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Man Jumps out Window, To Fight Cops with A Sword

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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-27 21:12:50
January 27 2010 20:35 GMT
#1
http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20100127cops_subdue_sword-swinging_man/srvc=news&position=also

A dramatic showdown between cops and a suicidal man ended without major bloodshed despite a three-story plummet through a closed window and some frightening swordplay on the street.

The man, whose name was withheld, attacked cops with a medium-sized samurai sword, police said, repeatedly lunging at them and shouting, “Kill me!”

“This situation could have ended a lot differently had it not been for the professionalism and restraint shown by the officers on B-2,” said Boston patrolmen’s union President Thomas Nee.

Police were called to the 26-year-old’s home about 5 p.m. Cops called for backup and tried to kick down the door. As one officer walked outside, the suspect came crashing through a closed third-floor window, bounced off an awning, hit the ground and ran.

Cops chased him until he spun around, sword drawn, near Washington Park. With more than 20 cops, guns drawn, around him, he repeatedly charged, shouting “Shoot me! Kill me!” police said.

Sgt. Thomas Teahan sneaked up and tackled him. The suspect, who was treated for minor injuries, is being held at Bridgewater State Hospital.

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
January 27 2010 20:37 GMT
#2
how'd he sustain minor injuries after a 3 story jump? i guess bouncing off awning?
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
January 27 2010 20:37 GMT
#3
surprised they didn't shoot him. takes a lotta balls to tackle a guy with a sword
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
January 27 2010 20:40 GMT
#4
Props.
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Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
January 27 2010 20:42 GMT
#5
yeah, most cases one cop would try to shoot him in the leg at least if he came charging at them :O

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SoL[9]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Portugal1370 Posts
January 27 2010 20:43 GMT
#6
Im really suprise with this attitude of cops
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 27 2010 20:43 GMT
#7
On January 28 2010 05:37 BlackJack wrote:
surprised they didn't shoot him. takes a lotta balls to tackle a guy with a sword

Guy was suicidal, one of those crazy 'suicide by cops' people, He had no intent of hurting anyone - he was just trying to provoke them to kill him.
When he got tackled he probably stopped to make a stand and do alot of yelling and waving his sword around, with cops all around him. After a while someone will do it.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Soledad
Profile Joined January 2010
United States37 Posts
January 27 2010 20:44 GMT
#8
Damn i bet he wasj apanese i bet he was japanese how much u wanna bet i bet he was japanese
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ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
January 27 2010 20:44 GMT
#9
On January 28 2010 05:37 BlackJack wrote:
surprised they didn't shoot him. takes a lotta balls to tackle a guy with a sword


Funny how when some one asked to be shot, they don't shoot, but then they shoot you when you don't ask to be shot.

Anyway's that guy must have been practicing jumping out the window to actually make that.
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Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
January 27 2010 20:47 GMT
#10
On January 28 2010 05:37 BlackJack wrote:
surprised they didn't shoot him. takes a lotta balls to tackle a guy with a sword

Well it was clear his intention wasn't to actually hurt the police, just to get himself shot.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 27 2010 20:47 GMT
#11
On January 28 2010 05:44 Soledad wrote:
Damn i bet he wasj apanese i bet he was japanese how much u wanna bet i bet he was japanese

well he did have a samurai sword..
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
January 27 2010 20:47 GMT
#12
On January 28 2010 05:47 CharlieMurphy wrote:
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On January 28 2010 05:44 Soledad wrote:
Damn i bet he wasj apanese i bet he was japanese how much u wanna bet i bet he was japanese

well he did have a samurai sword..


for some reason i pictured an Anglo doing this
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
RandomAccount#49059
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2140 Posts
January 27 2010 20:48 GMT
#13
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-27 20:49:21
January 27 2010 20:48 GMT
#14
On January 28 2010 05:47 CommanderFluffy wrote:
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On January 28 2010 05:47 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On January 28 2010 05:44 Soledad wrote:
Damn i bet he wasj apanese i bet he was japanese how much u wanna bet i bet he was japanese

well he did have a samurai sword..


for some reason i pictured an Anglo doing this

probably because of that old similar story in NY? where the 30 something year old white dude with beard and long blond/white hair was running around with a giant broadsword lol
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
January 27 2010 20:49 GMT
#15
For some reason I find this story hilarious. A guy jumping out a window with a sword - crazy stuff.

On January 28 2010 05:44 Soledad wrote:
Damn i bet he wasj apanese i bet he was japanese how much u wanna bet i bet he was japanese

I'm not sure that was necessary...
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-27 21:14:58
January 27 2010 20:50 GMT
#16
On January 28 2010 05:49 789 wrote:
For some reason I find this story hilarious. A guy jumping out a window with a sword - crazy stuff.
.

it is hilarious lol, I wish there was video or even some pics
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 27 2010 20:53 GMT
#17
perhaps it was this fellow?

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789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
January 27 2010 20:59 GMT
#18
On January 28 2010 05:50 CharlieMurphy wrote:
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On January 28 2010 05:49 789 wrote:
For some reason I find this story hilarious. A guy jumping out a window with a sword - crazy stuff.
.

it is hilarious lol, I wish there was video or even some pics


Yeah lol. And the article says the window was closed. So it sounds like he actually jumped through the glass haha.
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ocoini
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
648 Posts
January 27 2010 21:03 GMT
#19
WOW! Great story! I really liked this
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 27 2010 21:08 GMT
#20
Its a ninja!!!
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[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
January 27 2010 21:08 GMT
#21
On January 28 2010 05:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
perhaps it was this fellow?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrAB8WMsx0


Yea I want vid of ittttttttttttttttttt. And the guy in this vid is SO INTENSE.
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Biochemist
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1008 Posts
January 27 2010 21:09 GMT
#22
On January 28 2010 05:43 CharlieMurphy wrote:
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On January 28 2010 05:37 BlackJack wrote:
surprised they didn't shoot him. takes a lotta balls to tackle a guy with a sword

Guy was suicidal, one of those crazy 'suicide by cops' people, He had no intent of hurting anyone - he was just trying to provoke them to kill him.
When he got tackled he probably stopped to make a stand and do alot of yelling and waving his sword around, with cops all around him. After a while someone will do it.


I agree with this. If he was more actively trying to hurt the cops, he most likely would have been shot. Tackling a guy who is waving a sword around and yelling at people would be a lot easier than tackling a guy with a sword who is very pointedly trying to cut everyone with it.
citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
January 27 2010 21:09 GMT
#23
LOL.

A long time ago a neighbor fell from his 5th floor balcony. He landed on a small tree and amazingly he was mostly fine, save scratches and bruises. He did not have his keys on him though, so he walked up the stairs and rang the door bell to his own apartment. His wife, who had last seen him on the balcony, was like WTF?!?!
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KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
January 27 2010 21:11 GMT
#24
hahaha that's great / terrifying
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 27 2010 21:11 GMT
#25
lol citi.zen
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Element)LoGiC
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada1143 Posts
January 27 2010 21:12 GMT
#26
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-27 21:14:40
January 27 2010 21:13 GMT
#27
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?

Wow
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 27 2010 21:14 GMT
#28
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?


yeah i'd love to live a society in where authority figures killed the mentally unstable just because they asked

then the world wouldn't even have any more depressed people!
RIP Aaliyah
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
January 27 2010 21:14 GMT
#29
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?

I do sort of agree with you.
Isn't it possible that taking him into the station is the cruel thing to do?
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-27 21:17:19
January 27 2010 21:16 GMT
#30
Element can't be serious. Are you trolling?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 27 2010 21:16 GMT
#31
On January 28 2010 06:14 Klive5ive wrote:
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On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?

I do sort of agree with you.
Isn't it possible that taking him into the station is the cruel thing to do?


Yeah it's pretty cruel to give insane people psychiatric treatment, killing them is much more humane
RIP Aaliyah
789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
January 27 2010 21:16 GMT
#32
On January 28 2010 06:14 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?


yeah i'd love to live a society in where authority figures killed the mentally unstable just because they asked

then the world wouldn't even have any more depressed people!


Such a society does exist, it is called mafia.
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 27 2010 21:17 GMT
#33
On January 28 2010 06:16 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Element has to be trolling


Actually I know a few SUPER EDGY nihilist types that think the world would be better if we just killed all the trash. of course everyone is trash besides themselves and people who agree with them.

I don't think they actually truly want that though.
RIP Aaliyah
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
January 27 2010 21:22 GMT
#34
On January 28 2010 06:16 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2010 06:14 Klive5ive wrote:
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?

I do sort of agree with you.
Isn't it possible that taking him into the station is the cruel thing to do?


Yeah it's pretty cruel to give insane people psychiatric treatment, killing them is much more humane

So depressed people are all insane now?
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Khaymus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States750 Posts
January 27 2010 21:29 GMT
#35
Maybe he was just LARPing as a demoman?
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DefMatrixUltra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1992 Posts
January 27 2010 21:31 GMT
#36
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?


Congrats on graduating the Police Academy, bro.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 27 2010 21:32 GMT
#37
On January 28 2010 06:22 Klive5ive wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2010 06:16 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On January 28 2010 06:14 Klive5ive wrote:
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?

I do sort of agree with you.
Isn't it possible that taking him into the station is the cruel thing to do?


Yeah it's pretty cruel to give insane people psychiatric treatment, killing them is much more humane

So depressed people are all insane now?


lol that isn't even close to what I said

typically depressed people don't jump out of windows at cops with swords and yell "kill me"
RIP Aaliyah
Gumbo
Profile Joined February 2009
Canada807 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-27 21:49:10
January 27 2010 21:48 GMT
#38
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?


What the fuck man, you play too much video games.
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
January 27 2010 21:49 GMT
#39
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keepITup
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
251 Posts
January 27 2010 21:51 GMT
#40
On January 28 2010 06:17 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
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On January 28 2010 06:16 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Element has to be trolling


Actually I know a few SUPER EDGY nihilist types that think the world would be better if we just killed all the trash. of course everyone is trash besides themselves and people who agree with them.

I don't think they actually truly want that though.


I'm not taking sides here, but I don't see how it matters whether a cop decided to shoot him or not.

He's insane..

Not a "weirdo" insane, but a "danger to society" insane. I mean it's cool that he didn't have to die, and I guess were expecting him to be treated and come out all fine -- but if they shot him, well to me that just means 1 less crazy person to worry about.

I mean these may be the people who "lose it" one day and shoot up a mall.

Does having this opinion make me a bad person or something?
Alethios
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
New Zealand2765 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-27 21:59:26
January 27 2010 21:58 GMT
#41
On January 28 2010 06:51 keepITup wrote:
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On January 28 2010 06:17 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On January 28 2010 06:16 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Element has to be trolling


Actually I know a few SUPER EDGY nihilist types that think the world would be better if we just killed all the trash. of course everyone is trash besides themselves and people who agree with them.

I don't think they actually truly want that though.


I'm not taking sides here, but I don't see how it matters whether a cop decided to shoot him or not.

He's insane..

Not a "weirdo" insane, but a "danger to society" insane. I mean it's cool that he didn't have to die, and I guess were expecting him to be treated and come out all fine -- but if they shot him, well to me that just means 1 less crazy person to worry about.

I mean these may be the people who "lose it" one day and shoot up a mall.

Does having this opinion make me a bad person or something?

I think you're over symplifying the issue so as to make your immoral decision seem rational.

The guy clearly has a screw loose and wanted to commit suicide. If he had attacked the cops, he probably would have been shot, but he didn't attack, because something stopped him. He isn't a killer, he just wanted to die.

Regardless, the decision isn't kill him or he might kill somebody later. Instead he'll be treated and probably kept away from society until he's ready to return.
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haster27
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Taiwan809 Posts
January 27 2010 22:01 GMT
#42
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 27 2010 22:23 GMT
#43
On January 28 2010 06:49 Jyvblamo wrote:
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lol wow, how appropriate
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Jazriel
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada404 Posts
January 27 2010 22:32 GMT
#44
A "samurai" sword? How uncultured are these people. It's called a Katana.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-28 01:20:04
January 27 2010 22:39 GMT
#45
On January 28 2010 07:32 Jazriel wrote:
A "samurai" sword? How uncultured are these people. It's called a Katana.

It might not have been a katana though. There are a number of different kinds of samurai sword.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
January 27 2010 22:48 GMT
#46
what a baller.
but.. a samurai sword?
wow.. really?
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789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
January 27 2010 22:58 GMT
#47
On January 28 2010 07:39 CharlieMurphy wrote:
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On January 28 2010 07:32 Jazriel wrote:
A "samurai" sword? How uncultured are these people. It's called a Katana.

It might not have been a katana though. There are a dumber of different kinds of samurai sword.

Indeed. His post is actually sort of ironic. It could very well have been a katana since it is the most popular nowadays - but there are a number of other swords it could have been. Of interest they called it a medium sized sword - makes me think it might be a kodachi.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 27 2010 23:05 GMT
#48
im very impressed...
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but not by the cops! ninja skills
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Hinanawi
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2250 Posts
January 27 2010 23:29 GMT
#49
What the article doesn't mention is that the cops actually surrendered when the 21st-century Samurai deflected all their bullets with his sword, sliced their guns in half, and demanded to speak to the President. Soon he'll be on the front lines in foreign wars, slicing up armored tanks with his swordplay. I know this is possible because I've seen it happen in anime, which closely mirrors reality.
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semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-27 23:48:14
January 27 2010 23:46 GMT
#50
On January 28 2010 07:32 Jazriel wrote:
A "samurai" sword? How uncultured are these people. It's called a Katana.

Yes because knowing types of swords is part of modern day culture. I bet if someone pulled a scimitar or a rapier they would call it is just a sword, imo if anything it takes part of this eastern fetish and romanticism of their crap that is in today culture frankly i would question why is it important that you call it a katana maybe you would like it spelled in traditional Japanese too.

Perhaps when someone shoots up a school you would like them to give the full name the gun instead of just calling it a gun. =p ridiculous

On other news good job to the police officers able to subdue the guy without having to shoot him in the leg or something.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
January 27 2010 23:51 GMT
#51
On January 28 2010 05:59 789 wrote:
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On January 28 2010 05:50 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On January 28 2010 05:49 789 wrote:
For some reason I find this story hilarious. A guy jumping out a window with a sword - crazy stuff.
.

it is hilarious lol, I wish there was video or even some pics


Yeah lol. And the article says the window was closed. So it sounds like he actually jumped through the glass haha.


man that sounds so good too QQ woulda been epic to see on youtube
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Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
January 27 2010 23:57 GMT
#52
On January 28 2010 05:42 Navi wrote:
yeah, most cases one cop would try to shoot him in the leg at least if he came charging at them :O




Not true, sad to say my cousin was gunned down when police showed up at his door while he was cooking. He couldnt hear them knocking so one officer swung around to the sliding door and went in. My cousin was shocked and went toward the front door where my other cousin was standing with the second officer, he unlocked it and came out within 20 feet of the cop. He was shocked and thought the guy in his house was a burglar and still had a knife in his hand and ignored the warning to drop it. He stepped down the stairs to get away from the house and was gunned down, 3 to the chest. Turns out the law in defense of cops is that if someone is within 20 feet of you and not responding to you then you can shoot them.
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keepITup
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
251 Posts
January 28 2010 00:14 GMT
#53
On January 28 2010 08:51 StorrZerg wrote:
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On January 28 2010 05:59 789 wrote:
On January 28 2010 05:50 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On January 28 2010 05:49 789 wrote:
For some reason I find this story hilarious. A guy jumping out a window with a sword - crazy stuff.
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it is hilarious lol, I wish there was video or even some pics


Yeah lol. And the article says the window was closed. So it sounds like he actually jumped through the glass haha.


man that sounds so good too QQ woulda been epic to see on youtube


somehow i think jumping through a closed window is a lot harder than it looks.
Iankill
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada109 Posts
January 28 2010 00:44 GMT
#54
I have one question why did the cops tackle him and not taze him which probably would have been the safest route.
Hinanawi
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2250 Posts
January 28 2010 00:47 GMT
#55
Katana does jack shit against armored opponents unless you get them in the face or something (I'm sure the one who tackled him was wearing body armor), and they were probably afraid he'd fall on his sword if they tazed him or something.
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Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
January 28 2010 02:47 GMT
#56
I'm a bit confused, why were the cops called to this guys place to begin with? It sounds like he didn't go psycho until they got there.
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
January 28 2010 02:49 GMT
#57
hahahah
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Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
January 28 2010 02:53 GMT
#58
I thought bouncing off awnings only worked in movies and cartoons....
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
January 28 2010 02:58 GMT
#59
Reminds me of http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=102027 . Sword is obviously potentially deadly. Good restraint by the cops.

But WTF is with certain people in here seeing evidence of police restraint, and disregarding it by saying it was some sort of reverse psychology bullshit? Like the only reason they didn't shoot was because he wanted them to, but they totally would have otherwise? I have some respect for the thin blue line. Sometimes I wonder if the people who don't are on the wrong side of it.

..Slick...
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States202 Posts
January 28 2010 03:04 GMT
#60
On January 28 2010 05:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
perhaps it was this fellow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrAB8WMsx0


Thank you for making fun of someone with autism. If it was some warcraft nerd it would have been okay because that's actually funny but when it's someone with some type of disability it's really not funny at all.
it was written
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
January 28 2010 03:05 GMT
#61
On January 28 2010 05:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
perhaps it was this fellow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrAB8WMsx0


ROFL

i wonder, how in the hell people like this cant figure out that they are going to look damn ridiculous doing shit like this?
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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
January 28 2010 03:05 GMT
#62
maybe ninja aint crazy.
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
January 28 2010 03:14 GMT
#63
I was watching some police videos on SpikeTV and one of the videos was police tacking a guy with a knife. When they impacted the ground the knife popped up and stabbed the officer. So even just tackling someone with a blade is dangerous, whether he means to cause harm or not.
udgnim
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8024 Posts
January 28 2010 04:11 GMT
#64
racist comment incoming

"dude must have been white."

astonished cops didn't shoot him with a sword in hand. must not have been put enough effort into his death wish when charging the police.
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 28 2010 04:13 GMT
#65
I love your news titles CM.
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peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
January 28 2010 04:18 GMT
#66
Why don't they just shoot these people. They're probably in pain.
the throws never bothered me anyway
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
February 02 2010 05:40 GMT
#67
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonie_Dixon
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StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
February 02 2010 05:43 GMT
#68
On January 28 2010 12:05 fabiano wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2010 05:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
perhaps it was this fellow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrAB8WMsx0


ROFL

i wonder, how in the hell people like this cant figure out that they are going to look damn ridiculous doing shit like this?


The youtube video info said he was autistic. I was laughing at the vid too until I read that
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44240 Posts
February 02 2010 08:04 GMT
#69
On January 28 2010 06:22 Klive5ive wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2010 06:16 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On January 28 2010 06:14 Klive5ive wrote:
On January 28 2010 06:12 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Why didn't they just kill him. If someone said kill me, and I had the authority to do it, I would just do it, he obviously doesn't want to be here that much. Accidental Discharge anyone?

I do sort of agree with you.
Isn't it possible that taking him into the station is the cruel thing to do?


Yeah it's pretty cruel to give insane people psychiatric treatment, killing them is much more humane

So depressed people are all insane now?

They're non functioning. Insane is a strong word but they're certainly defective specimins of humanity.
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