can fucking wait. Jesus, the way people talk about Starcraft it's like it's some holy icon.

And yes, I know people elevate actual sports to the same religious level. And holy shit, did you know that moving your body is healthier than not moving your body and that obesity is rampant in America because people eat like fucking shit and remain sedentary for a disgusting amount of time? So, guess what: E-Sports < Real Sports because Real Sports are just plain healthier to do when played responsible. I'M REALLY GLAD PEOPLE CAN MAKE MONEY PLAYING STARCRAFT, I THINK IT'S GREAT. BUT GUESS WHAT, IF YOU'RE NOT MAKING MONEY PLAYING STARCRAFT, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

Here's a brief list (I'm a big fan of lists) of things that are more important than Starcraft:

-Eating
-Sleeping
-Physical health
-Police violence
-Racism
-Sexism
-Corrupt Politics
-History
-Literature
-Math
-Any educational subject ever
-Sex
-Your mother

But nooo, we have to collectively devote thousands of hours to playing this stupid game, writing strategy guides, understanding build orders, watching this stupid game, analyzing it to fucking death, listening to people analyze it to fucking death--I'm sorry, is this still a game, or some sort of bizarre art form that a few diehard grognards elevated to the level of poetry for some fucking reason? AND HOLY SHIT ANOTHER CHILD JUST GOT BEATEN TO DEATH. KEEP PRACTICING THOSE ALL-INS THOUGH LOL

If I could only make you understand the zen-moment I experienced when I realized just how insignificant my playing this game was--holy shit. It's like I saw the universe through a magnifying glass, and it cycled through all the systems, until it reached Earth, pierced the clouds, crashed through my roof, and there I was: one asshole out of a million assholes who couldn't care about anything other than pixelated bugs and spaceships. FUCK. Just thinking about how much time I wasted on this shit pisses me off. That caloric energy could have been better spent.

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I've never posted in r/fatpeoplehate before, and honestly, most of the stuff I ever saw that was posted there hated on fat people BECAUSE of the way they were acting entitled/ignorant, so I didn't really have a problem with people pointing that out and making fun of it. I can understand how people might not like that subreddit, though.

But goddamn do I hate censorship. Fuck the reddit admins and fuck anybody who supports censorship/supports the banning of that subreddit. I hope reddit burns to the ground.