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ShoreT
Profile Joined August 2008
United States489 Posts
July 15 2011 13:35 GMT
#13821
Why am I such a celebrity?

And redtooth, I left after my last comment there last night, so I never even saw those last comments.
Derp
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19228 Posts
July 15 2011 13:43 GMT
#13822
On July 15 2011 22:05 Firebolt145 wrote:
Keep in mind that hatchery itself is a pure pvp corp with most pilots hitting -10 very quickly. If you wish to continue pve you'll have to create an alt of some form, which must of us have done.

Please ignore Kwark and vov.
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Padrino86
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada12 Posts
July 15 2011 13:44 GMT
#13823
On July 15 2011 22:05 Firebolt145 wrote:
Keep in mind that hatchery itself is a pure pvp corp with most pilots hitting -10 very quickly. If you wish to continue pve you'll have to create an alt of some form, which must of us have done.


I want to learn/start PvP, I was on my own back in the days so I had figured it would be kind of hard to do it on my own. This is a good opportunity for some fun =).
Padrino86
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada12 Posts
July 15 2011 14:54 GMT
#13824
I'm online as Aleron Acuzio right now in the chan. People seems busy. I'll try again talking to Kwark in a few if nobody contacts me in the meantime.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19228 Posts
July 15 2011 15:25 GMT
#13825
Log on to update a skill queue, get told to get on comms. I get on and a giant clusterfuck is happening. People failing at every turn. New Rifter not orbiting the target, people not holding points, etc.
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Warri
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany3208 Posts
July 15 2011 15:41 GMT
#13826
faction fit proteus and scimitar warped out in structure :|
Fawkes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada1935 Posts
July 15 2011 15:56 GMT
#13827
About starting an alt, they start at 0 SP?
Taeyeon ~ Jennie ~ Seulgi ~ Irene @Fawkes711
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44190 Posts
July 15 2011 15:57 GMT
#13828
On July 16 2011 00:25 tofucake wrote:
Log on to update a skill queue, get told to get on comms. I get on and a giant clusterfuck is happening. People failing at every turn. New Rifter not orbiting the target, people not holding points, etc.

IM guys attacked steve. It ended badly for them but their proteus mwded away and got out to like 70k. People kept saving their own asses and after we wore through his massive buffer and were quickly finishing off his structure he heated his mwd and got out. Was fucking shit after we lost two drakes.
Then a claymore drake scimmy gang went for us. The drake was next to Steve so I smashed him into structure while he slowboated out of my scram while Karah + other bcs + rifters went for the scimy. The scimmy and drake both got out in low structure and then everyone failed to kill a single claymore 20k off a gate before the drake and scimmy repaired and got back.
There were retarded rifters going "hai guys, can anyone trade me a rifter" in the middle of an intense fight because they didn't think to have more than one and obviously when I'm calling every man we know to the field we don't have anything better to do than to help them reship. There were bc pilots getting tackled repeatedly by shit I was scrambling with Steve. There were ships getting through gatecamps again and again. Usually good pilots were burning mods out. It was absolutely shit.

IM returned in force and we countered. They used a bait geddon and we used Steve and they dropped a pest, two maels and a half dozen canes while we dropped three drakes and a harb. Unfortunately Steve died at 0 on the station with 2 seconds left on his deaggress timer after killing their geddon and Karah (who was in the wrong squad and didn't notice) said he had to warp off. Tofu didn't have a mic and without a FC I was forced to call a disengage. Was shit piled upon shit piled upon shit. I undocked about 90 seconds later to see them gone. My cloaked scout wasn't watching the enemy fleet because initiative is hard so we had to guess where they went. We pursued to Atlar but they had about a minute on us and although we almost caught their slow aligning maels it wasn't to be.
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Byzantium
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States423 Posts
July 15 2011 17:10 GMT
#13829
On July 16 2011 00:56 Fawkes wrote:
About starting an alt, they start at 0 SP?


Alts will start with the same default skills as any other character of that race (appropriate small turret skill, basic supports to 2 and 3, etc)
MSL 2052
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19228 Posts
July 15 2011 17:53 GMT
#13830
http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9350639

WTF don't we get that lucky?
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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34504 Posts
July 15 2011 18:52 GMT
#13831
Well looks like you still barely won (what's with them and bringing cynabals?) Pity you weren't able to kill the proteus or scimi.
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Mandini
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1717 Posts
July 15 2011 19:17 GMT
#13832
Steve nooooooo

Steve jr. must be created to avenge his father.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
July 15 2011 19:34 GMT
#13833
that's not the first time steve has died.
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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34504 Posts
July 16 2011 06:12 GMT
#13834
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1551292

Oh lawd, funniest story I've read in a while.
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Seankthx
Profile Joined August 2010
United States5 Posts
July 16 2011 06:45 GMT
#13835
That is an awesome story
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-16 07:02:58
July 16 2011 06:59 GMT
#13836
On July 16 2011 15:12 Firebolt145 wrote:
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1551292

Oh lawd, funniest story I've read in a while.


I'm fuckin dying here.

http://soundcloud.com/laspank/stokar-the-parallegal-from-1

Has to be one of the most funny things I've listened to in a LONG time.

Edit: "So, you've gotta get yo shit togetha, and quit fuckin' wit' me, cuz' old age and catchery overcomes youth and skill every day of the week. And that's all ya gonna get tonight." 17:05-17:16

((can't understand but I think he says catchery there haha))

His voice just makes it primo
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34504 Posts
July 16 2011 07:01 GMT
#13837
No kidding. When I read the story I was like 'yeah this guy is stupid as hell but not quite craziest guy in EVE'...then when I heard the recording and the redneck accent I just shook my head. I think one would be hard pressed to find someone crazier.
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Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
July 16 2011 10:09 GMT
#13838
Ran into some former hatch guy while doing a random mission to pass the time. Talked about how nub I am so...

o/
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19228 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-16 12:32:56
July 16 2011 12:16 GMT
#13839
"Stated jurisdiction" ?

Stokar is an idiot.

"I'm going to Iceland to sue you because you're extorting me in EVE!"

Also he doesn't have a redneck accent.

"I don't agree with it so it doesn't apply to me"

-.-
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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34504 Posts
July 16 2011 13:08 GMT
#13840
Sounds bloody close to redneck to me but I'm horrible with accents meh.
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