The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 13

Fucking terran is the easiest fucking race to play. Wow 1 click emp and there goes half of my army's hp that I can't even dodge. And to add to that, my templar have no more energy. I love how a 150 protoss gateway army loses to 90 supply of marine/marauder. It just makes sense doesn't it, that we need HT in order to fight the terran straight on. But too bad! There's this spell called emp that hits instantly and is also AOE. 1 good storm? No biggie, run out and medivac heals you. 1 good emp? Okay gg. Casters squeal at how much skill it takes to E click, and everyone knows the protoss is dead because he has no storm, and gateway dies to MM (even with shields they would die) Honestly terran is the most skill less race it takes to play. Because of army strength and bit-by-bit you always get a 2nd chance for a win. Also terran macro is supposed to be hard? Wow I can keep up my macro with 50 apm WITHOUT looking at my base. What makes a good terran? That he knows how many barracks to throw down and 5ddddddd? And throw down 1 tech structure to make ghosts that counter HT (takes 2 tech structures and 200/200 research)? Seriously you have to play perfect in order to win PvT with high templar. Pick off ghosts with blink, send high templar 1 at a time to feedback, send in observer 1 at a time, split your army. Holy shit let me break it down. To get a good engage you need vision. How does a terran get vision? Just scan. How does a protoss get vision? Observer that is slow as fuck and needs time to make, oh, and also dies to the terran vision option. Now that you have vision, you send out HT/Ghost to feedback/EMP. Oh wait, ghosts only cost 200/100, it is impossible to feedback all of them without exposing all of your templar. And EMP is AoE. So there goes your HT. Without HT, protoss army is shit. Without ghosts, terran army can still fight. Also, the fact that you need to send observers one by one and HT one by one means there is NO OFFENSIVE CAPABILITY with high templar builds. The terran is free to expand at the same rate as you and eventually smother you with unlimited MM. You want to push and pressure his expos? Well good luck because if you send all your HT in to storm him, his ghosts in defensive stance are going to EMP them all at once. I guess you could send in HT 1 at a time to avoid this. Well too bad, because he can just kite through the 1 storm. Real scary that 1 storm can be. By the time your other templars arrive with their slow speed half your army would be dead.

Fuck DTs, All i see is a little wave and then all my fucking SCVs die, TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!!!

MY INTERNET SUCK SHIT AND I KEEP DISCONNECTING WHEN I PLAY GAMES. Seriously... Dropped like 6 games and now I'm facing Top 1 Diamonds again... /facepalm

PvP IS FUCKING BULLLSHITTTTTTTTT FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Just lost to a fucking five rax. yes, a five rax. not six or seven. wtf. i held it off perfectly in the beginning got my fucking banelings and then after the first marine wave died i drone. built fucking six or seven drones. then he went and killed me wtf.

WHAT THE FUCK is the deal with that MOTHERFUCKER SCDPride??? I see him on all types of streams pretending he's Korean. MOTHERFUCKER...I SAW YOU TELLING PHOENIX YOU WERE TRYING TO LEARN KOREAN...YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT FROM KOREA, SO STOP TYPING ww ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IF I SEE THAT SHIT ONE MORE TIME I WILL SHOOT A KITTEN

You know what really grinds my gears, America? Ladder noobs who set me to ignore on Battle.net and then BM the fuck out of me for a good five minutes after a game. THE HELL IS THAT SHIT. First off, BMing your opponent just because you lost the game is completely ridiculous. Your sorry ass got outplayed. It happens to everyone. Get used to it, because with your attitude, you aren't going to be on the winning side of that equation very often.

Second, who tries to argue balance with someone who can't even respond? Does it make your dick feel bigger to cut a man's arms off and then beat him in a boxing match? Do you think your mother will finally love you if you win an internet debate with Neolithic tribes in the deep Amazon? Are you under the impression that getting laid becomes more likely when you can critique music more aptly than a deaf person? THAT is what grinds my gears, America.

This.

All I have to add for now is people who think that every bad thing that comes out of America is fucking because it's America WE GET IT you hate us because of the fifty thousand things that I'm sure you've already listed somewhere, but do you really fucking think that denying global warming and evolution is something that every fucking person in the country does. Oh that reminds me, things that are done by individual police officers are not fucking done because they're in America they're done because those officers are dicks, or you're just wrong and the officers were absolutely in the right in what they were doing (see the "protest" at the Jefferson Memorial thread). Oh and "anarchism" (the fact that this even can be considered a movement is as ridiculous as it is illogical) is fucking retarded, that's all for now.

I HIDE MY KIDS HIDE MY WIFE AND PROTOSS STILL RAPES EVRBODY OUT THERE. wtf is that shit expo earlier then zerg without risk still can cannon rush without risk wtf is this zerg early aggression alias allin repelled by a fast expo
i like turtles

FUCK CANADIAN INTERNET COMPANIES (IM LOOKING AT YOU ROGERS AND BELL). not only do these motherfuckers have the audacity to place a ridiculous bandwidth cap on your internet. But they also throttle your download speeds. WHAT THE FUCK? I know this is a whiny problem when theres so much worse shit going on in the world but seriously, wtf government? Do you not give a shit about all the people here paying out of their ass for second tier internet? As far as business industries, canada is a much more corrupt USA. Its capitalist but the lack of fucking competition (which the dumbass government wont allow) has turned it into a duoloply (is that even a word?). These goddamn internet companies not only charge you insane amounts, but their services keep getting worse and worse for no difference in price, wtf! technology is advancing, and businesses are becoming more and more corrupt.

Does anyone know if its difficult to learn swedish, because Sweden seems like the best place in the world to live in right now

BNET Y U DROP ME WHEN MY OPPONENT GG'S???

Holy shit several things.

Okay, with Starcraft, why the fuck did I just play a game on the Macro or Die map and get all-ined? Why the fuck would you play on it? I mean it's all good because in the next game it's the same douche bag and I don't even scout cause I know he's gonna do it again so now I have to cheese FIRST on the MACRO map yay this is fucking fun.

And why the fuck does SC2 suck? I love it. And I want to experience it. But I can't. Because of the cheese and 1 base all ins and units that kill each other faster than anyone can micro. And I want to rage at my bitch of an opponent but then I think "well I can't blame them just because they made unit X that has 59846582 dps, I should make it too and then I could win but not have fun, great. Better than losing and not having fun.

Personally:
Why the fuck does this annoying as hell girl sit with my friends at lunch? I mean, she's friends with a couple of them so I can't start any shit without making it awkward, but she's the stereotypical "I'm not stereotypical" kind of person if you know what I mean. "Oh well I've been through more than anyone even though I don't know what everyone else has been through" or "Oh I like this unusual music and so I'm a hipster and more unique than everyone else even though it is exactly what all bitches like me listen to" or "I don't know why guys are always trying to fuck me (maybe it's cause you dress like a slut and once, online, you said you weren't one because you only fucked 5 guys when you were 15. Either way why do I have to hear about it.). "Well I feel this way about (insert political/social issue here) even though I know nothing about it but since I'm unique everyone must want to know my opinion," like in my physics class I'm debating my teacher about fate vs. free will and I'm talking about the fucking Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and Free Will Theorem and Darwin and Sam Harris and the teacher cites some weird but impressive scientific/philosophical idea and then she comes in and says "I think Stephen (me) is wrong because in this indie film I watched, there were a bunch of kids who lived secluded from the world and thought that the word for telephone was vagina" I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
SHUT UP. GO AWAY. THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU (my friends) ARE TOO SMART FOR YOU. LEAVE US ALONE.

Why the fuck is Michele Bachmann so retarded? If she is popular among conservatives then I don't see how you could maintain self respect while calling yourself conservative. Holy shit, the Founding Fathers fought tirelessly to end slavery?!?!?!? We need to nationally mandate the teaching of intelligent design because evolution is only a "theory."? Fucking stupid bitch. And people want her to be president.

Why do old people act so fucking arrogant and all-knowing about things that they are factually incorrect about? "My (racist/sexist/baseless/bigoted in some way) belief is correct because you don't know what things were like at this time because you're young and therefore an idiot. No it doesn't matter that you're more educated and read and study the matters being discussed I still win because I am old. Like that dude earlier in the thread who yelled "CHILL GET OUT" at the woman (that's the most awesome thing ever btw). I don't care what experience you have, it can't be the justification for EVERYTHING.

Why the fuck are people so stupid in online debates. I know I shouldn't expect much, but it goes as follows.
1. See something stupid they said
2. Post a detailed response trying to explain to them what the problem with their logic is.
3. Read their response where they isolate 3 words you say and respond to those. Or just use them to change the subject. Then get put into some generalization and hear "well you're probably just a (insert category here) who thinks this and this and this."
4. Try to respond with an even more detailed explanation, pointing out the flaws in their argument AGAIN.
5. Read the "LOL OK DUDE"
6. Rage because you cannot remove this person from the planet.

Also why the fuck do idiots call the place where I work? This is the conversation I had with a woman on the phone today:
Me: Good afternoon, law office.
Her: Yeah, yeah, is this a real estate office?
Me: No ma'am, this is a law office.
Her: Oh okay....I'd like a two bedroom apartment that has at least this..
Me: Ma'am, this is a LAW office.
Her: Okay, I'll call back later.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO CHANGE IT THE NEXT THREE HOURS? AND WHY DO YOU ASK FOR AN APARTMENT LIKE YOU'RE ORDERING FAST FOOD? AND WHY DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT IT WAS A LAW OFFICE THE FIRST TIME?

And also, I'm gonna stop because the rest of the stuff that I was gonna say I don't even feel like saying, but to conclude, WHY THE FUCK WON'T SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPEN IN MY LIFE? Damn it nothing ever happens. I'm sick of caring about what score I need to get on a calculus exam so that I can boost my score in the class to X so I can raise my average to Y. It doesn't matter. I know it doesn't matter. The fucking derivative of the equation is even like "why are you trying to find me" (bad joke I admit). Then why won't something happen that takes me away from it? Fuck it, at least I have team liquid.

bnet 2.0 more like GO FUCK YOURSELF NET 3.0

My work. I do really good work and I am severely underpaid. I really should get work elsewhere (and I know I could) for significantly more money, but I really like the people I work with here, it's just the guy who pays the cheques is a major fucking tight arse. 4 years at university for this shitty salary, fuck it sucks. SUCKS!

Oh, and the martyring here at TLnet is really starting to get on my nerves. But the TLmods always come along and fix it up quick-smart which makes it all better :D

You know what fucking SUCKS?!?!?! NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY LADDER GAMES BECAUSE MY POS TOASTER CRAPTOP CAN'T RUN THE GAME WITH MORE THAN 9 FPS AT 30 FREAKING SUPPLY. Thus taking the pleasure out. And I can't make the cash for a new machine because of the bloody exam craps which will hog my entire summer. Reality.sux hard sometimes.

I'm just really sick of playing as Terran right now. For TvP it seems like my army dies in 3 colossi shots, even when I have higher upgrades, a supply advantage, am a base up, and have a larger army. It seems like I have to win the game before Toss gets more than 3 colossi, or else lose every battle instantly. For TvZ it's just gay as shit. I can drop harass the Zerg all day, snipe drones and deny mining and massively outplay the Zerg but the 4 bases and 80 drones are enough to allow him to constantly make Ultras. Fuck TalDarim Altar. And fuck Terran.

Fucking 5th graders. Why the fuck did I take a summer job working with these little shits. They think they can fight me when I could crush them with my fucking pinky but all I'm allowed to do is, Please stop talking like that, etc.
People that get upset over tiny things. I'm all for raging if something big happens, but seriously who fucking cares if he didn't fucking gg, or if your boyfriend didn't text you. i could list like 50 more of these but i fucking won't, and im sure some of you will bitch about that too, only further angering me.