Movie Discussion! - Page 45

City of Ember - Horrible movie even to my standards of what a horrible movie should be. usually kids movies are a no go for Mr.Dang but in this case and after finals i decided to watch a whole branch of them and I was dissapoint. First off was this movie which put me to sleep twice and left me confused at the ridiculous story that flows or not flows throughout...T,T.

The movie is about end of civilization and the failed attempt to reform it underground in the city of Ember. this movie sucks (((1/10)))



Adventureland - I saw this movie with the thought that it was a totally different movie about kids going to star wars camp ahahah boy was I wrong. Anyways i got interested in it after awhile and enjoyed some quirky moments and shit until i realized....i dont really like the character michael cera plays (quirky sensitive shy highschool kid) anyways the guy in this is not michael cera but rather he is....Jessie Eisenberg starring opposite of Kristen Stewert. Eisenberg plays the same character as cera so I totally fell off this train wreck of a movie. Plus Stewert constantly touches her hair and cant act for shit. Also the story gets dull and boring T.T

The movie is...basically guy gets owned from financial problems and gets a job at adventure land where he sets off to meet new people and reinvent himself from fucking up...like michael cera...... (((4/10)))



9 - I actually enjoyed this film very much even though its not that big on plot building. Its just a simple fun movie that has a lot of intense scenes and tension throughout (its an animated movie what do you expect) I actually recommend watching this for the good times!

This movie is about...well if i say it itll be spoiled sadly this movie is about end of civilization but theres more! (((6.5/10)))



Good Will Hunting - Surprisingly I have never seen this movie so i was baffled at how young everyone was in this movie besides robin williams who , lets face it is always and will always look old no matter what. Anyways this movie builds up the story pretty well but is all too much predictable but that doesnt distract it from being a great film. Its the inner shit that u learn that makes this movie more personal and good =D

Film is about a man with a gift of knowledge and how he will use it in Boston,,,ahaha no seriously.(((8/10)))



Clash of the Titans - one word, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, more words, this movie was just a remake of the old movie I think by the same name? As a kid I remember the old one fairly well and was pissed as some parts are just not shown I kinda wanted them tos tick with what was originally scripted but meh whatever. It doesnt really dissapoint me as the old one was much of a building plot but hey,....new centuries they shoulda tried something a little more edgy whilst sticking to the overall point.

Movie is about Perseus (main) saving a city from the Kraken (myth beast of Hades) (((5.5/10)))



Death Race - ahhh Jason Statham never seems to get the right roles anymore and goes on to be what every action hero becomes, one of those guys! Anyways besides a shitty role, this movies pretty action packed for an obviously....ACTION MOVIE! So if u like killing and lame dialogue this is the one for you. I thoroughly enjoyed it ahaha

Movie is about inmates in the future racing to free themselves from the prisons!(((5/10)))



Defiance - Daniel Craig and Liev Schreiber dont totally sell the brother role because they dont have that certain chemistry when they try to act out those family/brotherly scenes. Besides that its an interesting look into the history of how some jews escaped so its worth watching in my book because i love history type movies =D mix in some action and there u have it. However not so goood movie wise,

Movie is about the hardship of the Jewish people in trying to escape and survive the Nazi encampment(((6/10)))



Edge of Darkness - Mel Gibson back to his acting which is weird but hey its working at least in my opinion. I thought he was very believable (not his accent ish it had flaws) but as a dad and wanting revenge he played it well. The movie has good suspense and is worth seeing for those yep...ACTION ADDICTS! watch this movie =D and if u cant tell already im a generous movie critic

Film is about a father taking revenge and investigating deep cover ups leading to his daughters death(((8/10)))



Gamer - Ah, like i said i have been watching some shitty movies, this is one of them. Gamer is horribad but in a lol enjoyable kinda way. This movie is for the friends that wanna sit on the couch and talk while still enjoying a movie and being able to understand it. I reccomend this movie for a group of people but watching it alone on ur laptop is just so sad. as for the movie in general...who though of this shit?

This movie is basically if Second Life was real and instead people played as inmates. Same concept as deathrace where if they are able to win they are free to cruise the world again...wtf?(((3/10)))



G,I Joe: Rise of the Cobra - This movie is not as bad as people say...unless u are totally picky which I would say i am. So to me this movie sucks on that level but its thoroughly enjoyable. If that makes sense....there are a lotta lame jokes but the film progresses at an even level and of course its an action movie so theres action. I have a lot of gripe with the casting specifically Dennis boringassgrandpa Quad >_> he is a horrible horrible actor which should be taken away, forever. Alas this movie is a must see with a group of friends as said above with GAMER.

This movie is about the rise of cobra, the enemy of the Joe's and how they can stop them!! (((4/10)))



The Losers - Wow, this movie was just lol and action packed, I started to wonder...do i hate action movies or something because all these are the same genre....Anyways I like the concept of the movie (is it a comic? not sure dont really care i review my movies) its obviously a humored action movie filled with whack ass lines and shooting scenes but it doesnt dissapoint in those aspects. The story is pretty played out but nonetheless it aint all that bad.

This movie is about a group of soldiers who are good at doing what they do best, killing (I cant reveal more because the trailer just doesnt give u more info so ill spoil it) (((6/10)))



Legion - Please watch with caution, who the hell thought of this movie ??? couldnt be more than one dude. Basically Legion is a waste of time and space.....oh wtf Dennis boringassgrandpa Quaid is in this movie no wonder...WTF TYRESE?? yeah nuff said. Dont watch this please or at least not by yourself

This piece of shit sucks, apocalypse, Dennis Quaid. sucky (((1/10)))



Push - Something about this movie made me like it a lot. Its another action movie of course since I leave all the garbage ish movies to the end T.T. This movie kept me on the edge for some reason aha and I liked how there were intersting characters and special powers that people were born/inserted with. Basically this is a sci-fi action movie which is always good!

This movie is about how people were created with special abilities by some govt agency and now there is a yeah...cant say more (((6/10)))



Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief - This movie was pretty bad after I watched Clash of the Titans. I just felt that the movie was sooo subdued and kiddish (which it is) but was not anywhere near Clash of the Titans standards T.T. They basically almost had the same points in both movies but Percy Jackson goes off on another scale of its own and the kid movie syndrome kicks in where I get annoyed. Anyways if youre looking for a movie to pick on this is it!!!!

Movie is about a boy finding out that he has mythical blood in him and goes out to set on an adventure to find the Lightning Thief (guy who stole zeus's bolt) (((4.5/10)))



Ninja Assasin - Another one added to my action packed day of watching Action Packed Movies. So this movie is sooooooo gory that it keeps me excited, Although of course i laughed at anytime the main actor (rain) speaks english because its horribad. This movie is like kill bill essentially if you need something to measure it against, cept more bloody! I enjoyed this movie very much so =D

Movie is about a nina, assasin...._.) yep (((6.5/10)))



The Time Travelers Wife - Last but not least after many many many many many action movies i watched a chick flick!! I thought this was going to suck but I usually enjoy chick flicks that are more engaging (fuck you matthew mcconauGAY). Rachel McAdams never seems to fail me in these type of roles which is good. I was kinda confused in the movie at some points and it got me to actually think about it which is always always good in my opinion!! This movie is not so much all romance but more of the hardships in time traveling and how that affects a relationship.

This movie is about a man who travels time unwillingly and the problems faced with dealing with a loved one! (((7.5/10))) im a bitch

If you guys want to talk movies and/or have gripes with my ratings lets talk about them and i can give more insight on what made me hate/like about them. Otherwise thats all for now Summer has started and theres a shit ton of more crappy movies that were released recently =D! CHYEAAAAAAAAA

the main guy and his wife survive the attack from the guys but he gets amnesia as a result. The wife herself is a diabetic and he killed her by injecting insulin multiple times (the story where he tells of the guy injecting his wife is actually him doing it to his own wife, obviously the story is made up and represents his story).

Thats that so far, now what makes this movie weird is that the main character starts to develop his own story on how it went down and makes a case out of the incident in order to relieve his pain. He sets up a name (John G) and tries to solve his own mystery with the help of his friend. When they actually kill that one dude near the end he finds out that that is not the guy he is looking for and that is when his friend tells him the truth, that there is no john G and that he is making it up to cope with his killing of his wife the main character doesnt believe it (but he fakes it).

so he goes and tattoos a new clue that will force himself to frame his"friend" as john G, the guy he is looking for this whole movie. So when he wakes up his plan goes to work and he basically follows his clues all the way to kill his friend