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AllSalesFinal
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States211 Posts
February 11 2011 11:08 GMT
#81
I once farted as my gf was going down on me... and started laughing... which caused more. this is not a joke, i am 100% for real
| MMA | Flash | Polt |
ganjazerg
Profile Joined February 2010
82 Posts
February 11 2011 17:32 GMT
#82
i have banged 27 girls in my 22 years. 6 of wich have been long time relationships. i have cheated on everyone of those girls, except one. that one, is the only girl i have ever loved in my entire life.

yep. i've been there. i had the one girl. for about 2 years. then i lost her.

M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
February 11 2011 20:03 GMT
#83
On February 04 2011 14:32 Kiriya.Kite wrote:
I haven't played SC2 since September and im still surfing TL forums and watching tournament and reading strategies @_@


There are also old guys who watch Football games, read up on Football news, and read football strategies... though they haven't touched a football in years haha

Just food for thought ;D

I think I got a guy fired at my work because on a really frustrating day, he had called me to drop something of and it sounded like he was yelling. So I joked about him yelling at me. Next thing I know, the boss is down there yelling him out saying that he needs to pack up his stuff by the end of the month. I feel bad about it every time I think about it =\
"It can't be a NE Lan without any problems!" ~ "Starcraft is like sex. After a rough round, sometimes you just need that cigarette."
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
February 11 2011 21:39 GMT
#84
I purposely release silent but deadly gas on packed rush hour subway cars.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
TymerA
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands759 Posts
February 11 2011 21:47 GMT
#85
I love a girl and cry about her. Nothing really special i just wanted to type it out, makes me feel better (:
nice.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
February 11 2011 21:50 GMT
#86
I lost my chance with the best girl ive ever known because i thought i would get some easy sex.

Little did i know how bad it would kill me even now
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
couches
Profile Joined November 2010
618 Posts
February 11 2011 21:53 GMT
#87
On February 12 2011 05:03 M155_G33k wrote:
I think I got a guy fired at my work because on a really frustrating day, he had called me to drop something of and it sounded like he was yelling. So I joked about him yelling at me. Next thing I know, the boss is down there yelling him out saying that he needs to pack up his stuff by the end of the month. I feel bad about it every time I think about it =\

Eh, boss probably overheard him or he's gotten complaints about dudes yelling before.

I got a dude fired because he played metalcore in his cube all day. Suggested to him to get headphones or keep it really quiet. Didn't change a thing, so I straight up told his manager a week later. I mean I could hear it with my office door shut, kinda sucks when I have client meetings. Come to think of it I'm sure lots more were wanting to complain but nobody had the balls to do it. I almost feel bad for him since I'm a metal head too, but asking alexandria, bmth, parkway drive and the likes are not metal anyways. He's a bright dude but needs to learn basic office etiquette. He did some other questionable things I just picked the most obvious one.
OPman
Profile Joined December 2010
United States131 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-14 15:35:55
February 14 2011 15:35 GMT
#88
delete me.
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
February 14 2011 15:40 GMT
#89
i was once caught peeing in a sauna

I dont give a damn about valentines day
In the woods, there lurks..
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
February 14 2011 15:45 GMT
#90
On February 15 2011 00:40 Iplaythings wrote:
I dont give a damn about valentines day


after having read over five entire threads addressing valentines day, it was only this post that made me realize it's today. don't really care either, i even wrote an exam five hours ago.
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
Macabre
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1262 Posts
February 14 2011 15:47 GMT
#91
Sitting in the darkness I spark this,

I've done terrible things. Mostly hook up with girls who are not single, no sex though, they just tutor me with their knowledge.
Those who know how to think need no teachers. Tasteless - I think I'll take my shirt off and let my muscles do the casting
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
February 14 2011 15:47 GMT
#92
I am gay and not sexually attracted to girls in any way, but I feel that I can still date them.
couches
Profile Joined November 2010
618 Posts
February 14 2011 19:38 GMT
#93
Why is intimacy with the opposite sex something to be guilty enough about that it becomes a confession? I don't understand.
Deadlyfish
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1980 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-14 19:49:04
February 14 2011 19:48 GMT
#94
I ride the train every day, and every single day someone farts and it stinks, sometimes multiple times per trip. Whenever this happens i raise my voice and tell people to stop farting, sometimes i even sort of shout it out (though not aggresively ). I was once asked to leave the train because of this.

Probably the most embarassing moment of my life. I guess i'm lucky
If wishes were horses we'd be eating steak right now.
TwilightStar
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States649 Posts
February 14 2011 19:48 GMT
#95
My eating habits are so horrible. I eat the worsts foods, and I can't help it.
On the plus side, no matter how much I do eat I never gain weight xD
(5)Twilight Star.scx --------- AdmiralHoth: There was one week when I didn't shave for a month.
Isomer
Profile Joined November 2010
United States186 Posts
February 14 2011 19:52 GMT
#96
I spend probably 18 hours/day of my time in my room (in College). One could say most/all of my friends are from gaming...
There's nothing cooler than being proud of what you love
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
February 14 2011 22:32 GMT
#97
I thought Washington D.C. was in the state of Washington until today.
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
February 16 2011 04:26 GMT
#98
I play fastest map possible
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
DanceSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States751 Posts
February 16 2011 05:56 GMT
#99
The only time I am not working / school / sleeping I spend playing video games, I don't eat much, what I do eat is probably not healthy or something you shouldn't live off of... and I am confessing this because I end everyday with looking at what I could have accomplished instead :/
Dance.943 || "I think he's just going to lose. There's only so many ways you can lose. And he's going to make some kind of units. And I'm going to attack him, and then all his stuff is going to die. That's about the best prediction that I can make" - NonY
_hate
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Japan112 Posts
February 16 2011 06:22 GMT
#100
On February 12 2011 06:47 TymerA wrote:
I love a girl and cry about her. Nothing really special i just wanted to type it out, makes me feel better (:

ditto
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