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Sea_Food
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Finland1612 Posts
January 15 2013 17:22 GMT
#21
Here is a better guide.

Only watch episode 3. Episode 3 is a good movie. All the other ones are super terrible. (exept 2 which is just terrible)
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
January 15 2013 17:25 GMT
#22
Holy Shit...I might have to try this. It's been a good 7-8 years since I've watched any of the originals, sounds like a good way to try them again.
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Misacampo
Profile Joined July 2012
167 Posts
January 15 2013 17:26 GMT
#23
people hate jarjar binks? I liked him
Arnstein
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway3381 Posts
January 15 2013 17:28 GMT
#24
Maybe I'll do it this way the next time I'm watching them.
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Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
January 15 2013 17:30 GMT
#25
This is really interesting. My gf only watched episode IV in the last month and (surprisingly) enjoyed it. I may make her watch the remaining movies in the order suggested.
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nohbrows
Profile Joined February 2011
United States653 Posts
January 15 2013 17:35 GMT
#26
Now I know where my friend found this the other day.

Really intriguing. As someone who has watched the movies endlessly since I could ever remember, the Machete order seems very logical and a great way to introduce people to Star Wars.
Seizon Senryaku!
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
January 15 2013 17:41 GMT
#27
Never thought about it this way. I actually have quite a few friends who have never seen Star Wars. I think I'll convince them to watch the films in this order!
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Darks0le
Profile Joined September 2012
Bulgaria5 Posts
January 15 2013 18:05 GMT
#28
On January 16 2013 01:47 Diabulus wrote:
Oo how can you say Episode 1 is a bad movie? Anything made by George Lucas, even a porno, would be 10 stars/ 10 from me -.-

Then, my good man, you should really see Howard the Duck.
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JonnyBNoHo
Profile Joined July 2011
United States6277 Posts
January 15 2013 18:23 GMT
#29
Just skip the prequels and watch good ol' Mr. Plinkett review them instead.

http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/
dubRa
Profile Joined December 2008
2165 Posts
January 15 2013 18:27 GMT
#30
IV, V are the only ones worth watching
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
January 15 2013 18:30 GMT
#31
Episode 1 is important precisely BECAUSE of the podracing.
The rest is negligable, but PODRACING!
dude...
podracing.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
laegoose
Profile Joined June 2010
Russian Federation325 Posts
January 15 2013 18:30 GMT
#32
Why would you re-watch Star Wars? Maybe 30 years ago it was a breakthrough and started new genre, but from today perspective it has second-class actors and so full of cliches that you can predict any upcoming plot 'twist' like killing all bad guys without a scratch or falling in love/rescuing a beautiful princess or getting away from death AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND WOWOWOWOW SO CLOSE.

I'm just curious why people like these movies, except for 'everybody says it is good so I will watch it and say it so epic thrilling good too'.

Wrath 2.1
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany880 Posts
January 15 2013 18:35 GMT
#33
Episode 1 is my favorite. I love the Darth Maul vs Qui Gon & Obi Wan. So awesome.

Also the podracing was really cool.

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Skytt
Profile Joined June 2011
Scotland333 Posts
January 15 2013 18:36 GMT
#34
On January 16 2013 03:30 Dandel Ion wrote:
Episode 1 is important precisely BECAUSE of the podracing.
The rest is negligable, but PODRACING!
dude...
podracing.



If I watch the series I just do it in the usual order, skip the Jar Jar bits in the first one where possible, skip 50% of episode 2 cause it's awful, then most of Episode 3 til the betrayal starts to happen cause General Grevious is fucking horrible.

I would never tell someone to not watch Episode 1, Podracing is awesome and Darth Maul is a great villain. You just need to remind them Jar Jar has about 5 minutes of screen time after EP1!
JKM
Profile Joined November 2011
Denmark419 Posts
January 15 2013 18:37 GMT
#35
This sounds like an interesting way to incorporate two of the three new movies into the original sequence. I just might arrange a movie-weekend with my friends to rewatch Starwars in a better order.

On January 16 2013 03:30 laegoose wrote:
Why would you re-watch Star Wars? Maybe 30 years ago it was a breakthrough and started new genre, but from today perspective it has second-class actors and so full of cliches that you can predict any upcoming plot 'twist' like killing all bad guys without a scratch or falling in love/rescuing a beautiful princess or getting away from death AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND WOWOWOWOW SO CLOSE.

I'm just curious why people like these movies, except for 'everybody says it is good so I will watch it and say it so epic thrilling good too'.



It's a simple story told in an interesting universe. Stuff don't have to be overly complex or have huge unexpected twists to be enjoyable.
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nohbrows
Profile Joined February 2011
United States653 Posts
January 15 2013 18:44 GMT
#36
On January 16 2013 03:37 JKM wrote:
This sounds like an interesting way to incorporate two of the three new movies into the original sequence. I just might arrange a movie-weekend with my friends to rewatch Starwars in a better order.

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On January 16 2013 03:30 laegoose wrote:
Why would you re-watch Star Wars? Maybe 30 years ago it was a breakthrough and started new genre, but from today perspective it has second-class actors and so full of cliches that you can predict any upcoming plot 'twist' like killing all bad guys without a scratch or falling in love/rescuing a beautiful princess or getting away from death AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND WOWOWOWOW SO CLOSE.

I'm just curious why people like these movies, except for 'everybody says it is good so I will watch it and say it so epic thrilling good too'.



It's a simple story told in an interesting universe. Stuff don't have to be overly complex or have huge unexpected twists to be enjoyable.


That exactly. And also, the whole falling in love/rescuing a beautiful princess with the heros getting away without a scratch were homages to movie serials and what not (iirc, that's what George Lucas said in his interviews).

Also, I'm pretty sure James Earl Jones, Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness, and Peter Cushing are not second-class actors.
Seizon Senryaku!
JonnyBNoHo
Profile Joined July 2011
United States6277 Posts
January 15 2013 18:45 GMT
#37
On January 16 2013 03:30 laegoose wrote:
Why would you re-watch Star Wars? Maybe 30 years ago it was a breakthrough and started new genre, but from today perspective it has second-class actors and so full of cliches that you can predict any upcoming plot 'twist' like killing all bad guys without a scratch or falling in love/rescuing a beautiful princess or getting away from death AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND WOWOWOWOW SO CLOSE.

I'm just curious why people like these movies, except for 'everybody says it is good so I will watch it and say it so epic thrilling good too'.


It's supposed to be cliche to an extent. It's fun, basic story telling done well. If you thought that the good guys winning was a "plot twist" you are doing it wrong.
Kuni
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Austria765 Posts
January 15 2013 18:47 GMT
#38
If someone asked me how he is supposed to watch Star Wars, I'd tell him to only watch IV, V and VI and not bother with the rest at all. Episode 1 was horseshit, 2 and 3 were average, a disappointment for the original Star Wars. No order can salvage that.
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Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
January 15 2013 18:48 GMT
#39
On January 16 2013 01:41 crms wrote:
I think this could be a fun weekend adventure, might even get my fiance to actually watch the new episodes, she refuses right now.

Mostly though this article just reminded me of the worst part of episode I, no not the pod racing (awful) or jarjar binks (dreadful) My worst moments were, Darth Maul. He was supposed to be so badass, a straight up killer, untouchable fighter and then he fell down a shaft...I've never recovered from the injustice that was Darth Mauls portrayl in Episode 1.


Haha you make his death sound even more lame than it was. He didn't just trip and fall into a shaft and die, he was bisected with a saber thrust he could've seen coming for several seconds.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
jakethesnake
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada4948 Posts
January 15 2013 18:57 GMT
#40
On January 16 2013 02:30 Plexa wrote:
This is really interesting. My gf only watched episode IV in the last month and (surprisingly) enjoyed it. I may make her watch the remaining movies in the order suggested.


I got my wife to watch episode IV, and that's all I've been able to do. I'll probably make her watch V and then give up on making her watch any of the others. She's a bit stubborn in her tastes.

I'll definitely continue watching in this order though. I'm very much in favour of any order that leaves out Episode I completely
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