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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34507 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-12 12:31:55
June 12 2011 12:30 GMT
#12481
Honestly, I'm gonna reword our OP to just 'Go to SCBW and ask for Firebolt145' soon because I think that's the best way to do things hahaha.

edit at post: I'd edit that last bit out of your post, if a mod sees that you will get 100% banned. :/
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FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
June 12 2011 12:40 GMT
#12482
SCBW the eve online channel wow not the TS3 channel. Damn. Yeah that confused me a little and Kwark didn't really help with sorting out that confusion did he?
I don't know, lynch me!
Mac_
Profile Joined March 2011
Denmark6 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-12 12:45:23
June 12 2011 12:44 GMT
#12483
On June 12 2011 20:44 ParanoiaHoT wrote:
Haha well that all depends on what you want to do in-game.. Paying for sub with in-game money is definitely possible but it would take a complete noob at least 6 months? That may be underestimating it too, pvp can cost a lot of money depending on how ya do :p Also, no, you can't farm while asleep, it's called botting and will get you banned.


Last time i bothered to go online i was sitting on around 4b-5m, with very light playing (1-2hour /day), since i started aprox 1½ month ago.
So yeah its quite possible, to afford the PLEX already the first month
Body_Shield
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada3373 Posts
June 12 2011 13:06 GMT
#12484
Hey Kwark, we killed another carrier
So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19264 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-12 13:08:55
June 12 2011 13:06 GMT
#12485
On June 12 2011 21:40 FourFace wrote:
SCBW the eve online channel wow not the TS3 channel. Damn. Yeah that confused me a little and Kwark didn't really help with sorting out that confusion did he?

Reading comprehension is the first test of the Hatchery. I have failed many people for not being able to pass this test.

You also fail due to insane rage.
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FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
June 12 2011 13:16 GMT
#12486
ok but it wasn't insane rage. I think anyone can relate to me getting angry under these circumstances. You can expect that from a Minmatar. Good luck to your corp. but don't get me wrong, I will become powerful and then I'll kick some arrogant butt.
I don't know, lynch me!
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19264 Posts
June 12 2011 13:23 GMT
#12487
I'm quoting this again, and highlighting the insane parts for you as you seem to have trouble recognizing the insane parts:
On June 12 2011 07:28 KwarK wrote:
From: ConstellationConnaisseur
Sent: 2011.06.11 21:29
To: KwarK uK,

Hi, if you can help an old noob out with his minmatar battlecruiser lvl4 mission fitting.. I'd like to join the corp. My TL username is FourFace and I'm a D+ level Protoss player.


From: KwarK uK
Sent: 2011.06.11 22:06
To: ConstellationConnaisseur,

read the tl topic


From: ConstellationConnaisseur
Sent: 2011.06.11 22:12
To: KwarK uK,

Fuck you dude. I can smell vanity and the lack of a decent sized penis through the internet. I'm not gonna beg for your attention now fuck off!
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34507 Posts
June 12 2011 13:25 GMT
#12488
For what it's worth that is one of the funniest insults I've read.
Moderator
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
June 12 2011 13:25 GMT
#12489
hmmm Nope. Still don't see it sry
I don't know, lynch me!
Body_Shield
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada3373 Posts
June 12 2011 13:29 GMT
#12490
[image loading]

User was warned for this post
So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19264 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-12 13:32:18
June 12 2011 13:32 GMT
#12491
On June 12 2011 22:25 FourFace wrote:
hmmm Nope. Still don't see it sry

You have now failed 6 of the basic tests of entering the Hatchery.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
June 12 2011 13:32 GMT
#12492
^.^

User was warned for this post
I don't know, lynch me!
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44398 Posts
June 12 2011 13:39 GMT
#12493
On June 12 2011 20:32 ParanoiaHoT wrote:
Can't really blame him with a response like that Kwark. You could actually offer the noob some helpful advice besides the generic "goto OP". Not saying he didn't overreact but you could of taken 60 seconds to give an actual response and have another member from TL? Just a thought.

Do you have any idea how many mails I get on a daily basis?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
June 12 2011 13:42 GMT
#12494
On June 12 2011 21:22 FourFace wrote:
Your story is a little one-sided. Let me help you with the Yang.

I've read the 75% of the main post that seemed relevant to my situation. Including "If you already have an eve account and are interested in joining the Hatchery:
- Join channel SCBW and ask for a Hatchery director
- Tell him your story"

So first what I did was send you a pm inside eve online (That's what it says on the corp description btw .. talk to Kwark) in order to demonstrate the fact that I already have an account. Then I open Teamspeak and go the Broodwar channel and pm you (How the hell am I supposed to know who a "HATCHERY DIRECTRRRR" is) with the following message: "Hi, can I join?"
After 10 minutes of no response I think to myself hey they're having an epic battle so it would be best for me to just pm another admin saying that he should get back to me when he has time, so I did PM to tofucake
Hi, please get back to me once you have the time. I'd like to join the corp.

Then I stick around in Teamspeak Broodwar channel for 3 minutes longer just to get an overly encouraging "No" from Kwark.. like we don't give a spacey fuck about you now get the fuck out of here because I am god. So I make a slightly satirical rhetoric remark : "Oh, It's because I'm romanian sisn't it :'(" Yes i wrote sisn't.
I leave the channel pretty frustrated with the way people like to stall other people and rid them of their momentum. After 3 minutes I get a mail inside Eve "read the tl post" no greetings no hey dude, we would love to have you or even something like wow you're a human being like me, I best not be actting like a dick and explain why I was so repellent towards a fellow TL member. So i wrote what I did and I can't say i regret it as I found you parading this as an example of how funny you are.


This is pretty par for the course for Kwark.

If you can't handle that already it's going to get a whole lot worse when you're actually in a fleet.

Kwark even kicked my mining character because he's such an asshole :D
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Warri
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany3208 Posts
June 12 2011 13:48 GMT
#12495
cause you died to wartargets :D
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44398 Posts
June 12 2011 13:49 GMT
#12496
On June 12 2011 21:22 FourFace wrote:
Your story is a little one-sided. Let me help you with the Yang.

I've read the 75% of the main post that seemed relevant to my situation. Including "If you already have an eve account and are interested in joining the Hatchery:
- Join channel SCBW and ask for a Hatchery director
- Tell him your story"

So first what I did was send you a pm inside eve online (That's what it says on the corp description btw .. talk to Kwark) in order to demonstrate the fact that I already have an account. Then I open Teamspeak and go the Broodwar channel and pm you (How the hell am I supposed to know who a "HATCHERY DIRECTRRRR" is) with the following message: "Hi, can I join?"
After 10 minutes of no response I think to myself hey they're having an epic battle so it would be best for me to just pm another admin saying that he should get back to me when he has time, so I did PM to tofucake
Hi, please get back to me once you have the time. I'd like to join the corp.

Then I stick around in Teamspeak Broodwar channel for 3 minutes longer just to get an overly encouraging "No" from Kwark.. like we don't give a spacey fuck about you now get the fuck out of here because I am god. So I make a slightly satirical rhetoric remark : "Oh, It's because I'm romanian sisn't it :'(" Yes i wrote sisn't.
I leave the channel pretty frustrated with the way people like to stall other people and rid them of their momentum. After 3 minutes I get a mail inside Eve "read the tl post" no greetings no hey dude, we would love to have you or even something like wow you're a human being like me, I best not be actting like a dick and explain why I was so repellent towards a fellow TL member. So i wrote what I did and I can't say i regret it as I found you parading this as an example of how funny you are.

"Can I join?" on TS is always going to be a default no. You provided no details and that's not where we recruit. I suggest you read the OP on tl.
Having failed to apply through the method written in the OP you then mailed me asking me to help you with a bc fit for l4 missions. Now I don't know how entitled you think you are, I don't know if this is a regular thing for you, maybe you PM TLO on tl and demand a basic opener from PvT, whatever, but I don't consider myself morally obliged to help you with your retarded problems. However, despite your inability to follow the instructions on tl, I thought I'd give you another shot and suggest you reread them.

Your response to that was to launch a torrent of abuse at a tl moderator. Now, even if you feel that I was massively out of line for not stopping everything so I could help you with your PvE fits, I expect better than that. I have contributed an awful lot to the tl community over the years and you're a selfish, entitled, childish little shit. However, in spite of that, I didn't ban you because I'm nice like that. You will not be joining our corp.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-12 14:17:22
June 12 2011 14:01 GMT
#12497
Damn my internet instincts are sterling.
Reminds me of the south park episode where Cartman claimed to have invented the fishsticks joke... I didn't ask you personally for the fitting, did I? It was an introductory line. You also got the timeline wrong but it's ok. I guess those tests you got there are not mandatory for those who did so much for the tl community. I've read your blogs .. wow, you tha man. I guess if your corpmates enjoy flying with you, you must be a nice guy after all. Thanks for not banning me for insulting you outside the area of effect of TL community rules.
I don't know, lynch me!
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44398 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-12 14:39:11
June 12 2011 14:25 GMT
#12498
On June 12 2011 23:01 FourFace wrote:
Thanks for not banning me for insulting you outside the area of effect of TL community rules.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=137355

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=17883

The area covered by TL community rules is entirely at my discretion. However I found publicly posting the exchange, in which I said a total of five words, none of which offensive and you went batshit insane, funnier.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
WiljushkA
Profile Joined March 2006
Serbia1416 Posts
June 12 2011 14:35 GMT
#12499
On June 12 2011 22:39 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 12 2011 20:32 ParanoiaHoT wrote:
Can't really blame him with a response like that Kwark. You could actually offer the noob some helpful advice besides the generic "goto OP". Not saying he didn't overreact but you could of taken 60 seconds to give an actual response and have another member from TL? Just a thought.

Do you have any idea how many mails I get on a daily basis?


maybe if you're not suited to answering mails you should delegate that duty to somebody else
"As much as I love the image of me F5-ing paypal every 15 minutes while fist pumping and screaming "SHIP THE MONEY BITCHES"" - Day9
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-12 14:40:13
June 12 2011 14:39 GMT
#12500
Then we are quits because for me it also felt good to convey my honest opinion about you without getting banned. Bbye now
I don't know, lynch me!
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