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On December 09 2009 04:59 vGl-CoW wrote:Show nested quote +On December 09 2009 03:55 cgrinker wrote:On December 09 2009 03:46 vGl-CoW wrote:
i am going to print this article out and eat it because it's just so delicious I'm going to print out a thousand and bathe in it. I will print out however many it takes to approximate the weight of a healthy female. Then, I will not allow myself to rest until I have used this mass of articles to fashion a crude homunculus. Carefully, ever so gently, I will construct its facial features, its breasts ( just the right size), its hips and thighs, the gentle curving of its buttocks and finally, (with trembling fingers), its genitalia. I will have it don a pretty dress and I will take it out to picknicks by the beach. I will tell it jokes and I will share stories that I have never before shared with anyone. Slowly, it will fall for me. We will hold hands as the sun dips into the sea over by the horizon, in silent awe of nature and quiet appreciation of one another. We will share secrets. We will share a bed, and even a toothbrush. When the time is right, we will get married. Others will judge me, but I won't care. With the most self-confident of smiles, I will call them ignorant. I won't even notice the empty church as I say my vows - I will have eyes only for my spouse. In due time, a pregnancy will follow. The doctor will be unable to hide his revulsion as he delivers our children. He will proclaim them to be demonic creatures and he will try to douse them in petrol - I will stop him. We will love our children, despite them being mushy, half-meat, half-paper wads. We will raise them to be good wads, the best wads they could possibly be. As they leave the house, we will know that we have done a fine job. As we are alone again, we will fill our autumn years with slow walks and cosy nights by the fireplace, quietly reminiscing about a life well-lived. We will tell each other "I love you" with nothing but a simple glance and a little smile. We will see each other grow old and wordlessly accept the implications. Finally, as she expires, I will find myself wanting to have gone first, to spare myself the grief of having half of one's soul taken away. When, after a few days, my weeping stops, I will solemnly carry her coffined remains to our back yard. By the cherry tree (her favorite tree in the whole wide yard), I will dig a grave and lay her to rest. Stopping only to dry my eyes and clear my vision, I will then dig a second grave and, smiling, knowing I could not have asked for a more beautiful and joy-filled life, I will use my dad's old gun, and lay myself to rest.
This is like not funny but kinda funny at the same time. I can't quite decide which, but I'm definitely leaning towards not funny.
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On December 09 2009 07:17 CharlieMurphy wrote:+ Show Spoiler [offtopic] +I really don't understand how that Cow post get's so much love. Is it relevant to something? Even if it is, what the fuck? Sounds like terrible drivel imo. But then again, most of you guy's probably think contradictory to my posts and thoughts most of the time. I guess you people are just mostly dissimilar from me.
Or is it just TL bandwagon mod cocksucking?
PS- don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to 'troll' or start a flame war or anything. I'm being sincere.
Meh, I guess it just is a certain "messed" up kind of humor I find particularly funny. It's like his insult/threat posts- just classic.
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Charlie, you're a level above us. It might just be too hard to comprehend our thinking.
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The canadian based label companies are being sued directly, not the CRIA. those companies have parent companies. Those 60 billion can seriously hurt them. Which I hope it does. Mortally.
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Holy shit, these guys know how to party!
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On December 09 2009 07:17 CharlieMurphy wrote:+ Show Spoiler [offtopic] +I really don't understand how that Cow post get's so much love. Is it relevant to something? Even if it is, what the fuck? Sounds like terrible drivel imo. But then again, most of you guy's probably think contradictory to my posts and thoughts most of the time. I guess you people are just mostly dissimilar from me.
Or is it just TL bandwagon mod cocksucking?
PS- don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to 'troll' or start a flame war or anything. I'm being sincere.
+ Show Spoiler [also_offtopic] +If you don't wanna start flamewars you could just go with brown-nosing or sucking up instead of cocksucking  Cow's post was good humor. It is relevant in that he purposefully one-upped the previous people saying what they wanted to do with the delicious newspost, and then it became hilarious on account of being a one-up of very large proportions. It was like saying "I am infinitely better than you... PLUS ONE!" But I'm not the comedy cops and I'm not saying that this is the only reason why it was funny, or even that anyone else should think so. But not getting the joke doesn't make you special. Thinking you're somehow "dissimilar" for not getting a joke does make you something, but not special. It starts with a P. No, not that.
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Belgium8305 Posts
controversy about my posting ITT
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On December 09 2009 07:53 Badjas wrote:
Charlie, you're a level above us. It might just be too hard to comprehend our thinking.
I love when arrogant is the first response to questioning others. Sadly to say Badjas, and I know this is really gonna hit the spot:
Somebody doesn't always think they are smarter than you when they oppose your opinion. Now please, get on our level. You're one step below.
edit: In retrospect, I guess it IS the easiest way out of an argument. Somebody debates you, *BAM*, call em arrogant, and you've possibly just discredited their argument somehow (wtf?)
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this thread went to hell in a hurry
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On December 10 2009 02:59 vGl-CoW wrote:
controversy about my posting ITT
#1 poster combined with CM = ???
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Ok I kinda get it but I kinda don't...
So the recording companies have to pay the artists who make music for a copyright to distribute their music?
If they don't pay the artists for the copyright then they can't distribute it and make money right?
But also, Beyonce isn't the person who makes the music though... for example that is.
Wouldn't it be the writer/composer/producer/whoever that makes the music?
What does the artist have to do with it...
O___O
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On December 10 2009 02:47 Osmoses wrote:Show nested quote +On December 09 2009 07:17 CharlieMurphy wrote:+ Show Spoiler [offtopic] +I really don't understand how that Cow post get's so much love. Is it relevant to something? Even if it is, what the fuck? Sounds like terrible drivel imo. But then again, most of you guy's probably think contradictory to my posts and thoughts most of the time. I guess you people are just mostly dissimilar from me.
Or is it just TL bandwagon mod cocksucking?
PS- don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to 'troll' or start a flame war or anything. I'm being sincere. + Show Spoiler [also_offtopic] +If you don't wanna start flamewars you could just go with brown-nosing or sucking up instead of cocksucking Cow's post was good humor. It is relevant in that he purposefully one-upped the previous people saying what they wanted to do with the delicious newspost, and then it became hilarious on account of being a one-up of very large proportions. It was like saying "I am infinitely better than you... PLUS ONE!" But I'm not the comedy cops and I'm not saying that this is the only reason why it was funny, or even that anyone else should think so. But not getting the joke doesn't make you special. Thinking you're somehow "dissimilar" for not getting a joke does make you something, but not special. It starts with a P. No, not that.
Osmoses said it perfectly
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On December 10 2009 03:20 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
this thread went to hell in a hurry
This thread went to hell before it even started.
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I'm joining Charliemurphysquad on this one! way too much text on cow's post to be funny or relevant.
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how about that article on the first page of the thread, pretty great huh guys?
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On December 10 2009 04:28 Blyf wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 02:47 Osmoses wrote:On December 09 2009 07:17 CharlieMurphy wrote:+ Show Spoiler [offtopic] +I really don't understand how that Cow post get's so much love. Is it relevant to something? Even if it is, what the fuck? Sounds like terrible drivel imo. But then again, most of you guy's probably think contradictory to my posts and thoughts most of the time. I guess you people are just mostly dissimilar from me.
Or is it just TL bandwagon mod cocksucking?
PS- don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to 'troll' or start a flame war or anything. I'm being sincere. + Show Spoiler [also_offtopic] +If you don't wanna start flamewars you could just go with brown-nosing or sucking up instead of cocksucking Cow's post was good humor. It is relevant in that he purposefully one-upped the previous people saying what they wanted to do with the delicious newspost, and then it became hilarious on account of being a one-up of very large proportions. It was like saying "I am infinitely better than you... PLUS ONE!" But I'm not the comedy cops and I'm not saying that this is the only reason why it was funny, or even that anyone else should think so. But not getting the joke doesn't make you special. Thinking you're somehow "dissimilar" for not getting a joke does make you something, but not special. It starts with a P. No, not that. Osmoses said it perfectly
Dunno why you leave me a riddle instead of actually calling me a name? (Some kind of half assed insult attempt?) And I didn't say I was special or better than you (guys). You are reading into my post exactly how I told you not to. I wasn't specifically claiming this 1 post on all of TL is the only reason I am different. It's a number of things I just don't relate with at all, and this kind of random fan fiction stuff is part of it (ex; hot_bid does this kind of stuff all the time).
imo it's not even a joke it's just clutter to me (and I'm not implying that my posting is the best or his is the worst either). So that is why I do not understand how you(guys) all loved it, when it's the complete opposite to me. I was just trying to understand it. That's all I'm saying.
ps- brown nosing and cocksucking mean the same thing, what the hell difference does it make how you say it. In fact if you visualize each act, which one is more disgusting?
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i wonder why this isn't bigger news
probably a combination of people thinking this will never go through, and reluctance from major media organizations to report the story
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Finally. Record companies can kiss my ass.
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United States4146 Posts
I get better news coverage here at teamliquid than I do watching cnn or your average shit-for-news tv news. Anyway, best news I heard this week, I truly hope they get nailed with their own poison and they don't weasel out of the class action suit.
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why are we arguing over whether or not something is funny when its a matter of personal preference
micronesia is the only objectively unfunny thing so no need to bicker
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cow is the only one here who can even metabolize the paper 
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