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On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote:Welcome to the club Eivind!!!! A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss... 1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.). I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!! 
lol so true..
Correction @ 3. Sometimes shoes -> an infinite amount of shoes.
Also, 4 is so true, but so hard. (At least, I find it hard to apologize when things obviously are not my fault). Not doing this correctly can get you in shit.
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oh man for a second i thought he was caught abusing T_T. Thank God that wasn't true. Congrats to you and your beautiful wife!
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On December 24 2009 12:21 Smorrie wrote:Show nested quote +On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote:Welcome to the club Eivind!!!! A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss... 1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.). I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!! lol so true.. Correction @ 3. Sometimes shoes -> an infinite amount of shoes. Also, 4 is so true, but so hard. (At least, I find it hard to apologize when things obviously are not my fault). Not doing this correctly can get you in shit.
OMFG, yes yes and yes.
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On December 24 2009 12:21 Smorrie wrote:Show nested quote +On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote:Welcome to the club Eivind!!!! A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss... 1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.). I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!! lol so true.. Correction @ 3. Sometimes shoes -> an infinite amount of shoes. Also, 4 is so true, but so hard. (At least, I find it hard to apologize when things obviously are not my fault). Not doing this correctly can get you in shit.
#4 was hard for me too, but when I realized I get what I want quicker/easier by just apologizing for everything, it was soooooo easy to swallow my pride at that point.
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Grats dude. Just don't give her a reach around 
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I remember getting on MSN to talk to Eri like three years ago, and it would be Ania, and we would talk about Eri while he was sleeping, haha. You guys are awesome people, hope you have a full healthy life together!
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After many years of knowing drone only online and his free spirited persona it is fucking weird seeing him get married.
Many congratulations and hope you have the best lives together~!
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Gratz drone!!
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On December 24 2009 12:41 EvilTeletubby wrote:Show nested quote +On December 24 2009 12:21 Smorrie wrote:On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote:Welcome to the club Eivind!!!! A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss... 1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.). I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!! lol so true.. Correction @ 3. Sometimes shoes -> an infinite amount of shoes. Also, 4 is so true, but so hard. (At least, I find it hard to apologize when things obviously are not my fault). Not doing this correctly can get you in shit. #4 was hard for me too, but when I realized I get what I want quicker/easier by just apologizing for everything, it was soooooo easy to swallow my pride at that point.
Oh man I am learning this lesson the hard way. It is so easy to just be so pissed off in an argument and completely believe you are right instead of just swallowing your prode and killing the argument by apologizing.
ET great wisdoms here!
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awwwwwwwww. congratulations.
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Wow thats pretty cool, congrats.
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woo way to go Drone! 
congrats
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I can't believe Liquid'Drone got caught cheating...on TL. Good luck with your new found love.
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wow this is huge!!! congrats man, now your life can never be without Starcraft because you have the coolest wife ever!
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