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Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
Fear me! MoOoOo
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Grobyc – Ban of the Week
meeple – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
Thunk – Chalk talk
MystLord – VOD of the Week
Scaramanga – VOD of the Week
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Random Image of the Week .................... p5
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p6
The Shit Bus .......................................... p6
Best of Blogs ......................................... p7
Ban of the Week .................................... p8
Vod of the Week .................................... p9
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- Facebook and the dating scene
- America's Got Talent
- $75000000000000
- Mad Libs are the Teamliquid of Word Games
- In case you missed it last week
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Check out Chosen's guide to SC2 ZvP here. If he's the Chosen I think he is he's a very good player and his guide has some good general tips.
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[14:02] <Sylph> I made a game
[14:02] <Sylph> Python
[14:03] <Sylph> You should be able to find it in the list of games fairly easily
[14:03] <Sylph> Pass is "111"
<Recon[9]> how do i clear my cache on fire fox??
<JeffJohnson> lol Recon[9] watched too much pr0n
[21:11] <boesthius_> need 2 more people for full team in LoL
[21:12] <JAP|Spritney> whats LoL boesthius_?
[21:12] <boesthius_> league of legends
[21:12] <JAP|Spritney> -> #lol
[21:12] <ENG|aupStar> -> #noobs
[21:12] <zin--> LoL is so cool
[21:12] <Beryllium> RoFL is better
[21:12] <ENG|aupStar> man I love RoFL
[21:12] <JAP|Spritney> lmao
[04:02] <Cube> yes, flash was murdered by the KT coach after losing to jaedong
[04:02] <Cube> the flash you know and love is a rbot
[04:02] <Cube> robot
[04:02] <Cube> built by STX
[17:54] <Jambam> in PvP if he 3 gates, does anyone know what gay porn sites hes watching?
<ils> Dirty Terran
<ils> Dirty Protoss
<ils> -_-
<ils> my worst
<ils> enemies>
<mrmin123> you're dirtier
<ils>
<mrmin> _ _
<ils> manner please
<mrmin> dog manner
<ils> I'm the cleanest terran in the world
<mrmin> looool he said he was clean but he's playing terran
[13:06] * htq____ (~h1teq@p4FD00A65.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #teamliquid
[13:06] <htq____> need some money ? click here and make some --> http://www.dshini.net/de/spage/29a24a5e-a56c-9774-b9c015ea8ed2
[13:06] * htq____ (~h1teq@p4FD00A65.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has left #teamliquid
[13:06] <Foxor> FREE MONEYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[13:06] <comradesven> WHERE TELL ME QUICK
[13:07] <FV|Kalismist> Nyovne I dont have sc/bw installed right now and I need to sort this out. My memory seems to be fucked beyond anything I've experianced.
[13:08] <@Nyovne> dont do drugss
[13:08] <@Nyovne> like cow
[13:08] <@Nyovne> ull end up
[13:08] <@Nyovne> clicking those links
[13:08] <@Nyovne> thats like rock bottom
[13:07] <@vGl-CoW> i clicked that link and im literally a millionaire now
[13:37] <@Shauni-> I'm not a strange person
[13:37] <@Hcorp> wat
[15:09] <@boesthius> shauni i feel like u dont appreciate anything
[15:09] <@boesthius> except animu
[15:09] <@boesthius> and little girls
[15:10] <@Shauni-> whats wrong with liking little girls
[15:10] <@Shauni-> everybody likes little girls
ruskie: listening to new eminem
ruskie: and waiting for girl to come online
ruskie: i dont think i can be anymore emo than this
LeperKahn: could be listening to my chemical romance
ruskie: that's not emo
ruskie: that's just taking it up the batty
pralz: could be writing poetry about ravens
ruskie: LOL
LeperKahn: lol
[19:14] <tehpanda> i ordered a tlshirt like two years ago
[19:14] <Teferi__> LOL
[19:14] <clowjs> i haz TL shirt
[19:14] <clowjs> <3
[19:14] <clowjs> i iz BLU
[19:14] <tehpanda> it had a pony on it so it got mixed up w/ my sisters laundry then she moved
[19:14] <clowjs> it*
[19:14] <tehpanda> so now its gone forever
8:54 melroseman: why dont u turn off that devil music mrhoon
8:55 melroseman: ....
8:56 melroseman: dont you know having slitty eyes makes you see better?
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from here
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drawn in 30 minutes with a mouse
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- More <3
- TheStC
- WoW
- Yeast Infections
- RIP cat
- Maybe there are also predators
- Guide to spending money
- Another JWD special
- Discuss Same Sex Marriage
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3clipse was just temp banned for 1 week by riptide.
That account was created on 2008-09-02 06:19:11 and had 1774 posts.
Reason:
HAHA YES YOU ARE SO RIGHT MAN THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH WHAT WIT WHAT WORDPLAY YOU ARE TRULY A GENIUS TO THINK OF THAT DECADES FROM NOW I WILL SIT DOWN WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN AND SAY HEY KIDS YOU KNOW WHAT IN 2010 I WAS A MOD ON THIS SITE CALLED TL AND THIS GUY MADE A SRSLY FUNNY JOKE ABOUT PERIODS IT WAS SO GREAT YOUR USE OF THE BOLD TAG THERE IS ESPECIALLY CLEVER WELL DONE
That account was created on 2008-09-02 06:19:11 and had 1774 posts.
Reason:
HAHA YES YOU ARE SO RIGHT MAN THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH WHAT WIT WHAT WORDPLAY YOU ARE TRULY A GENIUS TO THINK OF THAT DECADES FROM NOW I WILL SIT DOWN WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN AND SAY HEY KIDS YOU KNOW WHAT IN 2010 I WAS A MOD ON THIS SITE CALLED TL AND THIS GUY MADE A SRSLY FUNNY JOKE ABOUT PERIODS IT WAS SO GREAT YOUR USE OF THE BOLD TAG THERE IS ESPECIALLY CLEVER WELL DONE
sc4k was just banned by Chill.
That account was created on 2010-01-30 13:49:12 and had 854 posts.
Reason: Your personality, much like your relationship with your imaginary girlfriend, is growing old and boring. I need something fresh. When you make your next new account can it be a bodybuilder who deals with racial adversity? Or maybe a foreigner who overcame all odds to make it, truly make it, in America.
That account was created on 2010-01-30 13:49:12 and had 854 posts.
Reason: Your personality, much like your relationship with your imaginary girlfriend, is growing old and boring. I need something fresh. When you make your next new account can it be a bodybuilder who deals with racial adversity? Or maybe a foreigner who overcame all odds to make it, truly make it, in America.
aikepah was just banned by BroOd.
That account was created on 2009-11-25 16:03:14 and had 115 posts.
Reason: “A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite" - Wilde
It's impressive that you have the balls to call out moderators for having anger management issues, especially if you're the type of guy who gets temp-banned and subsequently makes more than half a dozen accounts to spam the forums. For that, I salute you brave warrior. If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Disneyland, and you are already banned.
That account was created on 2009-11-25 16:03:14 and had 115 posts.
Reason: “A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite" - Wilde
It's impressive that you have the balls to call out moderators for having anger management issues, especially if you're the type of guy who gets temp-banned and subsequently makes more than half a dozen accounts to spam the forums. For that, I salute you brave warrior. If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Disneyland, and you are already banned.
lazz was just banned by BroOd.
That account was created on 2009-01-23 20:11:48 and had 3109 posts.
Reason: In my humble opinion you should spend less time being an asshole on these forums and more time acting like a grown-up with dignity and self-respect.
That account was created on 2009-01-23 20:11:48 and had 3109 posts.
Reason: In my humble opinion you should spend less time being an asshole on these forums and more time acting like a grown-up with dignity and self-respect.
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On June 27 2010 14:46 lazz wrote:
in my humble opinion you should spend less time doing AP classes and spend more time getting laid
User was banned for this post.
in my humble opinion you should spend less time doing AP classes and spend more time getting laid
User was banned for this post.
Fanov was just temp banned for 1 week by LosingID8.
That account was created on 2010-03-09 12:49:20 and had 2 posts.
Reason: HI OK BAD POST YOU KNOW YOU WILL GET BANNED WHEN YOU GO TO POST LIKE COMBO NO 2 (PEE AND POO) AND THEN U TAKE VERBAL SHIT AND SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY AND YOU MUST SPREAD YOUR UNFUNNINESS
That account was created on 2010-03-09 12:49:20 and had 2 posts.
Reason: HI OK BAD POST YOU KNOW YOU WILL GET BANNED WHEN YOU GO TO POST LIKE COMBO NO 2 (PEE AND POO) AND THEN U TAKE VERBAL SHIT AND SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY AND YOU MUST SPREAD YOUR UNFUNNINESS
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On June 28 2010 10:19 Fanov wrote:
HI OK BAD ENGLISH YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TO MUCH SC WHEN YOU GO TO TOILETS FOR COMBO NO 2 (PEE AND POO) AND THEN U TAKE SHIT AND SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE ZERG AND YOU MUST SPREAD THE CREEP
User was temp banned for this post.
HI OK BAD ENGLISH YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TO MUCH SC WHEN YOU GO TO TOILETS FOR COMBO NO 2 (PEE AND POO) AND THEN U TAKE SHIT AND SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE ZERG AND YOU MUST SPREAD THE CREEP
User was temp banned for this post.
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Has anyone else watched any of ACE's games and realized just how kickass they're becoming? Pretty much every single set they play is worth a watch
But some more games worth watching, given to you in order of Must Watch (first game is MUST WATCH. Last game is watch if you have time). I've also added the length of the games so you know how much time you'll have to devote.
Long ZvZ with Queens, Defilers, Cracklings, Devourers? I'm there.
Great PvT. If I say anymore I'll spoil it.
Bisu demonstrates his trademark multitasking in this game, which might be all he has left to his game... Err uhh you didn't hear that from me >.>
I like it when old school players do old school builds (although 2 fac isn't really THAT old school...), but still, it's better than just falling over to macro style play (except for those rare occasions!)
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Question of the Week
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