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dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
April 21 2010 02:34 GMT
#41
D- scissors micro
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
April 21 2010 02:36 GMT
#42
gotta have balls to steal someones balls in the middle of an operation
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
Zhou
Profile Joined February 2009
United States832 Posts
April 21 2010 02:37 GMT
#43
That... is not a good thought running through my head. Just how do you mistakenly... remove such a thing?
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 10:45:24
April 21 2010 02:41 GMT
#44
Sounds like he had a ball

It really all depends on this timeless psychological question.
+ Show Spoiler +
Is the scrotum half empty or half full?
Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
April 21 2010 02:48 GMT
#45
lol fucked up doctor with weird meds = fail
[~~The Impossible Leads To Invention~~] CJ Entusman #52 The problem with internet quotations is that they are hard to verify -Abraham Lincoln c.1863
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 03:11:02
April 21 2010 03:10 GMT
#46
I don't mean to be a dick, but a lot of these puns are lacking something.
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Apexplayer
Profile Joined September 2009
United States406 Posts
April 21 2010 03:18 GMT
#47
Wow, he dropped the ball on that one.
Katkishka
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States657 Posts
April 21 2010 03:19 GMT
#48
I wonder if the surgeon's name was Dick Tracy
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
April 21 2010 03:21 GMT
#49
what a ridiculous slew of predictable puns. that is fucked up, though.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 21 2010 03:22 GMT
#50
That doctor is probably going to get a massive cut in his paycheck.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 03:28:28
April 21 2010 03:27 GMT
#51
--- Nuked ---
lavion
Profile Joined September 2009
Singapore286 Posts
April 21 2010 03:45 GMT
#52
and imagine the trust we have with medic hanging around marines
Flash for bonjwa
Halfpastnoob
Profile Joined June 2009
United States191 Posts
April 21 2010 03:46 GMT
#53
On April 21 2010 11:19 LunarDestiny wrote:
LOL, I cut your ball off.
Sorry, I mismirco.
RE?


LOL(X
tl;dr
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 03:54:09
April 21 2010 03:54 GMT
#54
I think I just found out that doctors favorite type of nut.
Wishing you well.
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
April 21 2010 04:08 GMT
#55
Well they did tell the patient before-hand that this was a ballsy procedure.
Treatin' fools since '87
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
April 21 2010 04:15 GMT
#56
*random pun with the word ball in it*
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
April 21 2010 04:16 GMT
#57
oh my.. I wouldnt wanna be that guy.
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
April 21 2010 04:19 GMT
#58
Looks like a certain doctor cut med school a bit too much
:)
buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
April 21 2010 04:20 GMT
#59
Wow, that doctor is ballin' :D

Seriously though, this doesn't sound like it was an accident lol.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
April 21 2010 04:20 GMT
#60
TL always had bad puns but this thread is exceptionally atrocious. FOR SHAME.
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