Bizarre night. Johnny perked up and said he'd convinced some guy that he was a part of The Hatchery and that we were a merc corp and we'd battle his enemies for money. This is the kind of thing that happens all the time with Johnny but most the time we didn't even know about it because he manages to close the deal without even talking to us or actually getting anyone in The Hatchery to vouch for him (actually pretty impressive cause the toon he uses for it has no Hatchery affiliation or history). Anyway, I was asked to vouch for us being a merc corp etc, despite the complete lack of past contracts or advertising or anything. I did so and he negotiated a deal. Unfortunately he didn't want to pay up front and instead offered to pay half after first blood.

Normally I'd just give up but the guys he wanted us to kill were really bad and really local. We quickly got a roam up to cruise on down and grab a kill. Oddly enough he wanted to come with me which was a bit weird. I explained that as a corp we have a way of doing things and he wouldn't really fit in with us roaming on down. He then said "ah, but I have a carrier, maybe some reps would help you win the battles". Still wanting to finish the scam I didn't have the heart to go "you want to come on our roam... in your carrier??? and you expect me to bring you because you're so good at eve you have a carrier...".

Anyway, we cruised on down and sniped this to get the first payment of our contract.
http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10797618
I split it 50-50 with Johnny and our work there was done.

However we noticed another gang of them nearby and thought we might as well hit it. It went decently well although Body fucked up pointing shit, first claiming that he wasn't pointing the target (it warped off) because he was pointing some other guy and then falling silent as the other guy also warped.
http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10797761

Then we got the guy to cyno his carrier to us and we tried to ransom it but he SDed. A good night's work.

[02:02:37] KwarK uK > cyno is up
[02:03:36] Admiral Sharp > ?
[02:03:46] KwarK uK > basically it's a betrayal
[02:03:49] KwarK uK > sorry about that
[02:04:38] crimson bancheeee > why ?
[02:04:43] KwarK uK > opportunity
[02:05:59] crimson bancheeee > i beleve more in honor
[02:06:27] KwarK uK > ransom?

[02:08:23] Admiral Sharp > you do know
[02:08:27] Admiral Sharp > and i am not lying
[02:08:33] Admiral Sharp > i have 24 billion isk
[02:08:34] Admiral Sharp > lol
[02:08:37] KwarK uK > lol
[02:08:39] Admiral Sharp > so i dont care about a carrier
[02:08:49] KwarK uK > not sure if brag or attempt for pity
[02:08:50] KwarK uK > :S

Body_Shield

Canada3373 Posts

October 11 2011 02:27 GMT

#16247

I'm turning into Firebolt but with a Zealot instead of a Pest

Mandini

United States1717 Posts

October 11 2011 02:29 GMT

#16248

That alliance was the alliance with the rorq we would have killed if it wasnt for kwark :p

KwarK

United States44400 Posts

October 11 2011 02:49 GMT

#16249

We'll do it again sometime.

abominare

United States1216 Posts

October 11 2011 03:02 GMT

#16250

lol should post that in c&p

Byzantium

United States423 Posts

October 11 2011 03:15 GMT

#16251

On October 11 2011 12:02 abominare wrote:
lol should post that in c&p

Seems like that might marginally endanger Johnny's scheme?

Mandini

United States1717 Posts

October 11 2011 04:23 GMT

#16252

On October 11 2011 11:49 KwarK wrote:
We'll do it again sometime.

We better, they arent afraid to throw ships at us it seems.
And those kinds of people are my favorite :D

Ghazwan

Netherlands444 Posts

October 11 2011 06:26 GMT

#16253

Hi all,

I recently re-subbed to EvE after a 2-years break. I used to be part of a 0.0 alliance so I joined back with them. But, I'd also like to pew pew alongside TL members. Would you guys accept a pvp alt in your corp or mains only?

JJoNeEightY

United States509 Posts

October 11 2011 06:35 GMT

#16254

The more the merrier, if you ask me.

I have yet to overthrow Kwark, though.

Byzantium

United States423 Posts

October 11 2011 09:05 GMT

#16255

On October 11 2011 15:26 Ghazwan wrote:
Hi all,

I recently re-subbed to EvE after a 2-years break. I used to be part of a 0.0 alliance so I joined back with them. But, I'd also like to pew pew alongside TL members. Would you guys accept a pvp alt in your corp or mains only?

I'd imagine it would depend on which. If you're rejoining the elite pvp~~ of MoA you might have some trouble getting into 9Pool alongside that.

Johnny Business

Sweden1251 Posts

October 11 2011 09:12 GMT

#16256

Why isn't my elite bomber loss on that killmail?!

Also listening to you guys trying to get a cyno was so fun.

Warri

Germany3208 Posts

October 11 2011 09:18 GMT

#16257

Time i wanted to go to bed: 2am
Time i actually went to bed due to the mercenary stuff: 4:30am
fucking eve -_-

NathanEO

Germany254 Posts

October 11 2011 11:45 GMT

#16258

Warri don't you notice a scheme here? You don't even need a watch. When people call for roam in GA it's _always_ around 2am our time. Just logoffski at 1:45am and you get some sleep...

Firebolt145

Lalalaland34507 Posts

October 11 2011 12:43 GMT

#16259

Why do you think it's been weeks since I last went on a roam.