On February 10 2011 19:51 Hammo wrote: I'd go for the older version of Vampire (the non-sparkly, non-teenage loving ones). Probably an Anne Rice version. although a rougher version (think reboot ). Ultimate killing machines and you can fit in with everyone else, effectively "a god among men".
I would go with the sparkly ones just to get bitches...
Some people may consider it not a monster but anyway... My namesake The valheru are a race of very nearly gods, that ruled planets, enslaved species, pillaged the universe, rode dragons, had no emotions other than rage, lust and apathy(if that's an emotion), almost destoryed all of the gods when they worked together, wore awesome armour and beat the shit out of anything or anyone that annoyed them in any way at all. Read the books by Raymond Feist, starting at Magician and going onwards till they finish (still havn't been conluced),
On February 10 2011 20:34 Osmoses wrote: Why has nobody said "Tentacle monster" yet? What could possibly be better than molesting hugging japanese schoolgirls for a living?
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On February 10 2011 11:06 Bushidou wrote: Japanese tentacle monster.
On February 10 2011 20:34 Osmoses wrote: Why has nobody said "Tentacle monster" yet? What could possibly be better than molesting hugging japanese schoolgirls for a living?
Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? -SHODAN, AI, System Shock
Goku for fucking sure. And yes he counts as a monster because: A. He's an alien B. He can transform into a bigass monkey monster. That or Gargamel from the Smurfs, that a-hole was constantly trying to eat them. How fucked up is that for a kids' show?
I was going to say Kanye West to be clever -- he's a monster, after all -- but then realized that I really wouldn't want to be Kanye. The Cheat / Totoro all the way