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XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
April 21 2010 01:36 GMT
#21
Screw the tour de france, this guy now has the enviable opportunity to surgically insert a squeaky toy into the missing area. From that moment on he will have the greatest party trick know to man as well as the ability improve copulation by making a funky sound every time he bangs in and out of whatever hole he happens to be engaged in at the time. Within months he would be a millionaire...
Adonai bless
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
April 21 2010 01:41 GMT
#22
That's a pretty ballsy thing to do.
Wishing you well.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 21 2010 01:43 GMT
#23
How can you get such a sizable cyst on/near your balls anyway...
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
April 21 2010 01:44 GMT
#24
Ouch.
M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 01:45:37
April 21 2010 01:45 GMT
#25
On April 21 2010 10:36 XeliN wrote:
Screw the tour de france, this guy now has the enviable opportunity to surgically insert a squeaky toy into the missing area.


+ Show Spoiler +
What if a dog heard the squeak o.o
"It can't be a NE Lan without any problems!" ~ "Starcraft is like sex. After a rough round, sometimes you just need that cigarette."
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44448 Posts
April 21 2010 01:45 GMT
#26
On April 21 2010 10:36 XeliN wrote:
Screw the tour de france, this guy now has the enviable opportunity to surgically insert a squeaky toy into the missing area. From that moment on he will have the greatest party trick know to man as well as the ability improve copulation by making a funky sound every time he bangs in and out of whatever hole he happens to be engaged in at the time. Within months he would be a millionaire...

You could do that anyway. Squeeze balls of increasing size into the scrotum to stretch it out, be like those ear ones.
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Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
April 21 2010 01:45 GMT
#27
On April 21 2010 10:43 OpticalShot wrote:
How can you get such a sizable cyst on/near your balls anyway...

If you watched South Park, you'd know.
My strategy is to fork people.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 21 2010 01:46 GMT
#28
^ grats on your 1000th post! lol
and which episode should i watch?
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rANDY
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United Kingdom748 Posts
April 21 2010 01:51 GMT
#29
That doctor be trippin ball
BrownBear
Profile Joined March 2010
United States6894 Posts
April 21 2010 01:52 GMT
#30
Hahaha, was waiting for the South Park reference to come up. OpticalShot: look for the episode on medicinal marijuana, I forget what it's called exactly.

As to OP... Wow, remind me never to get a cyst on my testicles. The thought of that happening to me... *shudder*
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omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
April 21 2010 01:57 GMT
#31
Looks like he went balls to the walls with that surgery.
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
April 21 2010 01:58 GMT
#32
woah wtf....
LUCK IS NO EXCUSE
sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
April 21 2010 02:03 GMT
#33
thats one less ball to scratch in the morning
if everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. sAviOr 4evar!
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
April 21 2010 02:09 GMT
#34
On April 21 2010 10:43 OpticalShot wrote:
How can you get such a sizable cyst on/near your balls anyway...

you can get a cyst basically anywhere near your organs be it malignant or benine
but yeah i was sweating balls when i read this post
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
April 21 2010 02:10 GMT
#35
He really dropped the ball on this one.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
April 21 2010 02:11 GMT
#36
As Hedo Turkoglu would say: Ball.
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
April 21 2010 02:18 GMT
#37
Well at least the guy is cyst-free and still a total baller.
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
April 21 2010 02:19 GMT
#38
LOL, I cut your ball off.
Sorry, I mismirco.
RE?
TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
April 21 2010 02:21 GMT
#39
This is a pretty big mistake. Seems like incompetence.

But, on the more serious side....

Doctors do make mistakes. A lot. But if you expect them not to, 100% of the time, then there wouldn't be any doctors around! I work around lots of doctors, especially surgeons. Many have accidentally killed patients due to something so small, and it will be written off as surgical complication. Shit happens. But they are human too. Unfortunately for them, a single mistake can cost a life. Sure, it's terrible, but it happens. Nothing you can do to get around it. And if you disagree with this, get a job in healthcare, and you will understand.

Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 02:30:45
April 21 2010 02:30 GMT
#40
poor lil right balls that got seperated from his homeland T_T must be one angry testie
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
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