EPTold topic : who is mensrea? - Page 9
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XaI)CyRiC
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ToKoreaWithLove
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.. mensrea started submitting articles to bw.com when they released their "submit news" thingy, and was kicking ass over there. Then izsard turned the place into a flaming fire, and mensrea left. Then he started posting @ tl. | ||
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ErOs_Probe
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orca
Israel469 Posts
who "hired" mensrea to post here? | ||
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animal
South Africa168 Posts
-------------------------------------------------------- - He's fluent in 7+ languages - He knows politics - He has a keen BW intellect - He likes to write bw reports focusing in-depth on the players - He is at least 26 - He has approximately a 21% chance that his family name is Kim - He agrees with Garimto on critical and world changing issues - He is in possession of free time - Spelling mensrea backwards yields aersnem, which is interesting if not totally useless - He might be bent on world domination - He might be Purple Tentacle, or perhaps Green Tentacle - He posesses governmental experience - Anagrams : mensrea = snare-me / seen-ram / smear-N'e / ear-mes-n / ma-seer-n - He hates Iszard For the safety of mankind, it's time to do some math here : ----------------------------------------------------------- - No person working for the government will ever know politics. - A person working for the government will always brag about knowing 7+ languages, 21% of the time. - No person who has any free time, knows anything about BW. - Being at least 26, there is no chance that he can be Purple Tentacle. It is common knowledge Purple Tentacles don't live that long, especially while time traveling. - Posting on BW matters (assuming he's working for the government), HE's OBVIOUSLY USING A TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT CODE, embedded in his reports. - But factoring in snare-me, it seems logical that he's tired of the charade, and wants to be extracted. - Factoring in seen-ram as well, we can deduce that he is following a specific person, codenamed ram, and he's on top of him. - Logically speaking, this ram MUST be Nazgul, since mensrea has embedded himself in teamliquid, and Naz has embedded himself in S. Korea. - This we could follow to the next inductive step, where we can see that 'unknown entities' are extremely frightened of Naz's entry into S. Korea. - Continue-ing the anagramming : We can clearly see that not only is mensrea here to follow Naz, but at a critical time, he will begin a horrendous campaign of (smear)ing (N)az'(e). - If this does not work, he'll proceed with scare tactics, and use a knife (mes) on Naz's ear, hurting him quite extremely (seer) until he cries for his mommy (ma) : With this throwing in of that local twist; he is clearly re-affirming his absolute mastery of 7+ languages. - Mensrea wanting to be extracted at such a critical time, obviously means that he's foregoing the world domination bid, if only because he dislikes the 'unknown entities' in control of aforementioned bid. - Thus, we can see the 'unknown entitie(s)' include AT LEAST Iszard, which sounds like Isengard, which we all know is evil right off the bat. - To throw us off the track, mensrea contains EXACTLY as many letters as Garimto, which leads us to investigate below : [Kim G, Goossens V et. al - Theory of Alias Selection 2002] - Assigning numbers to letters, 1-26, we group Garimto with second favourite name Lee, and Mensrea with favourite Kim, since we like mensrea better than Garimto. This gives us a total of 99 for Garimto Lee, BUT ONLY 97!!! for Mensrea Kim. For the non-mathematical among you, that's a 99-97 = only 2% (+- 95%) chance that it's really Garimto. - Getting back on track, we easily see how mensrea's personality fits in with that of Green Tentacle; from watching how mensrea is protecting Naz from the evil he should actually be committing on him. Conclusion : ------------ Thus, we bravely and without any thought conclude that Naz has GOTTEN TO MENSREA - flipped the tentacle on him so to speak - and that they're now standing together, looking to forge a multinational green BW empire, where every child shall posses the name Garimto Kim, be taught ONLY 6 languages (to stay inferior), and be forced to only play BW; ever. QED | ||
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Liquid`Spy
Netherlands1301 Posts
Maybe Mensrea is more than 1 person. I mean, maybe it's a group of intellectuals who are trying to deceive us. 1 guy works or has worked for the government, another one is heavily interested in broodwar, etc. They share the time spent on this site so it doesn't take 'him' a lot of time :/ This theory wasn't mentioned before, so..  also, other anagrams are: seem-ran, it seems he's a well-known ran (terran) player. Sr. E. Amen, could have something to do with religion, like I said he might be jesus, or maybe the pope. mens-era, the era of men. Sounds pretty important :/ same-ner, uh well :S Mensa'er, you know, Mensa is a community of smart people or something right? Or maybe mensrea is short for something, or part of a sentence with letters left out. Is Mensrea a character from a book, movie, play or anything like that? If it's not it might well be a useful hint about his person. dont take this too seriously  | ||
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Juvenile
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Mensrea is isZard's lingering alter-ego. now you see. | ||
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Juvenile
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in that case isZard is Rei-Ayanami's pet poodle | ||
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nArAnjO
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juhhA
United States295 Posts
Testie GARIMTO Messiah for the jews Osama Bin Laden A groupd of people IsZards lingering ego isZard himself Nazgul The President Grrrr... Rei-Ayanami's pet poodle The Guys from StarLeague VODS Waxangel Purple Tentacle Green Tentacle Someone trying to take over the world Saddam Batman James Bond Madcow Boxer Nal_Ra Government Shamoo A product from Enders Game year old nasty pervert (quoted from isZard). The Fat OGN commentator JoseZ EQUES Add to my list if i forgot any | ||
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ToKoreaWithLove
Norway10161 Posts
Here is my tip. Mensrea is a writer for some sports / gaming mag in korea. I'm guessing Sports Chosun, not only because its the only mag I know, but also because he takes a lot of info from it. How did I come to that conclusion? Well, to quote himself: "I've written and publiced several articles where I state its impossible for toss to beat terr on it [incubus]" (may not be 100% correct) But it tells us that he is a writer, which explains his in-depth knowledge of Politics, world situation, Broodwar and sports (football). I bet some of the koreans here could look up the old articles about incubus (probably either from the earlier stage of the SKY 2001 tourney, or right before the finals) and see who wrote them. We are getting closer .. | ||
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