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On June 22 2011 06:25 DarkGeneral wrote:+ Show Spoiler +weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no one is gonna read this so weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wrong!
Old people
+ Show Spoiler +I get it.
You don’t like us. I get that you had to walk 10 miles to school uphill both ways whilst carting water from the well. I get that you worked 27hrs a day, 8 days a week, 60 weeks a year, for thirty years. I get that you fought fifty wars single handedly and brought peace to the world.
I get it.
What I don’t get, is why I should care.
You’re old. Get over it. I know your bones hurt, I know you can’t pee, I know the new biscuits aren’t as good as they used to be. I know television rots my brain, and the intergrid is ruining the world.
Here’s something you should know.
My tortoise walks faster than you. There is no need to use every single coin in your ancient purse to pay for the groceries.
Your generation created and sustained the cold war. You’re generation enacted the White Australia policy, apartheid and conducted the Bosnian genocides. You’re generation spent their life savings on stuff they never use and now we have to pay. You think you are so high and mighty because you “went to the moon”. You baby boomers and your free love, protesting, hippy values. Where were you when I had to pay your mortgage?
My generation is educated. My generation knows more about the world than you know about your local bowling club. My generation seeks compromise and discussion. My generation thinks, discusses and show flexibility. Your generation believes everything they read. My generation will suffer the burdens you gave us and will succeed, despite your pessimism. My generation understands that just because you don’t understand, it doesn’t mean you are right.
So you lived a long life, bought a house, and raised a family, it is my turn now, so quit whingeing about how Gen Y is ruining the world.
We’ll be fine without you...
Young people
+ Show Spoiler +Ungrateful little bastards!
When you have lived through what I have lived though then come and complain.
Fifty years of hard grunt and what do I get for it? A reduced pension, bad back and prostate exam. Give me break, I given you everything you have and you throw it my face.
You’re lazy, I spent my youth fixing cars and all you do is mope around rotting your mind on the computer. Your generation is going to hell in basket and you’re taking me with you.
In my day, if we didn’t like something, we changed it. Your self-absorbed, narcissistic mob wails on the internet about how hard life is. You have never had it better. Stop examining your navel and rage. We stopped Vietnam, we went to the moon, we ended apartheid, we brought down the wall. You? What have you done?
You kids with your loud foul music. Always plugged into something, what happened to communication? What happened to talking to people? You are so connected that you don’t know what connection is.
You will grow old some day; you will have to face my pain. Show some respect for those that raised you.
What do I have to do to get a seat on the train? Our libraries, museums, our parks are closing because your generation doesn’t appreciate its history. We are alone, abandoned in aged care, whilst you enjoy the fruits of our labour.
Wake up, you ignorant little shits. We gave this to you; we gave you everything you have. It is our blood sweat and tears that sustain you.
Now where is my nurse? I need a sponge bath.
Arrogance
+ Show Spoiler + You're wrong. Deal with it
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCKING shitty ap shit during the fucking summer that I want to play fucking sc2. I have fucking summer school shit and can't play sc2 because my schedule is packed. Fuck this summer weather because it's fucking hot. Fucking shitty terrans who always all in and fucking slow overlords who can't fucking scout without getting raped by machine guns. Fuck marines that are able to walk a shoot, since when the fuck was the balanced. Fuck thors that come in fucking 5s and I have to fucking gather a shitload of lings and fucking blings. FUCK FUCK FUCK. DJKSADHKSAJHDKSA. Fucking protoss who fucking attempt to cannon rush and fail. Especially after the mc fucking pylon blocked idra at mlg i'm seeing this shit every fucking time with people failing. Fuck that shit. Fuck collossus and fuck blink stalkers. Fuck DTs and fuck banshees. Fuck all terran and protoss players except a few. fucking shit. Good fucking lord, all the fucking idiots on bnet, sometimes I literally want to smack them right through the fucking monitor with my fucking fist. Fucking assholes who expect a fucking gg after the fucking game because they think it's fucking respect. Fuck it. I'm fucking pissed when I fucking lose, why the fuck would I gg. fuck it fuck it. Fuck hellion harass fuckers. And fuck blizzard for fucking making maps like xel naga so that these fucking hellions can slip by. fuck fuck fuck. Fuck those fucking scvs coming to make a bunker and fucking rush. Fucking terrans. Fuck them. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK U TERRAN. You CANT FUCKING PLAY FOR SHIT WITHOUT CHEESING EARLY GAME AND FUCK UR MARINES FUCKING PISS ME OFF.
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On June 22 2011 09:48 Shelke14 wrote:
Hey, are you able to get telus or shaw... They are pretty good when you tell them that the other has been offering you free shit.... Right now telus just offered my parents to match any speed shaw is giving us plus adding an extra 200 gb's per month for less money! It helps to play off each company cause their really willing to do so much for you just to have you as a customer!
unfortunately I'm not in an area for either of those. I do have another service called teksavvy which offers a much more reasonable 300 gb/month cap. However, I've heard the service isnt consistent (lots of downtime) from a few friends, so I'm reluctant about switching. But I think I might go through with it at the end of the month.
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCK ROCK BAND 3 VOCALS ON THE WII!!!! Rock Band 2 was awesome. I have gold stars on every on-disc song on vocals, and I would always get 100% on the tambourine parts.
But now, half the time the vocals don't work! Sometimes the talking parts don't respond, the overdrive won't activate, and the tambourine part is messed up (I can't even get 100% on the Rock Band 2 songs half the time, and I'm a band geek with very good rhythm XD). It's the only thing that really pisses me off, but I do know it happens to other people as well.
I would switch to the 360 to play, but my brother and I have bought over 150 downloaded songs...
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I FUCKING HATE THIS THREAD!
There. Mind at peace.
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On June 20 2011 23:42 Pandain wrote:+ Show Spoiler + God fucking dammit why does everyone think tomatoes are vegetables. THEY'RE NOT! THEY'RE FRUITS! WHY DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE SEEDS! APPLES HAVE SEEDS TOO! Seriously all these liberal no good Obama-preaching socialists are just ruining america. It's a goddamn vegetable.
I'm confused. Made perfect sense till the end there.
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+ Show Spoiler +I want one fucking friend that plays SC and knows more than what the races are called, I hate sitting here alone day in and day out playing a game that is better than any piece of shit on the Xbox and WAAAAYYYYY better than fucking shitty ass League of Legends...I want to talk about NASL, GSL and any other super awesome tournament going on. Talking to a bronzie about SC is so frustrating.
So you know what...If you're in the North Texas/Dallas area, lets play some fucking Starcraft 2
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On June 21 2011 14:46 Malks wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Okay, what the FUCK is up with Mass Mutalisk? Sure, when you watch the pros play, they plonk two, maybe three missile turrets down, if there are a shedload of Mutalisks around. The Mutalisks then completely avoid these areas as if the turrets will one shot them. Only when the Zerg gets a 15+ swell of mutas will they even imagine trying to kill a turret.
Oh wait, no Zerg on the ladder play like that. If they have fifteen mutalisks, they'll just fly them right in there and kill your missile turrets, maybe take out a Mule or whatever. It's not cost effective, but you can't do anything about it. Stim marines and run in? No, mutas are too fucking fast and you have to run through half of your own immobile units to get to the mutas which left fifteen seconds ago. Get more turrets and upgrade with range/armour? great, it now takes an extra three mutalisks to kill it immediately. Chain repair with SCVs? Delays the inevitable and means you lose even more workers. Get out thors? Okay, so the mutas go attack somewhere else. If your thor is left alone they just fly in and kill it. Sure, thors are the counter to mutas, doesn't mean much if they can kill it before it gets off more than three shots.
Did I mention, while you sit in your base, the Zerg is going to town on creep spread and macro hatches? He'll have ample time to prepare for your inevitable 'FUCK THIS, I'M PUSHING OUT'. Of course, by this time, you have about thirty marines, a few medivacs out of energy because you're stimming ALL the time to snipe those mutas, a couple of thors which slow down your entire army, meaning the Zerg has EVEN MORE time to prepare, and a load of siege tanks. You know even if you win against the mutaling army in the middle of the field, his army will be back again in thirty seconds, maybe in time for you to snipe his fourth, but of course whilst you've been slowly pushing out, trying to kill creep as you go, the Mutas are in your base, killing your reactors and tech labs so you can't reinforce. if he does a Zergling runby, you can't get back in time, you're halfway across the field with thors and tanks that'll be destroyed if you leave them alone for a split second. Ohwait, here come the Broodlords anyway. How are those reactor vikings coming? Hah, just kidding, the reactor is dead and the mutas are sniping all your reinforcements. GG.
Seriously man, fuck Zerg players that mass mutas. I'm fine with a normal amount and most other forms of zerg play, but I only just race switched to terran a few weeks ago and when mutas are spammed like that, the best I can do is maybe get out a medivac and go snipe some tech whilst he's busy sniping all my workers and helping to feed my marin's stim addiction
+ Show Spoiler +Oh my fucking god I know right?!
You see some pro make 23489 mutas against a T player and the T player throws down like 4 turrets over 3 bases and the zerg player avoids them like they launch nukes. Then the T player wins and everyone is like "Oh what solid play he denied harassment and won!"
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No he fucking didn't if I tried that 1 turret per base bullshit against the zergs I play against they would Yao Ming face their way into killing everything. It seems a lot of reps I watch are of people who get away with shit because there opponents do shit like that. Then they tell me that the build works because of how great it is. No, the build worked because your opponent is a moron.
Shit man like you see a progame where someone rushes a DT and the T blows their only scan to kill it, no ravens, turrets or anymore scans and the toss gives up on DTs and people are like "Wow! That build holds DT rushes!" No. it. fucking. doesn't. If he sent just 1 more DT he would of been fucked.
Gah
I know exactly what you're saying, just thought I would agree.
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+ Show Spoiler +Mutas are so bad.. I wish people never attacked me when I went mutas so I could actually win all my games with them.
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On June 22 2011 12:33 Treva wrote:Show nested quote +On June 21 2011 14:46 Malks wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Okay, what the FUCK is up with Mass Mutalisk? Sure, when you watch the pros play, they plonk two, maybe three missile turrets down, if there are a shedload of Mutalisks around. The Mutalisks then completely avoid these areas as if the turrets will one shot them. Only when the Zerg gets a 15+ swell of mutas will they even imagine trying to kill a turret.
Oh wait, no Zerg on the ladder play like that. If they have fifteen mutalisks, they'll just fly them right in there and kill your missile turrets, maybe take out a Mule or whatever. It's not cost effective, but you can't do anything about it. Stim marines and run in? No, mutas are too fucking fast and you have to run through half of your own immobile units to get to the mutas which left fifteen seconds ago. Get more turrets and upgrade with range/armour? great, it now takes an extra three mutalisks to kill it immediately. Chain repair with SCVs? Delays the inevitable and means you lose even more workers. Get out thors? Okay, so the mutas go attack somewhere else. If your thor is left alone they just fly in and kill it. Sure, thors are the counter to mutas, doesn't mean much if they can kill it before it gets off more than three shots.
Did I mention, while you sit in your base, the Zerg is going to town on creep spread and macro hatches? He'll have ample time to prepare for your inevitable 'FUCK THIS, I'M PUSHING OUT'. Of course, by this time, you have about thirty marines, a few medivacs out of energy because you're stimming ALL the time to snipe those mutas, a couple of thors which slow down your entire army, meaning the Zerg has EVEN MORE time to prepare, and a load of siege tanks. You know even if you win against the mutaling army in the middle of the field, his army will be back again in thirty seconds, maybe in time for you to snipe his fourth, but of course whilst you've been slowly pushing out, trying to kill creep as you go, the Mutas are in your base, killing your reactors and tech labs so you can't reinforce. if he does a Zergling runby, you can't get back in time, you're halfway across the field with thors and tanks that'll be destroyed if you leave them alone for a split second. Ohwait, here come the Broodlords anyway. How are those reactor vikings coming? Hah, just kidding, the reactor is dead and the mutas are sniping all your reinforcements. GG.
Seriously man, fuck Zerg players that mass mutas. I'm fine with a normal amount and most other forms of zerg play, but I only just race switched to terran a few weeks ago and when mutas are spammed like that, the best I can do is maybe get out a medivac and go snipe some tech whilst he's busy sniping all my workers and helping to feed my marin's stim addiction + Show Spoiler +Oh my fucking god I know right?!
You see some pro make 23489 mutas against a T player and the T player throws down like 4 turrets over 3 bases and the zerg player avoids them like they launch nukes. Then the T player wins and everyone is like "Oh what solid play he denied harassment and won!"
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No he fucking didn't if I tried that 1 turret per base bullshit against the zergs I play against they would Yao Ming face their way into killing everything. It seems a lot of reps I watch are of people who get away with shit because there opponents do shit like that. Then they tell me that the build works because of how great it is. No, the build worked because your opponent is a moron.
Shit man like you see a progame where someone rushes a DT and the T blows their only scan to kill it, no ravens, turrets or anymore scans and the toss gives up on DTs and people are like "Wow! That build holds DT rushes!" No. it. fucking. doesn't. If he sent just 1 more DT he would of been fucked.
Gah
I know exactly what you're saying, just thought I would agree.
+ Show Spoiler +.. The reason they work against you and not the pros is because you guys have much lower reaction times and don't predict the movement as well, as such the mutas and dts are much more effective. Against a professional gamer not only do they have faster reaction time, but they also have better game sense and play in general, as such if zerg or protoss over commit they will just lose.
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+ Show Spoiler +Misclick tanks. Proceed to lose a game to a worse zerg player.
FUCK.
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Best first post I've ever seen.
That does need to be more popular.
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+ Show Spoiler +Fucking infestors. Why the fuck is so much utility on one fucking unit? Oh, and it moves just as fast as every other ground unit? Fuck that shit. Oh, and its gigantically freaking huge, so whether I'm playing Protoss with my slow high templars that can't catch infestors, or whether I'm playing Terran with a spell thats supposed to be AOE (EMP) that can't hit more than one infestor at a time because of how fucking fat they are? Fuck that shit. Fucking fuck. Also fuck roaches. Half the cost of a stalker and better in every way except not being able to shoot up (which stalkers aren't that good at anyway?) fuck that.
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another one!
+ Show Spoiler +fuck you, electricity! why the fuck would you just stop working. this is supposed to be a first world country. electricity should not just shut off in the middle of a morning and not be back on until two days later because you couldn't get a replacement part? why the fuck couldn't you get a replacement part? You had an entire day!
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On June 22 2011 11:49 Xova wrote:+ Show Spoiler +I want one fucking friend that plays SC and knows more than what the races are called, I hate sitting here alone day in and day out playing a game that is better than any piece of shit on the Xbox and WAAAAYYYYY better than fucking shitty ass League of Legends...I want to talk about NASL, GSL and any other super awesome tournament going on. Talking to a bronzie about SC is so frustrating.
So you know what...If you're in the North Texas/Dallas area, lets play some fucking Starcraft 2
oh my god I love you
I too want this.
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+ Show Spoiler +Fuck Archons, Fuck High Templars, Fuck chargelots, and Fuck Dark Templars. So fucking aggrivating as a zerg player, and fuck my friend. Playing all 3 races at the same level and I cant even get one race to that level of play. My zerg tears shall forever fall. T-T
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