All the best for you Eivind & Ania. You look so happy on that pic, that makes me happy too =).
On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote:A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't.
2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people.
3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes.
4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it.
5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes.
6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats
on losing your freedom!!!
Man these are basics that can save you from so much trouble if you learn them early.
Never let her be hungry. If she is annoying first check if she has been eating something that day.
Learn the art of reverse psychology. If you want her to come to a certain conclusion let it look like it was totally her idea in the first place.
EPT
